I'm gonna break you like a new pair of sneakers, Vans, Damn Daniel Popular YouTubers, more now than ever have tried to branch out into film and TV Last year I made a video on a movie starring the Internet's best boy Logan Paul - A man so generous he offered everyone free face masks in a time of great need - ooga booga booga This is my way of doing something good in the universe. They're free! Only for him to hide the shipping charge at the checkout page. Then I talked about Liza Koshi's show Something that was so game-changing in modern media - YouTube gave it two seasons. I destroyed her career so much with my video She's now reduced to having tea with Michelle Obama. - And those young creators as young leaders. You guys are gonna be the change agents I'm gonna be sitting in my wheelchair We're moving on to Lele Pons Ohhhhh, Lele Pons....... If you don't know who Lele is, she is a woman on the Internet She's one of YouTube's heavy hitters and pretty much the female face of the platform With her hilarious skit videos always making it to the front page [cod zombies intro] - its just a storm weiner She's been featured in YouTube rewind - a cherry-picking of the most safe and advertisable creators - jah while also having a successful Instagram page where she edits her pictures to a horrendous degree Probably giving her younger fans body dysmorphia - My demographic is like from 9 to 24 And now has been gifted her own YouTube original series, where we look at the secret life of Lele Pons How brave but I'm not gonna be talking about that today Honestly, it's way too personal and she cries a lot, which is very sad But I am gonna be talking about a film that she starred in brrrrrrrrrrrrrrapppppppp We love you is a YouTube originals that stars Lele Pons And Co-starring the man that knows Drake's dad - my stars aligned I never thought I'd be at the place literally where Drake is right now where your dad is who I know personally And an actual actor Well, I mean, he's known more for doing stunts on his IMDB page, but he's practically Bryan Cranston compared to these two. -Say my name Joe Biden I just want to say I took the sacrifice of buying this film in HD so you can suffer with me in full 1080p quality the film is apparently produced by Awesomeness films a network that also helped produce the Smosh movie. yay - william afton from chuck e. cheese By the way quick editor's note: when this video was finished and uploaded awesomeness loved it so much. They blocked it worldwide So no one could view it. Thankfully that thing fair-use exists. Yeah, sorry mega-corporation maybe another day? Apparently it's a network that targets teenagers and preteens Watch out PewDiePie. - pfthehe I love this meme and I'm definitely gonna [bad word] it in the next meme review with one exec referring to it as a 'maverick' 'Something the young people were getting involved with.' Oh my god. It's all Connected The intro sequence is probably the most uninteresting flaccid presentation I've seen. The entire thing is just the main character Noah - played by mr. Stuntman Going through his emails and there's so much text to read through here You might as well have had a text scroll at the beginning So, yeah Tis 2020 a period of civil war lives have been lost Galaxies destroyed and I still can't make a good Base design in Terraria I just want to say I'm not against having a desktop recording being used as an intro Unfriended - a very mediocre horror film -takes place entirely on a laptop screen, but there they used actual recognizable brands creating this loose sense of realism and immersion But in this film you just have meet your love Which just sounds like it installed Trojanware on your PC and uhhhh a fan app? The hell does that even do? also for some reason when Noah gets an incoming email They use the exact same sound effect as Doom 64 After that bland intro we see our heroes Noah and Ford playing badminton They're interrupted by Logan Paul's oldest fan ever and this scene perfectly demonstrates How close their bond is - I bet you two learned a lot about gentlemanly cooperation in your bed where you play saxophone! No one likes a rainbow-hater Glenn. - And no one like you two Game Theorists. - Ninja Quote. - You kiss your boyfriend with those ugly lips? - As a matter of fact *mwah* c: - In your freaking face luve always wins................. And another Logan Paul fan bites the dust The next scene we get Noah narrating over the fact that they're both going on a double date - To be clear, no, he doesn't really kiss me with those ugly lips because we're into girls. Specifically these two extremely attractive girls. I love how he has to explicitly tell the audience He's not gay, because Fousey kissed him on the cheek from personal experience - kissing a man is probably the most hetero thing you can do Initially, I didn't really care about Noah's narration, but it really gets in the way of the flow of the film - It's like I kind of fantasize about like cuddling you, you know, oooooooooh That sounded way better in my head. Maybe they didn't hear me [cringe] [blade runner meme] I don't know why he saved my life maybe in those last moments. He loved life more than he ever had before Why even have the pauses? The entire point of film is being able to understand The situation by character's expressions of the way scenes a shot not pause every five seconds explaining what just happened thats cringe okej ;) we discovered that Noah and Ford Do I call him Ford or do I call him Fousi? Im just gonna call him Fousi. Forget it . Noah and Fousi both work for the same company a marketing agency called Buzz group. Yeah, I wonder what they got that name from THE FILM WAS MADE IN 2016 BY THE WAY THAT DOESN'T HAVE MUCH RELEVANCE BUT Y'KNOW Noah works there is an artist making designs for brands and on company's behalf. - It's a great painting I mean for a bad-word pro-spray - Last week I was painting a top hat on a Condemned: Criminal Origins And I think... maybe I should just like, you know, put my job like a real artist - I don't know. Do you like food and shelter? Is this movie calling out self-employed Twitter artists? wait that's illegal I'm sure it's unintentional but as soon as Noah says that he looks directly at the camera for half a second Like it's a fourth-wall break or something And you're probably wondering what Fousi's job is it's never explained I read all the item descriptions and browsed the wiki There's nothing The bosses of the company come over to look at Noah's progress and one of them has an accent I can only describe as Richtofen but less shouty - Fascinating....... scathing satire of zee homer simpson of masculinity and fraternal life. - ZEIR SKREMS ART ZO NICE :)) да I love our one of the guys just totally breaks character, but they keep it in the take anyway, Hold on a minute Did they get Ray William Johnson in this movie?? A man who started out his career doing funny reddit reaction videos And is now so revered he's used for ironic Twitter memes :OOO GIRLS S SHare property and redistribute wealth???? Another thing as well. I'm convinced Ray's character is actually omnipitent. Look how he doesn't brofist his fellow employees he knew Social distancing was coming We transition over to a bar after work where Noah narrates how he's in a bar After work - Every day after work, we like to meet up for happy hour; the happiest thing about this place Is that girl! Ford likes to call her NGH for Never Gonna Happen because, well, after a year I have yet to figure out how to make a move. Thank you movie I never would have known he had an interest with that woman with all the repetitive shots of them looking at each other MMMMMM Me watch movie. me need to be told every plot point when not playin fortnoite mmmm Anyway in this film raywilliamjohnson is gae and talks about how his relationship works differently because of that - So Carlos and I love each other, but we're dudes and we do what dudes do - Technically you guys can have a threesome whenever you want like you can literally see a guy at a bar and say that guy and go home and bang. - And we do! - That's it. I want to be gay not how it works, fousi someone on set tell him thats not how it works I feel like these are all paid actors, but no one actually told Fousi about the cameras. So he's just being himself - I want to be gay It's so progressive it works for him - perfect! I shouldn't be complimenting this film but casting Fousi as someone so moronic to think he can just turn gay at will to have more relationships It's just so perfect of his character - I'm not good at this stuff guys. Well, most of his group were open to casual relationships. Noah wants a committed relationship Which of course he gets clowned on for - I'm just don't like a hit on a girl at a bar kind of guy - Yeah cus you're a get in a relationship and then get broken up with and then cry about it to your friends kind of guy - That is soooo harsh Guys I think Noah is a SIMP His colleagues set up a prom night for the company and hoped that Noah will end up finding someone. seems a bit of a stretch For one person setting up a whole party but to be fair This is 2016 discord hadn't really taken off yet - Texting a hot guy? - No, I'm actually making an app It's like you take a picture of your face and then you scroll this bar Further further and you get older and older until you're ded. They should have had that filler that puts a smile on everything instead We then get a compilation of Noah and Fousi hitting on people, Noah being awkward and dare I say CRINGE - Hello miss I am wearing a sexual fragrance and And Fousi, well Being Fousi. - What is that great smell? Oh, it's me here! Smell me! Oh, you look like a girl I want to smell me. Cmere guuurl. You've also got this really awkward conversation where Noah's boss basically alludes to him being an incel. - Noah here a serial monogamist. He's only had sex with himself or a girl in his dream. - I swear to God I've had sex, okay - I know what it is to be celibate. - That's the thing though I'm not celibate This of course causes Noah to go into full beast mode But then something terrible happens = Lele Pons enters the film I'm surprised it took this long like she's the main focus of all the promotional material they introduced her as being a Little bit of a psycho taking pictures of Noah looking sad and basically mocking him - Do you mind if I take a picture of you with this? Take your glasses off You're handsome. Embrace it. Sadder. Sadder Thankfully Noah's into being humiliated so much he tries to spark up a conversation with her. - Hey, I'm Noah - I'm Callie - Callie. - Could I get your email or something? - no Imagine if they just like exchange friends switch codes instead. yes just yes just put this 300 character code in and on a weekend you can visit my Island They end up going to a secret party that has so few people 90% of the shots as super close-ups to make it look like it's packed. i like you wha you keep it lowkey captain Keyes Noah and Lele hit off and now Escaping the realm of incel, Noah suddenly becomes a prodigy at his workplace So I want everyone to put your heads together and just come up with something outside the box I really think we can blow Convers away How about a citywide scavenger hunt with clues that lead people all over the city With like a goal at the end or like a treasure like a One-of-a-kind pair of gold and convers' I could do the art Ford talk to manufacturing, Jess builds the app, Derek shoots the spot and Mattias writes the copy Noah I am blown away Hate to steal your thunder Noah, but the scavenger hunt idea Logan Paul already did that sup guys? so for those of you who are at VidCon and looking for the $3,000 that I hid here is your first hint the YouTube plate one is right there We are in the middle of the Convention Center, which is right there and it is on this side. Let's see what happens Look I hear hunter well afterwards Fousi congratulates Noah and says that they should both go on another double date I kind of met a girl like a real good looking lady. Does she know you yeah we kiss that's awesome we can go on a double date now. Yeah hold on you're seeing someone too? - I don't wanna jinx it but tomorrow afternoon. I have a date and I'm completely into her Yes, I love it. Dude. That's awesome. See man. It's really turnin round for us Wow, I I really wonder what's gonna happen next Thanks that I really appreciate this. So, thank you I normally invite you over yknno pour some wine Like how they tried to foreshadow it subtly by only showing Fousi with his girlfriend But then they do these long takes where you can clearly tell it's Lele before the big reveal Noah and Fousi start to realize something when their girlfriends have the exact same interests So I heard you telling Eric this girl of yours likes whiskey. Mine too what else bout yours? Well, she is pretty badass. Well, trust me. Mine is the definition of badass Yeah? and she knows how to make me laugh. She's so funny Oh mine too, but get this mine rides horses! Okay, mine mine rides horses Are you guys sure you talking about Lele pons here? when Noah finds out Lele's been two-timing him, he goes into a deep depression Growing his hair out only wearing leather jackets and forgetting his name. My name is not important Alright, it's a bit that didn't happen. But they both decide to break up with her with Noah going ahead first My friend bailed on me. We were supposed to go mushroom hunting. And now she cant make it. wot Mushroom hunting?... I mean we go hunting for mushrooms, and we eat them *coom* Noah? Would you want to go with me? I I do love mushrooms please yes, I would love to all right firstly simp but secondly How does mushroom hunting even work? It's not like a mushroom can move or anything, so wouldn't it be mushroom gathering? I like how I'm focusing more on this in the film because I just *dies* Fousi tries to break it off. And of course, he blunders. I'm screwed. Okay. So what happened? You didn't break it off I didn't break it off and they both end up acting like 12 year olds when they donate to a female twitch streamer No, it's impossible. She's sexy and loves mushroom hunting It's like someone invented the perfect girl just to torture us but then Fousi comes up with the genius idea They both share Lele part-time. What if We don't stop dating her wot share her I think that is literally and i mean without exaggeration the worst idea I've ever heard damnit Venezuela, yeah, I heard you the first time its not even like they want a polyamorous relationship. They're literally both just too simp to give up Lele themselves They both agree to break it off if Lele breaks up with one of them first and then they meet her to tell her about the game plan noah? Yeah the problem with this scene Lele is sent a focus for once and she has to act Not like Lele but the thing is Lele can't act subtly in her own YouTube content and sketches She's loud and obnoxious, but when asked to act more reserved, we're actually best friends That's weird. It comes off as really stilted an awkward. We all have fun. So why should that have to stop? Altogether we become like this perfect boyfriend like a boyfriend Voltron Never mind do you know that I like you both a lot? And at this point I would hate to choose between you both then don't choose yoou dont have to But this three way thing is kind of crazy. Yes. You're right. It's crazy. You should be No, but that's why I love it. It might not be her fault like I have no experience I can't act to save my life and trust me. I've tried well maybe you should open your mouth and start talking The aliens are coming but giving Lele a role that isn't funny shout shout it just doesn't seem to work Going off track a bit. Let's pretend Lele is something she wants us to believe - an actual actress, you know acters are versatile But only a few can actually fill in many different roles fine go go fetch her and tell her what? Go fetch her and give her a brap brap brap brap a really good example I'd like to fall back on is Adam Sandler I personally don't like the majority of his work funny man. Fall over funny poor taste joke that makes bottom denominator. Laugh but in his latest film uncut gems he totally transcends his usual archetype into someone barely recognizable hey disagree, I Disagree an actual serious character with flaws that arent just played up for Laughs going from a funny man brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrapppppppppppppppppppp To this caricature of a New York jeweler, if you didn't tell me that this was Adam Sandler I never would have guessed Oh, (iuncomprehensible) I was in Hotel, Transylvania Pixels idk but not but now I got an award for the best male lead I know they said I might make it family gguy cut away gag Ah, I know I made it This is how I win you see why I did that little off-topic retrospective because I just want to talk about anything except this movie Back in the film Layla is interested in the idea of a three-way relationship. You're right. It's crazy. You should be no No, but that's why I love it wha Yeah, I love it I mean it's different from any other relationship I've ever been in and they've all been super bad So it can't be that bad. Right? I like how she talks about her previous relationships being bad Like it wasn't her doing this entire love triangle has stemmed from her two-timing two guys at once The boys return to their game of badminton Noah is getting second thoughts about the relationship But your boy Fousi making me question if he's even a character offers some advice to Noah Here What's this? my lucky flask! well One of my lucky flasks just put some bourbon in it and no matter where you are or what you're doing if you have that You'll be okay. These sound like famous last words Well Noah how else do you think Susie managed to pull off so many pranks in his life? watch dis It's gonna disappear in three two My god, how do you do it Noah and Lele go on a second date together they hit off and make sweet sweet Love on a boat all while skinny John Cena watches in total apathy. - xiao xiao piao piao another day Fousi and Lele also have their own separate date where Fousi poses for one of his youtube thumbnails The thing is Fousi and Lele are actually a pretty good combination with Noah He's played by an actual actor that knows how to act Meanwhile Fousi massively over acts while Lele underacts and it has this really awkward chemistry [incomprehensible] Some Netflix and we love you. Yeah, that's that's what We should recreate that famous John Lennon Yoko Ono picture that Amy Leibowitz took it's like my favorite picture of all time Well, you know what? I don't like that one that much. they can't even kiss properly lovely. lele just goes straight for his nose The main problem Noah and Fousi have is that they think they'll lose their job because of their boss having high religious values, as soon as Ed finds out he's gonna freak he's gonna fire us. He's not gonna fire us we've been killing him for him He will dude. He's so Christian. He still watches veggietales movies He doesn't have kids someone tell me please why is religion always the bad guy in every media ever Honestly, I was following this film but criticizing VeggieTales into the trash this film go not even Armand white will give it positive reviews I think I'm gonna play some postal 2 at least that game understands good comedy Noren and Fousi debate who's gonna boom the lady first when Lele asks them both who wants to meet up with her first whole thing out you You gotta go to the gym right? not after this little talk. Okay, you know what? Let's flip a coin for it. No way Then what do you suggest? Well tonight's gonna be our first double date they go to an arcade and start playing Safari hunt Ah, yes, my favorite game. I have many fond memories of it hardships On their two and a half date Noah confesses his love for Lele, which gets Fousi to enter the simp realm You're magical God. I Love you What? This is like math or algebra what I said I loooooove you??? I love you, too. I mean we love you Fousi and Lele leave without Noah implying that Fousi will be the first to lay mad pipe. I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah Game over Noah returns back to the office and his work colleagues check up on how their relationship is doing So, how's your collective girl doing? Still can't believe that Ford told you guys about that. I trust them Noah your secret is safe with us Okay, I have much darker and dirtier secrets I've never never revealed They convince them that he has to man up and be more outgoing To have a chance to compete with Fousi Noah I love you but But you're too sweet for your own good you need to add some danger to the dynamic women love danger Certainly I I wouldn't know how to do that. I'm not telling you to stab anyone I'm telling you to invite her over and put on a sexy Liam Neeson thriller I mean to be fair like Noah should totally listen to Ray He's done more than enough rom-com sketches to know how to hit on literally anyone. Are you saaaaaaand paper? Cause I want you to rub my wood :) if I told you you had a beautiful body Could I put my penis there? Noah finally gets a separate date with Lele and it's much more reserved than Fousi's Just you know some Netflix and chill. Hey, I got something for you Okay, a little something uh, what is it? Okay oh my god, Noah Did you make this for me? Yeah, it's my first memory of seeing you at that prom thing Oh, yeah, you forgot to draw her holding the camera and then laughing at you while you look sad and depressed Yeah, Noah has a very selective memory I love it Yeah They both hype each other up by sleeping with Lele, but honestly They both just sound like kids that got their name read on a stream In probably FousiTube's favorite part in the movie the cast rip off for a photo shoot for Lele's project and after that they get together to have a whatsgoinon? :o Kelly and I had an idea a threesome And again, no one except Susie really seems to be enjoying it The day after they lament on how they think they enjoyed it. I kind of feel weird about last night. Yeah It was a little intense, but still compete to win her affection anyway today We don't play good man. We play to win . we play badminton and the winner gets to take Kallie for dinner You're on Rico Suave. cringe I think that random kid is actually my favorite character in the entire film. I especially like this cameo in Breaking Bad Fousi wins the badminton game totally off screen. I assume he lost the game, but then cried to the director. I mean, that wouldn't be the first time I have a message for Fousi. I know what you're going through. I'm sorry. You're trying to be relevant again You're trying to meet Drake. Oh, no, you look Drake in the eyes. like this? How did you look? Noah's female friend calls him over and explains to him that he's being a giant simp You don't look very happy standing up here. Pretending not to be her boyfriend I want her to like me the way she likes Ford Okay, great. Go down there go get her or win her back. I don't know what you want me to say anymore Noah They're always doing something dumb and fun together. I don't know how to compete with that. Okay be dumber and funner Yeah, that's probably that's actually what I should do. No, I was being sarcastic. No, I mean That's the only move I have left. the 'me' thing? that's not working! He manages to misinterpret her entire message and thinks that he has to out-Fousi FousiTube. Which may I add is theoretically impossible? We all know what happened to the last man that tried to do that. Did I ever tell you the definition of Insanity Noah takes Lele on a surprise trip, which looks like the opening of Resident Evil seven Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you He tries to get it on with them near the lake only to be stopped by a woman who snitches on them [white woman action] She's like every killjoy in gmod Citizens aren't supposed to have guns Admins aren't supposed to suck dings [chernobyl] He gets arrested and Finally now three quarters of the way into the film starts to question the entire relationship. Noah, you still okay with us all dating? Yeah.... I'm super cool Doesn't seem like it I'm cool Yeah guys if you couldn't tell Noah's not happy with the relationship by, you know stuttering, and his facial expressions alone Let's add in some sad guitar riff on top You know what guys let's bring back the pause narration at the start of the film as well Noah, you still okay with us all dating? Yeah I'm super cool. (((I was not happy with the relationship))) Noah pretty much gives up on trying to share equal time with Lele and at his boss's marriage party Starts to hang out with his girlfriend instead not like actual girlfriend, you know like a friend. That's a fe-moid You get it you get it and apparently getting completely leathered off two small glasses of champagne. You're the man Ed! Ed's gonna watch Shrek tonight! He goes up to make a speech to try and humiliate Fousi and Lele only for him to generate one stock shocked woman sound effect and Get pushed to the floor. Come on not everyone knows this but three of us are actually dating each other [censored] Love you Ford. I love you Kallie We can make this work They both get fired Fousi goes back to making pranks . And Noah grows out his hair wears long leeather- alright I've done the bit already we can't do it again Oh and to add insult to injury Lele makes the mature decision for once to break up with both of them. It was fun, right? Hey what? It's over! No, look you don't have to break up with us. Just just choose I'm not gonna choose. Right now. You guys are fighting but you'll get over it. I think I should just let you guys be together We had an awesome time together, let's just end it right now. then in a shocking turn of events Noah totally redeems his character by saying something truly thought-provoking a brave Alcohol bad This thing sucks btw everything tastes like metal. Wow We have this generic breakup sad montage scene that transitions us into the third act Look, you know I'm talking about person is exposed as a bad person / liar Look if Rango did it every film ever is gonna do it Fousi, having such a broken heart from the ordeal, actually dies Okay, he doesn't die. He just picks up a drinking addiction and dies Noah ends up talking to his other Female friend and they might have something going on Fousi meanwhile goes back to his boss to beg for his job back getting fired It made me realize that I care about this job Probably more than I was willing to admit. and when I put my mind to it, I'm good at what I do. I may not be a creative genius, but I know how to get people's attention. Yes Fousi, you Definitely know how to get people's attention. I need to call my mom. Can I please use your phone? Thank you so much He manages to secure his job again, I assume from the boss taking pity on his low intelligence *fallout meme* Although Fousie still isn't happy being without Noah. He doesn't feel complete and must bail out of the meeting You staring at me like... Okay uh. Only for Noah to come back last minute and completely clutch the pitch The converse course is to be conquered not by an individual, but by a team of two and only by combining those clues and working together Can they find the treasure the only way to find the pair of golden converse? Is to first be a pair of friends...... by the way, if anyone's interested I'm selling my off-white converse shoes for a reasonable price from four grand to only three what a bargain. right disclaimer That's that's not actually meets a bit because five of you will actually think that's me Oh Jesus after the successful pitch Noah is offered his job back But doesn't take it because we still need some level of conflict to get another 15 minutes of runtime when walking home Fousi meets up With Noah to apologize Look we've gotta find a way to get past this, okay? so I Have an idea which sound a little crazy, but but just go with me on this one I think we should punch each other in the face as many times as possible That is uh, that's not why I thought he was gonna say now to the film's credit I didn't actually think they were gonna go through with this okay, like But they do and they both die. All right, no, not really but the film wraps up incredibly quickly Noah hooks up with his Female friend Jess who was clearly into him the whole time, but I guess he wanted a Venezuelan girl instead. She's from Venezuela He opens up an art exhibition and finally made it with a self fulfilling wholesome 100 career Well, so just to tie up loose ends Fousi now has a girlfriend and then Lele shows up You know for someone who's the front cover of all the promotional material she appears about a third as much as Fousi and Spider-man stunt double she says she's sorry and then they can still be friends and takes a picture of them together Here's the deal in the dating game. There are so many things that can go wrong and in the next scene Oh wait that that's the entire movie. That's it. The Sopranos didn't end as abruptly We Love You you isn't a bad movie? It's just really tame Even I had a hard time trying to actually make anything here funny The conflict is introduced and resolved way too late not giving the characters enough breathing room to develop or change any stakes However, I can compliment it by being nowhere near as raunchy or unfunny as Logan Paul's airplane mode. BLACK AND FULL OF CREAM By being so boring. It was almost harder to criticize ... also there was no Vitaly So the movie lost points on that one I Feel the only reason they put Lele on the front cover is because she's the most e-famous outta the whole group. Despite having Basically a cameo role So in conclusion, who was the real winner of this movie? Was it Noah? Lele or FousiTube?, of course It was fouseytube because after this his career blew up starring in the hit horror comedy film boo and boo II - it's gonna be super Creepy and scary. 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