Will Sasso is our Precious Diamond | TigerBelly 132

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episode of tag belly welcome to another episode of tiger belly welcome everybody everybody who thanks for listening again to another episode of this podcast we've got me we got kalila we've got Gilbert we got George and we've got thin lips [ __ ] serial killer Magoo back here [ __ ] Magoo and he's like killing it right now with his [ __ ] beady [ __ ] killer eyes I love it and we have a special guest but before I even get into that you know I I I want to congratulate JPL Jordan Peele who is also been on our podcast he won an Oscar last night so give him a round of applause everybody i catched him and then he liked my text so I didn't really get a response but you know when someone likes your text it's not you know it's not like a response but it's it's kind of a [ __ ] you but not yeah yeah me it's kind of like I have to respond but I'm not gonna actually put words in yeah but that's fine he's busy last night Oscar he probably responded to Keegan no he probably responded to Keegan and Ike Barinholtz probably but anyway congratulations Jordan I love you really big deal and I got really emotional they aired my pilot my trailer for my sitcom a couple times but it's fine I look pretty good on television myself but my point is is this we have a very special guest now listen I've asked this guy to do our podcast many times before but he's always I'm in [ __ ] Canada or I'm shooting something in France or some [ __ ] and I had done his podcast a million times 10-minute podcast with him Bryan Callen and he just wants me to [ __ ] say his name but anyway but before I even say his name though I want to say this though - is this I want to say this - this is that when I first got into MADtv this guy was a senior cast member on the show and really I didn't really get a really good response from the senior cast members except for this guy this guy got my number we hung out he was very welcoming to me he's a good guy I [ __ ] told you not to [ __ ] say anything your [ __ ] drum rolling in and it's not gonna be worth it alright Will Sasso everybody welcome to the Tiger belly Oscar wrap-up yeah you know what you know what that you're here man yeah I really I'm already happy to be here yeah I really though absolutely I've always wanted to do your podcast and I happen to be out of town I've never been to France I was probably in Atlanta or something yeah yeah shooting something right yeah so your your your the trailer for your new show was on TV yeah I did catch a little bit of the Oscars but last night I was in my native Canada I was hanging out with my parents I was at their house and we have Canadian Tire commercials and that sort of thing all right so yeah that's that's fine I wasn't I didn't say that it doesn't matter no but don't do that show love you and Kyle and nobody ever goes it's called splitting up together and I think they're gonna I think they're gonna be okay those two yeah those kids are gonna be fine yeah and what do you play I play the [ __ ] no I play that's my name in a [ __ ] oh yeah yeah I have a rice hat well you know me with those Vietnam prize hats great no I play I'm not by a soldier and they just pull a gun to your head around style you know that traumatic picture that rise to the people we do is your hunters saying we do the [ __ ] gun to the net you know yeah I just what do they call that Russian Roulette yeah which is who invented that game this is a game yeah but Dave yeah but back then the way they made games was that they would be like games would be like gladiator games the light and then a tiger eats you from the inside it's not necessarily a game to the people playing it's a game to the people watching oh right so the like kings and queens or like people that are in charge yeah they go let's watch a game you know game should we watch basketball but even the Mayan basketball if you lost you get your balls chopped dogs right what yeah the winner gets killed because they can go right to have it or whatever yeah honored to to die and make it to the next level right I think that's missing from our modern-day sports I bet you money that teams would win more yeah if you got killed for if they knew that they they law if the in the NFL if they said that the last-place team with the worst record they're all gonna die well if you think about it everybody that wins the Super Bowl is always like hey I just want to thank our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ nothing would be possible without God bla bla bla and I'm heading home right now and just pull a gun out like fools god fear now yeah yeah yeah just like watch every time I can yeah congrats to me what is the rule of Russian roulette though you have like a handgun six chambers when one bullet is in the chamber yes and you spin it and you stick it to your thing no that's not Russian is that Russian Russian it's the one where you walk away from each other then you turn and that's that gunslinger western dual Western yeah Russia or lettuce we spin and then you go first click yeah you're fine BAM I lost it's you versus you yeah what a [ __ ] up [ __ ] game yeah would you be able to play if I said let's play one round a Russian Roulette Gilbert would you do with me what are the stakes other's life your life no wrong answer yes say yes yeah I think it's exhilarating if you don't lose though would you like you know how in south South Africa there's that one island that's just infested with great white sharks but they said hey we'll we'll give you a billion dollars if you swam 200 meters from this point to the boat no chain no chain link sued no nothing but it's infested with great white sharks I would do it on one condition if I could take a shower right before because it tend to smell like meat that's a good that's good yeah yeah you know what I would do what I would just I think I would do it for a billion dollars a lot of money I'll tell you why I wouldn't move much I would just let the colonel you know I would just flow I would like head do tentacles yeah I have the body for it too and they know they'd get stung if me right yeah you for sure do not want to look like a dying fish you want to look like you're able to swim well I would yeah how about like just I'd go over to that Halloween store in Hollywood Boulevard get a dolphin hat yes like a mask because they're afraid of dolphins right yeah he's a big dolphins yeah get some really good paint like that stuff they put on Rebecca romaine yeah where's my money yeah oh really I dressed up like an orca that's not but but that shouldn't be a part of the challenge you should be completely naked because then I would like wear like armor and padding I would put I would wear like a mermaid bottoms but work a style like write print yeah yeah yeah poor Capri I have my hands in tight so those just the flippers yeah and then my my dick and balls I would paint them like one of those fish that stick themselves to whales decide shark maybe try to eat my sticker fish right but wouldn't try to eat me because either you just go with mistake just go in there with like mystique and the yeah yeah yeah they wouldn't [ __ ] with that I'd look like a gigantic fishing lure right I don't want to be shiny that's true yes good I would probably either that or Russian Roulette what would you do I would do the shark thing rather than Russian elapses yeah because what are the odds in the shark you couldn't survive it's all right I mean have you ever seen those videos where they do like a prosthetic seal and they drag it with a boat and it's like 10 for 10 the shark goes for it really the coast of South Africa yeah and they not only do they go for it the Sharks breach so they jump up from under so they don't they never attack sideways they always go from under cuz I did the cage in South Africa you dare me or any Adams Ian bagg wouldn't get in the water yeah because he was vomiting but he's Canadian yeah we Canadian a week the ocean there is very mellow yeah yeah but when we were in the cage you literally go oh I don't see nothing yeah [ __ ] it right yeah and you're still staying there and then all of a sudden you don't see it the great white you know you feel it you can literally feel water good like really go through you and then you feel something from the bottom and when it comes up I'm not kidding you dude it is [ __ ] scary Wow they don't look like I've been around tiger sharks and others not tiger sharks but what the [ __ ] we in Hawaii we did go up the gay ones what I want to know is what was this on fuse who watched that to you and orny Adams and knee and bag you know was that like some sort of wacky no no it's on the ocean no fee no we were in South Africa doing a comedy festival and we're out there for a couple of months oh yeah and then you know Ian and those guys are like couple of months yeah we're there for two months why it's so we did like [ __ ] 60 shows or something what the [ __ ] kind of festival is that it was like a stand-up thing and then they're just letting you swim with sharks they're like we got so many comedians they're here for no they give us I think they gave us the weekends off and then then we like there's some weekends we didn't do anything and then some weekends people would plan things so we just Safari thing and then we did that's cool right wanted thing and yeah it was crazy yeah that great white thing was crazy yeah yeah why now it's just curious what why do you question me like I was my eye or something no I'm just I don't know what the [ __ ] you do in South Africa go check out my [ __ ] D every show dude remember like with Matthew that was real mad TV that was the that was like a demographic right sure that's all you would you I would go to the West Covina mall well to get [ __ ] recognized there you go yeah that I don't know is that near San Clemente no it's over there by Cindy of industry oh okay yeah yeah yeah and then you would go to the food court yeah and that's where would happen that's right mobbed welcome at Ely bro yeah yeah come on MADtv oh yeah and then you go to the Beverly Center nothing no no zero take another water sir yeah yeah but um and I wanted sentiment a little bit oh good what do it I want to uh what is that a thumb drive no it's a very by squid smoking he's oh cool Bobby's got a son that is a thumb drive yeah it sure is actually how you charge it to oh you all right yeah yeah but I wanted to thank you because you were really I'm being real you're really nice to me whatever we were buddies I understand that but you really brought me in and you were the only one that gave me the your number like I didn't talk to Mike McDonald for three years you know I don't think I ever really even talked to Stephanie Stephanie where we are yeah she was he high and stuff but I just just definitely never talked yeah Moe was nice I was very nice Alex was very nice when she was very no because she was leaving though yeah and I remember when Alex when I got on the show and she was like in her last week oh yeah she goes this was the biggest mistake of your life doing the show really I go what she goes yeah you [ __ ] up your what and I go okay bye yeah yeah I mean that's what literally she pulled me aside and said that Debra was nice Larry's wasn't that nice Mike was very combative with me combative yeah you probably you probably had a lot of the same bits and sketches and stuff nobody thought you were biting a [ __ ] [Laughter] Stephanie is so super sweet I'm not saying they're not mom doesn't we Moses world know Moe is very nice yeah Moses but you're the one that would call me like how are you it's not like that I would never call you and be like yeah like you invited me to a party a couple parties so we were pals I think we were fast friends and then I betrayed you how did you betray me remember when you left and you called me a bunch of times I never called you back just because you're you I I called you for like two or three years and never heard back three years I had more like two years let's say it was probably two years and then but every time I called you after a while I realized you were just would not get back to me so then I started leaving messages as frank caliendo's in person yeah or one time you answered no so yeah that's it that wasn't a frankly under impression of personal thing it was just that's just the way I am and I just feel and I try to change that about myself like when we know don't worry about everyone knows you're weird nobody I thought I think that we're better now you and I yeah we're good friends now yeah we're good friends now yeah but we're both you know that was a long time ago we're both in our 50s that to me was like in the it was the eighties yeah seven when did you join 89 no not not 89 no not 89 91 oh I enjoyed 2000 oh okay yeah I started that I was on the show by 8 1983 they just cancelled Fridays yeah yeah and Fox was brand new brand spanking new but I married with children and Tracey Ullman Show well that you've not where's the Simpsons yes that your first American TV show that you booked no no I was on I was on a show before was on a couple of things before that there were American shows while I was still living in Vancouver because in Canada you booked a like one thing a couple things right yeah yeah I was on a show in Canada for a few years yeah you do American movies well you're you know working and living in Canada yeah which was fun but when you got mad was it was exciting right oh yeah yeah yeah it was yeah because that was when you got on it was when it was the show was hot well the first two seasons Bryan Callen was there and then after that yeah I joined and then you know Callen was I mad I didn't know that yeah first two years yeah he's one of the original cast members yeah Oh Bryan Callen was that's right and then you got on I think the the seasons that went kind of well were like four five six yeah seven is when I got on yeah then you guys had you guys had I don't think you guys got your do from the the the populace at large yeah we didn't yeah the comedy the comedy audience out there that also didn't know that we existed continued to not know that you guys existed yeah I continued to watch the show and thought you did a lot of very interesting stuff yeah yeah but um it was when you were on it it didn't feel like I honestly did not feel like you were on a show what do you mean oh yeah yeah I didn't if it doesn't feel now when you go and show up and you and you you do rehearsals and you do all that it didn't feel like you thought I thought this is coming at times get oh yeah yeah I think it was a little more ghetto when we were doing it when you guys were there cuz I do remember I remember coming back to do like you know come back and do a couple sketches now and then and one of the times I came back it was like a year or two later and I remember the [ __ ] the lights weren't on like yeah yeah the guy who owned and ran the show yeah he's cheap and he yeah there were no lights on I remember tripping on a big like spool of wire cables yeah yeah anybody could break their leg here and then just over in the corner of the sketch we were doing that was lit up because you need the lights there yes but if he had perfected some sort of infrared like night vision we would have or you know I but yeah I remember that I remember being real bummed I remember going and doing the show and then I was on a sitcom at the time and then going back to the sitcom like later that afternoon like I was at mad doing rehearsals of shooting a thing and then going over and doing the thing and then the show runners were there at craft service and it's network television show craft service right yeah very nice spread of food and I remember like talking to them like they were the like it was like like MADtv were my one were my dad and then this show was like my mom and they got a divorce that everyone's fed a lot of love and stuff and I remember being like you guys really and they looked at me from like I was from outer space because I was like giving them props for doing things that are just normal yeah having the lights on you know just like some eggs and bacon in the morning and [ __ ] is like you guys really they thought I was of course thought I was [ __ ] my ride I did nothing but [ __ ] with them all the time and all of a sudden I was serious you just feel the difference yeah yeah I think the show progressively got cheaper and cheaper but you know the last do it bad the new MADtv although good when I meet is the new MADtv oh my god we were in heaven yeah and this is like you go to the craft service there's a [ __ ] Ritz cracker yeah right and a half-eaten like baby carrot yeah and that's it yeah yeah they were literally uh banned the pork whatever the [ __ ] I don't know I don't know where that where that went wrong oh I know why that went wrong it was on Tuesdays at 9 o'clock on the seed of aside from the fact that you can't do what MADtv used to do now right comedic Lee in this climate period yeah the social climate not the how many I don't know there's lots of climates I don't really use that I don't try to use that word is a smart guy off and so I really showed how stupid I was there to say climate and then go climate but um you can't do that show now first of all yes if you ever watch old mad TV clips you're like what we really got away with crazy [ __ ] they're not only you know sidelined by that arrest like you know they're taken down by that they're also on the scene no but you would nine o'clock no way there's no way kaltaka people very handle a lot of the old writers came back yeah guys and there's no way to do it there's no way to do it yeah there was girls - Bobby that's a great guys and girls guy I think great guys and girls all right yeah yeah time to get what wait see I don't even know how to yeah gotta be well can this climate okay yeah if you're gonna do comedy you have to wake up you have to wake it but you were young though you were like 23 you when you got that show 22 imagine [ __ ] being 22 you know that's a [ __ ] incredible yeah it was really stupid of them I don't know I mean literally I would just go like you're so [ __ ] funny what you're talking about well you know I used to do stuff like this like I was I was convinced the show would be off the air yeah like after the first season I was on it season three so I was like well I just got to get as much tape as I can and I got to get you know and you know the show wasn't as competitive as say you know like Sarah it live from what I've heard yeah yeah but there was still like get your [ __ ] on right yeah and I remember I would I would hang out Wednesdays all the writers would pitch so Tuesday nights I would be in the office until all the writers had something with me and the the one of the guys who really took me took me in was Mike short Martin Schwartz older brother who wrote on SCTV and he was a writer on the show and he used to call me little buddy because he was like six foot five because I was really really fat so it's funny and he said and he goes and like Tuesday nights after he'd be finished his assignments of writing alright little buddy come in here you go alright little buddy what are my pitches and everyone had to have three pitches what are you right now he's like I don't want to pitch his name and sing around you know tessie TV these guys want me to pitch Winston this is a very good impersonate very good dead-on and he goes what are my pictures and I'm like okay so this one I'm a lady just giving me [ __ ] you know thing and then I'm a Martian and I got a big purple and the next day he would go okay here's another will one he's a lady and then after a couple weeks they're like are you Mike are you just letting will right to the terrible pitches none of them ever got written yeah and you letting will write because I want to pitch on Wednesday mornings one of any with [ __ ] IC TV because he wasn't there when I was there no Mike left yeah couple years and I think he left in season four by the way just FYI Martin Short I never met that out Shore short but Martin Short yeah plug one of the nicest people very now my god good good Canadian stock yeah just really just personable and like yeah his stories are [ __ ] amazing just a nicest guy yeah however that was quit what's great about that show too is is that you got to meet like all of dick blue cheese people that he grew up with so you would you would see Eugene Levy let me would come back yeah and all those kind of those at the show yeah those types and you're like holy [ __ ] yeah I am a part of some sort of like you know Paul Flaherty directly already yeah and his brother of course I think Joe would hang out his daughter yeah and do sketches sometimes yeah man it was like really cool in that way you know and and kids in the hall writers yeah Mary Campbell all those guys yeah but you know I really did it then when you left it just kind of you know I had a good you know we had Jordan - yeah you guys was the keegan really good stock you know yeah what are you doing Gil Gilbert you're emailing how does it feel to see him up there Jordan there's a there's a sense of pride there's a sense of like it's almost mind-boggling yeah because you kind of go yeah right and then there's it and I was telling will this in the hallway there oh there's and this is a character defect of mine there's always a sense of what the [ __ ] have I been doing she's do you mean like it always goes back to my [ __ ] stupid narcissistic yeah your ego [ __ ] driven yeah you know personality of like what the [ __ ] you've been playing [ __ ] scar stardew valley 16 hours a day what what yeah good to finish it but pissed off his wife in the video game and now she's not talking to him no what happened was for a full hour today no no what happened no it there's no consequences what happened was Haley a pink cake and hey Liam try to off my relationship sister she maybe she hasn't won you it's a farming simulation gameplay stardew valley and I've been playing it for 16 hours a day okay yeah you won Academy Award someday you in the hallway I thought it was very interesting how Jordan said I stopped and started writing this screenplay 20 times I walked away from it 20 times gone no one's gonna yeah blah blah blah and you have that same cross to bear you got to get that wife in the farm game to start talking again it doesn't matter if it takes twenty times we all have goals right yeah you know my face dude I have addictions oh yeah all right [ __ ] in addictions you know what I went on Twitter yeah and I saw a lovely picture or it was on Instagram of Keegan giving Jordan a really big hug you so happy for him and the meme was what the kids were saying was give me one friend of my life like keegan-michael key you know like Jordan has in keegan-michael key yeah you know what I'm saying yeah and if and if the key in key and Peele is happy for Peele I'm [ __ ] happy I've okay all right two guys from MADtv can't do [ __ ] why would you say out in the hallway you said what have I done with my life and I said Bobby you're still alive that is what you said there's plenty of time you know you know what what you know that was what I just expressed yeah was just a little thing in my head I shouldn't have said it out no you should you should say everything nine percent completely [ __ ] proud of the fights back all right all right I gave you a little bit of like there was a little bit in my hand yeah out there and what did I [ __ ] rape that idea that's not right either well whatever [ __ ] you know why kobe bryant won an award yeah and he paid off some chick that you know when he took her into a room and there you go you know they make more stringent rules so serial killers don't get out of [ __ ] prison Andy what do you think yeah you you [ __ ] Canadian fool I'm agree with you there I even think of committing a violent crime in Canada you're going to jail because we all have the chip it was a Chinese guy who a Chinese guy who ate the teenager and he on a boss out but he was allowed to change his name and his whole identity yes [ __ ] up but that's Canada for you yeah so don't come in here and [ __ ] me to my [ __ ] little thoughts all right in Canada they let people they let Chinese be great people that was Oprah they've all been good I was going to sketch you anymore but check this out yeah mmm let me gain it how do you feel about that guy Jordan Trump oh how do I feel about Trump I think he's a big [ __ ] idiot right you know I want to know your I think we're not a political show we don't really look I don't get yeah I don't have political I don't give a [ __ ] about politicians I don't follow uh I am an American citizen I did vote congratulations yeah in the last election and and I will say that you know for me I'm not a fan of a party I'm not I'm certainly not a fan of a politician I'm a fan of policy Bobby Lee I'm a fan of policy and I want everyone to know who's listening they can't see me right I'm doing that politician some just a little bit of a nub thumb I'm shaking it yeah Bobby Clinton's know a lot bill yeah Bill Clinton yeah he kind of pissed they did it yeah that's it did its oh my god people still blow jobs and that back blow jobs enjoy yeah like nothing on dresses and then yes yeah kill them the problem with truck is like the problem with Trump is aside from everything that anyone can say about Trump and how he sucks [ __ ] the interesting thing to me is if he ever does something good even by accident yeah we will not talk about that we were like what did he do what they see I don't even know well the other day with the dreamers with daca he like somewhere he gave some sort of advantage and I'm not I should not even speak be speaking on it everybody just google it you can get the facts wrong in the [ __ ] interview but something like Obama did something nice for 750,000 and he did it for like 1414 1.4 million yeah 1,400 and and my only do math and hundreds right that's Canadian math that's metric all you got to do is turn it turn the hundreds I don't know if you knew that but then everyone will be like yeah boo [ __ ] Trump anyway I think he's food poisoning we just got to get through three more years of the other day I think that she was gonna go the right way in terms of the NRA and say well what does sits in front of people and he says what will please them around later and tweet something else and then he goes back to the White House and there's a real problem and he says something to them he's he's completely he's just a yes he's another yes man he's he's a jellyfish floating through shark-infested water for a billion dollar back that's a callback that's what the what that's I want before I forget what the [ __ ] happened with 10-minute podcast oh we're giving it away you're giving your pile we're giving the podcast away we are giving the iTunes channel the website the you know the Twitter for what it's worth but the point is though to a guy named Mark Evans whose market shout-out to my guy shoutout to Mark Evans Mark Evans NY on Twitter he's an editor who lives on the east coast of the show yeah I was a big fan of the show and we sort of ran a contest and we just started like airing people's stuff basically what happened is you know like the first was three years of the show was Bryan Callen Chris D'Elia myself and at which point we just became too much of a everyone was so busy and you know Brian lives way out and Chris doesn't give way to the trade yeah what's that both betrayed you know they did not betray it was a betrayal let me tell you something what happened got less and less interested no this is what happened or what happened Bobby said and did a bunch of them I did a punch yeah and I'm friends with both guys but I'm going to say this right friends with Shakespearean betrayal oh no no wasn't I I made the final call and said guys because you're the only one that's real oh really all right let's just your foundation starting to see a theme here it's not Jordan didn't [ __ ] dick - yeah no it's cool if you like come on you don't have to agree with me okay this is what I wished I'm gonna tell a story okay okay telescope a a little story right and and you see if I'm you know vaguely correct all right yeah here's a story a long time ago many years ago right there was a guy named Will Sasso okay okay chance he's not fat he's thick thank you it's a true story so big dick will that's what everyone calls whale sticker fish dicks right and he knew a guy by the name of Italian guy right Chris D'Elia and right not on the galleon he's happy he's a battalion a half Italian he's got the Italian right and a kind of good-looking intrinsically funny guy by the name of Bryan Callen who used to work for Matt and that's how you kind of know him to write the beginning right and at that time there are careers were okay there they're coming up you know Bryan's rebuilding had his own podcast and he decides to you just we're [ __ ] what are you talking about it but no not you I mean come on alia was coming up oh yeah before Whitney right when did that happen before Whitney so he was confident he happened right away while we were doing the podcast exactly but I don't well I understand I'm just gonna tell paving a story yeah all right doesn't matter we'll come out to me and I'll go no they're not gonna listen to this that's that's all they do [ __ ] let's do it that's another lie in your [ __ ] story time story time story time tell the story time I'll just point out the inaccuracies while you're having a breather Chris is doing well and [ __ ] y'all doing Myers stand up and do it again great right Brian been around forever he's the best best yeah okay they both of their family look oh you're trying to say that with my story friend all right story time with Bob still okay all right you know he's serious when he's calls himself Bob yeah that's when he's actually pissed story time Bob yeah let me get my [ __ ] bearings we do a podcast they decide they come up with a [ __ ] theme 10-minute podcast right yeah how could it go wrong Will Sasso Bryan Callen D'Elia doing one podcast and it was a success people loved it three of probably one of the funniest people on planet earth together doing a I mean imagine this is Bri fighter in the kid this is pre D'Elia congrats you know becoming who he is right and it's [ __ ] it's like the Traveling Wilburys yes the Traveling Wilburys all right but this is what happened yeah then they start giving gifts getting gifts getting gifts yeah yes gifts gifts like gif no gifts for the tsta difference okay how about this what do we do this don't ever [ __ ] no correct me helping it you're not a painter all right so Roy Orbison died years ago did he die when they were touring as a traveling woman I think they were just [ __ ] around when they could yeah just like 10-minute podcast we're [ __ ] around when we could and when things got a little what I saw was they started getting they started getting [ __ ] no I'm can I just finish my usual story and then all of a sudden what happens they abandoned Will Sasso they abandoned you my friend let me finish all right so you're looking like the you know what I like I like the uncomfortable spaces yeah how about this friend okay I'm being real and I'm trying to be a legit right now okay and I'm not downplaying Chris D'Elia I think he is he everything that these two get they deserve they're so [ __ ] funny two of the funniest [ __ ] guns ruff funniest guys nice as [ __ ] they're I really consider them true friends yes and you too yes I love them yeah I mean like if they died it would be so devastating to me it would be like rare but all right all right okay [ __ ] betrayed you know they got to the boat 200 meters out yeah I looked at their billion dollars yeah yeah okay we didn't betray and then all of a sudden I'm gonna ask you this my friend yeah this guy is gonna take what do you think 10-minute podcast people were listening because of you Brian and [ __ ] D'Elia here's why we like Mark Evans because mark what he does is and I should say over the past two-and-a-half like three years well first my buddy Tommy Bloch I started doing a bunch of stuff with me Tommy's a writer producer uh-huh you'd be familiar with a lot of the stuff that he's done big fan yeah and then he wrote on like the early he wrote on like the first years of like Late Night with Conan O'Brien right and the great John Ali G show he created that show Metalocalypse you know that I have it on blu-ray okay and you know a bunch of other stuff and you know he does all that's 20 things and then my good buddy Chad culture names written I have Yellowstone and National Park I have you got the Duncan pride yeah oh that's a great outfit with a double album Duncan prime yeah don't get proud remember the remember the track remember the donut donut we are dug it to my knurled don't forget mine mineral [Applause] Tallahassee nut yeah oh [ __ ] holes sort of turned into a very different podcast and then what we did was we sort of started this thing called the diamond ding we realized that we want to like like you know like like the like prehistoric vegetations spinning turning into coal pressing down and creating a diamond you know we want I know how [ __ ] diamonds made you [ __ ] want to take our audience and squish it down until there's one diamond left yeah essentially over the past year we've lost all our sponsors our our audience has completely dropped off to where we only have we've done it on purpose to show got more and more inside the jokes are impossible to get unless you've listened to everything yeah a lot of references to wrestling a lot of stuff a lot of useless [ __ ] and we've had a wonderful time pairing off our wonderful audience to where now all we have left is diamond listeners ok and from how many listeners are there how many listeners right now we'll remember the Canadian math okay 140 people it might be a little more than that I'm not sure I'm not gonna map them from Canada right I'm stupid okay so yeah thousands and thousands less than used to yeah and so now basically what we did was we listen all these submissions from people like blah blah blah Circuit City that's what that's what oh it's a [ __ ] closed its that closed circuit city by the Del Taco on Sunset yeah that's what it used to have used to be Best Buy and now yeah we used to be a Best Buy back when people were [ __ ] buying DVDs and CDs and now we're the Circuit City that's boarded up in his tagged gang tags and [ __ ] Halland teamed up with that other guy with Brenda and he betrayed you no he did not betray me [ __ ] so what we're doing is we're giving it to Marley ins of dollars he's an editor at making cuts together old [ __ ] you don't even see it what do you mean do they have a successful cottage industry they've put together Brendan is a workhorse he's very competitive guy he's an athlete so as Brett as Brian has described like this guy got his hands on something and it's gone crazy they make [ __ ] t-shirts I've made one t-shirt in the past four years talk about t-shirts well by the way kind of busy you know acting in France sort of my day job that is true you know you are working you have been working yeah but then it's like you know there's a lot of things where it's like oh I'm trying to get my thing popped off I want to do this I want to make that where you're writing this you're doing that right right and then you don't and then that doesn't and nothing but then but then a show says yeah yeah TV sure sure excuse me and I have a message to Tiger belly fans right now this show Tiger belly don't I'm not Bobby and kalila know this show right here will never be parted off that diamond yeah we're gonna have new no no diamonds right we are every week and be religious about love giving you content I love it all right yeah and would there's no betrayal here I love it George is not gonna stab me in the back like some people that I know right this guy what's your name again what Jason thinlit is literally behind you sitting in the clubs in the country behind it just knowing about anybody in this unit look Bobby listen kalila I think that's wonderful I think that's what a podcast is about we are in the age of content we've had I don't mind saying a pretty funny conversation thus far there's a lot of irreverent people talking in a room of their house and the podcasting landscape right but this conversation has been pretty good and that's what podcast should be and a ten minute podcast we've completely betrayed that first of all it's only ten minutes to begin with so that's dumb and then and now we're just giving it away but yes like a like like a like a like a mystique painted Orca breaching yeah itself yeah in the in the waters of South Africa yeah can anybody name the songs from that band I named earlier any of the yeah oh [ __ ] holes of ocean else is one hoses one donut dan was it donut dance it was a fever fever something mineral yeah what do you think I should do do you think cuz we're here's what we decided yeah we're gonna stop doing the podcast and then maybe in a year we'll come out with a new podcast I I honestly believe this I honestly believe this I believe that you should always have be on a podcast I believe that will sasso because you have the equipment right I have I'll be honest with you - is that your podcast is one of the reasons why I have this podcast everything influences me right so the DVD essay influenced me a lot but also right around the dot at that time I remember going to your house with Cal and Antalya there yeah and doing being a guest on your 10 minute person and it was super fun and it gave me what planted planted the seed yeah and so you're so funny and your characters are so good I think there is it would be criminal for you not to be on that format I don't think that I think I honestly feel like there's a huge glut of them on the Internet and I think you I think that there I think that it's really hard to strike I think it's really hard to know hit paydirt nope no no I should just be I mean listen we're not house all the time no we make this right we have you have sponsors right yeah we have sponsors it also an argon we're making less than $1 Mark Evans inherit he gets the iTunes channel so immediately everyone that is subscribed to the Temne podcast is subscribed to the Mark Evans Tim in a pod yeah he's he's a very handy guy with all of his Photoshop and editing and After Effects but I've decided I'm gonna design an avatar for for the podcast maybe he'll hang on to it for a little while I don't know I keep the name he keeps the name yeah it keeps the he has the website the domain he gets the Twitter the stupid Facebook all the things that nobody gives a [ __ ] about he will get those and I and yeah and I don't know yeah you know I got a really nice message from someone today I'm gonna get real how about this Bobby I'm listening to you okay that's why I closed my eyes I'm listening okay I got a very nice message today on Instagram messenger right from a young man who said he'd been living listening to the show from the age of 13 now he's 19 years old and he said it's really shaped my sense of humor blah blah blah he said a lot of really nice things and he was really I I wrote him back you know you try to write these people back when they say something when they just you know when they share that hey you've done this thing and I've listened to it and here's how it's affected me I think a small percentage of people are obviously reaching out so it's important to go to you know thank the guy for doing that for sharing and for reaching out and he was very well-spoken and he said he said nice things and I don't want to you know but I told you I was getting serious and he goes uh I think you can probably pick up listening to the show alright here's the truth I feel like I have no idea what my I feel like I have no idea and maybe we've sort of talked about this because I don't do stand-up how I don't ever get to the point no I feel like I have no idea what the value is out there for some of the dumb things that I do because this guy was definitely is definitely picking up on the on the podcast that I'm very I'm playing around but I'm definitely like a [ __ ] you know whatever here goes the podcast it's gone here's a dumb wrestling joke and blah blah blah and the diamond ting this and that we want less listeners and all this [ __ ] and those who are left you guys are our diamonds you're the ones who get every [ __ ] joke we value you more as your you know compatriots fall off the side this guy picked up on that and was like hey you know this whenever the nice things he said and he goes that's something to be proud of well yeah I don't think pride has any place in comedy or entertainment I think it's a thing it's a poison right yeah do you think I you even saying it you've been saying it you saying what he just said you know struck a chord of me just now yeah yeah I've never really thought of it that way but you were correct pride has no place in it don't pretend to cry I'm not [ __ ] out you actually how you sound when you yeah you've seen me cry you do the broken voice like that yeah so I grab feel like but don't touch me there so I do feel like thing yeah dog was your Grandpa's name Bob no is that why you're only Bob when you're serious no I don't know so I kind of feel like oh yeah I don't to take your to take your audience to a new thing you have to believe that there's an audience that wants your will shut the [ __ ] I'm telling you right now all right all right I'm Michael you just shut the [ __ ] up for a second you know you're a guy who is a comedy entity out there writer he was on a sketch show for years you were the star one of the stars of MADtv during its prime yeah all right I don't forget that was 35 years ago yeah it doesn't [ __ ] matter it wasn't right five years ago you dick [ __ ] sorry go on or [ __ ] compliment and you're playing [ __ ] right but right yeah sure since the show started you make it anymore or naked you're making me so just warm in here six people is [ __ ] room alright blue I all right so we have one blue eye oh well I'm just saying is that you know I'm dumb no I'm slept just listen to what I'm saying I'm dumb I'm slapped I don't know nothing right nosotros paya to you and everyone you know and the vibe is this is is that you think that I think that people who should listen to me I don't think so but you know what I resonate with people let me talk done it's a [ __ ] miracle but I go up sorry why do you do that I'm listening I'm just I know but can I just save what I want to say just say nice things about yourself alright let me let me everyone is very respect me we spend yeah you're very happy I am I am not the most educated person but I try and I'm not dumb I'm not [ __ ] by my smart that better okay but I go on the road I read emails I read a little comments about myself I get the artists like this artist I was just noticing this art we just got this today very love and an artist you know what's his name Alberto Reyes created these two yeah right of me and kalila incredible and you know he they write letter saying that I helped them and I'm motivating and I'm uh and I don't know why so I just keep doing it mmm-hmm and I feel like there is a reason why I should be doing this podcast yes I don't know what the end game is I don't know what the end result is gonna be that's I'm not doing it for money I'm doing it for just it you know in many ways it reinvented myself really how I think that you know if if you were to read a book about Bobby Lee you know there would be a chapter on kalila the you know when I met kalila yeah and what a big influence she is in my life and this podcast has everything to do with her but it also has everything to do with the revival of my career I wasn't working at all really yeah until we started doing this and I got a bunch of [ __ ] because of this and I got because of this it doubled my road audience okay it made me money yeah it it did a lot of things and I'm not gonna downplay my fans out there that listen to Tiger belly they are my foundation no stops papaya to you mm-hmm and to your family and cons I have four papayas no no so those papaya means we are but no it doesn't it means we papaya we papaya we pop yeah no we are I've never been to South Asia I've never been to the Asia's it's not it's Hispanic in origin well yeah but sorry but like Filipino yeah we're Mexican yeah you're Mexican you're Mexican okay but I think that by you doing a podcast is important because there are people out there that you might not necessarily know right that relate to you I don't know any of my audience will you meet them ever oh yeah I meet them sometimes years ago when we used to do live shows yeah yeah yeah now they're on the internet but what I do stand-up they come to my show that's amazing thank you well I don't do stand-up though you could did that bit here's the thing about you and I'm gonna say something real about you and I'm gonna say something that you're not gonna like and it might cause a fight I'm gonna say it anyway because I lost your room okay is one of that any other [ __ ] you are missing right hundreds of thousands of dollars by not doing stand-up you it is an ability okay it is an ability that you have I've seen you go up alive you opened for me at the Irvine remember that one time as a character David Greco open for you I saw I understand that but if Will Sasso did it yeah you could make so much money I've told you I don't like stand up for me Rosenbaum does it who Michael Rosenbaum who's that Lex Luthor odd the Smallville you don't know Michael oh yeah he's a friend of yours yeah yeah I know who he is no the a you should note donating those two should know each other yeah but you two together with Rose Michael Rosen bottoms out I thought you were talking I don't know who you're talking about some but yeah I know who that it's a [ __ ] it's a chunk of money that you're missing it's sort of I know but you don't have to do it that's fine you never know no you know why you're not gonna do it because you're [ __ ] weak yeah you live in fear and you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll tell you what camera just look at the mirrors I've at a camera yeah he's doing it to the camera that's the real Tiger belly if there's a like a [ __ ] show he's doing to a hole in the wall like Andy Kaufman is a 10 year old he's like looking around like there's no audience for people here oh he's [ __ ] hallucinating what is happening it's so happy with himself and he's look at he's getting it from the audience in there here's the thing I have great respect for stand-up I love stand-up I've always you know we had all the albums when I was growing up I had an older brother and sisters so my tastes were sort of you know you know sort of helped along by them and you know we had the Karlin and all the [ __ ] and Gilda live that was a good one great with that on on 8-track and Steve Martin of course so anyway so here's my thing I don't you know me I don't really like to go up in front of people and talk and give my opinion it's not interesting to me I think it's I think it's I think that's oversaturated I think that your profession as a comedian is under siege by [ __ ] with inflated egos who think just holding a microphone and flapping their [ __ ] gums into it is something and it's not and I feel like artistically I want to and I strive to even though you know we all try to make things and they don't always work out or whatever but I'm always working on something that no one's ever gonna see and it's been that way for a long time I don't know that just getting up in front of people and going you know I don't know I don't want to I'm not trying to [ __ ] on stand-up at all I love stand-up I love funny stand i watch a lot of who's the guy I watched that guy Dave Chappelle yeah and I also watched the the black guy Chappelle yeah again yeah I saw that stuff you listen to vulture pal it's not the same guy no two different guys oh yeah so I've seen his I've seen their their Netflix gave to Bel Air Ronaldo Chapelle would that be funny if Dave Chappelle had like another Chappelle like should put like Gallagher - yeah I'll be cool okay so anyway but yeah so thank you for the encouraging words I wasn't and I'm not gonna say I wasn't being encouraging I know you just being real that's Bobby being real Bobby being Bob when kalila doesn't want to do this anymore that's gonna be the name of your podcast Bobby B and Bob and you're not gonna go for jokes just gonna be seriously [ __ ] and you're gonna have a bunch of like you know dr. Drew like yes seriously but no III would love to do you know I was having this Coke a I've had this conversation before with other people who I respect to medically like yourself who have taken the time to say do you say thank you okay and who have said oh well you should be doing some more live [ __ ] I totally want to I just don't know what that is okay because I don't want to bother him tell him don't don't shut me down and go you don't have to do it you don't have to do it cuz that's you being fearful you don't want to hear the end of what I'm saying oh [ __ ] this unless this guy wants to get confrontational yeah you wanna get confrontational you want to give a [ __ ] you want real i'll pay myself like a [ __ ] worker and swim into shark-infested while going mystique I'm not afraid I'll go mystique calmest I'm a jellyfish go inside the ocean home gonna get so trip anyway yeah I'll do I want to do more live [ __ ] I'm honestly I have been very fortunate enough to be busy and out of 10 or college shooting a lot yeah yeah yeah so and I'm what are you working on now that I thought that people couldn't watch I'm the new Batman yeah yeah know what I got I got a couple films coming out what are they well the the burning woman there's one there's a oh I'm in Super Troopers too oh yeah yeah that's coming out myself Tyler Labine and Hayes MacArthur you know Hayes a lot of Tyler oh you guys work together love me Tyler and hey love those guys yeah you too Hayes Hayes MacArthur I love you the three of us are our evil Mounties we're the bad guys oh that's [ __ ] amazing and and Rob Lowe is the mayor of a fictitious Canadian town Wow look with Rob yeah yeah we nice very nice guy handsome oh yeah it's handsomest [ __ ] yeah yeah 64 years old I [ __ ] believe that we must sleep in a hyperbaric chamber yeah and yes I got a couple of you know filmy films coming out we're doing another season of the show I did last year called Loudermilk which is Ron Livingston and myself oh that was good yeah yeah and I'm doing this and that and that this and I'm ended up on things I'm going off to shoot a film in a about a month here they were shooting in Georgia and and yeah but I would love to do forget it I love stop it that's what it does forget oh [ __ ] what do we had time wine me undies who do dude hey I'm gonna be in Branson who Moomba the way we end our show is your [ __ ] show yeah captain of this ship oh yeah yeah okay I love you so much I love you too I'm a lightweight lady entire it's really I'm with my little sticker whale [ __ ] [ __ ] we're not really [ __ ] race you are [ __ ] that thing called unhelpful advice I'm telling you something yeah and you're gonna listen I was nice to you and all those people who didn't even bother to hang out with you and I hung out with you right remember that one time we went down to Long Beach cuz a buddy of mine wanted to meet a girl oh yeah that was remember now that was terrible yeah we were good buddies to him to me was went down to Long Beach did you support him he wanted to see about a girl who's that black guy that used to hang out with bell-bottoms all the time oh yeah yeah Shan Shan I like yeah he was cool ah and it was different time the night I know one time you don't mind me do a halo tournament at your house yeah you were no no he wasn't in his forties yet wasn't playing video games good night everybody thanks for listening to Tiger belly I'm Will Sasso we'll see an example buddy right now I well I wasn't gonna ask you you know what yeah I can I can say this cuz she's never gonna listen but not I went on three dates with a nice young lady how did you meet her see here's the thing here's the thing with will he doesn't like talking about happen he doesn't like talking about his private life and ice and I think that's really fair well yeah that's fair you guys run this thing together that's very easy something about Bobby when we first got together he went on a ton of podcast talk about how I aborted his baby talked about what my vagina looked like I mean and he put it out I we broke up probably three times when we first started dating because he couldn't shut his [ __ ] mouth about me yeah so I think what you're doing is nice well I've always been very private like that I like that Bobby's asleep no I think that's a yeah I don't know I don't tell anybody anything at all give a [ __ ] but I hear you minute I Slayer your three dates right and you like her a lot that's all you have to [ __ ] say you [ __ ] [ __ ] and say I liked her a lot but you like you like a wonderful person all right that's it it's a very long email very lovely person give me the [ __ ] email can't wait for her and everybody now me live stant live stand-up comedy hey I'm gonna try out some [ __ ] here before we go hey you know this Donald Trump wants to want to put up a wall and keep the Mexicans out yeah who's gonna build that wall [Laughter] very good and I've heard that joke before I know yeah I watched the thing on YouTube about Carlos Mencia yeah Joe Rogan said that an orange of fear right it was his joke but they're kind of everybody's jokes these jokes some of them are yeah because I'm oh no no you can go up and stand up and say hey what's going I had dogs I'll tell you what that Donald Trump that guy wants to that guy wants to take all the dreamers and and and get rid send them back to the countries they're from even not I tell you tell you something else well maybe you should have a dream about getting sending his hair don't dude no because we came all this way don't have it we came all this can I say something I don't have it what is this [ __ ] last meal you can't do last comic you're not the mind or the bravery I'm helpful advice with Barbie kalana will second city right there friends Wow hi Bob sounds like that homeless guy with the really good voice oh the man from seven years ago yep hi Bobby kalila my boyfriend I just broke up after two years he was bipolar and refused to take medication the relationship became mentally abusive I don't have any self esteem anymore your podcast is the only thing that keeps me smiling I've listened to every episode so we were supposed to move to LA together in September he wanted to pursue a career in music and I wanted to pursue fashion and event planning but that's what I went to school for and love he has an internship in a music production set up because of my connections out there should I tell my close friend he is going to intern for about our breakup and our relationship was really like I think she's trying to say tell my close friend he's about she set up the internship yeah so she's asking if she should tell the people at the internship about his getting off his medication and basically sabotaging his move to LA yes well I mean it'll more yeah is the only person I really know out there I don't know who else I could live with I don't know if I could afford to live alone I just feel like it's really complicated now and I feel discouraged and about trying to pursue my own dreams she dodged a bullet and her the reason that she's upset is because she's connecting all of the all of her hopes wants and dreams to this [ __ ] guy and he's a zoo you do not want to move to LA with a bipolar dude who's a musician [ __ ] you couldn't write that any funnier than right no that's a disaster that's a nightmare right America as far as telling them about telling the people with the internship whether or not I would say no cuz just just disassociate with that and now only that I would be like all that and get not have them get the internship no I wouldn't even go that far I'll tell you what I'll tell you why just let me hear my thought though all right well you didn't hear mine about stand-up it's are we good well listen looking if I was dating not you but let's say I was did it grow let's do they make up a name Sabrina classic - bring it on Paul kovitch ooh yes Sabrina Vukovich well that's the name of the girl um hey you know you knew that I made that up right yeah I did no no I didn't it was getting [ __ ] no I don't get [ __ ] I'm you receiving no I do not receive it I'm 43 years old I tell every woman before I hang out with them that my dick doesn't work as a matter of fact this is this is damn true I don't even I don't kiss on the first date a lot of times not even the second or third date I just want to get to know more have kids you do great dad I wrote you here please 10 set I'm just gonna run off to Canada build a log cabin yeah you know work like make candles or something and just have like seven kids like find out you know I don't believe in big age gap relationship yeah but I'm like I'm 43 right so I got to get so I got to get like a 21 year old girl and just just someone I know can what am I just Baron a charity the machine no I'm but I'm talking about I want right you want a fresh product I want eleven kids yeah yeah I want yeah would you support that now keep in mind there's not gonna be a whole there's gonna be even less time for stand-up I could do the car if you called me and you said that I would probably go now that's a mistake get back here not only that is is that I I mean and you can PMP I've argued with people about this before your dream is your dream din yeah but anyway and when you're our age you're drunk that's an end it doesn't end no no it doesn't have to end it's not it you know what kind of I'm doing better now they've ever have sure and I want to quit if I were to quit three years ago talking about Hannah in a [ __ ] ranch yeah making candles that sounds awesome amazing life I tell you what a couple of my buddies got back to our hometown we were from yeah about a couple months ago I was visiting one of the guys I see him all the time I tell you they're a hoot and well I'm dry I'm driving down the street to my buddy's place yeah it's like 9 p.m. we're in the you know Western Canadian suburbs they're outside of Vancouver yeah and in my hometown and there's like a couple of little dudes like 10 years old riding their BMX bikes the midgets no lights no little dudes like it's oh and they're riding their bikes like they don't have any lights they have reflectors yeah less [ __ ] on their bikes than the stranger things kids right and they're just riding their bikes down the street uh-huh at nine o'clock yeah there's no rapist or killers or pedophiles in Canada uh-huh right yeah don't you want to raise your kids there and they make some candles I see the four candles thirty years later right what are they doing making soy candles know their kids are riding their [ __ ] bicycles turning the motorbikes yeah they're now and they're a [ __ ] they're in the health and they're doing math alright I'm sorry to interrupt anyway this this lady what my point was is that you know if I was going going on with a woman by name of Sabrina Malkovich Malkovich Yeah right classic thank you and she was bipolar and we broke up and I got our inter job internship shut job somewhere of a different City Comedy Store in my head yeah Comedy Store in my head was like this [ __ ] is [ __ ] bipolar she could snap write shoot up [ __ ] the place and that's not gonna be good it's also gonna reflect poorly on you yeah or poorly on me yeah so um pull it pull it what a great podcast you only take one question yeah [ __ ] you you talking everybody and one lucky listener one lucky listener we're gonna fix your life bipolar bipolar actions are not asked to do this podcast by appreciate and you know what after a while is like you know what we don't need them now that you've been on it we missed you I'm recording your own it we may we missed the magic of Will Sasso on this podcast and I wish to God that you would do it again I'll do your podcast again Bobby and kalila yeah yeah you were so good thanks man and we didn't really dive into a lot no you got good and personal no we need more personal next time we'll work into it all right but that you were really amazing thanks thank you so much for doing for having me I love you like your family like your family and I'll do it any time I live just up the street I'm in Los Feliz I know I've been to your house it's uh oh you know I ran to Matt Braunger a while back love them well I love Matt and you know we hang out and stuff but before he I didn't know he was living in my neighborhood he's not now but he had this is a dumb story you know what I'll tell you off the air and your listeners can be a little upset well not just kind of makes he just my how about that why don't you do this you tell this everyone knows it's a dumb story all right I'll tell the story it's cap it off but let me say something right now it's gonna reflect on you and your abilities but I want you to do it anyway tell the story now you have to end up with the story all right so anyway so my anyway so I run into Matt around the corner from my house and he goes I go what are you doing you live here yeah I go yeah I'm up here around the corner he goes we round that corner yeah he goes what do you come I go again like a couple of houses up on the thing and he goes he goes are you near Castle Wolfenstein and I said what and he goes there's a house up there that looks he goes me and my gal call it Castle Wolfenstein yeah cuz it looks like there's a guy up there just breeding wolves and I go I think I'm dr. wolf it's that's my house you're describing yeah because no no it's [ __ ] thing it looks like Gargamel's [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah the Smurfs and then he came over and he was like what the [ __ ] yeah you live there master Wolfenstein it's a great you know what I love about your house oh you can't go to red Finn and find a house like that that's like there's a it's a one-of-a-kind house I bought well the [ __ ] did you find that castle because it was 2002 well they make castles this is [ __ ] the 1700 what you're [ __ ] talking I know my house was built in 1612 it was the early is probably in Los Angeles how did you find it though you just drove by and go I want to live there no I went to a different place no I actually I I jumped out of a house up the Hollywood Hills cuz I didn't know where the [ __ ] to live when I decided to buy a house and they said and then I had to jump out during escrow because there were some structural things I started a new search it was in Los Feliz I was at this one house they said have you been by this house in Nana and they told me where I said no and I walked in there and some some things happened that were nice like they dropped the price a lot the morning that I walked walked in because it was very it was very ugly there had been there had been many years of you know renovations and stuff that reflected the time period when it was renovated right so I I you know I restored it with a contractor and designer back to the original thing that it was but you know the house was built in the 1930s and and so that was the thing but it was also because the market in 2002 was very different than it was even the next year in 2003 yeah and everything exploded and then we had the you know the economic collapse of you know 708 so then you couldn't really get into these anyways very it's a great house I was very fortunate I regret even asked that's not a really good way to you know what was okay we should end it that yeah yeah because just like you said you did some 10 minute podcasts and it inspired you to move forward yeah perhaps it will everyone clap right now they're not no staffs up for coming by or not all put it off they're not all home run cut it off sometimes people just what any shows about yeah I bet the AH scenario improv just want to know about the Ontario love this weekend you want to hear about REM check you know I'm most applying here about an improv I get when you get those papers in right and I wanna oh I understand Brian Ortega for killing [ __ ] keep it because it will improve the Frankie you might as 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from here and just absolutely turn it to mush there's one thing that's always overgrown in my body and that's my triceps is that because of swimming or genetics I think it's just genetics from somebody in my family who has big try center mom how do we my mom yeah it's weird it's like I could do nothing and they just they're there yeah I don't do anything and they look skinny so yeah that's that kalila we get it yeah huge muscle nice try not not muscles just triceps muscles yeah but it's one muscle like my quads aren't good my ass isn't good my stomach's not you got a huge muscle my traps are not good my delts aren't good but my triceps are pretty hot but that's right I don't um guys thank you for leaving us reviews on iTunes we appreciate it and we're gonna do a couple more shoutouts today George you got you got one oh my gosh out out - Megan Cooper who says viva los nosotros papaya revolution and a lot of other nice things but that's the most important this one is great this is from ol TK and it's 5 stars he said best show my nine-year-old daughter told me about this show while and I've been hooked ever since fakes kalila why are you trying to reach out to night rolls I'm guessing we got that nine-year-old from JK news I I'm yeah you should probably not allow your child to listen but also thank you bank shot it to the nine-year-old that every child who's listening tell your parents tell your older siblings let's uh Oh going I wanted to announce some of Bobby's dates Bobby will be at the Ontario improv this weekend that's the 9th through the 11th and then next weekend he'll be in El Paso Texas and then the weekend after that he I think he's will go to Bobby Lee live.com go to the website yeah go to Bobby Lee live.com and I'm gonna post newer dates because I think in April mid-april he's also gonna be at the Denver Comedy Works and he is he yeah he has a couple of road dates coming up I also wanted to ask the audience a really important question so over the last six months I've been getting a more frequent jaw pain and I never used to think I had TMJ problems you know the TMJ like the clicking in your this temper you know can you elaborate like why that happens I don't I over I don't know people usually people who grind their teeth this happens - I don't grind my teeth but I clench down when I'm anxious so like even during this podcast like I I'm trying to make a conscious effort not to clench my teeth but the pain has gotten so bad to where I'm starting to slur my words because I don't want to open my mouth too big when I talk and any of you guys who have any solutions for TMJ please let me know I'm so desperate oh messenger please yeah let me know like what has worked for you I'm I'm gonna go see an acupuncturist I'm gonna go see my dentist but this pain in my face is so awful so if you had any experiences help me out that's I give her someone helpful advice no just give her helpful advice yeah just give me helpful advice on how to reduce my face pain and my jaw pain and click that's sad are you breaking down you're so strong dude eat healthy you work out why you die I've stuck to what dick in my life yeah hey that will do it you know what do much dick ii just destroy your pocket I know it my good my best guy friends today he's like why'd you have to suck so much dick no it was very the mouth once if someone has to say that - that means you sent a lot no I wouldn't say I sucked more dick than the average girl but I've sucked you know enough to know how to suck a good dick I suck a great dick yes we know that okay thank you I'm just putting it out there okay and now I have TMJ to prove it to prove my big [ __ ] prowess there's a lot of internationals penis as well a lot of everything traveled in the average Americans yeah and then you know what nine-year-old girl or boy when you suck a lot of dick like me we get TMJ dr3 so don't do it you had jaw problems - don't suck too much dick one dick every five years prevent TMJ exact science yeah any announcements George I know that's it leave us an iTunes review please and we'll be reading all the latest ones on the podcast or not all the latest ones but we'll be reading a smattering of the latest I like that word a lot s'matter it's mattering Dave Chappelle used it at the Oscars oh yeah last night he's like I like the smattering of applause I was like oh great he should host any thoughts on the Oscars any like thing that stuck out - you're kinda like uh or like yay I thought it was a great Oscars fun Jimmy Kimmel last year I thought he hoes it better I think it was again you have to address the elephant in the room so I think he did a good job doing that I just watched Bobby and I watched a shape of water yesterday last time after the Oscars and we loved it I watched all those movies what was your interpretation spoiler alert what was your interpretation of her getting the gills was she already one of was that did he give her the gills at the end or was she already the the lost girl that they found and that she was in fact an officiai gerson amphibian mm-hmm what was your interpretation or that love create that he get he had the power I think that he I'll stick to the the less fun option and he just gave her gills at the end the love Creek gave her gills I tell Bobby all the time it's like that's my dream come true turn me into a fish give me gills he's like you would want to live down there I'm like yeah if I can at least visit you guys once a week and the docks you know and like my little mermaid fins and my gills and then you know and he he that's so crazy like the when you first made that uh we have the the graphic with us and you in the mermaid for yeah I didn't realize when you show me that other picture that's something you've been drawing since I was six years old I thought that was like a recent thing like oh I'm a swimmer I'll put the mermaid thing that's something you've been like forever I I swear to you like I think from the my sixth birthday to my 12th birthday you know you blow your candle and you make a wish it was never anything there's two things that I always wished for make it to the Olympics and then grow some gills like I wanted to be some [ __ ] ocean dwelling mammal okay it'll be down here I'd miss you guys for sure I'd miss you would you come visit me at the dog I would feed you like krill krill it's good for your skin I know I'd want something chunkier like like a whale dick is is very very big yeah we know how big a whale I don't think whales walking on with a micropenis but you know how you don't have a bone in your dick they actually have like a bone to support their penis hair crunchy noises sometimes my marine biology professor dr. Gago he elected no it's not this is named as Gago he's he was so hot okay professor Gago hot professor god are you one of my favorite professors but he brought in Jesus he some one of his friends uses it as a party for like the fruit punch and no one knows it's actually like a whale peanuts that are using but I was very fascinated and it was massive right now is creepy okay guys that's our show some of you been asking about when's the next merch cuz your stuff is sold out there will be emerge happening in the next couple of weeks just be on the lookout on our social media even on kalila social media which is calamity kay tiger belly social media we will be releasing some hints and when that may drop right now if you're on YouTube I am wearing the hoodie it's very soft it's a very premium and we've got a great embroidered tiger belly Bobby Elmo's glue bottle on there we'll have beanie coming out a t-shirt and we'll bring back the sticker packs so be on the lookout for that anything else want to say to the peoples the slop Kingdom pilot before you go I just helped me with my lockjaw headlock job George thanks again to our sponsors uh so check out live.com slash belly and our sponsor Brooklyn and also if you'd like to also if you'd like to be a sponsor of our podcast write us at the Tiger belly at gmail.com and attention George yes and maybe sponsor in that email too but close enough yeah but if you're like a look at pizza shop or whatever we're happy to have the sponsor are people who know the show right right alright guys oh I shot at IgE talking that funny I like funny edits out there oh yes yes thank you all right guys have a good one [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 631,227

Keywords: Will Sasso, tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, all things comedy, mad tv, 10 minute podcast, ten minute podcast, chris d'elia, bryan callen, canada, nosotros papaya

Id: g_8_0BMjB4w

Length: 88min 29sec (5309 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 08 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Tastybread]

I adore Will Sasso. Been listening to TMP since it’s inception. The episodes with Bobby you could always tell he had a reverence for Will and I think that’s why this episode felt a little off to me. TMP has kind of been abandoned by its audience and Will seems a little lost here and I don’t think Bobby liked seeing him in that state.