I Am Fish

I would like to humbly apologize for Sean's ineptitude wait let me rephrase that he wouldn't know what that word meant me big sorry for Sean's small brain mister jacksepticeye has made a horrible air and bungled all of the prices on cloak brand calm this is my fault really it is it's my fault for expecting them to know how to do math let alone know what numbers even are and even worse in his insane fumbling of the inner workings of cloak Brent calm he has somehow managed to unlock our previously unavailable clothing in ludicrous bundles the last quote we managed to get before our systems anti stupidity firewall shattered under the strain was me no get me no get numbers too big me make small me make bundle me make sail markiplier spells douchebag me best me best me best it continued on like that for about three hours I don't know when we're going to be able to fix this mistake but if anyone goes to cloak brand calm until it's fixed so you can get some crazy bundle deals on some clothing that you will likely never see again and once more I am truly sorry for Sean hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to IM fish made by the developers of surgeon simulator and i am bread i am bread is not a game I agreed with it's a fine game don't get me wrong the game is fine it's just that I personally didn't have the best of times with that game anyway I'm gonna take this cool calm and collected I'm gonna do just fine alright swim towards the light turn okay up down doesn't seem to be doing much shouldn't I be flapping oh wait no ah Oh interesting hmm okay very fascinating I see so this is out there's gonna be a lot of Wang doodling of the flapper here ah yes I remember this from the trailer okay so all I have to do is roll the ball at the end of the day that's all there is to it right so if I turn flap the ball rolls simple as that turn the fish roll the ball and just like that it's a thick hey I got a fish point a fish checkpoint wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait where are we going where we going wait a minute wait hang on ah it's fine we're good we're good we're good alright so all I got to do is just play the game just as simple as that maybe take it nice and easy sometimes maybe get the collectibles when they come this is simple Oh baby could do this and I am NOT a baby I'm a man this won't be so bad hey maybe this will be a fun experience for me I wish you would just flap in the way your fish was facing ooh too fast too fast too fast I gotta get out the front door I gotta get out the front door there I go go that way why do I turn wait why is it turning me that ain't right I'm on that way wait wait wait okay if you turn in random directions how am I supposed to be able to not random erections random directions how am I supposed to be able to know which way I'm going a sort of confident ability is this gonna be safe for me to fall out of here yeah whatever it's too late to care okay okay I sure wish the the camera wasn't so mind bogglingly all over the place ooh I see where I'm supposed to go this way no no no oh it's fine okay all right we're fine I sure I'm glad someone set up all these yoga mats on the roof these damn city dwellers trying to better themselves with what little nature they have access to the stupid fools oh please oh no the darkness no the end now all right the trick is I think if I'm able to understand what tricks are the trick is no dad ain't the track oh just kill me why don't I die faster is the thing what I know I'm failed why don't I die okay so that the trick is oh I gotta get on this rail oh no I was so close no the rail aah okay now I'm ready to counteract this motion no what what whoa whoa what why did I go ten million miles an hour literally you get a speed gun up there I was going ten bajillion miles an hour I'm doing this as gently as I possibly can okay I'm getting there now I'm turning around I still want to counteract why why why get in the hole no not there no not there either am I supposed to get on those rails because that seems patently impossible also I seem to have no consents of control once I get over the lip of the edge I just start immediately rolling down gravity's a [ __ ] okay I'm ready for it I'm ready for it wait no dad do Oh God why good what it's impossible it's impossible okay I'm just gonna go for it here we go I trust faith fate Oh whoo whoo that was it I just got to be confident oh there we go oh I did it yeah okay okay which way I go whoa whoa whoa whoa don't spin it sir whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what's top job stop stop stop stop stop stop stop I wish I could see which direction I was actually swimming okay we got another checkpoint here oh I'm hoping there's a yoga mat on the bottom of this that would be very helpful with there oh I see am I supposed to be able to stop myself because I don't know if I'll be able do okay I hope I don't let's go for it what's the worst that could happen fall to my doom gone in before I am getting out of here oh oh oh oh wait cars cars cars are a problem wait cars cars problem cars movie but just gonna go for it I'm flapping uh-oh oh yeah I don't know how to look both ways and then gun it gun it gun it hard got it fast got it hard and fast faster harder I'm gunning it as fast as ah I'm fine done it harder faster gun not that way no go across the street oh there goes my water well I got off well no no wait no wrong wait I was oh God I was flapping the complete wrong way how am I gonna do this how am I gonna do this it doesn't really matter what I'm trying to do cuz I'm not gonna be able to do it right no matter which way I go cuz I'm old maybe maybe my shot my shot my shot come on come on come on keep going oh ma no no God god damn it I kept going that way why would I go that way to you I throw it that way too I don't know how cameras work I was going left Oh what oh I'm gonna make it I'm gonna make it I'm gonna make it I'm making it I'm making it in baby I'm gonna count that yeah I don't know how that happened but I counted okay all right I can do this I mean I didn't do that with any semblance of skill so I can't exactly say that I did anything cuz I don't think doing is a big part of this I think just hoping oh no oh no oh no oh I just wish there was some kind of an auto camera why do I keep getting flipped around that's impossible it's impossible to navigate because you keep getting turned around how it anyway way way way way way okay okay easy easy ease up there Pongo ease up there Bubba ease up there bobby-boo ease up there okay Bobby boo and Bobby you whoa God please I'm cracked but I'm okay I'm not dead yet I'm only slightly cracked okay so not why do you keep getting turned around this doesn't make any sense stop getting turned around please oh oh where am I going where am I going where am I going oh okay I see a Tampa we know that could be fun I don't know where it's gonna send me maybe into the neighbor's pool I'm gonna go for it okay okay no why would that do that to me because I was already cracked alright let's try that again okay why wants Oh God Oh okay I'm gonna try to drop from like higher up on it but I feel like that's just gonna send me to my doom a little faster wait wait wait wait I found the way I found the way I found the way Oh God God turn turn turn turn swim ah no let's try that again okay turn around know what whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa easy easy easy easy easy easy okay I'm doing this apparently this is happening Oh God where are we going am i does this count oh oh where am I going how also it's a good thing I don't have much of a blame Oh what the hell did I just find like an alternate path or something Oh Oh God did get in the what are you doing what are you doing get in the water wha yeah it's a good thing gravity is really weird around here oh yeah SuperSpeed and oh good jump okay that was really pathetic rocket for it yeah there we go that's what I thought oh now this what I'm talking about this is more being a fish is all about Oh run foot because I'm that good oh yes please thank you I'll take all of that yes thank you also I'm extremely handsome alright if I come up in it oh I'm sorry what just happened I'm in a mop bucket okay that doesn't make sense but I'll take it okay time to go into the woods I get oh my god am I about to go down yeah don't mind me just gonna take this thing down hill skiing you know how it is oh boy please tell me this is how this is gonna go well so please tell me there aren't any like bears in the woods that are gonna scoop me up out of this bucket because that would be bra Matic at best Hey what who what who's saying Hey Oh God okay let's go buddy let's go I didn't know that he was coming after me oh yeah hey nothing hey nonny nonny nonny nonny oh god I didn't realize that would be the brother punishment I had a rock and that happens oh that guy's really slow I didn't realize that was the conundrum that I was facing there are no bears but there's a big hairy man and I think that's just as dangerous yeah yeah yeah yeah buddy buddy listen I am just too busy to even be bothered with you right now okay so what do I gotta do I gotta go I gotta somehow make this corner is that what I gotta do okay we're fine Hey Oh God stranger danger No Oh do that to me man that guy's a menace okay I'm gonna take cut this in or path here no not on the hill not on they'll let's go let's go let's go come on come on go go go go go go yeah yeah this way is the winner oh [ __ ] I'm gonna die it's fine perfect perfect perfect it's perfect and we're going oh god my arm is not prepared for this kind of motion whose [ __ ] okay this way and this way and then round the bend Oh God round the bend oh my god round the bend oh my god let's go can I get a checkpoint at literally any time would be great okay left right right I mean I meant left I meant right now Oh God please not like this oh god please he's right behind me I know he is just go No oh my god just go this is your chance Oh God Hills hope God wait wait where are the rocks I can't see okay we're fine it's got to go this way avoid those last rock I mean they could tip me if they want Oh [Music] I did it oh my god okay let's keep it going then this is for victory Trent oh I don't know if I belong here that's a lot of humours oh oh I see interesting this is a glass ceiling or what oh it is oh there's the exit okay so where do I gotta go here okay ah I see another bucket okay line myself up and go for it Oh what what what this is this is not this is not how I died ah give me in the book please I want in the bucket oh yes I'm fine no yeah turn the music up alright so now I gotta look out for drunkards and idiots scuse me bucket closes rule not to tear up the dance floor here whoa whoa whoa hey you ease up on those maneuvers there buddy okay ease up on the maneuvers buddy can I get out of this corner please can I please get out of this quote what is happening why am I not why am I not going oh whoa okay can I please just go there's my checkpoint what no get that won't you but good point oh come on what are you doing what are you doing get get the checkpoint or get whoa who are you kidding Lane get the goddamn Jew sorry it's a fish point that's that's where I made my first mistake I don't know if I can go down these stairs oh oh geez okay all right oh okay we're fine burrow we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good okay we're good no no a way way way wow that's really impressive whatever you're doing but I got to get through here Thanks checkpoint checkpoint checkpoint checkpoint checkpoint yes no what why yes yes no not that way yes checkpoint checkpoint is good give me that give me good get me why give me oh it already triggered I don't know what good this is gonna do me this is knocking over this is no way this is not gonna work it's an imprint oh really really really time this perfectly Oh God not perfect not perfect oh okay that's impossible there's no way to do there's no way to do that there's no way there's no way there's no way there is no way I'm just getting enough speed to get through in one go in one god damn it okay I'm still alive holy [ __ ] oh my wife no no no wait wait wait where you going where you going buddies oh but in skis whoa whoa whoa but in skis where am I headed left I see it I see it no no no give me the check give me the check point give me the check point baby come on no turn the right way goddamn it okay I got it this is a very not stressful game it's very relaxing nice and relaxing if I could turn the way I needed to turn that is a completely exaggerated reaction to what should have happened when that man just stick you lated with the barest movement of his arm okay try this again I'm going down I'm gonna counteract the speed with my own tail oh yeah this is gently no not accelerate towards him god it's slow slow slow there we go that's in the right direction okay slow slow slow slow slow easy like it weren't nothing don't touch him like it weren't nothing because it weren't nothing can I get a checkpoint is there no checkpoint down here really oh my god it's in the center oh my god you are kidding me I can't even see it because I'm up against the wall oh god go go go go go go go oh god stop stop stop stop oh god stop stop oh god okay here we go here we go go get it get it get it get it get it get it which way are you pointing now oh my god no no kitty checkpoint you're right there oh please okay okay can you have it can I do I have okay I got it I don't know where I'm going next but here I go left left left left okay around that corner whoa whoa easy buddy easy buddy whoa whoa whoa hey I don't know the timing cuz I can't see anything that's happening so I'm just kind of guessing that now is a good time which is probably wrong Oh God get away from me okay go go go go go now's the chance now is a chance now is the chance I'm not gonna get that skill you want me to jump out of my oh [ __ ] stop stop you're you really want me to jump out of my bucket just to try to get a stupid scale for some sense of accomplishment that I care nothing about is that what you want Oh what whoa what what what Oh what you did not just drink me you seriously did not just drink me Oh am I in control oh no way oh my god I am in control I could make this man go flirt with a lady or a man I just got to be careful about him yakking I guess wait which way am I going I don't think I'm supposed to be here yeah come on buddy this way oh no no not like that no this way you you drive horribly okay this is pretty hilarious I got emit this is this kind of Larry's right up until he pisses me out which is probably gonna happen what you marry my supposed to what am I supposed oh okay I get it I guess excuse me pardon me sex machine walking through I don't know where I am cuz the camera sucks scuse me pardon me the camera is so garbage that's okay well let that stop me okay here I go watch out air jeez okay just go buddy just go where am I going I'm not going up here I'm not going back I guess it's the only way that oh really you're gonna flip around like that you make no sense why do you make no sense oh my god you flipped around again why okay I can't go up there anyway that's why it flips around cuz I can't go there well good I'm glad that it's so frickin clear which way that I need to go I'm so glad can you just go man just go oh well there oh okay right oh and now he's floating and he's floated into the ether and I am in the beyond I don't know what he's doing I think I need to get this guy to the bathroom before he acts which is great cuz I'm not pointing that way I'm literally like holding down the turn button because that it'll just like randomly face the complete opposite direction and I don't know why like there yeah I think that's the bathroom over there I think I saw the ladies room all lined up to hell but I'm pretty sure I just have to do this again get in oh my god turn turn I look I turn god damn it I'm gonna lose my mind I'm gonna lose my [ __ ] mind okay clear shot from here right wrong I'm facing the wrong way why why god damn you why oh my god just go oh my god just go just [ __ ] go oh this is the most important thing I've ever done if you [ __ ] yak before I'm inches from there oh my god I will not do this again I swear to God I will not do this again just get in there oh god where do I have to go where do I have to go just point me in us no that's not a stall oh my god that's not a stall why is that not assault where am i pointed oh my god if you I swear to God if you oh my god I swear to God do not [ __ ] me over right not right here not when I'm this [ __ ] close are you I swear god no it's the one with the water it's very clearly the one with the water go in in in in in okay god oh my god oh my god oh my god I PAH [Music] my hand hurts so bad and not the hand that I was shaking with my left hand because I was railing on the turn oh there we get it's all done Oh once you've picked a direction for your fish they will keep that direction as long as you don't move the left control stick that is why you would turn around oh god no I was playing it wrong the whole time great okay good great I was playing it wrong the whole time great I was my own worst enemy okay well that's good because now I know now I know now I know I didn't read that before ah okay I'm out of here thank you everybody so much for watching let me know what you thought down in the comments below if you want to play it for yourself this games free link in the description hey have you checked out a heist with markiplier yet I talk about it a lot but that's because I'm real proud of it if you haven't checked it out link is in the description or Google all Heights with markiplier you'll find it it's pretty cool thanks for watching if you want to see IM bread and want to see me in pain link in the description or in this suggested probably i don't know if it'll be there but maybe it's there either way you look up Marga bar I am bread I don't know yeah if you don't know how to use YouTube at this point it is I feel like this is a you problem thank you everybody someone for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 2,868,457

Rating: 4.9652166 out of 5

Keywords: I Am Fish, i am fish game, i am fish markiplier, i am fish gameplay, i am bread, i am bread markiplier, i am bread rage, i am fish rage, rage, rage game, funny rage, best rage, rage game reaction, rage gaming, funny, i am bread sequel, funny moments, i am bread gameplay, funny fish game, i am fish bossa studios, funny game, funny physics, playthrough, walkthrough, frustrating, bossa studios, broken physics, bad controls, bossa presents, markiplier

Id: z-MzCYl0jeY

Length: 25min 23sec (1523 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 29 2019