Hand Simulator SURVIVAL

hi everybody this is hand simulator survival intro intro intro for intro intro Thank You Tube how you doing don't talk to my YouTube let's go on Marcie - oh well that was quick did you guys load it already yeah I'm here I'm here you know I oh boy Oh our press our wait okay Bob look away and you ruin it you ruin it let's see how its funnier when I'm doing it without the voice that's how it goes I'm gonna punch this tree which is so much better yeah how do I punch this tree no idea how do I look I'm a fist it's a fist up down for punch I've learned this from the Minecrafts wait why isn't this working I don't know wait I've been instructed to do this sort of things many times in games you punch a tree you get wood oh good I'm very immature certain trees that have like coconuts on them I think coconuts we don't need cocoa nuts well we have hunger thirst health we need cocoa nut so good I'm gonna I'm gonna be struggling for a while cuz I don't even know if this is a pickup a bull oh lawd or believe it's pick up a book can I kill you guys if I like wallop you and that Oh what you got there wait let me break it open for you oh please do alright here we go is that is that actually like way you're supposed to do oh whoa what whoa where'd my where'd I go what where's my hand here I feel like a rock would be more efficient but something seems to be happening something's have it says object -4 and I don't know what is -4 about but a good question I guess we'll find out if you keep beating it with your stick oh geez this game sucks man where'd my end go where to go oh I dropped my stick alright you know what screw that I hate it let's go beat against the rock okay cool man Bob you're awfully quiet over there what's going on oh you know I wondered why you were ignoring me our fault our fault yes yeah this is our fault I thought I found a tree with little brown things on it but they can't they're not graspable I wanted to grasp are they graspable this tiger dangerous oh okay I see that's the same one not different one different one not you we left so the tiger is alone currently one where'd you go where are you guys I don't see you come by this oh you're gone you're gone you guys are gone you're gone oh you guys are literally gone mark we're literally where we spawn on your own goddamn Island it's just me gotta break open a coconut on my time what's up guys it's your boy mark EMU here back at it again with more survival or I need to find a rock I found a rock got it rock I mean voices in my head I found a rock whatever can you beat my nut nope beat my nut I'm gonna eat my nut now if only there was someone to share this bouncy glorious you get the hell out of my way no I need that rock there are other rocks you idiot if you were even real figment of my imagination I've done it I have cracked open the cocoa goodness I am about thrust this into my gob you know what mark you're yelling a lot and I don't appreciate it this is what a solo market blog let's plays all about I've now no longer delusional from my lack of well there goes my rock it never existed in the first place oh fish whoa I'm swimming come here fish I forgot how to hold my breath I'm sure there is nothing dangerous in the water push a button is this a scorpion is this gonna hurt me [Applause] are you able to resurrect me or am i dead forever now maybe I can resurrect you with this rock that scorpion was no joke that scorpion tore me apart God also don't breathe water don't worry mark I got a rock I do not em are you guys never existed you vanished somewhere and you just went away here I'm gonna I'm gonna resurrect you with this rock ok cool if you cut off my limbs and eat my body so man I'm gonna grab the scorpion I'm gonna say don't rub your face with it see the rock I see it please me I buy you moved my head so my vision is different just weekend at Bernie's speech just like I just grab grab you by the throat here alright this is a very uncomfortable okay mark he kills your enemy well thank you no oh wait oh my my I'm lookin my neck seems to be let me move his head around here I was up for a second I was up for just a moment before I slip into the great beyond I just want to see the Scorpion but gently scoop my hand oh my god Wade's got you here oh God okay I see a scorpion I see it I can see you guys my head is pointed in that direction that's a pretty baby yeah can we eat that oh I dropped mark I think I dropped him yeah of course you dropped me over here I'm gonna feed it to you maybe this will bring you back maybe okay thank you your enemies will revive you that's how this that's Oh scorpions work as far as I know come on yeah that's great who does your pedicures [Music] is it good for you no actually no all right cool good there's this little piece of your characters body that clips through your underwear and I don't know if that's gonna get my channel banned I don't know why if I die and you guys know this is the first step it's okay I am going to be so I'm gonna come back as a ghost now I'm gonna be so mad his view is awful oh wait have you ever resurrected anyone how do we know I have no idea I'm gonna go out to sea I'm gonna join mark oh you don't just like you don't even just you just die yeah you start yeah you just start going it's just your health is just you get wet and you are dead oh good yeah see all right let's try this again with less mark [ __ ] it all up at the beginning yeah I don't know why I'm gonna start collecting wood and put it in tonight can I chop down a tree that's such a thing how to be a way to craft right there there wouldn't not be a way to craft you just hold one thing in each hand and squish them together so mark what do we do if we come across the scorpion oh I know this one I know it God don't tell me yeah eat it that's good good boy I need cuz if I if I know my crafting you need like a rock a stick and like something to bind it together right I'm rockin a bone here I'm gonna try and mush them together and see what I get maybe I gotta like hit things with hey where'd you get a bone on the beach there was a rock with a bone next to it that doesn't sound too good no it really is unfortunate that I have no idea what scrap just reaching for [ __ ] at the time not got any further than break coconut with rocks you guys got his force well I assume you would know things just look around and think there's like this weird Viney stuff on this tree maybe this is grabbable maybe it's but you need to take a rock and hit stuff yeah coconut I bet there's a rock over here I went like left if you if you were facing inland from where we spawned on the beach there's another rock over here by okay where you guys are holy schnikeys guys technology no big tree fell on me Oh Bob break tree where Mark were you getting off damage like indicator like the object at the bottom right it said 3-15 a bunch and then how am I losing you where you said left of spawn I went you I'm back on the little tiny tip that we spawned on oh my god I see the rock with balls actually Roxy you believe them who's that this is wade go back to the vine tree bark no I I will with rock with rock I will yeah I need coconut break a lot of running maybe I'm just not left-handed that's actually more consistent just to bang up and down on it this isn't that bad as bad as I would have thought yeah it's kind of like a fresh take on survival because it's like you have to figure out how to do everything again and it's not just like okay grab this grab this good thing grab the thing yeah it's I kind of like it it's real struggle that's like baby's first survival if you're fresh out the womb and end up on an island I see you guys hey it's good tree Bob can you hit this tree I'm not obviously I climb you can climb it oh no climb climb so high hello alright okay I come down now maybe depending on how fast be a good idea alright I'm down anyway look boys I see wait where's Marquette I'm buying this just around the corner but in this point of knows I'm near the spawn I'm right next to you I'm literally there oh hey this is Marc Marc come with me come is it those beers there no sounds in this game yeah lack sounds wait a minute this is this is dead-ass the tree that I chopped out I swear to god one of these is the tree that I chopped down okay well not this one I guess not this one Oh strike sparks whoa this was just next to me wait I'll drain tire oh good old Flint and Flint good old rock and rock firestarter oh oh well I have sticks here wait come here I have sticks piled up here having sticks piled up as a generous way yeah maybe yeah really jumping yeah yeah chicken Bob can you don't a stick in the middle sure there we go I did this when my hand fire we make fire fire do it to me fire fire fire maybe we need more wood what happened to that tree you knocked down whoa who hurt beat the [ __ ] out of me um I was just experimenting and I can't hurt you turns out hurting me does hurt me is this a tree wait this tree guys this tree what which tree right here where here is no ping it I've literally right where we just work like right by where we just were with the fire I went the other way from you guys there you are okay which tree this tree this tree right here it was at it and it trunk alright you keep hitting it I'm gonna look at what I do I see oh oh oh oh it's falling its falling Wow fire fire fire can we break these down though maybe oh yeah yeah you can hit wood log fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire wait you can help you can participate too is there gonna be fire in here or no no fire no fire okay so but we have logs which is good yeah we got logs dude that's that's progress baby we could break logs down into this which is a treat tree wood can we build something out of this or something I'm assuming gotta be right it's gotta be it's getting dark guys guys am I crazy or am I having fun no like it feels like you shouldn't be yeah but then our an okay I'm gonna see I'm gonna pick up one of these if I can yes I think I got a like scoop under it okay I got a log okay one lies fire no fire hold fire I like how what it's Mark's log it's not fire but when it's my log it's fire okay are all these your logs then do you want all the logs down the whole tree look we share did you just take my log yeah where's my health dropping oh I'm freezing I'm dying of cold yeah I really need fire we need fire okay how we do fire maybe if we put logs in like the shape of a fire maybe it's just like a fire is hard to make we just got a spark a lot maybe it's one person all no we were making sparks but maybe it'd be more efficient if one person holds rock in each hand here Bob you yeah you get the rocks I'm gonna pile up the wood hurry Bob is so cold I got this don't worry yes oh oh I just got a coffee donut delivery making lots of sparks not getting not getting many fires oh you keep out that I'm gonna grab one sliver of health left so I'll see you guys in the next one a Baba good night sweet prince what is that you put that over here I've got like a little spot here where I can okay let me grab the other stick I I got a little elf I'm sorry if I died on the wood but I'm dead you're good more fire he'll burn yeah should we have tried to light plants on fire liar liar pants on fire yeah cause he's gotta be I'm abandoning the wood it's fine out of the gun of time it's just terrible I think there's like a lighthouse or a boat or something maybe that's it maybe there's boats that go by and you got a signal to the boat to come get you I'm gonna just be bringing things back to where we spawn sticks cocoanuts rocks I'm just gonna go out and get them okay I'm gonna go I'm gonna go up this way the beach I'll just be bringing back whatever I can okay I want to go the ops away from you mark okay sounds good wait what if there's a certain number of things that you need to do something what if we didn't have enough wood in the pile I mean there was a lot of wood I think maybe sticks I think if we had more sticks it might have worked I want to try wait I want to try and use like every piece of wood that you when we break down the logs I want to use like like a round number like five or ten or something I just feel like if we're if we're a bit we're basing this off of like normal survival game stuff right like that's that's how it work there's like a set there's like a recipe yeah there's got to be a recipe for everything but I'm thinking it sticks less than the logs logs must be for like building things what I come back and wage dis rubbing the log with his gave us so silly in the best way yeah I don't have no idea I didn't expect to enjoy I thought of it and it would be over with that's what Wade was building it up for we didn't play it much because we kept fighting the wildlife and dying very fast well then there's your proof there's also snakes I will warn you okay I've got two rocks one stick one coconut I'm gonna go four sticks now I'm gonna try a bigger pile of logs that's I'm gonna try a bigger pile of sticks try to figure pilot your mom your law there's there's five logs yeah why can't I pick up logs there we go here logs you don't know when this bursts into flame at at my very first try you're gonna feel like such a dumb-dumb when I burst into flames on my third try you're gonna feel like a dumb-dumb possibly maybe we need a combination of sticks and logs maybe you need a combination of shut up okay wait get your extra log out of here you're ruining my thesis Oh five logs why are you doing this my logs get this log out of here get this log out of here any more sticks bother six logs there get the sixth one off of here what are you doing to me oh no that is the right number okay Wow there's one that's like half in the crowd I don't know if that counts or not yeah stick guys bring it to us unga-bunga i found big stick it big why no women on this island you know what mark what's up you might be right about the sticks okay yeah can we pool our collective knowledge I got a pile of sticks working there you'll see it all this is enough this is so enough right now guys you ready for this wait do you know something that we don't know why would I know something that you don't know you seem pretty confident I wish I was there for that holy [ __ ] okay all right oh my god I was standing on top of it in a way from nothing to this wait wait are you really would I'll find you guys wait I think I know why you didn't have success before what do you mean no it's fine it's gonna [ __ ] be okay I burned this did you guys go left or right from the Frog the hell are you talking about what did you is that working that thing mark did I add to the fire I wasn't looking I'm coconut Oh dinner didn't it dude the beach yeah come to the fire oh god you're so far away Wade what have you been doing I took a wrong turn at the Frog okay reference the Frog like we know what that is though there's a frog and I reference okay well as a frog so can we cook a scorpion or something can we cook a coconut we must be able to write is it is it more nutritionally nutritionally beneficial if we roast a coconut good idea I'll grab the Frog there's no frog I guarantee that Bob there's no frog he's gone no frog he's getting he's getting beach madness yeah the science is very clear when it comes to beach madness there's only one solution and it's it's pretty gruesome but Bob I think you're up to the task you know what I mean I will do this family you're the strong one among us all right we got coconut wait have you brought even a single thing back to the camp three marks he did cut down the tree that's that's accurate thing with with cuisine here boys hang on I swear the Frog was real I almost had it but the Frog turned into a tiger queen I'm actually worried by your adore there yeah I gotta believe the Frog turned into a tiger yeah okay I do you alright snake snakes a problem obviously comeback guys oh that's scary be gonna bring anything back with you you're gonna bring something back we're just gonna run a rock great job buddy guys I was gonna bring the Frog to cook but stuff happened uh-huh uh-huh I was I believe you we'd you don't need to keep justifying hi Bob how are you good I got supplies bringing it back to camp it's cool man in this pool probably like my eighth trip back oh I found mushrooms can I can I eat you mister mushrooms it did Wayde find mushrooms a little earlier than you it's getting cold guys come to the fire move guys I'm coming back with absolutely nothing oh my god are you serious nothing no I was trying to hunt with the hunt one today when was hunter property for us can I take a burning stick into the woods who torch that's called a torch I know this one torch very hot maybe you should get an on burning one in your hand and then stick it in their inventory or anything or probably have to make a backpack right or something like oh god sakes hey it's warm here yeah okay whoa I drop as soon as fire oh oh the coconut takes your thirst from zero all the way up that's nice they're filled with juices yeah real good yeah dude we're in California we know coconut water my god well so there was a roasting coconut coconut half on the ground a Friday my edible no I ate that I don't know if it was any better but it helped it oh it didn't get my thirst up all the way that is the thing Oh interesting I think that did change it so I'm yeah maybe which is probably a good thing I'm gonna go get more coconuts yeah into a string ocean water right I mean yeah that yeah wait how's that hunt going did you get the stuff we were trying to get Wade the frog the frog won the Frog won was it a condo just turned into a tiger and then there was a snake it's not really my fault if you think about it like if that's all real that sounds horrifying you're lucky to be alive Oh what does that mean well I don't like that are bringing two coconuts back all right coming home coming home boys I know you missed me I miss you daddy apparently weird okay weird cool good oh my temperature gauge yes it's bad is the problem about nine times oh no the fires going down do we have more sticks well the sun's coming up so what I think we're okay freakin sound who's ANCA near it's coming from where the Sun rises all right that's just the sound the Sun makes in this year nothing sticks there is nothing on that half the island let me tell you it's a desolate wasteland not worth your time the other way wait found a tree I found a tiny little tree I think I can make it into sticks yeah yeah come here come here come here which ways here all right bring a rocker are you okay I got the rock situation I just cut down one here I'll just bring it morning to just night again yeah sure did women we might die if we don't kid sticks where are you at Bob I went I went the way that you had went to the okay to the right from our spawn looking in the island to the right correct yeah well death is a real close why is death real close yeah why have no temperature well but I didn't get to heat it up at all why not what because I got back late so you didn't stay near the fire I was the fire but didn't go up enough to matter did it work I cut down a tree here somewhere here there's a tree but I can't [ __ ] see it if we start a fire we can locate it snake attack there's a snake here oh crap so little little tree little tree I made into indistict interesting interesting interesting interesting there's another little tree here let me see if this was that light we saw oh for God's sake I just got attacked by a snake yeah this I found another little tree I'm dead now please wait good so the answer is to cut down these little trees and bring those back the next time cuz then we can break them into sticks right there we need lots of sticks we need a nice worth of sticks I'm gonna come back and walk slowly into the ocean Wade you find that frog okay that's on the log in the bog it's past the fog go on you got this mark it was real yeah yeah yeah I know I believe you the thing is Abel was real I believe you before I do that I'm just gonna see how many sticks this tree will break and do oh wait no it doesn't break into sticks this is like bamboo spear maybe maybe this torch walk slowly in the ocean I walk fast Oh God scary at night guys we got this guys we've got this I can't believe it's fun but we got this Wade tell me what is your plan in this next game all right I'm gonna start off by getting the rock uh-huh okay I'm gonna break down a tree for the logs then I'm gonna look for the bamboo tree it's some bamboo I'm gonna try to make a spear with that spear I'm gonna try to hunt a tiger all right that's a plan all right let's go rock our objective 1 complete found the rock nice bamboo tree look like bamboo okay I mean it just looks good trees here look like wood trees but you know they don't necessarily all give you wood so well you didn't look at the one that did it looked very distinctly different I know but they although all look like I didn't know if the bamboo tree look different I've got haha looks like bamboo - alright I got a bone or wood this big weird so wait what is that is it the sound of me running no I hear you're talking about I'm moving toward it what is yes definitely move toward the weird sound that's what we need also I think we only need to light the fire once night falls that's probably probably a thing it's up on top of this rock thing don't worry I'm going up to investigate this can only end well okay so you can't hit the bamboo with rock so it is just bamboo okay I don't think I can get high enough to investigate this okay I really need to figure out how to make little sticks that's what we need yes little sticks I mean there are plenty of sticks in the brush like there's lots we're not supposed to make them we're just supposed to find whatever's happened to wait I love that Oh guys I found a beehive that looks obviously like a beehive that I saw and was like maybe I shouldn't touch that oh my god I didn't touch it I just saw it okay the bits that you make when you're off on your own wait I just don't know what's happening I'm an investigative journalist no nope that's wrong you're not I'm just gonna find things that I could hit with I'm the guy who's not telling you what you can and cannot be are you an investigative journalist which all no tell them good talk there's a tiger what's the aggro range on the tiger I'm about to pretty close he'll turn and look at you okay but you don't want mess he knows what's up right am i right my bros probably yeah I'm gonna bring a log back for all the good a log does us I still feel like these bad boys should be walkable with the with the rock but they're not I feel like so much should be walkable if I could go through life I'm dying you dead no barely seems better heal alright knew I knew it was their thing you guys you guys keep working hard all right so no change everyone doing same stuff okay I find a bone oh yeah i'ma sharpen it make a bone knife actually that I wonder if that would I would probably work my work see ya know that's bone it better watch out whew almost stepped on a squirt I'm gonna try to kill it yeah we got bamboo with the camp that's neat yeah I still haven't seen the bamboo tree it's a lot like bamboo yeah it's what you guys keep saying I just haven't seen one I guess or else I haven't realized I've seen one Oh just dies did you squish him I squished him good can I eat him is it good to eat or is it gonna poison me not can't eat it must be able to cook him though I want a fight what if I sharpen this bone by rubbing it with my rock that's working that's getting it is it any dead no it's not doing anything all right that's unfair all right guide me back to camp no Chad don't do it could use a little guidance to get back to my friend OHS they need me friends I see one of you how big is this island by the bus oh how the Frick are you here where'd you go uh that way how are you eating how no answer me how are you here I don't know where here is but you know I was over there now I'm here what do you mean over there I went the complete opposite direction on the island you did you just run around the entire island no no I climbed up with some rocks and I ended up over there and now I'm here okay keep walking that way you'll get back that's good oh my god Bob I don't know if you need to see this explain why because it's a living thing go to the middle of the island no I'm running around the outskirts and that's Reverend away it's not very pretty far I'm pretty far if you look inward from the island from spawn I'm pretty far right I don't know I'll tell you if this is worth looking at wait whatever I'll accept your judgment what do we it's real I swear to you it's real hey is that the Frog is it the Frog wow this was so worth it I just needed you to know I wasn't crazy before I did this come here can I like that why would you do that I'm just gonna careful it turns into a tie here killed it alright cool well we got food that's for sure Bob there was a frog I will bring it back and show it to you oh snap I told you I'm not crazy I don't tear this frog limb from limb and eat it till there's nothing left with bones wait be careful well the snake yeah well also they're friendly if you don't let him eat you see look he's fine wait are you not leavin looking all that that's fine that used to be a frog please literally went the direction I thought would take me the farthest rib waited somehow we're walking together why are we walking together good work with you frog each one of those words was more outrageous than the oh hi Bob all right hi fantastic I've got a bone in a stick nice all right we got to light that fire soon what I don't know if we have enough for fire I I got a bunch of sticks back home look I've been putting the hours in I've been doing my work I've been trying I'm not good at finding sticks stative journalists that's not true bottle playing pretend well this is survival Wade this is life weren't coming back with another Rock in a coconut we have play of rocks wait do we have plenty of coconuts no the answer might surprise you all right you already answered never mind um temperature is a problem already didn't it I'm going like that fire baby like that fire wait where am I tonight overshoot you guys wait what the hell I made the fire that's it's bad it's fire time where am I what how did I get lost where am I what Wow what no no no where am I anyway doing I mean I was freezing to death how are you mark you just gotta come to where we are guys I literally have no idea where I ended up ah there how the hell did I get that far wet look at where I am oh wow where'd you go dude all right uh I passed you I went two inches and then I somehow ended up on the other side of the island look I'm normally I'm cold dude I I'm okay for now I'll be fine if I get back okay well maybe not my stamina is real low I don't have a lot of thirst am I gonna die of thirst if I don't get can you want what do you guys crack a coconut for me when I get back I don't think I can run back my thirst is gonna go too low guys I'm I need help if one of you could bring a coconut to me like this is I'm not joking I do not know how the hell I got here need some sustenance a something don't send Wade anybody but Wade right it's coming don't why not bring Wade Wade's the opposite of what I need my thirst illegitimate my thirst is one sliver away I do not know if I got I gotta go dude wait what the friggin late notice here mark oh how does it take you to break up with a coconut that entire time he was breaking open a coconut oh my god okay well health is now down to one sliver temperatures starting to go back up I need it put it in there in my hand okay got it okay bring it up okay eat this from my hand okay thank you eat I don't even need to hold it you right that's good okay thank you thank you how does it feel to be in my debt I said thank you about the fact that you depended on me to save your life look just because the Island Airport it teleported me to some far-off dimension does not mean that I owe you my life your life was in my hands Oh Bob but also I came through to Bob Bob I think Bob I think Bob I think Bob Bob don't be so modest oh wait a very large debt of gratitude oh no no Bob don't be humble don't be humble it doesn't look come on guys oh it's gone no sir I see it's a little little sliver on the horizon what do we have you tried putting a bamboo in the fire yet oh no let me try that I've got there's meat in the fire I don't know if it's doing anything here burn is it lit what's it doing all right well this isn't doing we're gonna need more sticks hey Mark you know some beef you want some frog beef I would love some frog beef a little closer yeah apparently it's not letting me eat it oops oh I got it that's a weird-looking frog man yeah one naughty little frog broke into two pieces of meat that size wow that's pretty crazy it seems to be a little raw I'm gonna well just gonna all right but we'll get you tomorrow night how close to the fire does this need to be to cook I don't know I had it sitting in the fire and it wasn't cooking so I'm not 100% sure how that works sure this is meat it was called meat I guess it was once frog oh my god oh my god Bob watch out watch out Bob Bob wait did it just go in the fire what the hell is so bad I lost my rock somebody help me try to kill this one oh it's disappeared oh wait over by where I saw a snake what happened whoa there's a snake over here oh god I'm gonna die from this scorpion I am going to do oh that's okay so lesson learned lesson learned right island madness is not something to be trifled with the snake is still attacking me the snake is moving my dead body I don't want you that yeah that is I'm gonna try to kill this snake please um oh god that was scary so that was weird that's what we get for killing the Frog oh you might be right mother nature you scary well guys we were doing at that time where we held that now we yeah we mark I saved your life remember he did save your life I do not recall you save your life I was good to have mark in a life debt life life dead life dead all right what happens in handsome survival happens in real life you guys want to move on to some house one where I don't know we don't let you know if you don't want to deal with being in my life debt anymore right now you know I'll remember I'll definitely remember like favorite subscribe and about the life that on every mark of life fit him just make sure he never forgets [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 4,912,518

Rating: 4.9666514 out of 5

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Length: 41min 47sec (2507 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 01 2020