Shane Dawson's movie is worse than you can imagine

shane dawson is one of the oldest creators on the platform i'm not going to do a breakdown of his past there's already much better videos out there and my audience are mostly gamers who don't really care about that stuff personally i never really watched shane dawson because i'm not a woman but i do know that he was replicating the process many e-celebs do which is expanding their brand i think i'm having some second thoughts about this mostly done through marketing and merchandising but back in the early 2010s the best way to make some money quickly was starring in a budget feature film this was actually a huge trend and also created a huge market where children would pirate the films to watch for free stop pirating the [ __ ] movie now shane's been in a couple of films sporting his resident evil protagonist here uh you've got not cool in 2014 a comedy film that he directed and starred in there was also a behind the scenes series following him during the production of the film and he has some uh choice words about his fellow actors do you understand what she's saying it's no i don't either just the script is not that raunchy somebody out there is a rat and they're going around saying this is the raunchiest movie ever made you don't want to hear what people say no i feel like i've been very open to every note every suggestion everything i've never like yelled at you guys said i don't know but it's been a i personally think all these clips are just taken out of context because we all know that shane is a very strong empath i am an empath right but there's another film i wanted to talk about something more spooky to celebrate halloween close enough i present to you smiley or the unexpected virtue of youtubers with too much income but first uh let's let's do a little bit of research shane does star in the film and is easily the most relevant person today but he didn't have anything to do behind the scenes probably a good call after his last venture creating a movie you know we've been working ours off on this not sure oh you're only awesome smiley was instead created by michael gallagher who's worked on pretty much every youtuber movie you can think of you've got the hairline thinning starring logan paul and it's sequel internet famous another film starring shane dawson and frequently quote tweets brave lessons about filmmaking he also co-created maker studios who were infamous for tying youtubers into contracts they couldn't get out of the production company level 10 films hasn't been active since 2015. on facebook there was also a fair amount of criticism before the film was released some people comparing smiley to slenderman personally i don't see the similarities at all both men come in all shapes and sizes hold on a minute did you just make your character bold and pale in a video game and he's wearing a business suit it could only be slenderman oh my god can anyone be slenderman oh god i forgot what this video was about am i slenderman where's this bit going oh all right okay funny movie the opening shot shows a normal suburban house and by looking at the leaves we can clearly tell this was filmed midday and then they just chroma keyed a jpeg of the sky to make it look like it was evening but hey you know what the walking dead can do it i guess anyone can [Music] we see a girl texting on her phone and she's greeted by a jump scare i'm not even gonna play the audio because i don't think anyone deserves to be scared by a shane dawson movie my name is max mofo i think i read somewhere that we're all born with two innate fears the fear of heights and loud noises something that you know triggers fight or flight and now you know that information imagine the amount of films that include some kind of jump scare like it's a checklist to be allowed in the cinema mayor the younger girl logs onto a mock omegle site say goodbye to your friend he's not my friend i don't even know him you guys remember when uh pewdiepie did amigo trolling you remember fridays with pewdiepie it hurts doesn't it explains that there's an urban legend called smiley you start a video chat with somebody you don't even know and you type in i did it for the bulls three times xd i get it all right the film's from 2012. i'm kicking it while it's down but it's the equivalent of saying troll face in a chat oh god i just i literally just remembered that black mirror did that when they were trying to blackmail people why did they call him smiley because he stitched his eyes shut and carved a smile onto his face that doesn't even make sense like if he had a knife he'd probably have a higher chance of slipping on it than actually harming anyone else also the other girl gets jumped scared by uh oh oh my god is that kylo ren from marriage story every day i wake up i'm sorry that i was late um wanna check be okay wait so you have the girl who's paying to do stuff with you just waiting in the bedroom of your daughter i like how nonchalant he is about it as well like you know go to bed sweetie daddy's gotta pay the woman to play fortnight with her for 50 minutes so the girl i assume back at her own place now starts using the mako meagle to talk to strangers she finally meets a guy and they seem pretty interested in each other until he says too bad i have to kill you how romantic i thought this was like an edgy bit but nope he just started spamming and [ __ ] i did it for the lols and smiley comes in and game ends up i like how the guy's happy about it as well like he just did a sick prank or something like dude you you hate women i get it pokey man charge back but jesus christ i mean it's pretty obvious they're mimicking a bloody mary routine something the actors themselves even admit smiley is very much um to make people more familiar but uh kind of in the representation of the bloody mary myth yes but you know you could have had any line maybe something more vague like smiley is coming you know something that has that feeling of dread not you know epic ownage nine gag deal with it glasses anyway smiley slams the laptop title card and we get the credit show there he is there he is shane who's that we're introduced to ashley a new girl who's just moving into her friend's house accompanied by uh the room tia of audio dubbing sure you're gonna be okay here you still stay at the college if you like no go keep the change hi doggie she's played by caitlin gerald someone who actually had somewhat of a successful career after smiley appearing in the worst insidious film in the franchise her roommate proxy played by melanie papilla is known for hooker in hell or high water and she's going to a house party and invites ashley to join her speaking of which um i have a party to get to i mean you wouldn't you wouldn't want to come with would you isn't it a school night oh yeah it's college i can do whatever i want yes i accept your invitation lovely this uh is this how women actually talk to each other nearing the campus proxy opens up to ashley about how the meetup was organized no look i know them okay i just haven't met them in person this guy from b invited la people to his house for meetup what's b you know the b board on 4chan yeah thanks for the 2012 synopsis of 4chan i appreciate it i can literally see one of the writers unironically using know your meme to decide exactly what 4chan was we got one mark are the allegations true that you're secretly a lizard um i'm gonna i'm gonna have to go with no on that probably bought a grumpy cat mob too afterwards the girls go into the party where they meet zayn played by andrew james allen he was in a film called uh bad behavior after smiley it's actually genius because it somehow looks like it was shot worse than smiley in every imaginable way back away from the door i have a gun we're gonna shoot you mofos west coast he's also called zayn which just instantly reminds me of that logan paul character that didn't make the final cut on baywatch i have a scene you have your own scene then you only have one way you're so funny man hey nice haircut by the way all right dude yeah whatever i'm used to living alone or else i'd suggest uh three's company kind of thing there's plenty of room especially in my bedroom it's genius too because he comes across just as two-dimensional as logan's character i'm zane get the [ __ ] off my beach i've made a severe and continue without any kind of icebreaker zayn instantly jumps into deep philosophical dialogues what people are really interested in no but uh really what i'm interested in is how people start believing in things you know like uh bigfoot for example you know there's no evidence that bigfoot exists yet lots of people believe right and then uh exactly 13 minutes and 28 seconds god himself enters the film oh should we say hi you should say hi go go i'll be fine i like how they portray shane is this like cute soft boy with this green day haircut i mean to be fair my hair cut three years ago was a literal ice gem so i don't think i have the power to roast anyone's hairstyle really yeah yeah cause that's so freaky wow i'm uh i'm actually surprised there was no overproduced audio stinger added there to set my amygdala off hey can we irk can we just add one in post please [Music] we then get a montage of the group drinking and i'll actually give them credit here in most films they'll have like a single beer and get wasted like most video games but here they're having glass after glass of pure whiskey so yeah i mean the only thing accurate in this film so far so uh gold star from me the next morning ashley like most women can drink her weight in alcohol and suffer no hangover the next day because she's already expelled all of her toxicity complaining about first world problems on twitter she makes it to her first lecture with professor clayton and professor clayton who's played by roger bart who has a bit of an ego to say the least as you guys know that this class is a requirement now aside from my brilliance and my charisma and the school's obvious huge budget oh my god they got tobuscus in this film didn't they i can't even believe this i like how he's meant to be a student but only looks about 10 years younger than his teacher excuse me excuse me what what uh what's your name after the lecture ashley catches up with clayton and tries to apologize for being late uh he also tries hitting on her but ironically i was wondering whether i could get all the semester's assignments early why are they in town no i'd just like to be really prepared are you hitting on me what oh i wanted to know about [Music] you're joking oh no blue random translation this means you lost you duked i genuinely can't tell if they're trying to set clayton off as some kind of villain and like they're giving way too much away or he's just a harmless [ __ ] ashley goes back home to proxy where we see one of the people from the party last night get attacked by smiley on youtube i don't know they put something right there on my face i don't know what's it say oh my god there's no way right well no way it's real or no way it's fake i don't know can't you call somebody well none of us even know each other's real names but he hasn't been online so what do other people think i haven't have all right but what what is what is that logic please you all agree to meet up and not know each other's names i get that but you clearly have seen each other you've added each other on social media so you can contact directly even if his name's bluntsmoke420 like i'm sure you could show the video to the police and then at least look into it so the girls try to see if it's staged or not risking someone else's life by saying it on omegle to see if smiley appears and game ends them today we're looking at 15 signs you're a beta male no if only someone locked their door before going onto omegle and shut the windows then smiley can never get them no what's up guys there's no way right ashley gets a call from her dad that goes absolutely nowhere the only thing of note is that he looks like a mock gary busey you're a beta male back in the lecture the next day ashley started drawing smiley in her book i'm sure this is how stan's started but you know look let's ignore that for now now that we have this notion of what we think is true what do we do next i'll test it girl exactly you test it this man is a closet scientist he couldn't look 10 years older than anyone in the class even if he tries and i love that clayton tries to go into a deep speech about the human condition a lot of films have done this before a lecture that like tries to indirectly tell the characters what they're dealing with but here it just it comes across as a simpsons bit and not in a good way the worst things that happen in the world are done by people who are sure that they are right hitler stalin mao hold pot bin laden these are people who believe that they have some special knowledge and that this gives them license to do anything because they can but first shane dawson jumpscare shane probably after filming hater confronts my mom talks to ashley and believes smiley is a concept not an actual person well i think smiley's only real when people make them real like tinkerbell yeah except it's like all the evil around the internet found one place to hide you know where it's invited and then people just made it become something smiley i feel the entire film is just like a massive cope he's basically using this entire film to roast anyone that bullied him on the internet he just seems dumb so i'm dumb you seem really nice you do too maybe we could be friends yeah yeah what's your number that's a reminder that this film was shot in 2012 by the way let me just uh let me pull up my matrix phone and my copy of far cry 3. hey where are you going this is a big party night at zane it's gonna be huge and you're coming what about what we did with smiley i don't know what you're talking about because that never happened remember oh right sorry yeah okay go get ready all right i like how they make it out killing someone is just a small inconvenience like you know they had a one night stand with a boy that they shouldn't or something like that zane confronts ashley at the party and tries to tell her what's really going on come with me what did you see nothing seriously what did you see i mean i saw the video of kels yeah and he's [ __ ] dead right i mean we're on the same page here he tells her that he knows she killed him and he's also killed someone testing out if smiley was real you'd think if everyone started doing it half the time would be dead and there'd be like a huge police investigation but apparently it's a normal occurrence that every other night someone gets stabbed in their dx racer gaming chair ashley leaves the party on her own which is probably the worst decision to make after confirming uh for a third time now that the killer is real she gets stared down by a guy who could be smiley because he's accompanied by a jump scare by the way all jump scares i'm just gonna replace with like another sound because you know i don't want you guys getting scared and clicking off the video hello come on i i like money i will give them a bit of credit they try this shot where smiley's watching her in the background you know not making the monster apparent in a scene is always a great way to build tension without forcing it but they lingered too long on the shot making it just way too obvious also the very next scene is a jump scare so that wasn't smiley up there maybe it was just a late night smoker or something ashley runs into the house and gets attacked by someone wearing a different smiley mask and that's it the film just ends i don't really know why they ended it so early but i hope you all enjoyed this video i'm joking it was a dream because that is not an overused cliche the other night i had a dream if i was a youtuber but first [Music] what what's 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the scourge half off discounts cat food bargains oh my god so much content so 46 million deaths were worth it no cats were harmed in the making of this sponsor pinky promise proxy tries to calm ashley down in an incredibly sarcastic unhelpful way oh yeah she also probably spiked her drink last night but i'm sure that doesn't have any plus significance you know multiple smiley's uh spiking drink that's not that's fine also you know the fact that she's the only sane person around a bunch of morons the next scene she's seeing a psychologist because of course they're gonna play that angle of her being crazy and not coherent like come on man there's no way it's zayn or shane dawson literally not he's so they're so innocent well in your first week of school you haven't done something really awful like say killed anyone she gets her prescription and hold on it's been a whole scene without a jump scare guys i think we need another jump scare a boomer i just like to think during filming like how they looked trying to jump up at the camera lens to scare people like from a third perspective it probably just looks so moronic proxy tells her that there's yet another buddy and may i present to you some of the best and worst acting in mutton cinema yeah what is going on i don't know what about you huh you know what's going on is that a gun yes yes this is this is a gun why do you have that because i am a security professional but i thought you went to college do i really seem that [ __ ] to you what college is for retards i am a security professional so apparently zayn is a computer hacker that attacks banks only to sell them back their details at a price you're gonna burn all right which uh has no correlation by the way as to why he needs a gun like what watch dogs is now for another two years buddy also please show some trigger discipline i watched this whole scene thinking he was gonna like accidentally shoot a plate or something this isn't some internet hobgoblin fairy tale this is one of our enemies who are your that's enemies our enemies you don't get to be king of the internet [ __ ] without making a few enemies a [ __ ] ton in fact i mean it could be uh it could be the chinese or those [ __ ] those dicks in holland remember then and uh the beds could be the fbi ah yes because as we all know the fbi would pretend to be a masked knockoff slenderman going around killing a whole town until they got the one hacker that lives there they even tried to take the final destination route that smiley is like just the concept of death following them around what if he's something we can't understand what if he's just evil and that evil is haunting us yes like honestly there's so many red herrings it's going to be a top 10 theories of what smiley is at this rate number five a plague raising the dead to attack the living running on empty food review oh mama number 4 the umbrella corporation number 3 lele pons all right be careful ladies yeah you too right i like as well for a hacker that knows anyone is watching him and he has to maintain discretion he just walks outside waving his pistol around back at her house ashley walks into her room to see someone on her laptop look we we all know it's a jump scare all right don't touch me but the fact that this build up is milked for 40 seconds straight that that doesn't sound like a lot but when all you're seeing is the back of a woman's head it feels like five years the next lecture professor clayton is teaching the class about occam's razor a problem-solving principle their entities should not be multiplied without necessity you get it because there could be two smileys if not more wow so deep guys you should write the new matrix movie also ashley gets uh jump scared by a drawing she did because the writers did not know how else to put a jump scare into this scene oh my god guys look a jpeg of bart simpson floating on the screen are you scared yet what about this three-day out-of-date burrito what about triangle head so scary clayton also does this really drawn out bit saying that there are things we can't explain out there basically another theory that smiley is paranormal now what is the implication of what i just said it's almost like everything that happened happened so we could know it happened a plus and that idea is called the anthropic principle that everything happened just so that we could know what happened but there's a problem with the anthropic principle ashley what could be wrong with this idea it assumes we're the end yes it assumes we're the reason when really we could just be amoebas or whatever simple forms of life were necessary for us to develop they're basically saying something might exist only to sustain something else in development so smiley isn't a serial killer or a group of serial killers it's an evolving creature that needs to kill to sustain itself and while each node on its own is nothing more than a dumb computer please remember that each of our individual brain cells is capable of far far less terminator like skyline i like the matrix like neo ashley stays on campus looking into the smiley urban legend until she's snuck up by someone with a knife but we we know this isn't smiley because there wasn't a 40 second build up but instead shane dawson smiley's real what how do you know i killed someone are you serious oh that's amazing i mean that's terrible obviously but i tried to do it nothing happened you want them to die no i mean i wanted to be right i didn't want to kill anybody he just admits to trying to kill someone so uncaringly i mean like everyone is playing a character and i think they just got shamed to be himself also just to mention at no point as ashley considered getting the police involved like imagine how many cameras smiley would have been picked up on chasing you if he was real anyway instead of going to the police like a normal person she goes back to omegle and starts looking for strangers again why why would that scare you it's literally just a guy in a dark background you could replace that jump scare with any image and it'd have the exact same effect she starts talking to the stranger who we assume to be smiling he asks if he wants her to be visited again she says no to which he replies too bad damn he totally debased you there with the facts of logic he says he's standing behind ashley uh how how much run time's left oh right yeah no it's not smiley but proxy instead telling her to stop renting about smiley what the hell are you trying to get us killed i just are you crazy no i just wanted to stop but then stop trying to find out what it is okay you're bringing it to us and at no point did these two women think to involve the police 300 iq hold on wait there's something missing in this scene ah phone jump scare oh this just reminds me of that guy that bought the new iphone at launch and then dropped it anyway later on ashley breaks down to a therapist looking more at the aspect that she's not saying even though proxy and everyone else confirms smiley is real so this angle doesn't make any sense she also confers with professor clayton about his lecture talking about being out evolved and he's a bit too open about some things until we finally achieve total extinction of all complex life here why would we want to do that want to do it i don't think we want to do it any more than a great white shark wants to be an apex predator it just does what it does so you think that humans are just evil can you keep secret yes okay hmm firstly probably gonna lose your job secondly forget the door not being locked you literally have your blinds open for anyone passing to see oh what's that clayton giving alcohol to students it's fine i stopped caring after the serial killer wiped out half the stuff it's the perfect expression of nihilism you know what i'm talking about huh yeah that's it i did it for the lulz you can't take this scene seriously like they could just say deal with it and then a pog of glasses comes down from the sky like even for 2012 it's a stretch with some of the things of how dated they are decade old memes 2020 current year i don't give a damn we're unsure what clayton's point is whether he's in on it or not it's never really explained and this is the last scene with him films tend to be ambiguous to get conversation going but trust me no no one's talking about this film except maybe me in the library ashley is confronted by smiley on the laptop and goes through a three-stage character development in a single line she tells smiley to shut up shut up shut up how brave and smiley left her alone never to torment her again because she told someone on the internet to be quiet only joking look another jump scare so it really doesn't look like the film knows what to do before entering the third act so we just have jump scare after jump scare another fake out dream a sequence of jump scares isn't uncommon in horror films especially fake out jump scares but this is like five jump scares in a single scene like i'm starting to get desensitized to them and finally one hour and 11 minutes into the film ashley finally decides to contact the police i'd like to report a murder she's questioned by detective diamond played by keith david who you probably know is the arbiter from the halo you as you go series is it spartan the man with you hmm stop staring at me he doesn't exactly believe ashley basically humoring her are you called in to report a murder maybe two you don't know honestly it's genius how horrible he is like no matter how ridiculous a case is it should always be treated with some level of respect but diamond's like no 100 percent proof no killer case closed like that's ever gonna happen smiley appears behind people in an anonymous video chat like from out of cyberspace or something when the other person types in uh i did it for the lows i did it for the lows i did it for the low yes it's like it just hit her how [ __ ] the entire concept of the film is a man that goes around killing people that cite a 2010 nine gag meme you have no victim but we do have victims but there are no bodies you say you saw dead people but you don't know who they are except for some nicknames that um nobody can trace it is very difficult to investigate a crime when it's not very clear that any crime has been done what's that logic i mean you all met an anonymous party but you caught from appearance you went to the same campus as well if not a murder investigation at least a missing person's case if you believe everything that you told us tonight please you need to see a psychiatrist i am seeing a psychiatrist it's just hilarious at this point how pretty much the entire town is against her back at the therapist ashley admits that she might be seeing things that aren't really there and not being in full touch with reality afterwards ashley meets shane i i actually forgot who's in this film uh and he gifts her this pre-owned laptop so not to be any nerdier than usual but this computer is fully equipped okay it has your own firewall 128 encryption and a 256 big key [Music] the dungeon master never gets the princess sometimes they do also where where the hell did this come from you've shared like three scenes total with this guy if he had as much screen time as proxy i'd understand but this is just nothing it doesn't make any sense i get he's meant to be the harmless nerdy guy but wasn't she fearing for her life in the last scene knowing the police won't help her nope time to kiss shane dawson i wonder if he'll give me 10 off his merch while they're making out proxy bursts in to drop some exposition crazy kids hi so you sure you're cool with me one of my parents for the weekend i just yeah i really gotta clear my head yeah totally ah that was not artificial or forced at all i wonder what could go wrong now that proxy will not be at the house for the weekend at night ashley wraps up a phone call with her dad reassuring him that everything will be fine i love you execute order 66. proxy then calls ashley and explains that she tried to hook up with zayn the edgy hacker guy what a shame but he's a no show so now it's up to ashley to go to zane's and find out what happened to him how nice of proxy to ask the girl who is currently having a breakdown slash being stalked by a serial killer to do her work for her when she walks into zayn's there's just a conveniently placed torch on the floor like it's the opening to a horror game or something she doesn't even check if the lights work or anything she looks up at the ceiling where someone poorly photoshopped in i did it for the lulls i like how the words don't even curve onto the wall like they're just floating in mid-air or something she walks in and sees zayn dead i mean was anyone surprised really and even after seeing this she doesn't try to contact the police who will literally have a body that detective diamond was so keen on seeing could you imagine like she just throws the monitor on top of zane's head well if he wasn't dead before he will be now she goes to pick up the pistol and it makes the most stuck sound of picking up a weapon in any video game thank god but then something amazing happens one hour and 22 minutes into the film ashley actually calls the police at the scene of a crime like a normal human being would i'm sorry who is ashley this i told you about the serial killer ah miss brooks is this another one of your friends from cyberspace [Applause] no one would be this evil to someone making a call this is like disney tea villain after watching this scene i thought you know he'd have a change of heart and the twist is he'd come back and save her but nope he just thinks she's a crackhead and moves on to playing halo 2. i am already dead indeed the only thing left for it to do now is to go back to the house and call proxy on skype okay there's blood everywhere oh please call 9-1-1 9-1-1 no no possesses stop now this is her heroic turn guys with only 10 minutes of film left she decides to take it upon herself to take on smiley yeah we were we were really building this confrontation up you know her inner struggle in the library her kiss with shane dawson letting the audience know that she's loved the dad who uh he moved the box at the beginning of the film by the way i just want to point this out she hasn't even checked if the pistol is loaded she just assumes it has ammo in it you think maybe she'd make sure that there's ammo in it you know check the gun or maybe she's just using it to intimidate smiley you don't know what edl's about that no you shot shane dawson the most integral character in the film how are we gonna film the sequel now guys yeah don't fire at him nah don't don't do that it's fine just shut the door and give him the advantage to teleport anywhere she runs into the bedroom and not even kidding drops the gun in the most pathetic fashion before she can fire another shot being cornered by smiley there's only one way out jump into the cgi glass something hereditary would shamelessly steal six years later so yeah ashley died from the fall which to be fair i'll give the film credit for committing to that and we find out that smiley is just a big prank where all of ashley's mutuals ganged upon her our new fell and broke her neck that's awesome i mean it wasn't really hinted at throughout the film how awkward everyone was with her the fact that proxy literally spiked her drink i think there was a bug in it i'm gonna go paint a closet honestly i prefer it if smiley was a serial killer because all these people driving her to death it's actually a lot more cruel we even see the girl from the intro that got murdered and she was only used as an example to sell the belief of smiley to ashley which you know does make sense because she seemed genuinely scared of smiley at the start of the film which was meant to be a red herring for us the audience but she wasn't even in the room when the camera was recording so like who's she's trying to impress i have seen money laundering schemes with less steps than what these people did you think they'd be like targeting a bully or something but nope just random protagonist girl for no reason they also claim they're from anonymous which i don't entirely believe but shane dawson who is also in on it explains why they did it because i mean there's only one reason to troll and suddenly this film feels like it was released in 2005. amen brother like it's so cruel for no reason like if they had to sacrifice her to keep the real smiley away or something i'd understand but they psychologically break this girl down for weeks making her think that she was mentally ill only for her to jump out of a window to escape zayn stays behind with proxy who mockingly types in that he did it for the lulls three times to which the real smiley appears and game ends her while zayn watches unable to help i really killed her oh come on she killed herself no overall the film just makes no sense it's overly convoluted like how and why would they target ashley i mean proxy invited her to the party was that all a hoax too like why were they bullying shane at the start of the film because that doesn't change the dynamic with ashley and him at all apart from her taking sympathy for him also this doesn't explain why detective diamond was so apathetic and the teacher as well clayton like he's not in on it at all maybe he's just a psychopath there's just way too many fake plot threads for the sake of it and it just makes no sense but the main conclusion i took from smiley is that even though this isn't a great film shane dawson has a lot of money thank you all for watching did you know only a hundred percent of you are subscribed to the channel please unsubscribe i don't want you here go away [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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