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hi I'm world-renowned handsome and intelligent man markiplier and here at cloak laboratories we are working hard every day to bring you new elements of the periodic table because we can over the next five days we'll be showing you these new elements in drops throughout the next week all for you now I'm no scientist but anyone can look like a scientists if they compare themselves to mr. jacksepticeye I have a graph of his intelligence plotted right here now if you compare the baseline human intelligence an interesting discrepancy is revealed and here's my intelligence just for reference and oddly enough if you overlay human attractiveness a similar trend is revealed with only minor discrepancies but I'm going to put aside our vast vast differences in both appearance and intelligence and work together with Shawn to bring you a new product but I'm gonna need to use this bullhorn to even get through that thick skull of his Shawn could you come in here please John me happy that you me work together Omni doing good shirt it's good it is good it good and it reminds me that you me do good I'm gonna kill you [Music] alright wait so how do we get way it in there is it just one on one where are you oh hey hey is it literally just one on one I think this is one on one I didn't do that we just did a single I don't know if this is the intro screen I want to stare at for forever listen listen whoever wins this match the winner goes on to face new Wade man how do I even do that just like touches you touch don't stop I don't like it stop it this game is called punch to you in Ch guys okay the targeting systems a little fun it's [ __ ] nightmare what is this Oh God I think the touching might be a better strategy ah look if you're good at commentaries very concerning it's not good it's not good it just said wrong way what does that even mean I think you're about to leave the area oh oh that was your love a whip lucky that Hill was in the way oh I hit that post take that post take that oh [Laughter] I'm just glad we found a fun multiplayer game we could all enjoy together dude man you never seen thickness of this magnitude before in your life yeah yeah that's a big rock you got there it is thanks for give you free tool oh it's gonna give you a free shot but now I gotta get oh god you have all the rocks on your side they're all over here but it doesn't seem fair to me you know it's the life isn't fair here I'll let you I'll let you have one I'll let you have one all right you ready yeah so yeah I got your foot you had your chance Jesus guys this is like whenever you're playing a co-op like split-screen game back on console on the day like couch gaming and like you and over lots for to someone just kind of sits there on the couch and his leg was good listen man you go play then I'm gonna wait I wonder if there's a way I know there's a way to like watch don't see your game oh oh my god I don't like the way you pick up rocks run I'm on quite the delay but it is let me tell you this is some thrilling I've got you know what Marc I could just stream this to you over discord hang on oh no wait pause fine pause well unpause okay die [ __ ] you guys want to fight I'll watch I'll watch you fight are there any other buttons F and we're gonna stood as buttons but I think X just sets down the rocks is you take a prog-rock wait can you accept boom you allow me to watch the guns on a slight delay oh come here wait come here just just come here I wanna how how and why just the touching help Oh God I like the magnetic leg [Laughter] alright yeah that makes sense wait you could set the rock down by hitting X yeah no but if I throw it while he's engaged with me it just goes through him here do it again it's I'm a truck watch I'm so this game like right so if I'm not facing you and I'll throw the rock what Bob do you do you have like an instant you guys are touching each other right now it's on my clock right now yeah [Music] [Laughter] serious conversation simulator move on a bar with Jerry [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] closing take my picture got it oh wait I'd like no lady I'm gonna watch his game yeah you should watch waiting I guess I should well when you want to fight wait it's me do you want to have serious discussions what minute one one it right now Wow I'm right on he was this tall he was this shoulder dislocated oh no I I didn't mean to mount you you just moved in on me yeah what could take me from behind this your rock no that's your rock this is is this really this whole fair yeah all right let's so let's do let's do that one more time hang on now that more expansion did I buy it I think I bought the expansion was it dude go to CSUN you can change your dude if you bought the expansion yeah yeah you've got like roldugin ocean I want to see what weights hang on to some ridiculousness why is your post changing what is happening but none of these things do anything down here I'm just pouty incredulous Blaire why is there a threshold of like a thousand 225 is that like a ranking system we have to give points to like level oh I've gotta be 225 to be point right and hypnotize people with your nips yeah definitely wait I can't see anything Bob I think you're still watching Bob I think you're still watching I'll just imagine I got it guys I got it all right okay I'm back in it okay hey you can pick up two rocks Wow yeah we figured out you could pick up two rocks cuz you're so thick Wow this spawn camping Wade now gonna get you when are you trying to get one of these rocks one day my head is gonna be powerful you just gotta charge straight down Wade you don't know what a genius way to make a game and half a 13 dollar expansion bag for some stupid Express is because I'm tempted to buy entirely I feel like I really urge that draw there at the end you sure did man you sure did I just want one last game with Bob that's all I wanted trusting trusting okay no hey what's your time guys I'm at 314 or 256 can I go back the way yes just saris this just feel too good [Laughter] 12-pack of beer on a 30 pound bag of rice 12 cans of kimchi I want 14 Lamborghinis mm-hmm you better hurry up we're gonna finish all right here here my mom go oh your your bones I'm just so wimpy hey oh oh hey hey what a sensual what a sensual hug look man I can't believe this there I go cut it's just if it's supposed to be sumo it doesn't make a lot of sense because aren't we supposed to push each other out of the ring not just flap just die yeah yeah it's it has been it's been a couple weeks twins separated at birth - it toufic sold sorry I just know bud you really are that's how humor works okay the maureen elect is responsible for our understanding and utter mastery improv comedy techniques our level of hilarity is all thanks to Rachel let me just know I slept ten seconds left us before I find out who won well you'll be shocked at the result [Music]
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Channel: Markiplier
Views: 4,056,857
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Keywords: markiplier, paunch, paunch game, paunch gameplay, paunch multiplayer, paunch funny moments, funny games, funny online game, sumo simulator, sumo wrestling, wrestling game, phsyics, game physics, funny physics, funny, multiplayer, online game, laughing, hilarious, broken games
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Length: 14min 33sec (873 seconds)
Published: Thu Dec 12 2019
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