JonTron Bootleg Games: The Complete Series

[Music] jontron pokemon a series dearly beloved by many few games can claim to harness its gravitational pull this golden goose has sold millions upon millions of copies spawned countless varieties of merchandise and touched multiple generations of kids and adults alike how many franchises do you know that bridge the generational gap now i know what you're probably thinking yourself why are you telling me this i've played them all i've been to them all i've been a kanto johto ancho habanero poblano antonio banderas i swung them all sister swung with the best but you ain't never seen the likes of this that's right with every big fish there's a leech on the belly today we're gonna have a look at the fascinating world of bootlegged pokemon games now these aren't games you can find in stores they're games that made their way into circulation one way or another none of them are licensed or acknowledged by nintendo and they're pretty damn hard to find first off let's look at what's known as pocket monster it's inferred that it was released in the year 2000 by dvs electronics because on the box art there are two small icons reading new game and 2 000. it's not empirical science but what can i tell you i'm a simple man it's strange the label on my game says pokemon pikachu edition which first off isn't even the name of the game at hand but if you peel back the label there's another label that says pikachu and it's spelled wrong what is this game who made it why look at this pikachu seriously is it any wonder why he's so popular even when he's half-assed and bootlegged he still melts my heart i can feel the money loosening from my wallet already he's like he's all like [ __ ] you [Music] all right i just i gotta leave okay we just started come on man listen listen there's a lot to see in this life not wasting it here well there's a shocker for you five seconds into the game and it's already like look at his arms flailing even he's confused and terrified hey i'm not blaming him i would be too listen to this music this is not level one music talk about putting the player on edge right away this game is extremely hard to play when pikachu jumps the entire game lags every single time but then when you just want to go forward he speeds up like a power walker with a new york minute to spare so it's like you're constantly in a battle between game speeds makes the platforming real difficult right off the bat also can we take a minute to talk about the fact that pikachu has the face of a a balding middle-aged man curly howard is that you did you come back did you come back from the ground mausoleum even more ridiculous than all that is his walk cycle i mean look at that thing coupled with the music it's like a vaudeville act in here maybe it really is curly because i mean it started as a vaudeville act back in 1925 but that's not that funny though cause they're all dead i thought they're supposed to be funny it's so bizarre seeing a pokemon game actually playing on my snes ah this game's like a breath of fresh air because it showcases all the pokemon that we've come to know and love over the years you can see bee drill porygon monkey mario dinosaur poop abomination what is this is this what happens when illicit pokemon breeding goes unchecked i'm looking at this from every goddamn angle there is i can't tell where it starts and where it ends well it's got a pine cone for a body it's a wearing a fez and it's got that one staring unblinking eye that reminds you that this creature lives in never-ending ceaseless agony oh by the way this game's pure [ __ ] you can never see what's below you so you always have to take leaps of faith that more often than not lead to your untimely demise and it doesn't even matter how far you get there's no checkpoint so if you die it's straight back to the beginning when you drop back into the game after a death bless you that's an accurate representation of you saying no don't put me back in please the continue screen looks like a psa for abused pokemon to me it's as if he's laying there wounded in the light and a pokeball rolls up to him and ash says keep going pikachu or it's backing the ball for you no i don't want it oh [ __ ] so i finally beat the first level boss is a snorlax pretty energetic for a snorlax wouldn't you say so at the beginning of level two you just see ash say it's hot oh he's coming any minute now oh there he is okay the autofill oh by it's hot he meant literally it's a it's a fire level thanks for looking out for me ash i really appreciate it [Music] strangely enough there's another snes pokemon game it's a port of pokemon stadium for the n64 it looks like the biggest difference being that there's a predetermined roster of 12 pokemon hmm don't those names just look strikingly familiar who could forget spia and daggett and rafe it is a fully fledged game but there's not much to say about it i'm just baffled that it exists at all next up is pokemon adventure on the gameboy color oh man this one looks great it looks like a game nintendo actually could have made let's do this i'm ready to go on this balloon-based adventure with pikachu what what's hip up nope [ __ ] can i just have a break tennis have one break i'm not playing this up okay these were my actual first moments with the game complete confusion you know this game sets up a certain special scenario for you it says welcome to the game that's the one thing you can see [ __ ] you this is clearly a platformer why is the first enemy unkillable is this just a way to condition me for the journey ahead something you might notice is that pikachu jumps like sonic he's even got those super fast spinny feet when he runs like in sonic 2. oh hey and he even charges up in a in a in a ball like sonic a hedgehog yeah that son that's sonic it's so it's sonic it turns out that this is actually a hack of an existing hack for the gameboy color called sonic adventure 7. what happened what happened to three through six do you even realize what this means ladies and gentlemen we are playing what could be the world's very first double hack john you are in danger of reaching capacity next one up's a bit weird it's called moemon this one's weird i don't know what to say about it it's pokemon with little girls i mean it's very obvious that a lot of uh care and passion went into making this i mean you can actually tell which pokemon is which by looking at those beautifully crafted sprites but why do you realize that for this to happen someone had to sit down look at pokemon and say you know this is great but it needs more little girls i'm gonna go downstairs to my basement now next to my little girl dungeon and program his game welcome to planet earth ladies and gentlemen the next two games i want to talk about are pokemon diamond and jade huh i guess someone beat nintendo to the punch with diamond there but oh this is not the diamond version you're thinking of because that would be a time machine and i know you don't have any of those laying around in this particular instance we know diamond is better than jade because jade has a a goat demon on the box and look at it just look at the eyes i think there's feeling behind those eyes feeling a bit a bit of a chill so i think i'm starting to maybe feel ghosts i just want to point out that at the beginning of this pokemon game there's an armadillo on a cell phone i mean presumably just trying to get reception in this forest because let's face it there's not much reception out there hold on a second talk about rocking out with your [ __ ] out i bet you're fifty dollars that's the guy who made moemon back there that's mr mohammad this game is taking something completely fantastical the world of fantasy monsters and bringing it down to the most mundane level he's like did you remember to pick up the baking soda so this game has some weird fascination with cell phones yeah totally gets me in the pokemon spirit oh it's decide time it's time to make substantial decisions about my life and career oh wait never mind literally just wants me to tell the time i bet at this point you're all saying to yourselves john what is this [ __ ] get it out of my face this doesn't look anything like a pokemon game well if that's what you were thinking you'd be right it is in fact a japanese cell phone themed rpg called kaitai denju talifang okay now get this it means mobile phone beast telephang it that was the word i wanted to know most what in god's name is a telefang listen japan i know this was the early 2000s but i just can't see a series about monsters talking on telephones ever catching on damn it he's nothing yeah you can say that again now the next one's actually one of my favorite ones it's called pokemon vietnamese crystal yeah that's actually what it's called that's racist now you listen here pit pit but racist mind is a racist kind you you take that to sleep with you tonight because i know it's not i'm not going to change hearts and minds in a day you don't give a man a peanut expect them to have a farm the next day but it's all right it's all right one day we will all be equal on this earth until then i'm going to give you a kiss muffin this game is exactly as advertised as pokemon crystal for game boy color but translated to vietnamese and sold on the street as a bootleg oh but that is not what sets this game apart from the rest what makes this one so special is the bizarre translation welcome it's elf's world elf swirld oh man this game's bringing the nostalgia right back how could i forget the first time i ever met professor oak oh excuse me i'm sorry how could i have been so rude i meant to call him by his preferred name elf monster he literally demands that not just me but everyone call him elf monster like i couldn't make the shut up i couldn't make his [ __ ] up and fight i'm sad that i lack the talent to make this [ __ ] up elves here are called monster well that's good to know he looks happy enough about it they existed everywhere oh that's terrible what happened to them they play friendly help each other there are many secrets inside to know these riddles oh philosophy wise he's up there with the greats aristotle plato confucius meth head down my street i forgot how to speak english from too much meth please check the time it was about a quarter past one why'd you want me to do that how many minutes well i don't know there's about 60 of them in an hour are we talking days weeks years oh okay it looks like i got to set the time what app three hen time that's a fantastic question i don't know myself oh i'm sorry i mean you don't got to yell i didn't know what meant so much to you f3h17 bad sleep too late yeah i think i'm going to quit here this game's starting to judge my lifestyle i don't need that i made it past age 18 i pay my bills i pay my taxes i'm gonna sleep late if i [ __ ] want to [ __ ] you let's get back to the real games here pokemon 4 and 1 on the nes that's just so weird to me a pokemon game on a console 10 years older than the original game who thought this was a good idea essentially what we've got here is just a collection of minigames based around pokemon three of which apparently revolve around pika the eating disorder which causes people to ingest inedible objects speaking of food pikachu himself looks like a [ __ ] potato peeka click pika slot pika dance and pac-man that one is just called [ __ ] pac-man okay hold on no that is the only game that had a p in it to begin with they could have just as easily called it pika man as all the others are themed with pika but no they just left it pac-man all right i'll give them the benefit of the doubt maybe they didn't want the subtlety of their blatant theft to be lost on the masses pikaclic is just a game where you match blocks i don't know what's going on with this one i don't even know if you could lose okay click click click [ __ ] it i don't give a [ __ ] pika slot is stupid too it's just a slot machine literally it's just luck press the button and watch it go the only feedback you get from this game is the win box on the right who would play who would play this who would end it pac-man oh now this one's good this one has some depth to it probably because it's pac-man literally it's pac-man and it changed the course of the gaming market when it came out because it's [ __ ] pac-man fake-a-dance is great look at them go set to the song butterfly by smile dk where are these pokemon going to i think i want to head up there with them oh not to mention every single high score on this game is ddr ddr ddr ddr didn't bother to hide it ddr didn't bother to hide it pac-man ddr lose lose lose lose lose lose well my work's done here i'm gonna go get a goddamn glass of bootleg milk on my goddamn nervous feeling geppetto in the goddamn pinocchio musical [Music] wait a second isn't this that version of pokemon where the pokemon actually died instead of faint and it had that version of lavender town that caused all those japanese kids to get mysteriously ill oh i should get rid of this well maybe i'll just have one play [Music] boobs [Music] black friday approaches and that means one thing grandma's out getting trampled just to get you the same old gift crappy video games oh you got me monopoly this year for the nintendo 64. well this would have been great back in 1864 you know when it was impressive just to not die from being 35 we all got games like this you know the ones bottom of the bin that literally bottom of the bid at the grocery store but in this category one genre reigns supreme the plug and play games you know one of these why buy your loved ones a 50 spongebob game for their wii in which you have to you know put the disc in then figure out which chords plug in from the box machine into the tv and then you gotta maybe like switch it on and who knows what else from there when for 20 you can get them the magical device that plugs right into their tv already has the game inside of it and is also a toy of spongebob's face that's like what it's like 18 toys in one now plug and play games have been around for decades but their true rise to popularity began in the early 2000s led by a company called jax pacific remember this was before downloadable content and virtual console re-releases were widespread the most you'd see were those gba ports of nes games so at the time it made sense of course people were gonna be like you're telling me there were 10 classic namco video games in this one small box that looks like a tiny version of the bigger box it used to be in we'll sign me and the rest of america up we got a couple years for the housing crisis let's have some fun so basically what started as an innocent way to port some classic video games in a novel way spiraled into a massive business i mean these things were everywhere look at the ones i have these two are both classic namco games pretty cool pretty cool standard stuff there's a lot of these in the marvel super heroes series this one's on spider-man i guess hey spidey you think you could you know back off a bit you know the saying a watched man never plays a lot of these are just a penis this one this one is spider-man's penis bombs away this one is uh fantastic for his uh creepy gollum penis okay this is good is this bad i'm sorry man i kind of have to do this oh my goodness that's a bit barbaric isn't it poor bastard weird gross ew this is that's the shrek one this one is my personal favorite spider-man points at your dick while you play you can't make that up that's really how they designed this what the hell were they thinking deal or no deal no deal scooby's really uh going to town on the back of the mystery machine here and fred's like uh scoob no it's a kid's show don't i mean to be honest most of the games aren't horrible the scooby-doo one's pretty appealing the graphics are nice even the marvel ones aren't bad they're basically side-scrolling beat-em-ups although i assume anyone would get tired of these before long but don't get me wrong there are the bad ones like the one where you plunder a sewer for the lizard forever and ever oh there he is wonderful shrek golf i asked for this but of course as to be expected any good fad comes with its fair share of bootlegs i mean why don't you just go ask our good friend robert kopp over here oh and of course don't forget everyone's favorite crime fighting alliance sense of right everyone's here batman superman wreck a car oh no what i'm saying is it didn't take long for counterfeiters to hop on the plug and play gravy train ladies and gentlemen i present to you uh are you sitting game phillip perfect for children with no necks finally a game system for me digital stereo sound high tech controller dazzling 3d graphics and spectacular color and a top it off 88 games in one what can i say i'm sold uh wait hold on 8 bit game i thought you said it was dazzling 3d graphics philip make up your goddamn mind this thing has the audacity to promote as a selling point that it comes with av cables yeah don't even get me started on the previous version i can make this work all right enough about the box let's talk about what's actually on this thing okay spider-man i know that this ought to be good oh it actually is kind of good but it's just a port of the nes title in fact this whole thing is just nes ports with mistranslated titles six three four ken yeah never heard of that one oh that's a real winner small mario hey they were right that's the smallest mario i've ever seen he's so small you can't [ __ ] see him yeah but these are just ports i'm looking for something i never seen before when am i gonna get to the good stuff maybe i'll find something in the uh uh power cracker which according to the game box is the greatest game machine in the planet well what are we waiting for get it out of there start digging this one claims to have 76 000 games on it damn if that's true i'll be playing this for my entire life oh my god there really are 76 thousand i guess i'll order some takeout toy story huh i wonder what this one's like circus charlie huh yeah i don't i don't remember that from the movie again this is just a bunch of mislabeled titles from the nes i mean there's not a single original game in here what kind of human being does this i mean why'd they stop at 76 000 why didn't they just say a million games a billion infinity sky's the limit when you don't give a [ __ ] well i mean why don't we just try super mario i mean at least i know what i'm getting into i have several questions mad who me no i'm not mad i mean who's mad how could i be mad when i bought a video game console that has circus charlie under 5 000 [ __ ] different names i'm fine practice [Music] okay this is it i think this may be my final chance to find a game machine that no one has ever seen before luckily for us i think i saved the best for last the pro games player you a games player you want to be a pro then you're gonna need this sucker [Music] it's got 51 games in one and they all look original so i'm pretty excited to see what this has got to offer let's load it up and see something life-changing what no no no no no no it no it can't just be nes games again the back of the box said it had original games god damn it what well there they are why wait wait wait you you're telling me i have to take out the cartridge to play the games i think i'm supposed to be upset right now but more or less i think i've just gone fully numb well we got to start this off the right way so of course i'm going to pick hitting mices you know this one really stood out to me and i think they wanted it to mainly because they printed it twice on the back of the box [Music] oh complete with nightmare hitting mice's mices what mice wasn't good enough for you you want to hit more you want to pluralize the plural so you can hit more you're a monster in this game you play as a cave gorilla throwing what seem to be what is that bean bags at mice who are climbing up your wall now you gotta hit those mices but you want to cushion the blow you don't want them to die from one hit you want to stop the mice before they curl up in these burrows also it's got this power up that makes you move faster and is impossible to play without but that's basically it gameplay-wise there's nothing else to this game alright next exist yeah i've been trying a good game poses a philosophical question a masterpiece does it right in the title look at that copyright year two thousand five one eight seven eight four man it's gonna be a while till fair use kicks in on this one no modding ah it's a fish game yeah definitely got that from the title this is basically just feeding frenzy except it's got this eight-second loop of music that's driving me crazy [Music] now i'm not exaggerating here i timed it it's eight seconds long come to think of it this music's probably enjoyable for one kind of guy a fish with a six second memory span you know i got a philosophical question myself why am i still playing this all right what's next uh let's boot up cute fish oh god cute fish where is he you mean this guy i don't think you mean this guy all right well at least we're past that horrible title screen i see yes i uh i i certainly do understand what is happening here [Music] oh oh oh okay okay yeah cute fish i get it i don't get it it's come to my attention that a lot of these games are aquatic themed this one's called core adore what a beautiful name she has too bad she's gonna lose her pretty face soon because she's going headlock at the goddamn speed of light and a bunch of [ __ ] help and she's off and by that i mean she disintegrated she's dead and this is m day with an underscore in the title because that makes sense also we have um danger zone oh let me tell you about it what was so appealing about the underwater genre that they had to make this many of them is it because it was easier to program or was it just because 90 of the backgrounds was just blue next game water fire okay yeah seeing a lot of the water not so sure about the fire i've been sitting here for like 10 minutes and i genuinely can't figure out how this one works i think you're supposed to shoot only one certain color of barrel green or red but it doesn't matter which one you shoot the guy on the right always wins why for what reason we cannot live in a world of chaos also in regular fashion the sound will cut out at will [Music] and then come back and then cut back out and just like that it's gone like like an angel's kiss next up xmas gift oh i just know it's gonna feel like christmas in here in a minute bootleg santa's on a watch looks like he's got a couple of them bootleg eyes up there i wonder what he's seeing i wonder if he can see now hang on a sec is this game called xmas gift or gift xmas or maybe the title is an equation gift times mass equals the theory of happiness nah scratch that some dumb idiot probably just don't get english one christmas night evil cloud santa had a plight his temper was not mild he threw gifts at every man woman and child uh hold on actually at just one child yeah i'm talking [ __ ] like hamsters bananas leaded screws that cause brain damage apparently i'm not sure what's happening here but it can't be good oh my god uh merry christmas you know at first i was being harsh but i've come to realize this game is actually very well researched it recreates the ancient german christmas time tradition the eagle artist is a flying pan and tried to catch sinterklaas's evil gifts from the sky it is a great time for earthkinder and ditchlin okay let's get out of here before santa notices i don't want to get on this guy's bad list okay moving on it audacity snakes you're talking about audacity of this city that's just the snake from the jungle book that's car they used the same exact snake except this time it looks like he peed on the rug and got in trouble for it bad snake bad you copyrighted i really need to know what's in this game [Music] it's [ __ ] this [ __ ] snake it's [ __ ] shitty [ __ ] shitty ass snake no no but you know what i am not leaving until somebody tells me where audacity fits in all this i'll just move on to the next game i need to get through this before i get a goddamn coronary [Music] i'm going i'm going pop monster is jump to the next platform the game baby you don't uh need to jump you have your choice of not one but three spiral staircases back there you don't gotta risk it it's just this over and over and the music is just this over then over head over next this one's called trooper and oh i think the only trooper i see here was the title screen itself hang in buddy we're sending backup in this game everyone is falling to earth and it's your job to murder them all press y to blink around like a wizard am i breaking it is this breaking it please god let's just be breaking it this type of game seems to be coming up frequently as well these uh space invaders clones it's not really a shmup because you're not going anywhere things are just kind of falling at you we got robot literally the same as trooper archer you play as a man who throws arrows with his bare hands i believe we may be missing one of the two major ingredients in archery here perhaps this is how archery got started up there with exists getting a bit of philosophy in here aether fighter just another version of trooper except this time you shoot pineapples and final man that's epic he's the last one except he isn't cause there's at least two or three other men over here you're a liar wow i'm getting [ __ ] tired of this oh and please don't let me forget the star attraction here shooting balance or excuse me i'm sorry i got this wrong actually this is hootin balus another santa claus game hey this is the same game as x-mas gift except this time santa's not evil and the graphics are kinda better i guess hold on a second is xmas gift a bootleg of santa claus a bootleg of a bootleg inside a bootleg system what kind of christopher nolan inception level [ __ ] isis i'm going deeper leo [Music] okay next we got brave boy at least the title screen looks decent on this one and hey i'm a fan of adventure i'm a brave boy not a brave enough boy for this what even is this when a monster catches you in this game you give it a bath not that you'd even be expected to know that you're doing that because the panel only shows up for a split second when you get hit and it's not even you in the picture it's some blue head kid in his underwear and a cape well to elaborate by this game's logic you have to avoid giving things baths long enough to collect balls long enough to unlock this sword in the center that's encased in crystal this little blue guy here can't catch you when you're in the houses or tubes or whatever this is but the big blue guy can catch you from literally anywhere even if the top of his head scrapes you when he's outside of the building and you're inside of the building he gets you i'm on a bath [ __ ] careful yep yes got it wow that boy was so brave he sent someone else to get the sword for him magical surprise it's hell on earth it's bouncing suicidal fruit and a spatula next okay this this one this one is just called boxes world look at this bear look at this smug son of a [ __ ] he knows he knows what he knows what he's doing he's like yeah it's a game called boxer's world what do you expect mary [ __ ] poppins you seen the rest of these and to top it off it's just a clone of another game on the sega genesis called shove it where you slide boxes around yay yeah i think i remember seeing this one on my ti-83 calculator the vast majority of the games on this system are puzzle games and most of them are terrible there were memory games stacking games two of the games on here i would classify as lawn care games yeah they would be radish field and lawn purge aka cutting the goddamned grass why would i want to play a game where all i'm doing is chores isn't that what games are supposed to help us avoid doing especially when there are other such enticing titles on this console like stub gamers i like to call it stacking [ __ ] cans all right come on what's next i'm here for the ride at this point i'm here til the fat lady sings all right we got germ killer yeah well at least it means well i'm just so sad i i can't explain it next game it's called way out this game better just be a loaded gun or a noose you promised me this [Music] i i really i have no idea what's going on here do you she goes right when it points left she goes left but it points right there's no logic there is no way out is there that's what you're trying to tell me isn't it i'm stuck here forever playing your barely functional games okay one of the only playable games in here is called extreme robot surprise though it's just contra i'm getting uh i'm getting a little worn out at this point i think i got to take a rest how about we book a room with the oto dotel and have a nice nap the bosses are really weird too they're just i don't even know what they are what is that a roomba cardiac valve oh this is the best the finest bootleg four star best in the city zagat oh boy i can't wait to see what's up next we got boxing where so i'm drawing the line at boxing worsel where they got mike tyson next to dwayne the rock johnson are they different games are they just one big game so they just you know combine the sports then you can't make me help help me i'm being held against my will my address is one two three help this is the worst game i've ever played next oh yeah okay i mean that one looks pretty cool i mean it's ancient chinese warfare how could we go wrong just please give me this one just this one [Music] it's it's awful it's all [ __ ] awful it's all of it all of it and every single one of them sucks this whole thing is just filled with rip-offs police skill it's hogan's alley guard farm it's duck hunt desert gunman is wild gunman diamonds arkanoid close quarters top gun horrible area you got that right table tennis [ __ ] pong alright one last game let's give it a shot star the final frontier the very last game on the system could this be the one to save them all [Music] you did it john who like michael jackson you made it you're one with the chasm oh no no this can't be you played them all jon now you can become a good leg master you sell no no don't use your magic on me [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] tron [Music] so do you think you could run that whole thing by me one more time about where the light goes or whatever it is everything the light touches is our kingdom say it again say it's my [ __ ] face help me wow bootleg mufasa you sure do suck and i wish i never invited you over i don't like it okay look just as a heads up i think something's wrong with your friend bootleg zazu over there you might want to check it out oh hey it's bootleg jacques what do you got for us today buddy tally ho i've come bearing news from the higher-ups please advise oh thanks you will never know my suffering forever trapped inside this robotic husk all right that's great jack i'll see you later what do we have here oh look at that a cease and desist from disney yeah that's probably about right all right you too get the hell out of my house it's over well unfortunately disney's lawyers could get to me a little too easily but i'll tell you what is much farther away from u.s jurisdiction and far better at disney bootlegging china such examples of their bootleggery include bear of the interest the self-purported babies toy and also high-class weapon who farts his uh very well-known catchphrase please play under the adult inspect to protect i don't pretend everyone knows that one there is not a chance i'm interested in this beer yes even a company like disney who is well known to be so very protective of its brands wasn't exempt from the video game bootlegging phenomenon much to their dismay these games as usual take all forms and are generally cobbled together producing hilarious results much of the time so let's have ourselves a magical first off let's have a look at some bootlegs based on the lion king films starting with quite simply a game called the lion king hmm copyright the walt disney company well at least they were nice enough to attribute it to the right people [Music] that music i don't think that's the lion king mowgli begins his journey through the lion to find the man village mowgli huh the true true the whole line huh also mowgli's head is down here why is this just a jungle book this is just the jungle book game for nes with minor things changed like instead of mowgli it's a bipedal lion that doesn't look like anything from the lion king you're still ripping off disney with the jungle book why didn't you just rip off a lion king game this is some ass backwards logic well if you can't beat them join them okay next up we have another one the lion king five don't know where three and four went i'm sure they'll give some sort of synopsis for those of us who missed out timon is really having a good time here okay you could tell by that mad flailing in this game you can select from three characters timon simba and pumbaa simba and pumbaa look correct but timon has no ears and is wearing a bow tie like what you got the reference right on the other two what's wrong with timon oh dear god it's walking fingers i mean have you guys seen the movie you couldn't have just put something here that wasn't walking fingers a lizard you know a wildebeest not walking fingers is the main point i'm trying to make this game is basically a reproduction of the one for super nintendo but it controls much worse and it's super glitchy sometimes you can get farther by manipulating the edge screen scrolls pretty wacky it's so cut hard to control god damn it now out of lives oh my god are you kidding me simba [ __ ] hangs himself when you get a game over he just steps into a noose he didn't even kick over a chair the earth beneath him just gives way yes as you see it this game is apparently infamous for its ridiculous game over sequences which also include timon crying while digging his own grave and pumbaa jumping into a pot of scalding water somebody made this folks this is real i can't understand the rest of the game is pretty standard it's not meant to be shocking or anything maybe they just thought that made sense what can i say circle life circle or death huh because you know it's circular i can't live in this world anymore i said to bombard himself while crying that's not the pumbaa cook himself it's over for me ah never mind i'll keep going i got the lion king two on genesis here okay how can i say no to that face they're getting very close to just calling it the lion king and having it be about the lion king very close we're almost there now most bootleg games of this nature are made with recycled sprites and assets but this one here is unique and that it was made from the ground up as its own game you never know what you're gonna get with this from the day we arrived i was scared seriously maybe they could have taken some of the face they gave to mufasa and funneled it into a little simba over here looks like he got his head door slammed by uma thurman and kill bill [Music] the lion king is looking markedly more uh how you say chinese this time around what was that [ __ ] [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here all right whatever that's a little better i guess i'm not gonna scold you twice in a row whatever the lion king two we're in china now deal with it zone one will in what the hell is gwill in well i guess this is guillen little mufasa over here seems to get the joke huh once again given that this game was made from the ground up i don't understand why every single enemy has nothing to do with the lion king this one kind of works on mario rules if you grab the big ball of gas you turn into older simba and if you get hit you turn into smaller simba ah crap i died wait what why why again with the brutality he's just hanging here again from a rope this time not around his neck granted he's clinging to dear life while ominous music plays do the chinese just resent simba or something you can tell this game is supposed to play like the snes version of lion king which the sprite of simba is directly ripped from but it can't quite pull it off jumps are hard everything is floaty and it's overall just pretty tedious ah yes chin's tomb how could i forget the terracotta soldiers really tied it all together and scar was there yeah around here they start getting too cute with their level design it's like making a linear platformer wasn't enough for them they had to show off their programming skills too like in this level you come to a dead-end door that makes a weird noise when you show up to it come on what is this a glitch what a joy so after like 30 literal minutes of me running around wanting to blow my brains out i finally figured out what you're supposed to do you're supposed to kill all the enemies in the section you're in and only then will the door open up for you [Music] but good luck baby because that's only shore number one out of flight 200. stop it not to mention you end up going back and forth between the same doors on accident because it all looks the same also why is this game set in imperial china the longer i play the angrier i get about it how the lions walk from africa to there it's pretty far i honestly don't know why i'm still torturing myself by playing this i've been here for over six hours and i've got nothing to show for [Music] it my life leading up to this moment has been worth it every last second i am truly blessed i'm sorry what's that oh that's just that you can't make this [ __ ] up alarm get out of my brain no guys honestly come on if you're wondering where this imagery of simba cruising atop a swastika laden blimp comes from well it's very simple okay hitler was a big fan of the disney renaissance [Music] well anyways after that life changer you just walk off screen to the right and the game ends what a way to go and don't you see the final boss was confronting the nazi inside of all of us hell i think at least i don't know that's all i got okay moving on from the lion king we have mulan for genesis hey calm down mushu would you maybe tread a little more lightly some people are trying to sleep around here wanna be a man well i mean i don't know i i've considered it i don't know if i'm ready to make the decision though but thanks for the offer if you haven't seen the movie this is a horribly mistranslated reference to the song be a man from mulan but hey at least they're trying to give us the option huh all right the game starts and of course they don't use the song that this level is based on why would they [Music] hold on what the [ __ ] you know those people they're your friends yeah in the movies she's friends with these characters but i guess in the world of pirated games it's just a free-for-all oy what is this a freddy krueger glory hole the absolute most i can say for this game is that at least it attempts to be somewhat familiar with the subject matter the characters look pretty convincingly like they could be from an actual disney licensed game so alright greatest wall nah it's completely subjective snow planet yeah as you know mulan has always been the best sci-fi and he's dead all right nice job guys except for on those hearts they're terribly terribly asymmetrical and you should be ashamed hey there john who are you i'm the great bootleg that's hokey and old jontron was better wanna see something really bad no too bad [ __ ] dying dying dying death death help help barf barf barf barf barf barf no one can stop the pain please can you stop the pain oh that's gross man what the hell oh terrific and then magically john got the box of that disk snow white and the seven clever boys okay every now and then you see something you just can't believe is real this is one of those moments how could anyone have let this happen seven clever boys are these the boys they don't look so clever uh come to think of it neither does anyone in this picture they look like they were the result of a brother and sister who liked each other maybe just a little too much this is an actual licensed game for the ps2 [ __ ] i would have preferred lion king 2 over this nonsense oh this is real all right look at that menu screen okay we got a confused starfish an artistic crab a very stupid alligator and this thing also we got the main cast here in the middle feeling very stranded and very helpless to amend the situation they're in snow white and the seven clever boys snow white and the seven clever boys what is that [ __ ] name who made this i'm not gonna get over that i absolutely guarantee you i'm never gonna get over that name i'm a clever boy put me in huh put me on that give me in that but i digress this game starts off with like a film not quite so long ago and not so far away near the seventh town across the seventh river there was a beautiful forest kept perfectly in order by seven clever and thoughtful young boys and here they are and here they are let's get right to it come on first there was cubby who's like a small bear a small bear in what sense is this child like a small bear he's not even wearing a bear on a t-shirt or anything and then there was big basil who was huge well for a boy he was huge that's too late narrator you already called get fat it's no going back and then sunny who took care of the plants and the animals what and was also a very racist depiction of a black person this game was approved by sony with that in it nice call guys really good one also maybe you know next time don't take too much fashion advice from uncle sam and the harlem i'll globetrotters it now oh sick lyrics dude sick song get out of here yeah you're right now the real game if you could call it that is just absolute nothingness it's literally just mini games of sliding puzzles jigsaw puzzles and coloring books i don't know what convinced someone that this is the thing that they should make for the world to see but you out there who made this i got one thing to say to you all right follow your dreams but not this hard don't don't follow him so hard that this happens but follow your dreams [Music] well done back to menu next well i think we covered it all i think that's everything i feel unexplained joys and sorrows but alas i am synthetic all right chuck come on i'm doing something here dress up who oh i got you this is a mistake well actually dress up who is a website i guess with dress-up games and girl games we got poo kitchen slacking it's girl games we got clean up horse farm two no boys allowed also i gotta check out clean up horse farm one sometimes sounds sounds pretty good easily the most fascinating thing about this website is its section on frozen games which there are so many of but nothing nothing comes close to the majesty of the crowning jewel of this website the one the only elsa frozen brain surgery frozen brain surgery what i cannot even fathom this at this moment i'm truly dumbfounded it's elegant it's wonderful it's got a low chance of survival oh my god right there right number right in the brain nighty night elsa it's magical well i elsa i think i i i see the problem i see where you might where you might be having some problems just gonna just gonna remove these off you elsa just don't worry okay the rock we're getting the rock right out of your brain and like nothing ever happened this game was barely girly enough for me i'm gonna need to see a more great girl games please [Music] you know this is [ __ ] right up there she is let's measure that baby how big is that baby yeah that's about that's the size of a baby everyone yeah that baby's got a heart too unlike the creator of this [ __ ] how many of these are there this is a thing is this just like an unknown genre [Laughter] what the [ __ ] no you are the most adorable baby in the world i wouldn't say that oh my god you're just gonna walk away you're gonna turn somebody's baby into a zombie and just gonna you would dawdle away your beautiful baby has a [ __ ] hand coming out of his head now you're just gonna look mildly disappointed she was she just walks away is there a procedure for zombification of baby just put a little ointment on it yeah get some of that just drop that in the petri dish get that horn yeah take the hand off see that was really bugging me oh he's fixed what the hell is this oh so don't give me that cheeky look alright you got yourself into this mess i'm the one helping you get out of it you're not doing me any favors here elsa baby birth elsa milking cow pregnant elsa foot check oh my god [Music] absolutely horrific elsa what you been doing uh out there why this my pregnant foot doctor how do these concepts sync up at least there's a nice snowman in the background oh what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh god oh gee oh lord in heaven why i'm gonna throw up i'm gonna actually throw up i'm not even oh my god i'm actually gonna barf i'm not [ __ ] around [Music] well i can firmly say i didn't like frozen four but that was a solid 10 10 for me gonna go watch that movie again give it give it a give it a two thumbs up i'm scarred for life this is not a joke this is not a part of that program this is for real i'm i can still see it beautiful wow what a ride thanks for watching

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Id: 0cDtd62-z7Q

Length: 53min 22sec (3202 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 02 2018