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better way to cook a cook knock knock who's there Frankie Lim Oh Frankie Lim whoo [Music] but anyway we'll check out blu-ray per 5 4 3 2 1 1 2 3 1 2 3 3 1 2 3 1 2 3 3 chandelier chandelier hanging from a chandelier welcome to Tiger Valley Tom I'm your captain I'm your leader yes I'm your leader Captain Bob slept King young Bobby young Lee in the house that's right doc I got um flat faced jungle jungle what's uh what's uh right there flat face jungle jungle can't see me yeah I got my kuchi kuchi right here man hoochie coochie all day every day my friends yeah yeah you know and we got a squirt we got white white [ __ ] ugly white we have the ugliest whites working here we got [ __ ] serial killer white around with a fin lips you don't trust Finland do you see that nose look at that nose anyway um yo so seriously dude like I have all kinds of relations I have relations with the comedy community and I I've known some dude heads comedy heads long for a long time bro you know mean likes from the days do oh [ __ ] and um I don't know who oh yeah yeah yeah sure I don't know his name anyway I met dude so our guest today I met him I was in La Jolla yeah don't do that don't do that snot magic don't do magic in front of me don't like magic oh there's a hair there so back in the day man I was like 1996-97 whatever AM Olympics what Olympics that's a woman looking for 96 oh [ __ ] yeah Olympics do it 96 bro yeah okay alright anyway I was at the open mic you know at the Comedy Store and the skinny Filipino kid with curly hair he had a hair back then I Michael ah ha ah ha ha yuck - beggars let me friend he had an accent I don't know that's what I heard anyway hey we got Jo koy here is how it worked or what bro no that was good yeah yeah yeah dead on dead on yeah and you lived in Vegas right uh yeah mhm and you were working at what The Mirage I was working dude when I met you I was working at another place called Alexis Park Mirage was my promotion yeah so you're at Alexis Park first yeah I was that Alexis part is that place it was a their whole thing was a five-star resort we don't we don't cater to gamblers that place isn't around anymore yeah yeah yeah it's like having a bar in Ireland we don't serve liquor yeah yeah just good - yeah yeah great with a good or no I'm not crafty sometimes I'm not fast thank you so you worked it but didn't you shovel Tiger [ __ ] I did dolphin tours and then we tiger [ __ ] dolphin tours in Vegas yeah that's at the [ __ ] first place that was Mirage yeah and the Mirage you did you did dolphins I did dolphins and tiger [ __ ] yeah it's a mirage yeah you had a shovel who was at Siegfried and Roy's sorry I had to know I had to clean seek Ford [ __ ] you didn't mean yeah Siegfried always came through Roy never came through all right easy nice seafood Rosa is so funny because when you look at it I don't know if anyone gives a [ __ ] thank you give a [ __ ] word they were they were Vegas staple your own yes Liberace was a [ __ ] Vegas sable bro but people don't know that people don't know [ __ ] even don't know that uh Mark Wahlberg was [ __ ] Marky Mark [ __ ] that's true anyway sorry premium [ __ ] I apologize so anyway Siegfried and Roy they were a big Vegas act and they had Tigers and [ __ ] right Tiger [ __ ] one of them got eaten which one the one boy the Roy that the one that never seen you never met the delicious one no the one that everyone yeah the Tigers enjoyed that one yeah I think Freud Siegfried was the one that petted all the time why was the magician listeners here's a [ __ ] lesson to you my friend that's Tiger pet the [ __ ] time yeah because if you don't they'll he'll eat your shoulder okay see that's the part that Entertainment Tonight didn't say yeah Roy wasn't the handler dude if I was at that show I was the Magette that show though I stood up how great would that show be oh yeah it's a show of the year yeah where that circus Olay remember the guy fell didn't stop the show they danced around so you did that and they were so I remember you living in an apartment there and then we did a show yeah at was what year is that 97 you think 98 was 90 I don't know 96 96 maybe and you were going to UNLV or no no of course you're not educated no just like I am yeah I went to you know he I know she did and we did this show in the theater there what I did explain the grind man [ __ ] disrespect me here the [ __ ] so you had I I had a vision I had a vision I saw Bobby Lee the only the only Asian comics that I saw that that inspired me said I was so into comedy was Margit show and like Henry Cho I can't even remember the ones that I could see it like on like on cable uh-huh you know that we're coming off frequently and then when I went to La Jolla cuz this comic got me he knew the manager there and got me on and I saw Bobby Lee and my head blew up I was like oh my god because I was weird-looking no you were funny you're you're a Korean you know me you're like you're you were like yo this is Bo's your first impression of me I thought you had no I don't to say it yeah yeah that was [ __ ] no down like you had a little bit of [ __ ] you know what do people see they don't know a lot of people say that when people in the community a lot of people say no but when they say it it really I don't know why you're laughing George okay cuz in terms of whites you're like a 200 that's a lot like you eat worthless you want them to stay around and work for and he has talk show first of all did you really believe that I was [ __ ] a joke sorry can I explain myself yeah go ahead because they don't know they only know good-looking Bobby with the good rock-and-roll hair and the missing tooth they really know that guy they only know good-looking rock'n'roll Bobby hot hot rock and roll to cat hair and beanie like they only know that one yeah onesie shirt onesie shirt that's all they know I know Bobby high and used to take a shirt not a small comb those a scone yeah a black coat and then he makes the hair porno and your hair and you know my hair this big you know one day and what now mark can I finish let me explain why I thought you had Down's syndrome gosh yeah let me show you like I'm not just trying to be funny I know I know you wrote we are oh yeah we're really hurting my feelings but go ahead no really Bobby so we go to La Jolla yeah and the guy the emcee goes oh my god this kid killing it out here huh yeah I mean he's we got to hurry up cuz bosses and then they go Bobby Lee everybody crowd goes crazy he's a local favorite right and then he does his see where his eyes are kind of like yeah cuz he was kind of doing a STONER yeah yeah then he had this big like hair and then he blew his head cook him forever to get to the microphone yeah oh he's he's special yeah yeah but you know what that's called mugging yeah I was [ __ ] mocking to the crowd you're like a piece of yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I would go up there right I would mess up my hair and you know my opening line was I'm not really Asian I just woke up two-minute applause breath rushed there you go yeah [ __ ] applause break I stood I know but then we went to your Vegas show that you set up and there was like ten people there and that was after family you know what it was terrible but let me explain why why because no because no airplay and I'm glad you're telling this you're I drove all the way over there because there's a lot of comics and if you want to get personal and real on your show yeah there's a lot of comments that come up to us and ask us how how do you get to that that place that you're at well this is what I did I rented out that theater because no one was in Vegas they didn't have open mics like you did like if you want to go play catch horizon start you had to be a headliner from LA yet to play seven days yeah yeah yeah so I went to UNLV and and my cousin Mona was kind of like a alumni there she was a cheerleader for the running rebels back you know so she goes I know the the Filipino Association they'll rent out that that room for you for free I mean and I told them I got these Asian come comics and it would be great to like show support for Asian comics that are coming up the show be free just let us you rent it out for us and she'll be free to the students uh-huh and they go do you know I said no did you tell anybody about the show though oh you're not listening to the story like I get it you want to go to the punchline and that's why you're still here there's an art poorness story - yeah yeah got it really give it a job there's ingredients in go ahead go tell go for Luther he's bomb holes in it do the slow burn yeah so uh I they said no and it was the Filipino studio Student Association they said no to me and I was like really it better get a bit laughs at the end this [ __ ] story there is no sorry it's just inspirational our era and I'm gonna tell you what happened there better be a payoff they're good okay I was dating the girl I was dating white girl friend she was killed yeah Jennifer and Josh and she had a co-worker that was actually going to that school and he was in a frappe white boy all white guys yeah and he goes I'll rent it out what's the big deal and he signed the waiver hmm he signed the waiver and the only people that came to that show and I even went back to the Filipino Student Association and I said hey I got someone to rent to for us can you at least come and support and they still didn't support oh they still didn't come and no one came I put fliers all over the school and the only people that came was at that fraternity and they brought their sorority remember that there was like maybe 15 yeah yeah my dad came and anything that's the grind oh and that and I was still able to pay you because I went to all these local businesses and I made a program and I made sponsors that's how I was able to pay you so yeah is that I didn't care that it was empty I was happy that we were on staying and asking is that the end of the story and then I had to [Laughter] know I know your your show should have some kind of inspiration and in the middle that's the thing though I totally the Filipinos didn't yes so crazy that no Asians showed up but you got to remember the time frame Bobby and I were kind of like kind of like the topic comers like no one's really seen like yeah not Asian comics before like now there's a lot but back then it was literally just Bobby and I'm Margaret Cho and Henry tor like the ones that were kind of like the headliners out I mean literally there was no one I mean it's like I remember this is before Bobby got premium blend this is before Bobby got MADtv this is just Bobby like like nobody I don't know anybody no you weren't open Micah you were like I was like a crowd favorite at La Jolla everyone was always open mic [ __ ] not no it's not man yeah I got two other comics you were kind of like legend like there was like oh [ __ ] that's Bobby Lee there's no your ass yeah I have another thing too I'm concerned about I'm gonna just read you something okay no don't do that don't miss first so the other last week ago Bobby it's joke or just Bobby if there's personal [ __ ] I don't know I'm gonna read the whole thing I will just read Bobby is joke or I'll edit this out if you don't want it no you won't yeah I sort of got it well you don't even have a proper surrounding it's an real I said I feel like when I go I said are you okay there you go we're better now are you really concerned yeah jerk how are you that's [ __ ] rude well you are a piece of [ __ ] no you are my face you want to see concerned you want to see my shirt I'm gonna do this okay all right sir go see you're joking around again leave it right there that was good come on let me do it again one more time I swear to God your concern looks like you're holding your own shot yeah let me try all right I'm with are you okay right yeah that's why I asked you are you concerned I don't are you okay no no no yeah yeah who says do stuttering to make you something concern though I'm concerned we don't have to get into what you're going through by missing I was concerned and that's the past you know thank you yeah I really appreciate you going through a tough time yeah yeah but she is healthy your wife yeah your girlfriend you guys get married soon you're gonna get married she's guy did you meet her she just came out I mean all of a sudden she's the thing you know what happened he's been around for a long time I know a couple years all right no well now yeah but she's been in my life for about 12 years Wow yeah I didn't know that yeah yeah how aback you four off and on just to stupid people that's all it was we finally realized ah yeah yeah we really what was she living she was uh in a cave much money yeah and then I say machine la that was you know she yeah I'm joking by the way she was in LA yeah she had a great yeah she yes she's cute you guys look good together happy we're adorable it's like you and your lady yeah yeah I mean more so your lady but like well you're a cute couple a being sponsored by Hawaii and raw what the [ __ ] does that mean on your [ __ ] pop body right now do you want the real answer yeah why so what the whole space Mayor Tom Selleck you still have that arm shabu-shabu restaurant yes where's that in Vegas it's in Vegas and you're more than welcome is it good after you love chopper shabu is a good duh yes it's amazing Bobby yeah what do you have any slice dog my god what's in there oh that's is it good are you going for the easy of co-venture do you have cocoa bay yeah yeah probably meat in there yes I have that's that's generic that's nothing compared to what I have oh really what do you want I have Wagyu oh yeah Wagyu yeah yeah yeah I have mammoth meat of mine where's your restaurant right where's your restaurant it's in [ __ ] Beverly Hills right now today mammoth meat and can you find mammoth bro no I have it that's a $10,000 a slice yeah yeah Mel job out dude I got [ __ ] pulled her up [ __ ] i polar bear posing I've heard so I've heard it's good so good cold but yeah it's cool that the [ __ ] fit part yeah yeah yeah alright why how Joseph good did you Clint how's your stuff but the real is this did you wanna you and I let's be real did we have a falling out we never had a falling out yeah but we were hanging out a lot okay you suffer from I guess anxiety what do you suffer from wow you want to get into my shed yeah yes be okay every time I'm around Bobby it's always bite my nail biting my nail and then he goes crazy and then he leaves me am i not lying it's been our friendship for a long time like when we were working on the pilot together what'd you do last time you guys saw each other yeah he was fighting the sales in the parking lot mama ba you don't understand Joe you don't understand you don't yeah yeah have any left and then he left and then as he was fading away you could still see his ass crack because yeah never wears a belt so you and I didn't have I could yeah last conversation you have with me in that car yeah I forgot what building were you you really did inspire me you did kick me in the ass I was going through a shitty time at that time yeah so and I understood your Netflix special is killing it and you know I paid for that and that's partially due to you what you paid for your own Netflix special yeah if you wait you independently produced it and then they bought it yeah they didn't want it at first then um okay this is how it went down it was because I shot a 2016 so I was asking them 2015 but I was already offered my third with Comedy Central but I wanted Netflix yeah so I played my card wrong but I guess it was right yeah since I waited so long for Netflix Comedy Central was like well we're good we already got our roster yeah so at that point they weren't coming to see me and I was just not understanding why I'm like yo I'm sold out two weeks in a row here two weeks in the wrong yeah come see what's going on here like I deserve a special whatever and then whatever the case may be they were busy whatever was their schedule has already booked for 2017 and I was like well [ __ ] what do I do do I wait till 2018 or do I shoot it myself and try and get back into you know shoot it edit it and hand it to him the right way they don't have to worry about scheduling or anything and I chose to do that that's a smarter way to go you have conditional also but you have control the way it looks I have trouble understanding who up top doesn't understand that you need to be on Netflix like I think is there's a good matter there I don't think it was that they didn't know I think it was just that they already had the roster done for 2017 but it's still a business right if I'm seeing something if I'm seeing a lineup and I'm seeing that you want to come in to me it boggles my mind that it wasn't an easy decision to be like absolutely yeah I was kind of hurt imperially hurt my feelings man cuz I was just like wow dude like I'm selling out everywhere just on my own yeah like this was without TV or anything like I'm doing two weeks at Irvine two weeks at Brad I know I go on the road and they go oh yeah Joe just did two weeks here yeah especially at San Jose San Jose yeah he does two weeks in Irvine ha go on Chicago Schaumburg right yeah Ontario yeah yeah I mean I know I get it but it was just kind of like wow I I didn't understand why but I didn't care like like um like someone told me is like stay in your lane like you know I mean just and Elaine like don't worry about what's in your right lane your left leg just stay right here you know I see all these other cats that that I know that we're getting on and I wasn't like I could have sat there and went I don't [ __ ] get it why are they getting it yeah like I've been in this business this long and they give it like I don't want to do that cuz they deserved it too yet I deserved it there we go every guy every comic in the business yeah and even actors they all compare themselves with other people yeah yeah it's just human nature yeah you don't think that I Drive down the street and go how the [ __ ] did that guy get it exactly I mean by you just but if you do that your whole life and career then your end you'll you'll end up just having a career of complaining about other people's gear I exactly know but that's only a fleeting thought and then I try to go you know what he's your friend be happy for you know I talked myself into yes being grateful and and enjoying their success but my first sometimes initial response just the primitive one is out of like jealousy and I hate that about myself I love that now you said that that's cool yeah I hate yeah it's just an animal interesting animal instinct it's um it's it's the doggie dog it's it's fight for we're in Hollywood this is everyone wants one thing here yeah and and you're right but that's the quitting but it's not the way to do it to be honest with you because it's like when you're like that you're just always angry and James say last week assassinate the ego yeah yeah man yeah yes assassinate the ego that's what he said hard to do yeah it really is yeah especially cuz you know for a lot of you guys like the careers of being in the industry is very labile it's like you have your Peaks and you go back down and you got your Peaks again yeah but even it seems like even with you when you're at your peak you don't see that you're at the peak which is problematic because I don't think that you're always just because I'm not the I'm at the peak I'm not at the peak yet but even when you're having a good moment yeah stop and appreciate that yeah and it scares me yeah I know I'll be honest II you know that is something that I'm still struggling with you know um but I think that's everybody though I think everybody does appreciate moments I know but if they here wasn't my point though is is that there are I work with some cats they're not like that mm-hmm I think likes a lot of comics or like that some actors like that there are some guys that are pretty [ __ ] grounded yeah but those are guys like all I work with this guy named Oliver his dad and mom are famous uh-huh right and he grew up with you know she encouragement they were great parents yeah and um so he you know I talked to him sometimes about you know show business and whatever and he's just happy that he's working he's happy for other people and he's a great guy and I want to be like that you know but it's like I've had stretches of no work and just a lot of depression and then you know and then it gets to your head and then when you do get stuff you think is this the end is it gonna keep going you know man so it doesn't think if there's a fear there because if you've ever been hungry once if you've ever lived out of your car once yeah there's always gonna be that lingering fear yeah and I might get back there so I think there's a different when you've when you've had a fairly easy upbringing I think then that's never been a concern in your life so you never have that fear behind you yeah yeah somebody you know you lived in your car got hungry for you you beg your parents for money yeah yeah and support yeah yeah but ultimately come from good stock Joe I know your mom right yeah yeah but I have a great kid too yeah he's amazing no he really is yeah like how he doesn't know that he's it's so cool because they're spoiled kids and got parents that are well-off and they let everybody know that a my parents are well-off and I'm spoiled and then there's my son it's just like he knows he's got in the back burner I don't know if it's gonna he's gonna surprise me later and be like you know member all that [ __ ] I didn't ask for yeah well can I get the Lamborghini now what I a couple years ago when I would come to your house we'd write together right yeah that show yeah him and I pitch the show together what's that show it would have been the big biggest think it would have been the biggest thing on earth thought no one picked it up yeah how long ago was I still don't think they're ready man two years ago but him and I had a show idea and we had Martin Lisa yeah we had Robert Mort we had really legitimate old Hollywood guys that were pitching it with us yeah like Robert Morten produced Letterman for 25 years Martin Lee SEK was a head of like CAA televisions you know all the stance of all we had we had guys in with us going this is it yeah and people are saying now oh yeah within minutes but whatever they're not kept volley into Netflix yeah and it's of Netflix though now but what I'm saying is even with my stand-up and that's why I was just like I think I was so fed up from that moment from us pitching the show to Comedy Central and then and then me not getting the the the special out yet and I was just like how long we gonna sit on this special and then I was like [ __ ] it all if I have to sell out of my car I'll do it I did it for Vegas yeah with this special I don't care and I and I I shot that thing myself a but what I was gonna say but your kid is that I used to come to your house and he was like in a little adult what's that Bobby how are you you know like he was like a cool kid he's not weird or anything he's like Huey and then I remember like you being kind of strict with them like go do your homework you know he's a girl right you know but like you know it's he's a good dad yeah which is weird why because what are some stories from that making I mean I miss past I just went cuz I cuz I look at him as a comedian right yeah and he's childlike you're sour we both are I know you're not like al magical for you more good Ted now magically when you talk to him you're like say I need a dad say burn he's a dad even renas is he he's a dad you yeah he's a baby really yeah and you have stuffed animals behind you right I'll tell you why because you and out of the KY type of people yeah I went to your house you poured money on my head $22,000 who the [ __ ] up all right homie $22,000 in a pony in a bucket like it like it yeah like I have a money what about Buffalo out darlin I'm gonna buy trough for my money Buffalo like a little trough like its water I think he goes look what I made on my merch relax it's [ __ ] funny relax right and you pour it on my head we're a lap of laughing you know me I got this guy's a dad man I want to aspire for a money bucket well you're gonna have to try and sell a you know we look I look at guys like you and Sebastian you know me and he's he was on the Forbes you know list right bring it up he doesn't wanna talk about it but people already [ __ ] know that you have money yeah yeah you know I'd make fun of Gabriel Lacey he has a lot of [ __ ] money yeah millions yeah people know that already it's common knowledge it's not you work for it you deserve it yeah why is your eyes cross it's funny man I want to talk about money on your damn card right now you really angry no money on your team give me one when did you get that done I got it my first big check will you think about it which means you were dropping dreaming about it I was yo I was wait what were you teeth like have you seen Chiclets or a candy coat let me see my teeth I never looked at your teeth I went wow that's weird no they were bad they were yeah cuz poeple has to and I had one tooth that was fused up to the top of my jaw a job here what is it up here this is a jaw what's this upper gum because I fell on a rock when I was a kid okay I wasn't questioning him yeah Bobby's doing better now yeah just kidding just kidding okay all I'm doing is speaking the truth my friends and you guys are like oh I don't want I don't care I don't know you know this and that we're taking a knee see something right here yeah I speaking our minds yes we're taking a knee what we're doing with NFL players are doing yes however we're we're exercising our right to speak what's on our mind am I not right white man come on Jason right yeah and none of you guys are gonna stop me well yeah he took a knee but he chose to put the knee up don't like uncomfortable things if I bring it up no it's just another thing I want to bring up he loves country it's so good like when you and dr. Ken fought in the green room and I've talked about here for you there yeah it was at Cobbs for doctor kept it in his face oh let me just do something I've talked about it rate the actual fistfight was honest I Bobby was screaming and then Ken yeah there was a little fish yeah yeah yeah but and you know he's good he my birthday last week he he texted me happy birthday you didn't but it's fine did you I know you spit in my face don't you know lateral on this don't go lateral get anything from you anyway give you stuff all I know you dig you really do you're a good guy now didn't I let you go through my water bottle to feel it yeah I'm about to eat some of your walkie I you mean over there yeah yeah is it a classy place your restaurant yeah that's classy what do you mean it's it's clean it's clean you like you're the best you're an investor in yeah yeah big time is it off for the strip or where's it off of the strip promote it what's it called it's called Joe quois place no oh God be real is that what it's called it's called yo joke yo Jay yeah oh that's cool yeah that's awesome so it'sit's off the strip it's right by my mom's place she lives out in Summerlin area my mom works there you should really see how well she slices me oh that's amazing yeah yeah and then I tell her to leave when the the meats so this is you have enough stocked you can go home this is a family-run establishment that my mom does not work there [ __ ] no why would I apply what I have my mom's slicing me at the age of 71 you [ __ ] dick she's retired okay he walks in like us are Imelda Marcos sorry free food I thought she does when her son you're sorry so sorry I'm gonna stand up again yep take a stand take a standing knee a [ __ ] [ __ ] okay yes you fake tooth [ __ ] what you are I know I don't you something right now yes there's a place called what's the shabu-shabu house in Little Tokyo it's the most successful [ __ ] shabu place in LA and the parents were right the guy that owns it works slices the meat that yes because he's oh I saw anybody yep on the stand can you start I'm like okay I could believe that you [ __ ] now now you know there's a difference between that family and mine you all know the difference yeah that guy has to [ __ ] work there that's his paycheck whoa my Ma's weekly my you know what I would [ __ ] you [ __ ] you let me see this hey thanks for giving birth to me and you know what 70th birthday you're hired go [ __ ] slice meat I wish you know when I was upon you now you know what I wish upon you only one week at these comedy clubs okay all right no don't say that you really are a knight I've always loved you yeah we've always had a commander we've never had us we don't have a banter not like a good banter - gasps yeah yeah good banter I'm telling you I'm telling you that what you yelled at me in the parking lot it's my mind calm down write it down guys bad I said that no you yelled at me what I see a lot you for said you're really talented and you should you need to [ __ ] in I forgot how you said it but you're just kind of like you just taught me to step it up your ass basically you're saying I was being lazy and I loved it yeah and I was I was I was I enjoyed what Chelsea gave me yeah I enjoyed the work that I did on the road like I do one thing I'm not is lazing on the road cuz I still hand out cards yeah and I know everyone talks about that out here in LA still that you know one thing I know about Jo koy at the end of every set he handed out postcards and to this day I [ __ ] right now okay yeah you did it the right way yeah all right you amassed a fanbase a big one yeah and you did the work on that I don't even go outside to meet you know how you know that I've seen it I know yeah and I feel bad about it but people pick me up it's I'm small yeah they pick you up yeah they pick me up on the neck no you're funny you know hey you know I made my point so as we try and pick you up and you're heavy you're heavy hmm huh am i fat I'm just saying they'll be real am i fat you're my same height as my son I can throw my son across the room by study or the same exact height yeah because I'm 50 but I can't throw my son in holder I mean I'm old are you how old are you now 52 are you really for no Holly 47 right where do you [ __ ] you 46 we're born on the same year - yeah yeah Yoda shows you want to plug nope are you really you go out every week like that every week yeah yeah yeah yeah you should - I always have fun I watch you guys on this but I you know he hates their I hate the room why you should look at it as a bone it bro you you do it you live in your dream and people and can't do it can't wait to [ __ ] see Bobby I hate it because I don't draw like you do yeah you do I don't would you enjoy it more if he drew if you drew like him oh yeah could you be maybe making money I don't make a lot of money on the road I compared to these guys I don't and um no it's not just somebody he'd you don't travel like when you when he goes to on when he goes on road gigs he just stays in the hotel the whole time Bobby probably you and your girlfriend probably just that's no no no no no I see your snaps I see historically living number one can generate he's more prolific than I am into the generic jet generating material and number two I just don't know sometimes I just go maybe I don't want to do it I don't know you know but I do it to make my mortgage hmm but I don't I've never like made a lot of compared to these guys a lot of money yeah I telling you yeah I mean when I was at Nordstrom Rack and I would come see you remember and you wouldn't take me to yeah he's working no sir yeah [ __ ] I wasn't born acedia yeah we had part-time job so you have so network that chant yeah cuz I had a [ __ ] dream I was chasing goddamn post office yeah I'm just saying one night like a Friday night for you to shows yeah he's probably 2 to 3 weeks of me going on the run now that's 100% I mean we have to talk about it I know how much you make all you do yeah how because everyone knows I I know the rule I know how much the pay scales are yeah I'm not saying I know how much you make yeah I know I don't think you know what but I do what I'm saying though is I understand that but let me just say this alright yeah yeah you know yes you're not making yeah 95% of the door like me yes yeah that's what I'm saying and so you don't win sometimes I'll go to a market and I don't I don't draw it hurts my feelings I go what am I doing this for it's depressing and then you make not that much money and then you walk away and it's depressed but those people that came to see you [ __ ] love you and they're gonna come back and they're gonna tell your friends so you just got to keep going back yeah but every time we don't go back that's when you lose your fans where when you yelled at me in the car and said I was lazy yeah yeah exactly yeah okay by the way he yelled at me you guys I don't want you think I'm making this [ __ ] up I think yeah yeah yelled at me and I think he was at CAA where you yelled at me I dad the agency yeah I was in the parking lot yeah in the car and that was the last time I saw him how long ago was that about three years ago yeah that's the last time I saw him oh I haven't seen him in three or [ __ ] years we've texted we've text yeah yeah but that was the last time we talked and that was a living okay he kind of threw that my face but I'm telling you I kicked it into overdrive after that man yeah but that what we it was a weird last couple of times though we met with even like Robert Morten that one time at Hugo's restaurant what he what I did you know remember I'm sober right yeah and he goes he's hehe used to see me vape just tobacco whatever he always thought it was pot hmm but but he doesn't he doesn't I knew I was sober so you guys try my vape pen at the hugo's restaurant right yeah so he went to the bathroom remember yeah then I took a couple hits yeah and then I got high oh yeah it was like a weird I was weird yeah and then we had that thing in the CA and then I just kind of walked away from the whole thing yeah it also I was mad because of the fact that like I just know that him and I on TV would be just a killer but you know it didn't happen and we tried we really did try I thought yeah we went through I think we tried we did try yeah yeah yeah we're gonna take a moment to plug our sponsors okay and the real reality is is that if you want high quality a high quality watch the kind that the Germans used to make was a precision which precise you know you got to get movement watches damn and I have one in my head right now and it's just pure class the lines are really nice realistic minimalistic and it's like it's just a really good in its innovation he's got a classic look and tell them about it well get 50% off today with free shipping and free returns by going to movement comm slash belly this watch has a really clean design seriously I've been getting 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yeah yes you know uh actually in the squash and she baked it with goat cheese on it oh my god yeah it was amazing man it sometimes if it's not amazing do you say it's and I say it's so amazing every time yeah every time even away fits ah this is so good it's like [ __ ] that's your [ __ ] you you're a correct your spaghetti bolognaise i mean everyone can cook I put carrots you do just as a base you mean like a bear paw we're how do you stood on carrots you screw it down with celery and onion to make a mirepoix how do you Watson I don't know it me reply is that mean they boil it they just do it down to create I do put carrots in my [ __ ] or what I do with other stuff when I make you other stuff like the not done and all that stuff mate what else you mean um I make a lot of stuff for myself because I cook a lot Filipino dishes and he doesn't really it was like Filipino he doesn't like good he doesn't like yeah look with a lot of vinegar all the time so oh yeah maybe he's not into it maybe you should cook him some like real down-home Filipinos caldereta yeah I got would love to be like Dino go on dude I've had a little work on and my god it's alright you're so angry I'm not angry so let me see something right you're so angry that you have one taste without bone or with bone in a pot on fire part of you accusing me of not having taste hmm I have a plethora I have a plethora yeah tell me what's uh let's be real that's the taste rights of a third eye little child real I like maybe see something okay that's about yeah if there's Japanese food I can do Chinese food you grew up with Chinese food right and everyone everyone Korean I was forced to eat because of my parents I no one ever cooked me Filipino food so in my later days as an adult it's still foreign to me the flavors although we go to that barb you play oh he had his birthday at the peanuts finest BBQ fusion yeah it's more fusion it's delicious more bread is the corn thing that they have there is delicious okay their version of a lot is already good too you know I um I'm slowly you know I'm slowly trying to get into Vietnamese shirt I didn't like him at first because you know you didn't like them who the food okay slowly getting into Vietnamese but I didn't really like them butum as a people know I love the people the food I love the people are you kidding of course you love the people hey trans people are you kidding me yeah they try to take you out though didn't they take me mom yeah today oh wait you're it uh no no I said um visibly he always uses the word jungle Asian I call try to take him yeah bro jungle ages and neck thing I know I had to go to like news Viet news news and news out like I was like in doing their news I'm so sorry well human being you know doing that also now he just calls Filipinos jungle Asians but he knows don't care yeah yeah because he's also half white no I mean you call the Gilbert name what does that mean why do you what are you trying to do with that because I'll tell you why I tell you why yeah okay Rob Schneider says yeah I mean he's a full age you're not full Asian who's that a full Asian Rob Schneider yeah he's half a quarter are you yeah so is this one but I'm not any less Filipino because that's what I subscribe to you're not less Filipino you're less Phillip you're more Filipino than him look we you your lady and I are more Asian than you I think you're the whole Korean you is less Asian then yeah half of us if that makes any sense yeah maybe I'm just being I'm being real you are to what you're you're the widest Korean guy I know Korean man of ever I grew up in Green Valley you're a banana and in Green Valley in Poway where I grew up it was all white people okay with all white people and we had a tennis court everything it was very yeah yeah I had a country club junior you had a dinner yeah hey Toby you know I mean and then I would play hey Bobby are you gonna play tennis today yeah Parker I'll meet you out there you know man killer yeah and so I grew up with that life okay yeah but let me say something right now in my early 20s and as I got I know I started trying to [ __ ] girls alright see you're gonna get in trouble for that Asians yeah no daddy's not what you said that's how you're trying to lose sponsors was a good flavor but I was at work today and some guy came up to me and said George has a pink dick Wow are you George yeah I can see that though that's not funny - his face is pink yeah someone at work yeah listen so Tiger belly yeah it was like a high up guy yeah so we got to be careful there's everywhere but he goes holy I want to take back the [ __ ] flavor stuff yeah I take that good [ __ ] all that don't bleep it but you know we retract everything I've said today yeah yeah everything I've ever said today hey should we start to show over this is how I like mixing no big thing yeah and I like it when it's like lized just disheveled you're the place on your podcast you have a structure you do have a producer I have a producer - this fall guy has a pink dick yeah I know but you know I like it but it's a little chaotic you know I love it this shows been so much fun I know but can I just say this so how come I haven't been on yours I've asked you froggy you have never asked me and that's you know what I'm gonna say this I swear to God Bobby can I tell you what your text message yeah no because there's a new phone so should your number why let me tell you something yeah should I tell you something I'm pretty sure you ladies you ready yes Bobby will lie and believe his life yeah believe it to the to the to the point where he'll cry like tears and sell it to you we've talked about it on here he is a great great lying liar yeah great liar and he believes his life so much so better than that now it's a truth now it's a real deal yeah it's like Oh Jay it's like Oh chair it's not like oh dude it's like okay no Jane Oh Jane honestly thinks he didn't murder the entire house Michael J it is like okay kill the white [ __ ] of the guy that waiter a waiter but I guarantee if you did I would lie about it lie about it and you would get away with it yeah don't increment yourself yeah ma'am so when I tell people I was at Pearl Harbor oh they people I believe that you believe you were at Prague because when is easy to the 9/11 thing so I've been doing Pearl Harbor people don't know you were there I was there man I was sleeping in the bunker Pearl Harbor Hawaii nineteen forty forty nine to forty forty I go yeah and I heard the kamikaze is it coming down man and then my black friend who looks like Cuba Gooding jr. had a little [ __ ] machine gun and he was a chef and he you know what but no I told people that and I have lied a lot I lie about things a lot yeah you're right but you know what you can show him a text message yeah my roof yeah exhibit a Exhibit B Exhibit C and he's like I did not write that yeah yeah what yes yeah I could be like Bobby why did you text this to this person and they're like that's not my phone and you'll say that's not he'll come my texts and caps yeah those are lowered okay is that is that a character D flaw what the way you're speaking yes just your teeth missing she said six and everyone knows your mouth it's her do I you know how many how many teeth he's got like six missing in the back rows come on let's fix this I can't you find I can yeah but you're a public figure is mine i tube with my front smile and look to the right smile I look to the right you can't see it Wow small look to the right cup yeah we gotta fix that oh my gosh yeah because they were like I'm gonna mix raise money nose your show ran I don't have the money right starter I can [ __ ] face there like like every two thousand dollars we put like a tooth that says two thousand because there was they said that they were gonna have to drill like oh yeah and then Skyy I'm not doing that I should get it into the skull part of her skull upper skull obregón yeah into the bone yes and then they screw it in is that a jaw can you just google it yeah well you can upper channel 2 man but he has a computer that's on you dick okay god they're called the Maxima MaxL which is the meat that you serve at your restaurant thousand lies so I do like I do and that's a character defect I'm gonna change that myself yeah yeah you should do that you are who you are makes life more yes his life motto is light a win yes lie to win and I've been doing that all my life do you play Monopoly with him I don't you don't how about chess we try to play are you good no I'm bad yeah yeah but you know how to play I know what move at a time yeah that's right I'm not pretty I'm not prison break yeah what's that kids name Magnus yeah the Magnus yeah genius yeah I can think maybe two moves ahead at tops no you don't why because I know you know you think one move and that move is does the horse go to the left two moves you think of is straight and it laughs no this is what you know this is how far my mind when this is the truth okay I'm not lying here okay you move your rook Yeah right yeah I go in my mind that's the first time yep like he's gonna try to trick my [ __ ] he's trying to capture something yeah so why did he move that rook he's trying to get a beaver say whatever it might be I think right yeah and then I this is as far as I can think if he takes this I have to do this if it takes this I have to do this and then my mind will stop mm yeah right that's two moves up you had me doesn't know who Helen Hunt is how do you not know who Helen Hunt is you know Helen huh of course yeah yeah she she was a deaf girl that spoke languages I'm joking twister Bieber I go did you see castaway you don't know that he's 24 there's kids out there that don't know who Mark Wahlberg was I'm being very honest that's not me I had to explain Siegfried and Roy I know but not everybody knows man we're 50 bro I know but the thing is II was its own I nuts I know what how long ago oh you're in your dad's nuts 24 years ago splattered where do you get that nose your mom your dad that's it where'd you get that voice from your mom don't get angry don't get mad these are jokes here's my point at 19 in 19 when I was in high school people go do you know who Robert Redford is that's not my generation yeah I know where the [ __ ] he is he was still relevant when you were in high school did I get to share on the phone oh god now he gets him to the floor I don't forget forget to share man that was stupid what they said a lava death Orson Welles was not in my generation okay that I could agree but he wasn't in anyone I still knew who he was yeah because his name was like like a famous name but you didn't know who he was no I did it he was no you didn't you didn't know any of his [ __ ] he was just a famous and everyone always said this [ __ ] [ __ ] oh yeah Singh alright film school what do you see you see you saw so doesn't came ok see ya you know well then you know who I'm gonna give you a pass on that Helen Helen was in Citizen Kane yeah yeah I'm gonna give you a pad I'm sorry I apologize he's in a closet nice man why do you mean to the kid that's in it in the closet sitting on a medicine ball [ __ ] humiliating for god sakes yeah give them the water next won't lamp you know held by a squirrel [ __ ] are you all those clothes you don't even wear all of those are my girlfriends you know what you you know it's so funny that you're here because um I want to be real for a second Oh God why cuz I know you're just gonna do something no to where we're not gonna talk for five years we're gonna be in our 70s it's so weird that you and I would meet at that time and that we would still be here damn this it's pretty cool it's pretty cool bro you I'm telling you man you you are a sense of motivation for me like like you I've had like you know like when you have those paths that cross and then we're still on the same track trying to chase the same dream and then we pat we cross again and I I don't know how many times you cry yeah but that wasn't what do you at the Comedy Store in you and you had me uh you know go up in front of Mitzi yeah you did that for me I yeah yeah or how about that time when I was working at uh North Iraq and I was doing like catering for a hot company oh yeah then I was trying to write for you oh that's right that's right that's right yeah and and then you were feeding me all this food and [ __ ] yeah I just thought you were the richest guy in the world you know who auntie V yeah yeah but you know what something though is that or how about I'm just gonna keep talking no but my point about when you were in Ella in Vegas and uh this the second time he came and then even the first time you've put me up in your I still up in your house yeah you slept in my house but the second time you you told me to move to LA yeah and you're like what are you doing here yeah yeah yeah and that's that we barely even knew - I think that was only two years into our relationship and then you were right away you're like what are you doing here yeah like you need to be in LA are you doing a Sean Connery thing on your face or hold on let's do the inspirational [ __ ] and then go to the joke let the people sitting in the cubicle that enjoyed higher belly which is very enjoy yeah you know we let them get motivated as well okay yeah because they have a goddamn tiger belly sticker of your girlfriend a little tiny picnic on her back have a little dick that's fine I have it too you have a little dick yeah but anyway I want you to know that that you are very inspirational throughout my whole career yeah but anyway and you should hear that cuz I don't think you hear that enough but the thing is that the truth is this and you've always told me how can I follow you the truth bro let me tell you after you said no I need to say it because I've been holding it in for a long time when you told me to move to LA and I said no and I remember when you left you're like ah you did that same thing you did with CAA where you just [ __ ] stormed out and you're mad and then uh and then you got [ __ ] premium blend and you got [ __ ] mad - I think you got mad TV first and then premium premium blend for them and then he got mad TV that's what it was and I was just I got a couple of damn it but my point is is this okay this is bad and I told myself I shouldn't we tell it cuz those would have been my gigs no but this is that you've always been you could always see it you know I mean like when I fought for a saw I used to say this a lot but I see first saw Dahlia or people like that they're intrinsically funny who are just you know charismatic and are just funny people on stage you have joke riders right you have guys that could write a joke and that's valid and that's great and there's a lot of great joke writers and tellers but then you have people that are just very funny Eddie Murphy but him he's like that he's always been like that Joe it you've always been legitimately just a gifted funny guy and he always a nice kick guy you know and so I mean that's I mean I don't really remember a lot of these times but I've always liked you and I've always yeah we try to help each other you know and so I'm just saying that trying to be nice and say that I'm just glad that you're in my life and even though we don't see each other for a couple of years and whatnot I know that there's love there and you know you guys should do an Asian tour like I'm just Manila she wants to do that maybe played Manila yet I'm going November what do you what is it is you're doing headlining there yeah yeah yeah how the [ __ ] do you think he's opening yeah I'm gonna open for what you got damn what a mansion I'm going out there [ __ ] Xerox convention the [ __ ] do you think stop for a second okay who's that little yellow monkey that doesn't sing really good he's really good he's talking about Bruno Mars right yeah whatever you said you mark that whatever you know what have you said I'm doing a [ __ ] variety show with Bruno Mars Mars right I'm gonna do ant Danny Pacquiao Yeah right we're doing a variety show daddy never he's never allowed to take off his boxing gloves he always has to have a look if he's in a tux look could be a [ __ ] variety show yeah William Hung all of them doing your thing he's Korean by the way that's your people in fact is what about you is Madison Korean he's Chinese no look like you when he first started he was relevant when he first started and I remember I was like when they introduced shell [ __ ] that's the guy from American oh no time Hong Kong Hong Kong to you my friend come to you so are you gonna do a TV show or what yeah man I think everything I think that we should always have that in the back part okay but I want you to do one you yeah yeah yeah we're pretty bro I'm telling you man that's all I've been doing is producing and and making [ __ ] that sneakers movie idea have you done that no that's a really good idea well right now we have this animation that we actually fully produced already so oh you have yeah well that's good oh yeah yeah you got to do that [ __ ] yeah well I know man I'm telling you that that Netflix when I shot that now that was very inspirational because I remember how much money that cost yeah [ __ ] I hope I can sell man I hope if people are thinking it should you know I mean we sold it but interesting I've said this before and you're a prime example of it yeah there's a disconnect between Hollywood and what's really going on on the ground with the real you know what yeah people Hollywood people don't know what you guys like you truly are doing on the road and what numbers you're bringing in and whatnot and then you get some sort of I'm not gonna name names but you get some sort of cute kid who's young who can write a couple of jokes and they get everything you know and then you're just kind of going what the [ __ ] I mean it's just the same old story I know I'm complaining I don't want to go back I'm trudging a old ground you know so I'm gonna stop yeah we doing the thing go ahead and Mark that too we're not marking that we do this thing called all unhelpful advice okay I'm hopeful bias with Bobby kalila and Jo koy hey that was pretty good I like that thank you city boy one more time one more time on hopeful virus with Bobby kalila and the man with money I like deep I don't see her name don'tjust a first name okay this is Lisa I need help la is filled with basic vanilla boring guys and I can't seem to find anyone who has a better person uh who has a better personality than my big toe I've been single for a while now and it kind of sucks not because I'm single but the thought of going through bags of dicks before actually finding someone remotely chill and interesting do I have to admit that la is a [ __ ] dick desert I know you can help me please help a girl out and this is a very cute la sanic desert we have a photo it's very yeah I I can vouch she's cute now let me see the photo that's like I can't okay does it matter what she looks like this is a girl who's trying to find you know more than just a bad day yeah yeah and then a Zumba dog I cannot answer the question yes sweetie it's the real let's be real okay I feel like this that's what she looks like pixelated let me see yeah cute super cute yeah cute thank you all right well that's all I needed guys now we can move on all right we can move on now all right yeah she look like [ __ ] you know she's although she does look miss that's just an emo kind of girl girl she's a feeler so check this out check it out how old is she young she's probably in her 20s it looks like which means she's probably 36 yeah cuz you think she's 37 and she speaks like a 36 year old yeah a 22 year old still hope Asian girl would not be talking yeah happy to be here so many dicks it's like a dick I love desert if she wasn't if she was living in Lubbock Texas yeah she'd be a hate no it would be the same complaint oh yeah that's true because there's less there's less options yeah so one of my point is is that yes there's a lot of [ __ ] shitty dudes in LA that you're gonna have to [ __ ] thats everyone we have to you know mean we have to go through the bag of dicks and [ __ ] to find the one that fits your situation you know how I explain Hollywood can I jump in real quick okay yeah everyone is from uh like a a small town I'm from Tacoma Washington yeah it's just there's nobody out there but when you went to school there was always that one dick probably good-looking little talented when he graduated where did he go Hollywood yeah so every small town that had that dick that was kind of cute and yeah I've had Talent that dude is here yeah so in your town it was just one dick you come to Hollywood all the dicks are here and now you're competing against now they're competing against what yeah that's yes that's that's my that's a and that safety for the women by the way you know I mean but also the Nerds came out here - yeah the Nerds came out here because those are the ones that added right and they're good with computers and the animate and stuff like that that's a lot of creative people are out here a lot of creatively right so you're gonna have to go through all the dicks and the hair do you go through that see I think for a lot of people these days it's like they go through the burnout of tinder like everything is just easy and accessible and convenient and you can do it out of the you know so you will if you just want casual dick yeah that is the way to go but if you're anything yeah alright if you're looking for something meaningful I don't think that that online apps is the way to go I think it is I know that's how we met but that's how we that's and also Matero first started I've said this before okay you think about your daily life alright I'm gonna tell you explain to my life I wake up around 2 or 3 p.m. I drink a Red Bull yeah and then I'll go get some gives me a good music behind that's good yeah algorithm to eat yeah I'll go to a coffee shop try to write a joke and I'll go to the comedy store doing my set come home play video games till 3:00 4:00 in the morning and then go to sleep right up top I know I was surprised but yeah that's it everyday right and so it along that path of behavior you're only gonna run into people the same people yeah the same people obviously right this and that yeah you're what tinder does it spans your horizons I would have never met kalila with that tinder right but what I'm see this though when you and her met it was at the beginning stages of that creatively now it's it's really how I was very different as how it was being used and I I'm telling you right now there were some decent people on there I'm not saying there aren't decent people and tender now but it's different the idea is if I match with someone it's basically for casual sex it's not really to get to know them yeah and I use extender for casual sex - yeah but I've met somebody that didn't want to just have sex casual sex and then I met her I met her and I'm like oh this is a connection that's you know mean yeah so that my first intention wasn't to find a [ __ ] soul mate my first intention was I want to get some [ __ ] fast what do we tell this girl then is it just enjoy all the bumbles isn't that go on she's 22 right she 22 we don't have any she's young look at the face she's in the [ __ ] 20s right I didn't meet her until I was 42 put yourself out there I know I I don't really believe her her texts by the way I don't think she's Hollywood is not full of a bunch of dicks you're right there are three she's like I don't know she's had a couple bad dates and that's it for her yeah there's a lot of nice people there we go that's what I'm saying an and also you know I do have friends whose standards are so high yeah and you just kind of like why do you care what does he have to be just why does he have to have a helicopter I do think you should you know what you can want your cake and then eat it so you can have the whole thing but also be reasonable you know within limits it's like no he doesn't have to have a helicopter and if he has a potbelly that's okay he's missing teeth [Laughter] we gave her no answer there's that we did know what Bobby said was right go outside your norm you want to meet some people that change your here's the thing I get dicks if you go into the same place it's not better anywhere else is my point no it isn't for her to go I'm gonna go to Alaska or I could go to a lot Alaska you gonna find like that guy that smells like fish yeah like 24/7 yeah you gonna find a guy out there with a freezing cold pink dick yeah that guy is right here yeah yeah give it up for George Kim oh yeah the white dudes in Alaska look like him right yeah yeah that kind of big sweater yeah yeah and the cross little leg like barbara ha you don't paid [ __ ] bro start even fight gotta look at how [ __ ] fancy thinks yeah yeah yeah people to keep them Clemson yeah oh I like that that is what you do you verbally abuse people look at the guy in the closet yeah I love him oh really play it back to uh let me 9:30 to play back to back 30 to me see something he'll remember thin lips thin lips to him it does he look like Delroy Lindo to you you look like your dad where'd you get your [ __ ] nose yeah you love him it looks like big bird right over there oh no he's a beak what is okay you got parents yeah why are you gonna do why they lead you in attack me what do you do what do you do he's gonna fight me get the goddamn closet why is the door open yeah bastard you're a painter so guys um that was fun when it put some dates what do you want to plug I don't need to they're sold out yeah but I II listen I even if they're sold out he'll have a show and with using your show in your town yeah you mean check it out and um I'm not here to plug shows man I'm just gonna be friends with you we're friends Oh are we gonna talk again or yeah yeah I got a do your podcast I want to do it tomorrow exactly I can do some more time what tonic 11:00 in the morning what do you do so early because that's when life starts life starts in the morning life ends at night you [ __ ] Korean vampire anyway arm check out a special on Netflix mm-hmm nice yeah yeah that's nice high note say something inspirational and positive yeah let's close this yeah okay I'm gonna bet that see the word I know I already know what the words um in life yeah you run into certain guys that's kind of a mirror of what you want to be or you want to surround yourself with and those mirror images you run into time and time again in your voyage and Joe is like that for me he's somebody that I look up to somebody that I respect and somebody that um I think is extremely talented and I know for the fact I know for the rest of my life that I will always see him you know he'll always be in my life that's when we see too like when I was was drawn driving in it just started you know the the the chemistry the rapport I really love him you know I love his family and he's a good dude okay good yeah very good that was really yeah I am a liar a known liar I'm a known liar we know but I was nine that was that was the truth before you start okay guys we'll be back in a bit yeah and we're back talk about us spiking the volume Oh yo yo yo those always been that way together like even when we when they were shooting there the pilot for that you know yeah screaming match it's a constant screaming match you just have to sit back and let it happen just watch it happen brace yourself they don't know how to speak to each other at normal levels I don't think I've ever seen Joe and Bobbi together speaking at this decibel it's always got to be like 10,000 over it's funny because it's like even their sincere moments it's solo yeah they got a scream I love you I got this yeah all right that was great uh wood we got coming up anything we need to okay a slept Kingdom now yeah slept Kingdom major announcement the last podcast I made a mistake we are not doing pod fest on October 7th October 7th but we are doing fest yes we are October 7th Bobbi is doing Colusa casino and October 6th is when we're doing LA pod fest and that is at 9:00 p.m. in the Gold Room at the Millennial Biltmore Hotel in downtown LA the historic yes and the tickets if you go to LA pod fest calm and it's not just us if you buy a ticket you have a whole weekend of other podcasts really good ones like the dollop my favorite murder Bert Kreischer there's a lot of other podcasts that whole weekends that tickets not just for our show it's you can go to see a bunch of people right and I wanted to I know some of you guys had expressed concern saying like hey you know we just kind of wanted to see you guys and I'm not gonna pay that you know that price for if I just want to see you guys but we really need you there really Bobby hates playing to an empty room so if you can find it deep in your pockets be there for us we would really appreciate it but also no hard feelings if you can't that is yeah make it a Friday night thing I mean I'd seven o'clock is the Bert cast and we're right after that so go watch the Bert cast and then watching us right after if it's really cool enough I mean essentially you get to be around every single comedian with a podcast Bill burr is gonna be there yeah yeah that's really nice there yeah so I think that you should definitely splurge and and come see all of us yeah Doug loves movies there too and he's pretty yeah yeah anything else George nah I think that's all I had to say also guys four tickets to the Kalu bobbies Colusa show just go to Bobby Lee live.com and I believe I put a link up there so do that other things I wanted to say I'm sure I forgot any announcement I won't you think about it while I tell people that make sure they follow us on instagram at tiger belly and on twitter at the tiger belly and email us any questions at the tiger belly at gmail.com and if you want to send bobbing a dream water for his birthday or just send anyone anything here at Tiger blade-like fan art for Jason he really needs it was bullied today Bobby's birthday has already passed we he doesn't get to celebrate a whole October as well fine my birthday's in October so George yeah two days after Jessica's birthday I remember are you gonna do a co birthday celebration no you forgot that you and Quinn are just throwing it no oh also you guys Jessica and I we went to go see leopard shark in San Diego's my invoice and George was left out of that invite and I feel really sad for you but I feel oh yeah what's okay sorry about yeah so what was your announcement my announcement is to all my beautiful minions who have who have really followed my instructions and really hammered down on the hashtag George and Jessica forever time to time I think maybe your head is blocking everything I it's time to shut it down I think and we're gonna scale so what's gonna wag there's no new hashtag we're just going to UM you know hashtag way back when you post a picture of your food or like your nephew and then that's all there is they're like 200 comments and I'm like damn what am I done but when I was a baby but also I like like every single my Instagram really Bobby we've been together four years and that has not changed calamity kkh a la MIT why on all social media you can follow kalila there holy [ __ ] sweetheart and also if you want to send us any but don't tag any photos sweetie if there's anything of me please okay so for any fans of one here.this kha la mi tu y ey yeah calamity calamity que and then the last letter is que like that yeah let me see let me see let me verify yep that's it Wow what's the tag ok as long as you don't pose to make sure you send us any packages if you'd like to for George's birthday or anything at a 16 to 6 Wilcox Avenue use sweet-16 one Hollywood California 9 0 0 2 8 anything else before we go all good check out the red and check out the Facebook go guys and come to La Paz get your tickets [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 597,068

Rating: 4.8613043 out of 5

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, jo koy, koy pond, netflix, stand up, lights out, comedy, las vegas

Id: yjhmLjQCm5c

Length: 85min 29sec (5129 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 28 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/TavinchiMataLaChinci]

Awesome episode. Bobby needs to wake up to those who care about him and those using him. Gilbert shut the fuck up. And, George, get on it! Have a good one my Slept Brethren.

[u/thejetbox1994]

Awesome podcast! Y'all roasted pink Dick so much....and the big nose intern...holy shit. Love ya laughs pink dick lol