''Declaring it right f*OOF*-cking now! YouTube's gonna stream this event, it's gonna be on the front page, and we're about to film, uhh,
one of the most viral YouTube videos. There's gonna be obstacles that come our way this week, people are gonna try to pull us. July 15, this has to happen for the world The king is back. I look around,
it's not the same. .
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T̨̩̟̠̻̲̝̙̼͋̇̌̐̀̿͝ͅY̨͇͔͕̲̥̺̖̌͂̈́̌̇͑͟͜Ļ̴̨̥̘̤̬̟̠́̄̋̊̔͝E̺̘͉̭͇̠͂͋̃̄̊͒̉͟Ṟ̢̡̢̽͆̍̄̀̈͢͝ P̵̨̬̻̰͕͖̼̰͌̒́͆̓̇̀̊E͎͉̭̖̬̫̊̅̀̐͌̚͟͟Ŗ͙͍̮͉̠̟̯̥̞͑̓̋̾͒̃̍͝R̷̡̺̲͉̥̰̖̲̳͛͌̓̃̕͢Y̸̡̢̼͕̝͔̲̗̟̻͐́͋͛̈͋̆̏͐͡ Ṕ̸̧̝̞̙̖̰͓͂͋̀̍̐͑̏̒̚Ù̧͍̣̹͎̤̘̯͓̊͆͌̍́T̷͙̯̦͚͓͊́̊̀̿̔̚̕͠ͅ M͈̟̮͙̖̻͕͈̉́̄̓̉̂̚͘Ę̨̼̮̲̮̝̜̺̍͐̄̌͒͟ I͕͓̝̖̬̒̌̆̓̂̿͛͟͞͡͠N̡̛͙̞̻͔̖̪̿̽̃̅̈́̓̚͡͝ H͙̟̮̠̼͍͉͔̏͐̑̍̒̑̒́I̡̱̭͓̜̋̇̾̾̑̀̊S̷̢̭̼̥͎̱̮̈́̋̓͗̓̀̇̕ M͈̻̟͙̭͙̲̦̺͌̈́̿͒̋͑̋͗̍͟O̸̡̙͇͉̜̝̫̅͑̈͊̐̕V̴̦̮̼͙̠͈̣̻͛̅͊̕͡͡I̷͖͔̙͇̩͈̓͒̿͋͌͡͝E̤̬̠̳̗͎̤͚͌̎͌͑̀̊͜͜
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. Ayy! We got a chopper, we got a chopper, dude. I FELT LIKE I WAS LETTING GOD DOWN!'' *praising* *bows* You know what, I love more than
ANYTHING in the world, right now. A place where you can go to enjoy content,
that other fellow people also enjoy. Never has there been... Never has there been EVER... Never has there been EVER a bad convention. Let me- let me repeat that now.. There has never been a BAD
convention on the face of the Internet. *Sirens* TaNaCoN By the way, you remember TanaCon?
That was an alright convention. We got another one. Has it even been a month, since
the last *OOF* show convention? Also I wanted to make it apparent. I do like swearing in my videos,
I get to express myself. Unfortunately YouTube likes to censor that,
I'm gonna be a little bitch boy and comply. I'm just gonna have a bunch of random images,
and pictures appear, until one of them actually lands. *Default Dance* *Glass break* Oh my- Oh my *glass break* God, I'm not having
glass breaking every time, I do *glass break*. Right, let's try it again.
Okay, just- *pig* A p-? a-a -alright, you know what? I'll - I'll *pig* take it! So, you bros, probably remember TanaCon. People loved it, there was no controversy around it whatsoever. Well, another mentally insane individual,
has now started their own convention and that individual is FouseyTube. I am rich, I am happy, I am skinny. I am worthy. I am powerful. I am strong. Roasting Intensifies *Pyro used God Hand* *Yousef "try" to look sad* I can't- I can't- I can't do that because he t- he tattooed his hairline. He actually is bald It doesn't- It doesn't work. But Jake and Logan Paul that roast works, idiots. Stop getting me to bully people, I just want to make 🆎ortnite videos. FouseyTube first came onto
the YouTube scene creating pranks. ''The ones that I try to do, try
to uplift people, try to inspire people WHERE THE MONEY AT?
WHERE THE MONEY AT? 'CAUSE- (EVERYONE GO FUCKING HOME) YOU DO MY SON, MAN.'' These uplifting pranks are amazing, you'd laugh, Fousey would laugh, the people involved would get PTSD. ''Try to uplift people, try to inspire people.'' ''Try to uplift people, try to inspire people.''
*screams of the Damned* Fousey would trying to exploit people out of money, he also did it to his own parents, uh, saying
that he bought his parents an house, when in fact, he just bought the egg carton for himself. (Egg try to speak human words) (Jesus Christ, who knew eggs could talk?)
(yeah, i know right? this world is really are mysterious) (More egg words) Now people put two and two together, and realized that Fousey's actually quite a bit of a scumbag, and then a tidal wave of exposed videos, came out on him. M E O W He run away, (not before claiming all the revenue on the videos.) and then he went into hiding, totally disappeared, like Tony Stark from Iron-Man, except no one want him- no one wanted Fousey back. But then, the heavens opened, and Fousey came back down from the sky, and he said to the common man And what was it? A piece of- *pig* music video. I don't know guys. I mean, Jake Paul Litmas was pretty- pretty good. *correcting his own brain cells* Fousey hyped up this song,
acting like it was just gonna "knock" everything out of the water. ''And we're about to film, uhh,
one of the most viral YouTube videos, music videos, not just as a YouTuber song, because this is gonna be mainstream, but one of the most viral videos melrose has ever seen.'' 2 things I'd like to point out in this music video Firstly the fact that Fousey claims he made Jake Paul *singing something about slurp and birth* And also the fact the transitions
look like content aware scale, like, seriously look I-I could just open up Photoshop and- It's Fou- Now the music video, get that outta here, that ain't important 'cause July 15th. "The world is gonna hear about July 15th." Fousey was gonna have a convention on "July 15th is real!" This event was gonna have... This event was gonna have YouTubers... This event was gonna have YouTubers and musical artists. And YouTubers... And YouTubers and Minecraft Steve! And most importantly guys, that you really need to just... that you really need to just,
get this into your head. Drake, the god of music, the man who will not *pig* off,
from your Spotify recommendations, was going to the convention. "According to the Blast,
Drake never met the YouTuber, *OOF* he was never booked for Fousey's show, *OOF* and he's never even heard of him." Drake wasn't going, Fousey just thought, ''if he constantly harassed and called out Drake non-stop, Drake had just have a full-on mental breakdown, and end up coming to the convention.'' "Anyways, Drake. I'm trying to find you, because, I want to
invite you to my July 15th show, tomorrow. Free at the Greek Theatre. It's a concert to celebrate love after the World Cup." .
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E̷̥̫͕̗̜̰̊̃̐̏͛͟͟ͅ Ǹ̶̥̹̪͔͖̰̇͊͛͑͂͡ E̢̬̘̭͙̟̎̽̃̂̐̎̀͠ R̷̩̺͕̻̹̙̺͑̋͛͢͡͝ G͖̗̖̹̗͎̯͋̿̉̔͐͆̊͡ Y̨͕̠̮͈̙̥̊̅͆͊͊̚͞
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. DA NA NA NA E N E R GY DA RA RA RA RA PEOPLE TRY TO TURN ME IN THIS ENERGY, TRYING TO TAKE WAAY From an Arab. Woah. Okay, I'm sorry.'' This also included stalking Drake,
and admittedly camping out his hotel room. "Yo Drake, I literally look like a crazy person right now,
because I'm outside of the place that you're at, don't ask me, how I found it, Brah. God put me here, I'm on God's plan right now. I'm walking in God's purpose. .
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W̥̲̞̭̩̜̞̜̉̓͛̂͛́é̷̛̼̥̝̜͎̠͔̐̾̐͢l͍͎͓̻̤̺̲̈͐̑͗́̑̋͌͞ĺ̵̨̢̛͈͍̖̟͓̩̣͓̊͑̀͊͑̔̓̐,̡̲̦̝̣͓͎̑͂̌͑͑͟͠ ỳ̧̛͖̲̗̩̣̮́͊͞ơ̷̢̧̞̱͕͚͎͇̍̃̂̔͒̔͢͟ṳ̴̖̫̘͑̔̒̐̇͆͛͢r̵̛͍̥̻̗̻͈̓͒̇̀͌̉͂͘ d̷̡̪͕̣̖̙̃̋̊̊̽̂͢͡͞ă̳̫̬͉̯̖͚̳̟̆͌̀͞d̴̡̢̡͍͕̣̒͌̉̽̇̿͢ ì̧͓̰̗̭̯͈̜̮̉̔́̆͘ş̸̛̟̯͈̼̣̑͗̽̿̒̉̚͢ w̵̨̡̦͔͚̖̞̻̻̭͌̊̂̈̂͆́h̡̩̗͎̩̜̻͐̇́̍̂̓̍̊̀̔o̴͍̼͚̞̣̺͕̙̓̇̾̀̎͌͝ͅ Į̷̛͙̪̗̤͎͇̞̎̓̓̀̔͑̚͜ k̷̛̩̱̤̩̺͎̪̑̓̿̊̆̋͘̚n̴͍̪̣̗̞̩̝̜͑̋͂̃͗̏͠o̵̥͚̼̬̠̖̩͚̳̽̎͌̒̈̈́̏͝w̸̦͍̺͇͓͖̑̓̍̊̅͐̀̄̕͘ͅ p̠̜̯̩̝̺̈́̔̿̆̏̋̀̎̇̚ě͓̫͇͉̗͕̣̫̗̒̄͑͒̿̀͘͢r͕͖̺̦͖̃̅̂̾́͋̎͐̔͠ș̨͚̪͎̈́̽̎͗͛̆͛͝o̢͈͈̪̣̤̼̬̾̀̃̉̃̔͆̊͐̀ṋ̦̜̬̦̤̈́͐͊̆́̕͜͠ͅȧ̵̲̥͍̺̝̪̌̆̋̈̊̈̚l̹̥̩̂̑̿̑̕͢͡ͅͅl̸̢̧̥͍̖͎͚̱͛̌͋̀̍̀̃̿̊͛y̢̭̲͇̭͚̳͎̪̣̿̍̓͑̇̽̍̚͝.̸͎͚͇̱͋̽̉́̏͌͟͢͝''
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. So what was the actual line of if, not Drake? Well, we got uh- your boy Lil Poopy (essentially, he is singing or rapping (?) about girl sucking his pee pee or something, in the concert which is promote "Hate Dies, Love Arrives") ''I'VE GOTTA GET L I T, C'MON, LET'S GO! Lil Poopy on... iTunes, Spotify, and Google Play Lil Poopy on iTunes... Lil Poopy on... iTunes, Spotify... Lil Poopy on... iTunes, Spotify, and Google Play.'' Fousey also began to cover his tracks,
with having Drake, there by saying the event was a a "R o y a l R u m b l e". "It's gonna be like the Royal Rumble of a concert,
because you don't know who's coming out, that's the 'fun' part." Yeah I don't know guys. It's like Smash. Waluigi may show up. He may not. I don't know. Now the problem with Fousey is, (unlike Tana), he had a lot less time to work with and I can really sympathize with that. What I can't sympathize with however, is the fact that FouseyTube's ego
is so high up, in the atmosphere, it probably reach space before the Russians did. "Why is there only one Kanye West? Why isn't there 20 Kanye West?" "If I see P. Diddy on the street, I'll have the balls to ask for a picture, so I
can post the stuff saying, I met P. Diddy. *gunshot stock sound effects* that! I want to be the next P. Diddy". I WANNA BE.. I WANNA BE P DIDDY! CLACK CLACK CLACK I'M GONNA-.. I' M GONNA MINE THEM- THEM.. *hitting his head again for no reason* THEM D I A M O N D S. I've really been- I've been hitting myself in the head a lot this video. Some- Some Reddit therapist is gonna come out saying I got problems and then they had Little Yachty, come up on stage and- and that is Little Yachty,
*it's actually some rapper by the name of... Dax(?)* if you say it, isn't you're a liar. And then halfway through Little Yachty's performance, stream's just cuts to black for no reason, everything goes offline, and then- *giggle* someone called the cops on the event. ''This wasn't the venue YouTuber,
Yousef Erakat, known as Fousey had in mind, he organized and promoted through social media,
what he called the 'Hate Dies, Love Arrives' concert, at the Greek Theatre, but when someone called in a bomb threat, 1500 concertgoers had to evacuate. Drake was supposed to be here, LeBron James was supposed to be here, u h h J. Cole was supposed to be here.'' And that was the failure of FouseyCon. It was great. We had a laugh, thankfully no one got hurt. But hold up a second, gamers, because that was only part one, of the two-part series of FouseyCon. Now, if part one was the descent of humanity, part two is the equivalent of falling into the void in Minecraft. (scream in background)
part two is the equivalent of falling into the void in Minecraft. I need-.. I need-.. I need to stop these.. I need to stop these.. Minecraft analogies. They need to stop. You have a problem, Pyrocynical. So Fousey just climbed on someone's car, and he started preaching to everyone like, some- some deranged cultist leader Imagine every video game cult leader here, Fousey was basically the equivalent of them and just when you thought this family-friendly,
love promoting event couldn't get any worse Keemstar and Fousey... they just... they-
they clashed. To you, I am looking at you dead in the mother *pig* eye, I'm not hiding behind Twitter, I LOVE YOU!
[Fuzzy and GNOME = OTP <3] *awkward silence* I *pig* love you And then come the evening, Fousey was clearly exhausted his energy reserves were low, he hadn't had a Monster Energy™- *drinking some Potion of Haste* for quite a while. Yeah, I know, I know I edited the MONSTER™ in my hand. Am I really gonna go to the shop and buy a MONSTER™? So then Fousey just.. So then Fousey just starts promoting all his social media, promoting his Twitter for no reason. I'm pretty sure everyone at the event, already followed your Twitter, because why else would, they come to this event you had no- you had no talent. ''You go to twitter.com.. You go to twitter.com/fousey, You'll see everything imma bout to say.'' And then the cops came in, and they just shut that down as well, not because of any threat, but, because they just realized how- how sad the event was. But then we realize that FouseyCon was NOT a total waste of time, IT HAD A ULTERIOR MOTIVE IT HAD A MEANING AND GUESS WHAT THE MEANING WAS? To promote a *pig* song. *kill it with fire* And now, guys, the cycle is finally completed, I have designed one of the kind, 100% accurate.. 100% accurate, FouseyTube cycle! It begins with a *pig* song, and it goes to a *pig* convention, only to promote a *pig* song, and the cycle continues. If anyone is wondering, the entire song he made, it was a diss at RiceGum, who cares, you telling me in 2018, RiceGum isn't a great person... Yousef, you did it! *BullyHunters meme*
Oh my God! *BullyHunters meme*
Uh- oh, you did, Yousef *BullyHunters meme* *BullyHunters meme*
Now this is all about! I don't hate Yousef, I-I actually love him. There's one person I do despise, and that is PewDiePie, HOW DARE YOU meet Yousef before me, you slimy Swedish piece of *pig* Nah I-I like Pewds, I just want him, I want him to di- I assumed after this, Fousey just claim everyone's videos, like
last time and then go into hiding again. I don't know I'll have massive reSPICK If he doesn't 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片 在香港制作城市的设置
(That dude is a persevering documentary, creating scenery in Hong Kong) ♪ Whitewoods - Beackwalk ♪
good music my nibbs ♪ Whitewoods - Beackwalk ♪ ♪ Whitewoods - Beackwalk ♪
i made some shitty shrek has swag jokes so i feel proud of my help ♪ Whitewoods - Beackwalk ♪ ♪ Whitewoods - Beackwalk ♪
I kinda helped with subs i guess
*from Ghostwriter : i rearranged the whole subs and i don't even care if i helped or not* ♪ Whitewoods - Beackwalk ♪
OH SHIT HE WAS THE EGG THE WHOLE TIIIIIME ♪ Whitewoods - Beackwalk ♪
i feel proud of my work, bye, catch you later! Ah God I love-I love FouseyTube! I love him, seeing every Earthworm in the street and thinking, ''OH MY GOD IT'S FOUSEY!''
Okay, bullying children is one thing but bullying the mentally handicapped is just too far
Where is the new petscop video
HEY WHATS UP GUYS NFKRZ HERE
pyro whens the next postal 2 video?
in order to hit a new low you'd have to at least have a higher social standing than previous. Fouseytube was already low so there is no way you could go any lower unless he makes a video about selling a starving african child or started hobo fight club where 2 hobos have to fight over a sandwich
J U L Y 1 5 T H
Pyro, you moved from bullying kids to bullying a fucking egg
This man must be quite depress-acito by now 😢
U COPIED NFKRZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA COPYSTRIKE UR CHANNEL LOL!!