Regis Philbin's Epic Workout - JonTron

hey guys I'm just here to let you know this is part two of the two-part video so if you haven't seen the first part you'll likely be confused so go ahead and watch that on the same Jill click that video and it'll catch you right up Kate thanks for the rest of you what's that noise [Music] yep okay not you all right let me just okay I'll just write that down bear with you for a second here your order is definitely down on paper so yeah I hope that gets to you talk soon I wish I could unsee that very funny dude it's called arm day and admittedly I went a little bit too hard and I can't move my arms anymore but I am still a good friend so despite your rudeness I have proved you this artisanal pot of coffee in our finest China so how do you feel about that [ __ ] I'm sorry hey John hey pre scissors not on me I think there's some in that drawer bag oh my god what the hell I don't know ma'am I just swear to God I just right open the drawer I don't know my own strength anymore it's working getting more powerful and there you go finance for scissors ask ask ask us all you're doing you died guys this guy have that how about you consider others for once okay my mentor today is Regis Philbin now I don't know what makes Regis Philbin a fitness instructor but I do know he was on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and at least one morning show with someone named Kathie Lee so it's qualified in my book [Music] everybody i'm regis philbin welcome to my personal workout you know it wasn't until I had my blocked artery I never jogged I never walked I never took that seriously I never jogged I never walked my muscles frankly atrophied that is until the valve bust and that's when I decided to take up walking can I tell you something I love it alright we're not all out here we're exercising like a rock but surely you've you know taking a brisk walk around the corner before Regis no can I tell you something I love it how'd you walk on stage into being who wants to be a millionaire you liar I've seen you walk it's unbelievable I just woke up this morning they've sprouted out of my torso or something I can't believe what I'm what I'm doing what I'm feeling not only that I feel terrific I think I have more stamina more endurance I think I have more stamina I think they're not really sure the blockage to my heart blocks most feelings most nerves just use your arms when it's comfortable too it's a high you can't buy anywhere that reaches of you have you ever been to Bleecker Street okay they're selling some pretty good stuff there's a little more for you than a dinner then a brisk jog I must admit I haven't raised my elbows you know this high but I can see the other benefits to it yeah great what Regis why don't we just start with what you have done before you should have just called this thing Regis Philbin learning to be human again after an extended cryo sleep all right good this man did a whole workout tape on walking just walking for the most of us the legs we've evolved them to you know do get us places we don't all have personal helicopters that just you know take us from our house to our place of employment like you do that's great that you do gave you a blockage let's get a position like this down into that stretch and again [Music] we'll get started come on right now all right you're gonna be up you're gonna be strong you're gonna be ready for anything can't guarantee you'll get your own morning show I can't guarantee you're gonna be successful receive anything in life receive any compensation for what you do but you'll feel like you did this for a minute you'll feel like that for sure I guarantee this this part's guaranteed at what point do I start getting my heart beat up what's going on my dudes looking a bit puny today but I hardly blame you it takes a lot of you know work and gusto and dedication you get a body like that you know what I'm saying not everyone's got the time Oh see you guys later you insulted me just now you insulted me once but it was a really hurtful until I got to admit guys his egos gotten as big as his biceps I some got my scissors yet climate change is real and this is not a point of dispute or controversy oh that is true that's objective fact as seen in this graph charting the data from three independent Institute's so John thinks he can get all high and mighty on us huh see how he likes this let's make this fatty fat again hey man [Music] delivery for John I don't ever ordering anything you guys must take me for a real fool you think I wouldn't notice this that's right I know what you've done you sent me this bag of nuggets to trick me into gaining all my weight back which I did by the way after reading only one of them I'm a bit confused [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] I can't believe you dudes dude I thought you were my dudes I may have been a little too harsh [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] so here anything I hear something but I don't know what the hell he's doing sorry guys dream is dead I've been betrayed ultimately my games were actually my losses [Music] you sons of [ __ ] how could you do this to me you know what you're laughing still I know dude we're sorry [ __ ] who came in to apologize you're laughing at me still oh man you can be skinny one day I know it you don't want to see me suffer no man what the heck do I do about it you need to get up on your feet and you need to smash this class you I told you to tell me earlier in this episode to do that didn't I yes you did I'm reminding you now son it's me your late father your dad UM's your papa if you find this it must mean you're really in need of some encouraging words I just want you to know that I love you so very much and I know that deep down you can achieve anything if you put your mind to it don't give up on your dreams son make your Pappy proud love dad that's weird why is this letter from my dad's table to my marky-mark VHS oh my god it's marky-mark ha yeah and what would he say John well he'd be likely to say pow search or what would he say if he saw you like this well he'd say pal you got it buster you guys are the best okay let's do this [Music] wait no not this time this is lose the raid with your Fitness host jontron get bit now not later hi it's me jontron and this is my fitness experience I'm non-accredited unqualified and should only listen to me at your own risk you know my motto why lose your big old gut through proper diet exercise and perseverance when you can and we live in a fast-paced age which means we need a fast-paced workout to match we may never be able to destroy obesity the same way we did Iraq in 2003 but it doesn't mean we can't try for profit follow my moves every 100 forgot to turn off push notifications I don't know if you know and what the hell is this Bank of America I don't want that right off and slash those business expenses wouldn't that feel good this is OJ's favorite move the timeline scroll come on we've all been here you think with 7 billion people 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Channel: JonTronShow

Views: 5,568,100

Keywords: jontron, workout, regis, regis philbin, walking, funny, comedy, jontron workout tape, lose the wait, lose the weight

Id: FBHL-uOeffw

Length: 13min 35sec (815 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 30 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/notoriousbigboy]

Holy shit that was fast

[u/purplepies]

The giant bong on his coffee table was a little surprising.

[u/LuisN_98]

This guy who just tells you what happens

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I lost it

[u/fireork12]

After finishing it, I'd say that this video was much funnier than part 1 imo, with a lot of better jokes that were more frequent.

But it still lacked a coherent plot

[u/Benito7]

I wonder if Jon is starting to take his channel in a different direction again; turning his channel into more of a skit show and not just a reactions channel. He might also be trying to get his friends involved more and may be a regular thing from now on.

I liked the video overall but I can see why others would be underwhelmed/disappointed. It's definitely different from what we're used to.

[u/lieutenantskell]

JonTron Learns How To Be Human Again After A Prolonged Cryogenic Sleep (I love all his recent videos so much and this one is no exception)

[u/Cascadianranger]

Treat this and the first one as one long "workout" video. Feels a bit more coherent.

[u/DoctorWaluigiTime]

You get the feeling Jon's just going to phase out reviewing media altogether?

The Regis stuff was maybe 3 minutes of the video. The rest were skits.

Probably would've worked better as 1 video instead of 2 parts. But then they would'n't've had time to do all these skits. Feels like the workout tapes were clickbait to watch the skits. They were there in the video, barely.

Also the last two minutes of the video were an ad.

[u/NeilaTheSecond]

I don't really understand why did he want to do another take on the work out videos. He clearly doesn't have the material to work with.