Bobby Lee's Umma | TigerBelly 213

hey guys had some dates coming up Portland Oregon September 26th to the 28th helium comedy club Oxnard California October 11th to the 13th 11alive san antonio texas october 18th to the 20th laugh-out-loud Arlington Virginia November 1st to the 2nd Arlington Drafthouse and Brea California at the Brea improv November 22nd in the 24th and go to Bobby Lee live.com for my websites to see the dates but um come see me thank you enjoy the show they're not because they haven't talked yet mom oh you have to look at my Wow yeah look at your mom when they when people open their mouths and the sound comes out then then this is mom this is Steve's best friend Bryce the best friend zone they love each other like war buddies and Steve loves this guy too George yeah do their best friends oh they don't look like friends right they look the enemy do they not like older brother what these guys are like Steve's older brother but they're white right oh he does it did you [ __ ] somebody else to make him know would you [ __ ] you [ __ ] God oh you did for you yeah oh let's start what's the matter no don't say God don't say God all right right they should never [ __ ] God you think God has a coach oh yes you know like a God oh we're like yeah so you think God has a penis everything everything vagina but even a butthole why would he eat a butthole no everything like us like in His image in His image oh he miss yeah that's what it says in the Bible like the image I don't you never read it you read that part chapter in that chapter you know we all look the same right but um you've never tried to write read the Bible I know more than you do you do like what do you know that creation and and what and utica want the resurrection everyone knows that mom I know but 666 what is that to people why she quit to you that's where Steve gets it the devil he will tell me about 6 my like he likes me yeah yeah well if I was born I had 666 on my head what would you have done would you a reporter I write so if I was born with 666 on my head you would not show me to anybody and just let the hair grow yeah but you know but you would know that I was yeah a diamond or the devil and maybe I'm Deema all right come on what if he lit he lit the neighbor's house on fire when he flicked it say at four years old oh no he can do that you would discipline me yeah would you turn me in would you tell the cops the police that he blipped the neighbor's house all I know I got put out in a fire and yeah put it out you would put it out yourself Yeah right murderer you and turn me in huh maybe parents maybe hide know you ha ha you would hide no I hide you oh you would hide me yeah so if I killed like 40 black kids no no why did I say block it reset that be sorry if I sold if I see if I kill don't say colors no race no race here yeah yeah yeah yeah crazy we don't do that yeah yeah you've never said the n-word no no what is that Wow no no no forward no forward when you came to America was there racism oh my god towards you yeah like tell me a story oh you know the one lady told me that I have a garlic smell oh they do smell like garlic well maybe it you know pours out from here but I brush my teeth yeah yeah so what you know I just cried oh you cried because his [ __ ] said you look some like [ __ ] garlic because at that time I was very young innocent Tina I know he was in America yeah oh wow Minnesota San Diego wait wait so a customer came in yeah so if you guys don't know my parents owned a clothing store called fashion gal know people that oh the wig store when you oh baby oh so when I was a baby talk closer into the mic why perfect oh I never have a mic I know I'm Hina I always yelling at this yeah yeah yeah so when you were armed who came to America there was a lot of racism but that all new and I experienced maybe when I speak a little more English yeah maybe you know damn afraid to me because I speaking yeah but what because you you're a single woman in America back in the late 60s in America mm-hm you could have you could have dated a white guy mom no because I met your daddy same here same here you keep yeah oh your father passed always I can say this you know I met one man wait wait you met wait let me say something when you came to America you met dad and you know people him before you met dad you met another good-looking man Korean guy or a white guy who young guy oh you never had white dick tomorrow no I'd never see one you know you seen a white dick before oh [ __ ] ever you want to see his no wise do a showy would show you wider than my husband yeah honestly mom and I I know listen I never lie I know you don't lie and you're an honest person you truth teller and that's what I love about you and I love the fact that you know I know that Dad dying was traumatic and disastrous for us but you know what the this the good part is is that you know this is the first time I think you've ever visited us this in this way ever yeah you were able to come out here yeah and you never were able to 50 years yes you know I never been out of it aside yeah he always he maybe loved me too much but you know watch me every movement I make yeah you were telling me earlier how even when you would think like have a crush on Warren Beatty oh my god yeah I couldn't watch his movie oh and Elvis Presley I couldn't hear his voice way so if he came home from work and you were watching a Warren Beatty movie he he wouldn't hurt you no no he would just turn it off I said why he goes you know you like him I don't want to watch his movie oh but but you said as you got older he stopped caring no it's a I got all the like sixty years old I'd say and I asked him do Stu jealous of me and I go no now eight years old the man got a look at the why should I walk yeah I was very section pretty oh [ __ ] you were sexy pretty back then on Danny like my side of my leg he likes your side leg to the [ __ ] beautiful yes you're like [ __ ] you know I never like put soap in Steve yeah it was a mas because really you know bad water for him little so by put steam you know Steven don't tell him I put he forgot all about it yeah and I put his mouth and I said abuse you know say one more water to Hong yeah you're gonna be in trouble he doesn't she was Abadis in a strong little boy who Steve yeah he was strong he used to Punk you a lot oh yeah when you were little nose little yeah wait what do you mean no woody my mistake I know when you get big using a fat no big eyes big bigger yeah so you wouldn't ever say that say no one knew who I was and I was lost you're describing somebody to about me describing me to somebody would you say that I was fat no I did them you or not okay like when you start to making money you eat too much that's not my phone that's my fault yeah I did this to myself oh yeah don't blame oh I'm not gonna play me yeah you like gummy candy ma I don't - I like it's you know hard - yeah this is just like one goes oh my god yeah so so when you came here in the 60s 1968 oh my god nobody in the people are you born before anyone in this room was born 1968 and then so you met dad and then once you started dating dad you never saw anybody else then neighbor I know but [ __ ] yeah so you've only seen Oh 50 years one go to none no you saw three penises oh yeah yeah blood penis blood venous blood penis we still got to go cheese yeah if you're listening right now when I say go - uh-huh that means dick in Korea that's right looks like that so whenever somebody said go to them means they know that then means that but we don't say it so what is the real word for penis then I don't know you don't know they never learned that no they never teach they never taught you the word real interesting what's the word they use for a vagina then I know but I just what is it I'm not gonna say the work will cut it out yeah but uh in somewhere Boise Idaho what's there we don't we don't say that because it's a similar to whatever you ask oh yeah yeah yeah this guy looks like an actor to you wait Warren Beatty which actor which actor does he look like oh he's in America right now but a Korean actor huh oh yes Daniel Dae Kim [Laughter] what do you think he's handsome or ugly handsome oh really yeah when I thought that he's a Korean girl but when you found out he was Filipino he became a he has a custom Korean face yeah yeah Filipino eyes and some Spanish - you know I was expanding oh yeah yeah don't you love kalila how what would I say yes yeah yeah I'm gonna be in strawberry good idea he's great yeah I told her - you love her right okay to see me hold my life to her like about one hour I think she said you talked to her here off we went to downtown LA today yes we went to Santee alley yeah and we found that clothing store she knows you guys a clothing store knows you what is this store who the guy the clothing store we went to Sonali he's old boy yeah and he told me he goes oh yeah you know oh [ __ ] I provide annoys you oh yeah I don't know what's the last time you're in Korea mom Oh 40 years ago oh but I made every 10 years I make renew my passport passport huh maybe some there you go no we will bring you there I think this year family should go together okay and because otherwise I don't have any place that stay yeah you know now have you my date today you see I don't have that hope you don't have to talk you sit but you ask me questions I know I mean can you put your mouth to the mic though yes thank you yes no you don't have to say anything but um but you asked me you don't have to answer oh yeah you don't answer but um you know I was gonna ask her well I was gonna ask about what Regina never talked about in public when the Waipa talked you know I know I know but you know what mom you know when I you know when I got sober right was it at a drug addiction mmm in high school of course and the way I wrote you to rehab I know you didn't and I remember saying to myself it's gonna have a relationship with my parents why they tell I tell them everything yeah right so I've you know where remember I used to go get prostitutes I used to tell you I know but I used to tell you everything that it's very uncomfortable to hear from my son's mouth oh it is yeah oh they won't tell me deep tears OD details you know so I just I did that then yeah okay you're a man there we go well there we go yeah although man's doing all the men's to mess up animals you know in creating my husband a husband I have to including him so nobody say bed yeah yeah yeah would you say mom that George him is the ugliest guy in the room why George that backfire with the hag why George in here and do that okay this guy my friend right you have no idea who you're in bed with right now it's okay ripe life yes Steve they're these guys and my brother's relationship is so deep yeah so don't even bring them up I don't like deep you know I look innocent but I know everything yeah how you doing I watched a lot of dramas I know you yeah but I wanted to say I'm sorry what you've been going through and it's been really hard for us oh yeah poor family I know are you been feeling I feel like better since I came here I'm not this room I mean came to LA yeah you know I you know like a free women now you know yeah because you're in Phoenix by yourself I'm not I know but still I I had the picture every night I can I be Lord you know every night every night and what he respond nothing try stop texting you he wasn't no mom I enjoy it but he never answered to me yeah elasticities say mom I love you what was he saying mom I love you and he said what's up you know but I really don't know what some means yeah and I asked Steven you know your brother say what so what what wash right you know tell them I tell him he was that's just asking you don't have to say nothing all right yeah what's up it's just hi what's going on you know in my mind I really don't understand what so what that means yeah get up make any sense you know I don't know what's up yeah yeah yeah what's up get up yeah what's up yeah yeah I ask every American so you know what what some is yeah because you know English it's really to me it's really uh I don't know a lot of things yeah like what Oh vo gue magazines name yeah yeah I don't know real meaning of what is the meaning of Vogue I feel like it's a fashion or like a dance I think vote is a style of posing yes possibly because Madonna did the vogue yeah yeah I think it's a it's a it's a I don't think anyone knows what Vogue nobody I study English every day yeah a lot of words really I don't understand you know yeah I've just been having a hard time mom Wow mom you've got all these skills that I'm not even aware of I have in my kitchen I have all about English Chinese and Korean you know she wants you want to learn Japanese I bought of my niece bought a book from us and to me here I never opened the books why would I open it and I didn't have a time yeah I didn't study yet mm-hmm but I have a book for you said you want to do you want to learn the guitar again I have to cancel every lesson because I come here I have to come here Oh [ __ ] yeah one sec oh dang no no no no esta mañana what does that mean tomorrow you come tomorrow Jorge speaks Spanish yeah you know when I talking be quiet okay why I learn foreign language why now I'm asking you why do I learn foreign language I don't know why answer me I don't know I just answered you born yelling answer me no because I don't wanna have a chimer oh that's wise that are not taking in a guitar yeah because you didn't buy the piano for me you know every time I ask him can you buy channel for me no computer but not be a computer in a house I know I say piano what a [ __ ] piano too lady what the [ __ ] yeah don't say [ __ ] Sorry Sorry what the day yeah so what he didn't buy piano for me yeah and I don't want to pay myself but he's always say mom you wanna have a new computer I say it's the same price why didn't he asking me buy piano you know so I that's why taking so I'm gonna get you [ __ ] up here because you're not gonna use it no you know I pretty you're not gonna play we had a piano in our house growing up I saw 40 I know but I'm not one time did I ever see you on it because when you went to school I practice myself and I don't know showing off yes my bad yeah yeah because you know I practice seven hours a day it's not good enough oh bring yeah and I know or the theories you know you know all the guitar theories are yeah piano same same theories yeah yeah okay I'm sorry for questioning you I'll focus okay thank you Mike I know you're my mom thank you that's amazing you know sorry to interrupt guys we have an amazing sponsor to tell you about Ridge wallet wallet I know my mom we're doing a dokay the rich guys um you know my grandmother got me a wallet back in the day was like this is leather everything and we fell apart real quick and people were able to scan my cards to get the information because they didn't 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thing right I don't think I'm processing it right now no you are little bit late and I mean you are going slow like Steve and I will look at in eyes you know in then we start crying even now we starting or looking eyes and if I like watery eyes he started crying but he never saw his emotions you know don't bother Rob you gotta get it out iiiiii honestly I don't know what's going on I I think about it every night I think III sit I'll sit down the edge of the bed and analyze what like what what am I feeling what is why am i I just don't know I've never been here before I don't know how to feel it's my first husband I lost yeah so how I feel you know I didn't know that's why you know right after his death I first cry because you know I didn't expected that you know I thought he realized he's never gonna come back to me you know this is why how we go throw together yeah yeah yeah it's been hard yeah well I mean we had up and downs you know one time I hate him I'm gonna people's him after kids growing up you know but then you guys growing up Wow he treated me so nicely so I just didn't see policy man will live up to hearing yeah yeah I mean I think that um when week the kids moved out of the house he got better for my mom because he relaxed more maybe no pressure the pressure the discipline I do you know all the education I didn't do nothing he just make money but everything has minor even moving I have to pack everything even litter item he just not comes in a new house she's doing yeah get it done babe as I am my tolerance oh so he did that too yeah I bet my job and raising kids they might victimize up put in the house attached to my job no I hire the cleaning lady but but I got a watcher to do it you know yeah he never in Bourbon it's cool you know your curricular activities now because I followed them you know like tennis Kennison and soccers and soap the board and what is if arrest we never [ __ ] play song we never [ __ ] played softball mom we did wrestling and I love you that was weird you guys Vonda that's nice because I look like him i watch his movie like 10 years I want to say this mom that I guarantee you that bad guy saying that guy is this guy maybe you know but he died told it twice older than he boys twice also in the future I think he's old are you in your twenties right or thirty thirty yeah maybe we might have to show him my mom the video I just wanna show her what she'll be disciplined she'll be disappointed in me I wasn't used to be really fat used to be really fast there's a video of MC by looking at it when you wait it's a lot heavier yeah I'm having a once-a-day Mir yeah so I have a lot you know in a minute fasting Wow your body's kind of squarish now it's weird it's a good or bad yeah it's so it's you know it's it's funny to see what I got from my parents though you know because my mom and my dad are completely completely polar opposites like my mom's more art music movies even mute movies and how you peel the bananas Oh even burn I know you know Holly what do you mean from bottom up is my own toilet paper yeah I go under he go up under - I know you going up eyes are wide I didn't put that or he didn't I was watching this more easier no mom when you wipe your don't come on I know I know but when you go to the bathroom right how do you wipe back to front or front to back when I will just give me back but when I get fat down oh so you go front you wipe this way that's weird you don't even know what direction is the correct right what is the correct direction front to back yeah okay what are you angry about asked us about I know you're right mom those kind of dirty questions yeah we just talking about beautiful things you know yeah you're the one memory that I have they feel bad about me about you and I what is that one time you pick me up from camp and you push I push you yeah oh my god now he's pushing me away wait so you dropped him off no no what happened was I yeah a summer camp yeah where they picked us up in a yellow boss took us into the forest for a month and came back yeah and so all the kids are like getting off of the boss and I was on the bus I remember thinking and people were kids were hugging their parents but some cool kids weren't they're like hey mom right and getting in the car and that's what I wanted to do but my mom wanted to do dry mouth kisses and the whole thing it's what pushed her and what I did that it brought I could see it breaking her heart you know I'm I always when I go to hit skroe of Stevens I always put on makeups oh yeah because I don't want you to push me like that I'm very sorry I'm sorry I'll never sign you bad about it so I brought it up I feel bad I'm never gonna do that again near burn I'll never push it's trying to help and then just you know you dealing with just the whole I mean it's the whole life I know the whole thing the whole thing is beautiful isn't it beautiful what life some something I know but like when I look at that you know like my shoots or not you pass yes yes you're just so bad I thought I grew up very poor yeah but when I look at all over the world I wasn't that bad yeah and I thought I'm better because my friend called me peanuts I'm so small and my faith well your friends called you peanut I was the nickname peanut small us in the class not now I'm small no God with Korean religion no I'm not music I'm regularly almond yeah yeah but then you know and I thought I wasn't pretty but they'd loves me enough oh mama if I posted a photo of you as a young woman once and the internet went insane I'm not kidding you sideways she's so uh your mom back in the day you're very pretty back then so Diaz Wow yes why did you got so jealous of me yeah I was pretty until 50 years old right I get bad after 60 years old yeah I'm not gonna tell my age right now no I'm all for 70 good so you know what mom from from now on for the rest to me right that's all you gotta say I think it to you I know yet everybody said you are the bestest sundae ever known really my or my sister gets jealous over see you [ __ ] in this room you guys think that I'm a tyrant no he's in that [ __ ] it he's a [ __ ] mom oh my god I buy you can okay a piano of course can we go chat saw no never no I like I love top quality that's where you get that from top that yeah so I think that's another thing I get from her which is everything picked best we want the best food whatever she thinks the best is yeah at the time right I had that same thing which is weird you know he last month I came all right because of his daddy he bought her shoes mm-hmm you know it's a green shoes whatever mom you know so I brought with me when I brought my husband the remains so I gave to him he said mom I'm not gonna wear then why did he buy you know I said that he pay so much money you know see she saw you know oh yeah yeah yeah where is it I you gave it to me the blue converse I say why you know what's right mom don't bring it back he's not anywhere from you know I would you I guess that for me never would a weird [ __ ] I know but then my brother got quiet yeah right he's quiet sometimes serious temper yeah but they get innocent [ __ ] that he does you're that kid thing he does I think he gets that from you he came from knows Oh eating those boogers I saw once once you saw Steve eat his boogers once No [Laughter] most kids doing when now he eats it about you know never my earwax and I was young when I was yeah that's what have you ate your booger I never ate bothered not one time I don't remember you super pause for a second no I don't remem as a kid yeah kids okay you don't use you've never done it so what would you guess no I like I did at geek but I never eat all right we will not that's porn all right oh it's a class thing oh it's a hunger thing a snack thing yeah yeah I never just have never heard that before I never hungry people eating their boogers I know I've never heard that though I know I know first time ever forget it we'll forget well edit that out yeah yeah yeah anyway so you're gonna come out here more often then huh do you mind I love it of course I know you're gonna say that but we hang out way more than you hang out that's why I or I think you are the Kyoto Vermeil no I'm not tired I have a lot of energy don't raise your voice no I think we everyone loves you mom do they do yeah um me too I brought up so I brought my mom said the other night when she caught into town it was like 2:00 in the morning yeah and I go 1:00 in the morning I go let's go to the Comedy Store I said okay nobody dare you say I said there's nobody there's late but there was a lot of people like today you say I don't have to say nothing like a yeah I talk to you more than you know well that was a trick you know that so we were dry walkie and she there's two people that did a head to toe like analyzing before she even said anything one guy she walks by and this is my mom and my mom looks Jeff Ross right then another guy stands up right this is Lee hi and walked up and she couldn't even get the words out to say hello because she didn't know what she was looking at twenty Hinchcliffe she look at his body like this he's very skinny and weird-looking yet but she was a hit there and it's been uh I'm so glad you came out mom it was very ears what I said to him 20 years ago Jeff and I told him I know him 40 80 that's right yeah yeah yeah and then I said that later when you said about Jeff and I said they had HIV you said should I wash my hands like that sorry to interrupt guys but we have an amazing sponsor you guys goat is you know it's wonderful it's their family to us basically gold goat calm is the safest way to buy and sell authentic sneakers online we buttons five pairs already mm-hmm from goat they all have thousands of styles from the past and president even shoes that you are yet to be released all are guaranteed authentic to buy coat [Music] easy to Jordans to Gucci's goat gives you access to 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belly enjoy the rest of the show so what do you want to talk about now now kylos turns yeah no no I like hearing you guys talk we had a good time today yeah into swimming we had we went down town and we went swimming together and we'd like you know tell each other all their stories and snow we're not got it we're not gonna tell you and then we listed all the guys that we found attractive yeah island along Warren Beatty Elvis Presley Elvis Presley Records Gregory Peck uh-huh who else did we like you didn't really like Paul Newman a lot he's and am i okay I'm gonna say Paul Newman was the sexiest man ever to live maybe some mobbin but not to me yeah who do you think Appa you think dad is sexy yeah you know a dark face and he just kind of you know not poor but you know my size yeah yeah perfect for me young and then we were talking about the idols of Korea BTS BTS I love oh he hated EXO EXO and we were tiny you know and we were talking about how like how they manufacture a lot of these boy bands and after if they don't make it like there's a high rate of sand I'd yeah oh my god you know one of the shiny boy yeah he saw cited two years ago no ex oh boy - right yeah yeah oh they're famous yeah B for BTS they were more famously what parent did I know the guy Henry Lau what was he in I don't know they go they recycle recycle them yeah cuz I did a movie with a with a with a Korean pop star henry lau i know one handy he's a super junior from canada henry lau yeah yeah yeah he's from Canada yeah so when I went when I went to Thailand - did the movie with them huh the he had hundreds of women girls sleeping in tents outside his hotel yeah yeah so I know I know so like baby face baby face yeah look your son's famous Henry let's be in Henry up there to the right yeah to the right oh yeah that's him and that's me yeah so whatever super junior-m from berkeley music I know I know him and he was in Korean are like a variety show yeah I know I know I am I said I I have the photo of them I know him by you don't know everything I know that's true that that cute shirt look at that cute shirt I was wearing in the san diego oh there's lots to again like boy yeah he looks like I say 17 yeah showing up yeah Stephen is like a 14 years old I'm not kidding to me yeah young boys yeah even watching my brother with you leave with you is like oh we act like I can kiss ya and I pour him if you fight one more time I'm not gonna see you guys because that one time in Arizona you just left him at the mall without telling him Castillo to the bathroom yeah so Steve went to the bathroom and then when he came out he couldn't find you because he just left him no he's a better than he left on the highway listen I've been acting weird I can't help it like even when we were at the shabu-shabu plays and I went we create a meltdown I put everything in the dead poor uh-huh like bowling boy yeah mom that's not the way to it and we look at me say one way I mean you know yeah that's at the polling and it Mahmut is he like disappears and reappears Gilbert you see like it he thinks of my favorite person I think yeah yeah why what do you keep going to him for you like to me it looks like career knocking yeah yeah you like Gilbert though you like that water like you like that water okay yeah yeah is it good you don't like it yeah aqua yeah yeah I just don't speak yeah but I know the spelling yeah so I just wanna let lets if we go to Korea where do you want to go first my hometown poukai and um you know where I grown up what's it called little you know they remember you lost your watch what happened when he went the career and with Stephen and some guys bigger guys who came to him give me that watch and he gave it to him you just gave a watch these street gangs oh and he come mom some boy I was crying I were walking to remember because it was one of those calculate back then they didn't have that yeah it's so good goes let me in Korea he goes let me look at that and I gave it to him and then they pushed me and they walked away laughing with the watch you know they didn't know the language and also small and I remember coming home crying you know I tell him anybody's cute you know something you don't give it to them everything you have yeah you know yeah yeah yeah but you you give to it I know I know Mom I was scared I've never seen a street gang before me do tell do it hello hola okay that's enough what about me we don't want to talk anymore no we want you to keep talking we want you to keep talking do I talk good oh yeah I like their stories yeah whenever I watch a Korean variety show yeah if I were him I should say beers and bad you know I analyze every show you know you do yeah even dramas you know all right the show you know we started show called rookie historian oh yeah yeah it's pretty good do you like it oh they are good-looking boy there though which one is he the one the the younger brother cuter oh he's a good good-looking yeah he's he's a genius okay like a face yeah he's the one who wants to be the writer write yeah yeah yeah yeah right ladder what is this that house that not terrace house terrace houses Japanese no this is a show on Netflix called rookie historian it's a Korean history yeah nineteen nineteen hundred's whoa and it's a it's a drama then yeah oh I see is it good it's fun yeah I always watched good-looking boys you know physical looking okay that main character this this kid yeah [ __ ] cute huh and you know how tall he is hundred six feet tall oh wow so if he hit on you would you go out with him no why it's not right ethics I gotta think about oh so if this good-looking Korean actor it doesn't matter if he called you and it says hey hey yeah yeah and he goes if you want to go you want to hook up you want to go hang out would you hang out with him under my bed but she also like you also like Shawn Mendes oh yeah you like Justin Bieber Justin Bieber uh-huh and one direction one direction oh [ __ ] hair I don't follow you you like Westlife oh yeah where's the life love ya love ya yeah and Shawn in Cory and Shawn Shawn Shawn the Korean guy babe way home way big in sha UN that Shawn Shawn the same thing but he only has that one name right no Kim yeah bhishan Kim no that not that Shang on the others younger his largest name is just Shawn yeah son Kim can you join the show on the way home Oh beautiful music to me you were listening to it the other day remember when she was playing it on this oh yeah yeah I was good what is it is it Shawn Sen oh Sh aun not know him yeah it should be him he has a good voice yeah that's him huh always cute no I'm not talking about the he's a song already something I don't way home okay you should listen I'm going to it's a sport yeah what are we doing time you want to do an unhelpful yeah can I ask you one question what you're good where if you can travel anywhere in the world right now where do you want to go that you do yeah after Korea I know England mmm cuz you like the British yeah I love Harry Styles yeah like Harry Potter's you love Harry Potter bring over the that's what it is Lord of the Rings yeah the ring of the Rings and then where you were with Game of Thrones second season episode I'm gonna watch a seven and who were your favorites the little guy English well tyrion i watch it yeah he's a small but he's a very intelligent and smart yeah and he kind of a control his sister who is a queen yeah I like that yeah you like a sister no I like that little man what about um Josh no you like King Joffrey offeree not the king the kid the blond kid you like him I don't like bad things Martha yeah yeah I like you you love her you don't like the girls I like yeah yeah I had things I'm gonna go how House it today you don't have a ride I have to walk to barback yeah all right at the end of the shows we do a thing called um it's singing no we could change it to singing sing you missing it nobody you don't understand I know I don't know anything it's accordion you know the song that you I know talk that there's a song you know which one the one with Halsey yeah oh don't you you don't know you like that one with Hong Kong no Kim hae young ji I don't know V V Kim K home Kim dae-jung find a find a heat a severe average special not because he's the number one handsome boy but he's not the one who speaks English right oh that's a dungeon that's not Kim Nam zoom like monster Oh know who you're talking about the guy with a really good the best voice yeah yeah yeah he's good-looking yeah I mean he's ideal for me too for boys looking but when he maybe get old yeah but the thing is is here's the thing I hate about Korean that that whole thing is makeup oh no it's not that it's just that it's not based on its looks has so much to do with it yeah we love it I know but what I'm saying is that I understand that but there are singer and singers out there and songwriters out there yeah good aren't good-looking that never get a shot in Korea too bad I don't want that I know but what I'm saying is I don't consider accordion things I know you don't control the Korean things they have composer too they make music they write it I know okay sing but what I mean wrong I have a question for you yes if you if Bobby and Steve Ritz have lived in Korea what do you think they're like we have a chance never have a chance in Korea to grow up what do you mean I would have survived no because you don't want no you don't want to go to college Korea it's the end over the world you know you gotta go to a good college but even I like you know prettier you gonna go other way maybe you know you think that he would have me you know you what you are no you don't like a study you know how much I pushed you I know I wanted to go is that if Steve and I grew up in Korea that we would have survived you couldn't we were died no not that idea I mean you know I survived man you see you know like though you don't go to college or something why you go with the college thing again it doesn't work I know this pressure I'm not special I'm special no I was I know what I did was that you pure my son you a special okay so we do at the end I think called unhelpful advice and they basically people ask us questions and we give them help what happen you'll see on health advice with Bobby kalila and GD reading some of these questions I think there's just an overall theme if you can give three pieces of advice to young people mmm-hmm what would you give all your wisdom or my wisdom I mean if I'm a career yeah anyone yeah okay if I'm in Korea I say you know you got a stud when you are young because otherwise it's a harder to survive in Korea mmm what do you mean you don't know what does that mean you have the study go study be honest is honest the goes hole your life like me and then courage you have to have a hope and you know think to grow up the things very important to me thank you I love you I love you so uh I mean you guys have three pieces of advice he wants to talk about honesty my advice to you is this you got to figure out what you want to do what you love doing right then what's the next first one uh did I know you end you know you enjoyed the whatever you like yeah you like a so you enjoy which one which one Bobby anyway might forget it honestly forget it when I tell ya alright so three pieces advice that three pieces of advice is this I love your parents they're okay no it's not the second one you love your brother you love a climber that's for war no special number the second thing I would give them is you have to lie as much as you can yeah yeah opposite of honesty I told you not to lie I know but I'm doing my own thing baby all right so I lie like crazy person we have to lie sometimes wide lie to survive okay that's what I'm saying that's what I'm [ __ ] saying Bob about white lies we still we still live go and say [ __ ] things why we we needed yeah because when you look at an ugly person oh you are ugly you can say that they are yo good looking in are you so just look at George right now and go you're very good looking no oh yeah in Korea [Laughter] good-looking American side yeah yeah so here's a lot of competition he's gotta try really hard you know sorry that's all I wanted out of you this whole night it's good is that one thing yeah yeah you're right honestly is I don't like people smile smile yeah but you've never seen anything like it no inside that inside you I'm sorry for exposing you for so many ugly people it's okay he's good-looking about yay surprise yeah thank you well that was um Wow you could have done I'm sorry I cannot come every week it won't be the last it's the beginning mm-hmm beginning what beginning tomorrow you're gonna go home tomorrow you will do it again you will do it again no I'm gonna come Tuesday yeah yeah you're gonna leave and come back you stayed to Sunday yeah skip my name Martyna smart ass anyway I'm um I'm sorry what we went through but no what mom I think no I'm ending it are you i yeah yeah but I think that um this was a good beginning and maybe some more down the road who knows god I feel great about it and I'm so glad that you could fill in and Bobby loves me I love you so much mom and you know you beat out Rob Schneider he gave me money I love him I love money so give my mom a round of applause and tell her I love you she doesn't have she doesn't have any handles you don't you don't have a handy you have Instagram or anything like that do you it's okay Instagram Facebook you know my facebook all the actors there you looks lately good-looking not good-looking I know but you know that I'm not right did you see a high school picture oh very handsome you look like an actor I do right yeah you ruin yourself you look surprised but now I don't look like that I [ __ ] it up your later on anyway it was she was great give her another we'll be back with some housekeeping hey guys big ups to our sponsors George wrote that for helping us keep 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Length: 69min 44sec (4184 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 26 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/gookcheese]

Bobby! give that lovely lady a grandchild already. She deserves it.