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nope maybe it's a somber occasion [ __ ] do it again five four three two lo my name is Bobby Lee welcome to another episode of Tiger Valley I'm a very somber mood today and I'd like to do a moment of silence for the victims of Hurricane Emma I like to sing a song it's a old spiritual song and I think it's from the Bible well they heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord but you don't really care for music do ya no pull up or low guys well it goes like this the fourth the fifth the minor fall and the major lift the baffled King composing hallelujah all right finish it nah you know what when you interrupted me during the song that made me mad why did you do that no no no you said you said you'd corrected the worry but it's supposed to be hallelujah but it wasn't he said it second and it's called hallelujah during the song you name the name of the song yeah yeah I know that's the song I'm the one that looked it up all right you don't think I don't think I know you don't think that I know what the song is let's start all over well you open it this time right you open up the said the way we did I just did it okay and then talk about hurricane tore my a little bit - no no talk about hurricane or a mom that's perfect doesn't matter you asked for it you know point a little bit so okay listen me yes I want you to open go ahead go by forth through all five go you point out if you don't do the five four three two one welcome back to another episode of Tiger belly I am Stevie we be the guest we have Bobby rippy kalila and Gilbert I wanted to have a little moment of silence for the victims all the victims from Hurricane Emma around the Florida region I don't know the impact or how the magnitude of the hurricane but it seems pretty bad on the news okay there's a lot of people that got swept up silence pirates member the silent wait can I take about a broom I'm sorry you're gonna edit this so right George you know we're not the thing is I don't know what's going on that's not what's going on in the world I didn't even know what's hurricane or a month no I don't watch nobody say you know what's that I don't watch the news he goes Houston hmm please you know that one yeah but it's not the same one dermis in Florida right I told you that was high mm-hmm catastrophic catastrophic catastrophic yeah yeah I don't watch the news why I haven't watched the news I don't watch anything toilet hey I want you to ask my brother I don't know anything about the country who people I don't know what's going on with Trump if he doesn't choose to know it then I just probably I just turned the other truck I can I ask you a torch can I ask you a simple question yeah who's the vice president no no no bean I'm being real who's the vice president of the United States Robert mm-hmm do you really don't know Robert II honey I don't even know yeah Benson yeah Benson headers intercept by the UFC yeah yeah Kotler from the show Benson Clifford Benson that's it that's it I can't read I got it you got it right on [ __ ] you know Clifford Benson yeah yeah our vice president is named Mike Pence Mike Pence okay shout out to Mike pants are doing a good job when Obama was there I was happy and then now it's a yeah we've got dump Trump Oh oh don't drop yeah so you got that down yeah yeah I don't me ask you this though um Steve you don't know anything I don't care you don't care I just choose not to pay attention I'm sorry I know I'm one of those bad citizens but I just you know maybe better for you I know I know what's it that's just all a distraction their stuff beyond their and different dimensions that are control the reptilians are controlling all of them okay speaking of reptilians have you ever been to the have you ever been to the Denver Airport swept away have you ever been to the Denver Airport yeah Monty was there there's a whole reptilian theory behind that whole airborne the symbolic every given a balloon a theater man what about what about the Kodak there's all kinds of um samiri where they do the Academy Award yeah oh yeah reptilian read what's on the Jimmy Kimmel building masonry is built on the hearts of men yeah no one ever springs that up right at the Jimmy Kimmel building cross street kodak theater yeah what's there some meanwhile 50 some Mexican guy was like I had to put that on the building a little puts it on there he doesn't know that he's doing [ __ ] what's your most what are you what calamitous natural disaster are you most afraid of Oh like uh maybe a major major earthquake like on the the vault like I mean the the fault of the fault line the fault line like a major catastrophic thing that's you're like because you have like reoccurring dreams like wearing no but I've had bad dreams like look I just I've been I've been I've been scratching on your sleep yeah I don't know yeah I had a dream about like a demon at UH that attacked me in our old house in Poway we held on and then you scratched yourself for the DVR and then you I don't know I don't remember how I got this yogi yeah you scratch yourself yeah but that diamond is grand yeah well maybe I don't know but I use a bad dream like the Fourth Kind what are you you and I grew up yeah we pretty the same house same house we grew up with the same parents and it was a haunted house it was did house it was a haunted house let's talk about that we already talked about that okay but you believe in this stuff huh yeah yeah I do I do okay well boring dreams of like natural disasters I don't have reoccurring dreams I have dreams about um like one time dad was Superman he was a super me was wearing a Superman costume he was like really sad on a bench that's all I remember oh my god that's a saddest dream ever what do you how do you interpret that why do you think that's it is he's dressed in a Superman costume dad what do you want we're alone on a bench okay what are you wearing he was just sitting there on a bench you know what how I interpret that I tried to be your Superman but failed oh that's what it is he tried to be you guys he did heroic things but no one recognized them yeah and so he's like all right or dad was drunk and he just decided to wear a Superman costume he had a bad temper well then he could be with that bub Steve calls me superhero who was a drunk Will Smith plays him it's a good movie good what my brother called me a couple weeks ago and he goes blow up like oh yeah he goes I think I need to rage help oh no anger management the anger management yeah I think it's time what's the last episode tell them what happened well my girlfriend you could edit this too because she doesn't want to be brought up it's a [ __ ] thing we'll talk about your friend James yeah his girlfriend yeah yeah talk about your friend James and his girlfriend so James and his girlfriend okay yeah yeah well James well the girlfriend has noticed that James been getting a little bit more temperamental yeah but what happened just the tone of the voice well what the waffle wait okay well James was hook up one morning and I just James and his girl went to Trader Joe's yeah one huh that week I bought waffles yeah yeah favorite chose waffles maple syrup and butter yeah is it maple syrup in the waffle already or on its board Oh James yeah yeah go go go pin was craving waffles and said hey can can you make me a waffle - yeah cuz she wanted a waffle - yeah so James's girlfriend made a waffle yeah she made the waffle first but then um and then ate at first because James was still sleeping because James really he really like loves to sleep okay and so when James wakes up he notices that he his girlfriend was gonna use the same plate that she just used for James this sounds normal cuz she doesn't want to use up too but damn well the thing is like weeks before they bought went to Ikea oh no knows that target we got the like double size double set James is OCD yeah yeah what was his voice just was just kind of annoyed like dude you're gonna use that same plate you just used yeah and I have a plate too and then they would wait and then what did James his girlfriend do well he started to cry I went too far James no James went too far yeah James went too far and James raised his voice and yeah you know what I mean yeah I do so I thought about our dad no blame blame you know James's dad James had an episode a neighbor - right James Olmos yeah James gone to fight with his neighbor upstairs recently yeah yeah I hate cuz because that neighbor always smirks or at his dog smirking is that good like it's a smile like smart yeah like what does that mean scoffs murk is like a little guy oh well that too kinda like scoffs mark yeah a scoffs Bob yeah yeah classic Scott smile dog again Oh like that yeah and then when I went and then he lives above me and then so when he went up he said you don't own this you don't own any of this okay white yeah is he gay neighbors a game yeah nice a sneer no his name's Adam no listen his name's at stop his name's Adam let me add up me saying Adam Adam in the gay it's an icon it does matter to me in the store as a matter he could be great if it's over five behind the white guys wanted a well if it's a 900-pound summer one guy it makes it different mmm making a gay guy makes it a different story yeah and then so I man I just snapped would you say you what you want to talk about it come down here okay let's get let's say let's do it oh my god James let's do it let's do it then I gum and then I close the door I go I'm gonna [ __ ] punch this [ __ ] oh my god oh my and then and then I closed the door on Kalani James what's up man and I was like what's up yeah like that yeah it was kind of like you know one of the when I did that at the market either yeah yeah so James like close he's like James is right here yeah I go are you drunk cuz James is known to drink and do weird things around the complex atoms has a history of getting drunk and doing weird things around my table yeah yeah and then one time he knocked on my door to uh like out for though he's like he had like a we had it like weed on him he was like - yep you have a lighter it was like 4:00 in the morning so he did your op though yeah I was up that's when I lived in the old Robin I wasn't up but dude though knock on my door dude don't hook on my door I was never cool I don't we just never got along I mean that guy are you still there yeah he's still there he's like one of those neighbors from hell mm-hm we've all you know am I alone here I mean you guys haven't your long experience you're definitely alone in this nylon we had we had a neighborhood I'm sorry she we should go let's go back from the beginning we had a neighborhood now let's make it right let's redo this episode oh no because I said like some I said don't worry about it I'm sorry George what do you suppose I Steve I'm sorry so let's talk about your tattoo huh so test yeah we just took a test or 1% of the population are called super recognizers mean to say that they can discern different faces and different facial what do you call it traits very very well yeah there's 1 percent of the population called like indigenous there they're basically face blind and so they can't even recognize their own face sometimes and they're in a very bad with like distinguishing like I brought it up because I went to work today and one of my bosses has that disease oh yeah it's called propak nausea probe agnosia so basically let me just say this off for a second ok what he just did for the last two minutes he - now definitely tuned out Jerry of the whole thing the [ __ ] no no the thing is I was my mind was I was still on the atom thing like still reeling like why do I bring that up yeah and I'm thinking of the editing and stuff yeah and then you guys are talking about an app okay can I try to read like just regurgitate what you just said yeah there is an app out there you go what did we just say go ahead there's an app out there there's an app yeah that it could recognize it's it's a facial recognition app yes and so it's for people yeah okay there's an app out there what you just said yes yeah and it's people who can't recognize faces they'll meet someone and be like I don't recognize I go back to meet up yeah who the hell is that and then they go to the gap and they go to the it's Frank no no no there's an app that has a test so there's a test and then it's like it may be a 10 to 20 question it's I get more of like a 50 question thing and then you kind of you it just goes through like your you know your memorization that you can get start getting better at it yes you get better at yeah because it's like to do in everything has nothing to do what we were talking about my fans all right let's start from the top I'm Alyssa now watch okay so there's a disease called pro peg nausea where people cannot recognize familiar faces so even if I've seen you 50 times when I see you again I still don't know who you are I've met people like that oh really so one percent of well I don't can't say their name but like you know I've met him before like at a meeting and they'll go what's your name again memorable oh my god no I'll be honest with you I like coladas thought that I had it it's just that because some people that I you know I I meet a lot of her friends even a lot of comics come up to me and go and I just don't they're not that memorable yeah at first if you're not paying attention either you know you and I don't hear do people don't pay attention to a meeting okay so there's one percent of people who are face blind that's Pro Pack no-show okay and there's one person I haven't met any new I'm sorry I take that back there probably are if it's 1% of the population that's oh no I know like what's I said that I was open you confuse that which is forgetting people's name Wow once I said that I was open for ridicule and so I just I really killed you a little bit oh you're about what I said a little bit because I'm a I'm not saying I'm like a you know popular oh I'm not a goes there's a larger scheme of things and like maybe little pockets of society I am really offended you huh did you see it my face a little bit what it is is this yeah he all say so it's like and then I'll do a little take I'll go in my mind all right it's like when it's like when what's Hulk Hogan's alter-ego now Hulk Incredible Hulk like Bruce banners pants ripping a little jean shorts and you go oh don't get him more mad yeah yeah yeah and then then that you know but I haven't done that in a long time you just did it no no you mean full rage not full rage but you a little can't split a little bit Mike okay let's go back to it okay so one percent of people who are face blind and another 1% of part of the population that are called super recognizers and these are people who usually work in the FBI who are able to really look at someone one time and recognize them again they can look at them for five seconds very briefly and then be able to recognize them again like months from now there are people who are just able to look at the facial structure and just remember it forever I'm like that okay so there's a test for it there's a test Bobby I took the test I got eight out of eight out of 14 you have to score over a ten out of get ten out of the 14 in order to be a suitor eight out of 14 he's a superhero he was like eight out of 14 that must mean I have some like I'm an x-men yeah I'm like no you literally didn't even pass hey you're not a super recognizer but we're gonna take what he gets then eight and a fortune you get higher than you know no I'm not yeah so the test is this you're gonna look at a person's photograph for five seconds and it's going to stand in the next page you're supposed to pick them out of a lineup okay let's do it you're gonna do that 14 times while Steve's doing that okay I feel a lot of pressure oh yeah we're gonna take a moment for our sponsors guys yeah 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that mean I mean there was animal feces everywhere and they cleaned right before I left every single bathroom all the drains were clogged first of all sir what are you doing he wipes with paper towel I mean I learned that the hard way you can't do that yep because I just didn't have toilet paper so I use paper towel yeah so everything I can't you wash my hands and like the [ __ ] sink anymore cuz it's just up to here and then the house just smelled so bad yeah what did you do I don't know I just live like living I was gone how long were you go day and a half not even a full two days those like a week no idea no I don't know I would dude it's like you look at my hotel rooms when I go on the road yeah that's always leave like whenever I leave a room I always leave like 40 bucks on the table there's all even read a nook sorry you're right the my note yeah because it's an utter disaster in two days I will [ __ ] about tell room glue everywhere sunflower seeds everywhere peels of four different kinds of fruits I mean I'd even eat fruits I was in Vegas and he anytime I'd be on the phone with him or I'd get a text and he'd be like you know the rules yeah what are the rules don't suck dick bro number one don't don't suck dick because you know girls night in Vegas you know I've seen the movies I've seen I've seen it you know and they love clubbing I should this one loves yeah they love going to the client going clubbing yeah you Club master no it was the worst human experience ever I realize that I'm too old for a club number one you get [ __ ] herded like cattle like bouncers are on all power trips everyone every girl is just like clamoring to get in front of the line it's the most like like dude like and it was it just left her really I've been in those bubbles before and I really every time I walk in I go what am I doing here I gotta get out of here this is why am I here yeah it's the it's the opposite of fun I've seen you at a bar that one time I saw you two bar you look so uncomfortable second two seconds it's dark loud it's there's a people in clumped together there's all people have drinks in their hands trying to juggle around you it's just not my scene and it's also not a good place to meet people because there could be a ton of really great people in there but the environment just doesn't allow for any type of like real interaction other than what do you do where are you from you gonna buy me a drink no yeah or like some guy at that when you get hit a party's got hit on like some guy came up to me and he's like oh like how often do you brush your teeth you're really like your teeth are really white and what I need to get the [ __ ] out of here weird opener bird's-eye view that before yeah practice my day yeah I do stuff that's weird I thought that was weird like your teeth are perfect oh yeah what else I would say stuff like well I would what's that book that I read that blows Theory no the game the game yeah because I was on a I was in a I did a radio show I did Mancow mhm and the guy that wrote the game was on it with me and so I used to use those tools it never works like if there's a group of girls and the one that you want you have to like you know make fun of them yeah neg like look at that face and then like compliment all the other girls and then they you get in their brain yeah yeah what'd you get what'd you score Steve oh you're not a super recognizer so what is my sister and I are they're just average yeah well that's not fair why cuz some of them are like you see the frontal and then you get a side aside like come on but you have to embrace like no it's not so what's so funny George it's whoa here's what it is I think that's not fair that's not a fair test it's not a fair test no cause it's like right here then you have a day got a right you got all of them I got 13 out of 14 miles I got 12 out of 14 or super recognizers yeah I'm not very good at math at all I'm decent I'm you know I went all the way up to like calc 3 shoutout to calc 3 what it really are you know because of like me I'll get math but math do you pressure - yeah throw some ethnic people oh yeah that's what makes it so difficult oh wait that's why it's hard if it's oh yeah a black guy and then like there's a there's all Asian but a blackout you'll be able you just do all black guys they're all Asian guys they're all Indian guys I think you can take a test further and then be Indians are hard agent so hard - Asians are hard yeah are you mad that you didn't go higher and I told you that I was a little kind of after the seventh one I'm like it was over it it's harder yeah you wouldn't be a good FBI agent no I would not do better it's just there's certain people that that's their only job is to like do facial recognition stuff yeah it feels all frontal I would have got it because that side she's [ __ ] that side shit's [ __ ] the side pro but back to like the bar thing the reason why is because we've got people hook up at bars it's usually a one-night stand right sure I'm not a one-night stand - girls long game you know who was kalisto my our friend kalisto I walked into a bar with don't once know some cheese's walks up to her him and just just making out with them yeah right that's never happened to me - I was always alone that just drinking beers but yeah you know here's another thing I was walking down the street in New York I've never seen this happen before my life I've never we're walking down the street I'm walking with Chris D'Elia and we're gonna go watch a movie we're in New York and I go we're about to get to the movie theater and some girl just walks up to Chris and goes hi I don't know you I just broke up with my boyfriend I have a place around the corner do you want to [ __ ] and Chris looks at her and does all right well never happen again and it goes by and I watched the movie by myself and the whole movie I would just live it yeah because I because you know he doesn't she didn't know he was a comic or a TV star he gets that normally damn so that's a different level yeah but for me Mike young another friend of mine that [ __ ] too he's a killer yeah mm-hmm so it's like I never get that but I'm you know I'm good because I have my life well you can do but you have to show your skill to the world to get the all I have to do all kinds of style yeah yeah yeah so do usually I don't do much for me except drive to me yeah but I and launched to Long Beach you did yeah I I went out of my way to do it yeah and I really appreciated that and that's why we're here yeah what was it what do you think the first offer was whether he asked me of course it was a cake come to the comedy store of course I'm like no I'm not gonna do you see him in his world yes oh yeah he shines the brightest I can see him and you know say hi to everybody and like play it play it up like he's the most important guy and I was like I'm not gonna play that game with you we're gonna meet in neutral ground as a matter of fact not even neutral it's gonna be my hood and we're gonna get to know each other here in my house that's all we did damn your house sometimes did you guys kiss the first date would 3rd or 4th yeah yeah you just like went for it he didn't even ask and it wasn't even prepared we were watching my 600-pound life yeah really yeah yeah just wait for the kiss yeah I wasn't he I was like really enthralled with a show and then he just like all of a sudden you know why because I'm like I can't if I get in the friendzone in this situation yeah but you know it was really weird he he didn't just go for the kiss he went he went like with a kiss and the finger at the same time that's what you got it I've never done that at the same time at the same exact first time ever kiss you did that double attack yeah yeah well it's because it's like if she was if you pushes my face away I want to see what he did what do you do well your laser not that wide open so did you respond to the kids burst or him touching you on your clitoris I just like I knew I was gonna hook up with him make out with him but I was just you know yeah good old times weird and then he would like go to the corner and then like do a dance and like I just say this to when I went out before you when you were in the living room yeah and I was doing the data games with my pants down yeah what you said something about my penis Steve said hey Bob do it again I think it's drink a shrinking do you think so wow those are fighting words bro fighting for his dog he asked Bob Bobby - four times [Laughter] [Applause] I think Bush is really long I need a break hold on oh god that was my side sort of hurting oh [ __ ] moving in strength yeah it doesn't really review it what let me review it I loved it tell me why you like it um Pennywise this character who's who plays penny wise the new kid he's [ __ ] phenomenal I don't know okay look that up Gilbert yeah well that kid that that character his acting was was chilling I liked the chemistry with the kids yeah Andheri yeah oh and remind me of the Goonies kind of it's more of an adventure horror movie you know and yeah you guys should watch it it [ __ ] amazing I loved it I'm gonna watch it yeah can I show you what I found on your brother's laptop or no you can do that but I have one more review yeah I've been listening to some music lately mm-hmm and everyone has to listen to the war on drugs the new is so good it's so good who are they it's a group called the war on drugs play it play a little list here so I'll play it later okay like I'm later when I Drive you home play a part it's so [ __ ] good were they from I he he Delphia oh cool but he wasn't though he went from Oakland to Philadelphia then he started a band with what's that guy's name anyways anyway so she so ago looked Church so he was trying to show me there's like America America's Got Talent video when I got home from Vegas but won one of the only open it was YouTube tab open and the other tab I was like what is that it's a LD oh I found what the [ __ ] Bobby Bobby why does he look look at this Bobby Bobby six year old or our median guy was you know what with him he's a sick [ __ ] he he gets off more on the men than the women no no no not that you're attracted to the man no I'm not attracted the men but I looked oh here's what here's we're like damn this old [ __ ] now here's what it is little girl how you can when you see a porn you can click on like you can see more videos of Sabrina riot girl right and then you press it and there's like 20 or $4 or all over like work yeah I don't do that one that I do Walter oh oh you click the guy I pick the guy he's worked with yeah Louise worked with Walters killing the game yeah whatever the old man's name is yeah yeah so that's where it's gone we used to watch her youngers was the other way he'd like teens for cash in a teen stuff I'm sorry shout out the teeth for cash but all speaking what else did I like oh you had like a whole series I know you're being you like like Jake's deed stuff are you back in the day yeah I like to steal a lot back in there me too I love ya I love dog your class he still has it Oh ed powers as Howard he was my man he's my main man he was yeah no I like it powers oh yeah yeah why do you like it power because it's like he films in his like these like little shady little like apartment you know like in his house his house yeah yeah and he's and he's like an old dude so that's I think that's where my fascination from Ed Powers here's what it is and this is what it is and I don't think that I had this weird fetish what it is is that these are the closest looking guys to what I am no they're not yeah I'll tell you why because its powers right now I know but let me just say this though it's like what I don't like seeing buff good-looking dudes have sex with hot chicks you wanna see that I want to see ya fat ugly dudes that look like that's more my category when I first started dating him his fate we watched his favorite porn together and it's a gangbang with like six dudes and one Asian guy and the one Asian guy gets like the last like he gets like the sloppy six but he's just waiting there patiently but when the guy finally gets it he nuts yeah he gets my favorite one because how her man it's alive white dudes in an Asian guy wasn't one girl right yeah she's blowing all these guys in the asian guys just and then one of the his buddies what about him I had to help him because she does this face and she starts doing him and she just nuts right away and he goes home and goes it's studies for his H DTS or some whatever else so he still do you still have masturbates yeah it's been day three Ivan oh my god the whoo day three have you caught him in the act all the way in the bathtub here's a look on your physics all you can hear in the waters the water actually that makes it shave but every time I come in he's always like folded he's only was dick like oh my god we're [ __ ] up man I know there's nothing wrong with masters well I had a VI my other feelings to my other animator remember the 80s movie reanimated oh my good a horror movie decapitation yeah yeah there's one scene with the lady with the tits out the scene ya know it's like the guy had a severed head well that's weird - okay that's what you'd ripped off - decapitation movies what do you watch a chest tapes we didn't like have our little beat off - do you watch porn now or now yeah watch what's xvideos it's funny yeah it's free and then you just I just warned hums better like POV yeah I like pornos not like old J I like dressin are you still into dressing Todd yeah are you still in - what's that thing you were in - flashlights when people would come inside them well creep on [ __ ] yes my favorite well here's another thing you were to try to get me into crack porn hell's crack porn crack addicts well if you type in crackhead cream pie look that's so specific yeah but you know why he likes it why because these girls are like desperate for the money wait didn't you bring so much well a homeless goth chick one time well we don't have to talk about that yeah yeah I'm sorry that was like a really good story I had nothing happened when I [ __ ] you up with porn I'll talk about the goth chick okay so I met her at a Greco's pizza but your story so yeah it might crack hos Greco's pizza Greco's pizza records it was after the clubs like start we used to go to star shooters and drink mmm and I was with one of my friends I forgot who it was then I noticed like a fatter pale goth chick kind of like talking to herself like [ __ ] oh my god I know and and then she started like listening to our conversation and so I go I don't know what happened by I invited her back and I don't know what happened so I invited her back well I don't I don't know what happened of like how she got closer to our table yeah but she'd like start listening to a conversation yeah and I go hey you live around here my god I'm like well we're gonna drink more beers back I know you always use that like hain't got more beers back at my little shoebox apartment or yeah and I love your pickup line yeah we got some more beers back yeah yeah so somehow she ended up back there right and you met her didn't you I was angry with it yeah and then I just remember one of the nights I found out later she was didn't have a place to stay she was with you for a few days and she was little no no yeah that one night or maybe add a couple nights a couple nights because I came over like nothing happened though I came of course actually why because because she she is a schizophrenic but no not only that she got caught up with the Church of Satan she you start telling me [ __ ] she was like um the head of the Church of Satan communicates me there was mine she schizophrenic so I go oh and then she and you wanted to [ __ ] her Wow so desperate back then yeah yeah actually you what okay so one night let me finish I'm too deep down this rabbit hole already like James said she was sleeping on the sleeping bag on the ground and I go hey won't you come up here it's more comfortable up here and then so she I got her up on the bed and she was still laying stat Jason James got her on the bed and she was still in her goth outfit and James tried to do the side thing but then she did the whole tortilla wrap with the blanket like yeah she wrapped her a ho nothing happened with me and her yeah yeah thank God yeah I imagine would you have to use the condom of course I have I have another story of like this Russian lady that I met but to me that story so I bet it was like heading to the bars this is this is all when I'm not sober so just to clarify okay tip I better clean and sober sober this is over eight years ago okay so me and my buddy ace we're heading up we used to drink at the Kodak Theatre this place called Cochise great happy hour had $2 Sapporo record yeah they had like happy hour cheap beers and so there's this Russian girl walk in she goes do you have a light and she was like just a Russian like little Kyle yeah you're at her face or what are you doing right now you wanna head up we're about to get some drinks my shoe box okay and she came with us whoa and so we're just you know drinking beers getting messy you know getting a buzz our buzz going and then afterwards my friend ace left me all right I'm out I know what and I go you and she goes oh okay my car is parked my car is parked at the Starbucks parking lot that you would come with me I go okay and so I should have known like red flag right away cuz when I walked you had one of those bigger Jeeps things but I noticed I looked in her car and all it seemed like she was moving out of her house like all of her belongings were in there yeah so I go okay she grabbed a couple things and we went back to my place so she basically started turning my place into like a hoarding like storage place so I noticed that as like days went by you were hanging out with her for days oh yeah oh this is all the same yeah I don't even know about this so how many days in this is weeks known about a week did you kiss her no no I was kind of in the pocket just hope that it was just hoping so you'd let this lady yeah and rigidly to walk all over you walked all over me and then what ended up happening she actually like on day two or three just she could she like brought her laptop in she left and then I noticed that this guy one night knocked on my door like yeah I'm here for the car she was trying to do like car sales from my place so rain of dudes have come visit like about the car so I go what are you doing who is that Japan okay so anyway so one night she she brought her out her laptop and she was looking at pictures an egg like family pictures and this kid keeps popping up you know and she starts crying it was her son uh-huh and so she's crying like [Music] [Laughter] this like we have to go to all we're like oh my shoulder I was just and then my you know like like I was like oh like I couldn't feel my arm is all wet with her you see you just kept it there the whole yeah yeah and so you would James James horrible I am poor life choices so kids if you ever if you're doing drugs and alcohol just sober up you know don't don't don't make don't make the same mistakes James as mad yeah what about that one time where you were going to the brothels in Tijuana and whose car broke down Mike blacks Oh vex oh that's his father oh yeah and how'd you get what happened and then we he and he was opening for you in San Diego he was like black well yeah and then we just stayed with him so that's what happened yeah yeah how many times you go to that brothel in Tijuana what was that looking at George at 1:00 for permission what they're a few times I want you know are you mad that I asked a question yeah but could I'm gonna say this yeah I've been there are probably 200 times anyone listening right now I just want to say this okay when you're when you're 5 foot 3 yeah you're an asian guy living in Southern California have no money and no future you have to do what you have to do to get your [ __ ] no no the only thing the only way I would be opposed to it if there was some type of like human trafficking ring and he was like you know getting with women with girls that were forced into prostitution that's [ __ ] up well I have a Tijuana story my friend it was like me you know Danny and I think Alex were down there and then I already went and already you know did my thing but then at the place but they were like still like oh they went back on the street and then they they got hustled like it was dangerous like they met some guy and goes hey you want girls don't follow me and then we got it what happened to me yeah then we got into some guys cab and like went to like this seedy hotel yeah and then one of my friends is like hey can you get weed oh you want Mota oh yeah no problem and then so they were they gave the guy all the money and then we're like we're the cuz we met the girls you know but they were all in on the scam and then there's a guy that knocked on the door and he had like his hand like right here like he had a gun he was like let me get the gun and they they got ripped off so there's a lot of like scams and there's a can I tell another one what I do okay there's one time to that story tell us about that tattoo yeah okay I'll tell you bout the touching we'll get there okay okay there's another story in Arizona in Arizona and this was an Arizona and I live with my my friend derec he worked at the casino the Indian casino so he worked graveyard shift so I'm like damn I got the whole apartment to myself and so I went through the the Arizona weekly whatever local newspaper and then there's like classified ads they're like yeah you know like escort things so I called you know I got one of them and so she didn't even knock on the front door like she knocked on the back we had a screen door and and she was like kind of acting like kind of strange she's like okay honey you want to do this and I go all right so then we went upstairs and she goes well you got the money there you go yeah and then I gave her the money how much was that do you remember I think it was like sixty to eighty dollars oh yeah yeah yeah Arizona Tempe shout-out to Arizona she said well babe baby you want to get naked I go okay yes that was here yeah so I went yeah I go so I ended up get I got completely naked uh-huh and she goes oh babe do you have lotion in here uh-huh I'm gonna give you a rub you down I go and so I went to the bathroom to get lotion yeah and then well while I was in the bathroom I heard a knock like and she's like I heard running yeah that's she literally caught me with my pants down yeah and she took my money never heard that story yeah I got robbed yeah services not rendered yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry that yeah you know you make mistakes and you learn yeah you do but also she's pretty smart what was that that's a good hustle yeah it's very good so normally how those things work okay so you have a girl right then you have a phone person on the other line that's keeping in contact with the client yeah but then you have the most vital part you have the driver / bodyguard with bio weapon yeah yes so there's three components did you call and file a complaint oh no I was yeah that's why they can get away with that yeah who's gonna report that speak up people so um four years I got this tattoo on my body yeah and because I loved you and then four years you didn't get a tattoo of me at all yeah my brother just uh he got a tattoo of my face on his body yeah the he drew nigh to show it yeah it's amazing and what does it say underneath byl solo so some oh and Bobby young Lee Wow and I designed it right there that's cool and who did the artwork I did and okay the real tattoo yours shout out to Joshua at Island tattoo in San Diego so he did a great job right George you did it for free Rose got a grievous angel right George want to show your tattoo did you decide that George yeah and what's the significance of a grievous angel and so it's it's like a it means a lot to you yeah okay cool yeah City he does a lot of does he do everything does he do just mostly tribal like what's his uh talking to Mike yeah yeah joshie does mostly tribal tattoos he's tattooed Ray Lewis Travis Browne and the king of polynesia so he's got that style down the kind of tattoo you I need him I need a touch-up I'll probably go to him then he's great he's great does you have to do specifically to somebody who's very like versed the tribal you can't just you know randomly go to someone and they don't know how to lay heavy Inc down no that's what he's trained in yeah yeah usually like interviews people amazing I'll go down and see them then yeah you guys should too I'll in tattoo I'll kalila huh stop what are you trying to get from me today so it's my birthday this week and next week next week but I'm having a birthday dinner tomorrow yeah early birthday dinner and what time is it 7:00 what else the only gift that I want guys is hear me out is I would love just dream powder got it so get me some dream powder see all the dream powder that you've sent him he's already consumed oh it works it has a good taste that fruit yeah yeah yeah I know it works good and you know what also works is that that sleep pen yeah he had actually hit it and then I have a table that has like melatonin and yeah it's a melatonin vape pen yeah yeah but um say if you guys want to hear in the mood what's it like to turn 46 and be closer to 50 it's yeah so funny well you know what did it you know what it is like peak and I just was I look at comics that are older than me yeah and I go you know what's not that half bad well I mean you look at someone like David Spade who's older than me he still skews young he seems young you know so I just find it interesting that you guys are almost 50 and I have to get text messages from your friends asking permission so that you can play destiny - oh yeah exhibit a Eric Griffin what did he text me today a Bobby should be playing D - it's so good he needs to be here and then he and I said no it might destroy it he goes come on you're getting a house there's a lot of solo stuff he needs to catch up on as I said no no D - and I said please try to understand Yoko and then he sent this a little bit mochi that says you the worst have you asked her yet for me I can hear you asking yeah so yeah is there anyway cuz you just came out just hear me out here so my pitches the reason why it was problematic before is a screaming yelling correct yeah okay so for this tribe it's for destiny to is cuz there's so much solo stuff without he doesn't have to play with this mm-hmm there's solo stuff where he could play it like fall out cuz you could play it like fall out where you could just go and you know do side quests there's so much there's random events just there's so many there's so much map okay so my thing is if he could play and just do it just play solo queue it like just solo playing like I plays like RPGs if he can sign a contract saying that he will not scream him oh we can do this that's cool you but the thing is this I don't scream Oh cuz that me yeah I'll play by myself I don't want to play with I here's I play the game for my friends it's a good way to keep in touch with you know you and my friends but it's a good way to keep out of touch with me it's a good way to touch with her and that's what I disconnect from society that's the problem - it's like these last couple weeks he's been such a pleasure to be around his moods better he wakes up happier and he's just nicer to be around but when he gets into that like competitive world and getting angry often he's a grumpy [ __ ] he's so mean to like it almost carries over into his his real life like interactions with people and he's so Moody and depressed but when he's not playing video games and I haven't asked just about in the yeah he gets into he plays with his head any place and this I but he's happy yeah so this so destiny to will what about if you plays and you can only play maybe two hours a day you know well give us a rundown your rating of destiny to compared to that's what you want it's like destiny one on steroids there's so much more I thought at first you didn't like it well yeah but it was the beta right it was the beta so like the guns that I was using like the gun Smith guns like they didn't feel good shooting yeah but since this came out it's like they have pulse rifles and auto rifles and Scout rifles and hand cannons that feel like the ones from Dustin you want they just have like they look different and another thing you could customize your gun you could put different you could put different shaders on your gun itself that's what he likes yeah you could like customize your own weapon itself it's and you can mod you can modify your weapons like you know you might not like your role that you got and you could actually modify to the perks that you want eventually so it's like so much more better so I'm just I haven't finished the story mode like all my friends are ranked up and everything they're still exotic oh yeah yeah I've gotten three exotics just random drops I was like what yeah I loved it yeah so it's been it's pretty fun yeah I'm gonna play tonight actually strong are you feeling like [ __ ] I want to do this I've already accepted I'm not gonna be playing so but you said something to me just like like how I remember how I got into it later cuz he was making it seem like oh yeah I'm not playing now but dude like you caught up and you got yeah that's the thing it's for me it's all you plan on in the future future I mean it's dude don't be a destiny 3 right yeah there'll be other things I can start anytime and I'll be able to catch up quickly because I like to grind hard yeah there's a lot of grinding in this so it'll be fine I just for right now I'm not gonna be playing it no deer resent me a little bit no I don't be honest I'm being honest I don't like not a molecule in you not a molecule because I don't play I don't I don't know what I don't even know what it looks like dude the other night he didn't even come in because I'm like dude come check it out no I didn't he didn't watch any of the gameplay I'm gonna want to play here's a thing so jolly bees less I have friends like arrow and all those Chicago I got a sheep for a team I miss them that little kid that used to play with their high fear inside and say sensei - and hai fix and all those guys yeah so shout out to them Gavin like yeah yeah shout out to them but I'm gonna be out for a bit is their raid still on it oh yeah yeah see that's the thing it's afraid it's gonna be like I gotta get up at 9:00 in the morning like this is what happened last time but you don't have to do that I have to do it no you could do it but they'll syncing up with other if you don't have a team what now they sync you up with right this one no they'll find other players so everyone could do the raid what no [ __ ] you [ __ ] you okay what are we doing timewise oh right how're we are two questions I'm hopeful Vaslav Bobby kalila and our new friend James hey guys a really huge fan of the podcast I'm a Filipino songwriter from Melbourne Australia I recently signed to quite a big manager in LA who manages one of the biggest songwriters in the world right now she's written for Rihanna and Drake and the list continues now I kind of feel like I'm in the shadows of her success which was kind of expected I do eventually keep at it and send this manager songs at least three to four times a week but I still don't know where I stand being in the roster how do I go about asserting myself and proving myself to people I've been signed for three weeks so I just trust a process or should I manage my expectations so he sparked he signed to a big management company and he's not the priority there yeah like me I'm with CAA you think that anyone even there knows that I'm there who give us a good example who CAS do you vent Steven Spielberg have a big people except the over Jennifer Aniston people like that right they have Radiohead yeah they don't know that I exist even their comedy department that I'm like the last guy if I go to the CIA I go can I talk this my end it would take me like an hour to get that get to them I'm pretty low I've always been like that in these gigantic system but you've already worked long enough to you can manage to do things without their help like you taught me I do need their help because I don't know networks my career is what I'm saying it's like for it to answer this guy's question here's the thing that he the thing is is that it's not gonna be your first it's not gonna be your last you know it's like if it doesn't work out with this guy it'll be there'll be something I mean with technology nowadays you don't even need that stuff you get just self-promoters themselves music social media is the rapper band camps so you're saying that like as a musician you don't necessarily need like a manager our management team well you what I'm saying is that there's enough out there where you could actually promote yourself and because of technology you don't even need to go to my examples they even recording itself you don't need to go to an actual studio all you need is a laptop with like Ableton or like Pro Tools and that's all you would need you know yeah I mean you care that really yeah like dude a good mic and it like a good program and like Pro Tools you're good so being in a studio isn't as good as being at home down ah but this guy submitting 3 to 4 songs every like week to his manager and he's still not getting that same well what I'm saying was he promote those songs himself on his own without the manager you know I'm saying show initiative like a dude like I got this many hits on my band camp or I got this I mean don't you need a manager to introduce you to an agent or a record record label potential I don't really know how the music business music business what I almost feel like this big these over I was watching defiance like those right yeah it's really good but it's these type of really like Interscope or like these big big like labels aren't necessarily the way to go anymore right like sometimes it's better to just go indie or like a label smaller label it's the big thing right now if the product is good then just get a good product people will come people will come if it's good he can make his own EP himself he doesn't have to he's why is he wasting all those songs to be to be cleared when he could take compiled those songs into his own EP or a little album and package it get right because it adds value then they're like oh this guy's kind of killing it online and he's doing it himself by himself that that's gonna shown it that'll get their attention if anything they'll be like oh this guy Gilbert like was it a big deal when you got signed to a management company when I got signed to them they're pretty I mean they're pretty big but I was like what Bobbi was saying that I was like the very bottom I'm like bottom but I mean these are famous people yeah where I met and then so they would send me out for our dishes like this past Paulson past pilot season I went out a lot but as it went on just a lot of stars are just booking on TV so I kinda what Steve said which was instead of just waiting or relying on me for I'm waiting for them to send me out I was like I'm just gonna develop the project so that I developed a pilot and now they saw it and they got excited about it yeah so now they're contacting me to like costly pitch it to network so I guess they proactive proactive don't wait just don't wait for them make it make your own [ __ ] exactly I make your own way that's my advice that's good advice TV would be how was good advice question number two uh let's go with this one hey guys I'm now that's a guy question we do hello majesty slept King I'm in dire need of advice I have a problem with women I'm 22 and have a concerning disconnection with women I can't seem to keep them as friends and I only seem to date complete psychos I myself am not perfect but I can maintain my psychotic composure so it doesn't affect anyone when I meet a girl that is super cool we have common interest I always [ __ ] it up I have somewhat desperate need to [ __ ] them I just want to be friends but my dick always gets in the way usually after sex the obsession is gone and I'm able to just be friends but at that point I've gone too far and created a mess how do I utilize my visible head I don't know that means Bob Moore Oh visible had more so I can have female friends your lure your loyal soldiers question he's interesting you started off by saying that you'll need you've been dating psycho women when they've actually not cycles your friends you're playing games with them and in turn they're having a reaction well I mean the women are not psycho you're making mistakes and playing them and dragging them along and then after you have sex with them you're like sorry we're just friends which would turn anybody anyone rational as she is to be a little bit upset red flag or you can have listen I have a lot of female friends that I just don't ever want to [ __ ] ever I'd never write there's only a certain kind of woman that I want to fall so I have yeah so someone like Jade katha Prada I'm I think you had a crush on her at one point right I know but you did though I know a long time ago hello Jo yeah but I've never looked at her as a sexual thing she's just a dude to me yeah there's a lot of my sister now yeah there's a lot of girls that are like that like I just do what I [ __ ] you you know but but they're attractive you know I guess Jessica what's the point of my point is as this is that you might as well you why don't you just do just try just just to be friends with girls right mm-hm and not have put the sex on of it or also strike an agreement right out the gate hey I want to have sex with you but don't want to be in a relationship can you be my [ __ ] buddy that's like that's the best way to do it and girls will either say yes or no that he wants friends he wants friends right you could still have friends like that there are many people in my life I don't have a problem is dick skin and sex out of it exact if you want friends genuinely treat a female like a friend right yeah take sex out of it become friends with somebody if it turns into something else then that's cool but that's it guys we give the worst advice I know it's called unhelpful advice keep your dick tucked in for a while and just find yourself some good friends you know women are really really grand master corner speed off or that were ever so used to preferred choice of xvideos calm any shows for Bobby listen guys all of Bobby shows have been cancelled between now and October they might pick up again in November I took all the other dates down from his website the only date remaining is Colusa casino and that's a tober seventh and Natalie so if you're in a Sacramento area or you're in the Central Coast go buy tickets and go see Bobby that's his only date for a very long time come on team alpha male that's right Steve you have anything you want to promote yeah yeah yeah Stevie we be show so youtube.com slash DB we be show yeah and then I got I got the music websites DB we be music calm Instagram is qual new Q you a NGO you that's it st e ve w ee w tripled its DB weeby weeby or stevie we were doing double e's ali's double e's DB we be why'd you do it so harm its DV one more time where did you get that tattoo you're sick Oh Island tattoo check it out what's their website George okay alright guys that was our show with Steve yeah and happy early birthday to Bobby we'll be right back with some house cleaning and we are back with some house cleaning with George Kimmel and kalila kid howdy guys big shout out to all our sponsors uh me undies Brooke linen and the island Tet down in San Diego where Steve and I got our tattoos let's see yours yeah let's say yeah I feel I wish that you had gotten something to really really show the the you know the depth of this artistry because I looked at his other stuff and he is very good yeah like so he probably you probably went to him and he was probably like [ __ ] I know that what I was so impressed is he was super nice about it he's the nicest guy yeah josh is the greatest guy ever I'm noticed whoa ah George you should would you be up would you have an upset Kyle of George gotta like an island sleep yeah I mean wait a mean like cultural appropriation gets like cultural appropriation you have a George is like an Islander kind of nope never mind yeah I don't know I have a lot of thoughts about it because there's also there's like other like Filipino group of people I don't want to say their names but they like claim to be able to like tell you what your lineage is and give you like the proper tattoo to match that and I'm like God you guys are full of [ __ ] you're all Americans and like they all try to have like this old-school like like haircut like a bold cut and they try to dress in like tribal garb and like you've never probably stepped Latin to Philippines for more than like twice you think I've seen some of those people yeah and they tell you like oh yeah so your your ancestry were all farmers and you know or they were like basket Weaver's or whatever like you'd set up I mean there is a deep history a Filipino tattoo history but I think that they they capitalized on that in the wrong way and they charge like enormous amounts of money yeah because it's like a gimmick let me interview you and ask you all these questions like you're not a dick you're not a genealogist and you're not a historian like how are you able to like you know [ __ ] con people into paying thousands of dollars for something that they can't even verify for themselves you know I'm gonna [ __ ] on them it's very hard as who they are long as they don't see the name ya know what the great thing about this is he did Josh at Iowa Ted did the the face of the king of polynesia so you know he's bonafide that's like when everybody contacts us that culture is very clear like their tattoo culture is obviously like been carried on over it's not as like you know muddy is like yeah whatever dude contacts us is like I hope this they're they're a good product and the good you know something that we can like actually get behind yeah and so that was like yeah was the greatest experience going down there so if you knew the show yeah oh he's basically perfect yeah and I'm gonna go down there and for sure get my tattoo retouched my god yeah cuz I wouldn't trust anybody else to do like tribal work and somewhere who does that like primarily even though he obviously can do a bunch of other styles as well so as the Instagram is Island Ted is la and ETA T and the website is Island Tet calm and it's a they got a couple tattoo artists but we got ours from Joshua else us is he the guy who owns the place yeah it's a couple people and also if you want to check out the vlog where George and oh yeah Ron Stevie B's channel youtube.com slash Stevie we be okay Ollie's double e's cool cool anything George from the Facebook or reddit world's or the Facebook group shout out to them they are sending out special Facebook group stickers to everybody wow they have their own yeah I'm a little slow so they they took it into their own hands yeah I just got I just got a photo of all the stickers they're sending out our people are awesome what if we can get membership to this Facebook group no can we get so and have we worked out the the drama that happened on YouTube the CBS taking down our [ __ ] our vlog kept getting down oh yeah yeah they're uh we're not monetizing that but they're letting us keep it up cool oh yeah it was just the fight footage guys get kept on get getting flagged for fight footage yeah I was watching that I actually really loved how that was edited kalila like just going back between us and then coming back to George I'm like Oh George was actually having this a really cool adventure we're just watch the people yelling at his green I know cool adventure all by myself hey guys it's not 6:00 a.m. for a bar I wasn't gonna find it and I was just thinking about you guys having fun all together here in LA yeah you missed that that's actually I wasn't really fun a good party like was that the closest to long beach party that wasn't my party that was my sister's party still felt like a kid product you could say my last name like that film I feel how some people say it Oh in the beginning when Bobbie was doing a moment of silence for Emma and Harvey I wanted the third moment of silence is something that the media like refuses to cover and I have no idea why but it's basically the ethnic cleansing that's happening in Myanmar I know it and they're basically raping torturing arson arson is that a thing sure it is now torching homes but it's a group of Muslim people that live in section in Myanmar called arrow hinges and there are over a million of them and they're basically now fleeing to bordering bang Bangladesh yeah because the military the government basically is killing them off is does not recognize them as like naturalized citizens and they're it's a it's definitely cleansing that's what's happening right now and people are turning on them around the Myanmar has that what's her in the lady's name um Suki or whatever she was like this Nobel like Peace Laureate or whatever and she's staying silent and she's saying that the people are doing it to themselves that they're torching their own homes and that they're raping and doing and that there's like there's a lot of misinformation but you know human rights investigators are barred from entering the area to inspect it for themselves so like that's a little suspicious don't you think and if over 300,000 people are fleeing their homes to go to Bangladesh I don't think that they're doing it to themselves and they've also been in Myanmar's for like centuries upon centuries and have never been recognized as citizens of that country because they sort of they think that people in Myanmar who are mostly Buddhists don't want those Muslims there and so I just wanted to put that out there since I think there's a lack of coverage about this and I hope that you know people open their eyes to it and there's this genocide that's happening right before our very eyes and we're not doing a damn thing I'd even hear about it until you just mentioned it yeah yeah but look it up it's it's awful and it's been actually going on for the first I heard of it was I think like two years ago but it's not getting that coverage and you it's it's crazy to think that that many people are behind asleep and no one you don't even see it on anyone's you know it's not on anyone's radar because it is so far away yeah cuz for the longest time Myanmar was just off the grid completely it's like very yeah and I don't know I mean I know it because you know the Philippines is in South you know Southeast Asia and it's supported by many more anywhere I mean if you care to look it up now I think NPR did a really good article about it but I first heard because I Al Jazeera okay CNN doesn't cover it a lot of these news outlets don't cover it but you know the you know al Jazeera has a really really good one from beginning that to then who are the haru hinges why you know everything from ABCD the whole thing yeah but i I feel helpless and I don't know what I'm gonna do about it but I thought I'd have put it out there and make people aware that this is what's happening and it's it's it's pretty [ __ ] awful and you know Wow yeah it's sad mmm-hmm so we'll take a moment of silence yeah the moment of silence for that also quickly just to remind everyone we haven't talked about in a while I'll just where you can find the podcast still I don't know go be no on iTunes because no biting the light fixture can you can you just yeah Jason you got this man shout out to Jason James on instagram for getting Kobe you can still find us on iTunes we're also on soundcloud which you can also find through all things comedy alright Spotify and as I said we're also on Spotify now guys streaming on one of the largest streaming platforms in the world we're just way to get on title now for jay-z there's a contract out with jay-z tidal has their own podcasts you with who like Beyonce they interview each other what Beyonce and jay-z they look it up they have their own podcasts house is not more well-known tarnishes not looking I feel like you have all the exclusive scoops for different news so I don't I just um I think would happen on then on to these things well I think you need to start a blog what would I say in a blog well obviously makeup tutorials one hey guys remember when I used to write poetry I don't remember when I was super emo and I would always write poetry you recite a poem the last time I wrote a poem yeah I can't write when things are going okay in my life oh you drama I need a little bit of like internal turmoil for me to put out the good stuff or at least what I think is great for example II dog [ __ ] you know well have you done so if you only do about like stuff like that you ever done anything with like a like romance or a romantic poem yeah I always write a lot of savers a sonnet oh I can I can write us on it doing right now a freestyle know about George and Jessica do us way to a song by George to Jessica I will not you know what I do have a little bit of regret over that because people are relentless and every time you post a picture god you guys don't fail me doing it makes me it brings so much joy to my heart when you guys do it you felt bad so quickly into a smirk that is what a smirk looks like we did not identify that earlier you guys know if you guys haven't already noticed I throw you alike every time I do all your comments anyone who registers and Jessica I like it my god I do the systematic liking yeah I up vote all your stuff pretty sure there was a picture of just a building and then George Jessica forever and I know that it's getting old and tired and then no you're probably sick of it but it does just give me a little bit of hope that like humanity you know they believe in love that is true see yeah Wow we fight for love on this show yeah I I believe in this like long conic type of love and I believe that George and Jessica forever will be forever I'm sorry hashtag I mean made hashtag live on I'm giving you permission may the hashtag move on so make sure you hashtag that in his most recent picture of him standing in Steve's house last post he has 26 comments right now Lisp everyone Tiger Bella army let's get a hundred guy could have a hundred 20-plus comments let's try for 120 comments of George and Jessica forever the hashtag you get us to 120 I don't know we might have to do another live show so let's do some mm a minute really quick so if if you don't like MMA we're about to go into that so Before we jump into MMA minute just make sure you follow us on Instagram had Tiger belly on Twitter at that Tiger belly and emails any questions at the tiger belly at gmail.com and also email us if you want to have any business and you want to sponsor the podcast we love to sponsor our fans so yeah or have be sponsored by our fans or whatever it is yeah yeah we prefer their love products that we yeah we we can get behind and we know also if you're like selling some garbage [ __ ] that's illegal like you're feeling human trafficking would probably be like nah dude can't take your money be an awesome tattoo shop or something else that's awesome yes we support local businesses we do yeah and also if you want to send Bobby any birthday gifts you can send out to our pol box at 1626 North Wilcox Avenue number 161 Hollywood California nine zero zero two eight two eight I'll never get that right you usually get it right though UFC oh yeah tell us right now whisper oh do you guys want to know what I got him his birthday um sounds like winter I'll announce it today because he will or have already received it and he's never listened to one of these episodes not one he don't even subscribe to his own pun but I had okay there's this guy on he's actually made a lot of our toys that pink one right there that green one right there that's huge massive one out there that's really scarce go be his Instagram is mystery miss creation toys and you know Bobby is a huge Eraserhead Eraserhead fan the David Lynch movie yeah and we bonded over watching that movie because I thought it was the most nightmarish thing I've ever seen in my life and he loves there's a there's a character there which is basically a dying baby yeah and when I looked online trying to see if people would were selling replicas of it no one does b-but so I had this toy made by by his handle as Miss creation toys his name's Jeremy Rimmel and he made an exact amazing replica of it and so you know that's what I'm getting for Bobby and will I'm will show it on the show next week because it really is super cool I mean it is very morbid and you showed it to me I was like why rage you're like why you're giving this as a gift but it's something that he would appreciate because he is such a big fan of that movie it's one of his favorite movies of all time so I got him that and what are you guys getting him dream water because that's the only thing that makes him happy if you get him anything else he literally just yells at you feel like [ __ ] for getting him something that's true Georgia got him sandals last year and Bobby was like what the [ __ ] thanks um though he we're sounding a lot yeah maybe not the one no I haven't seen him wear those I think I think I'm gonna hold off until Christmas and try to knock it out of the park again he tries to play all tough like all I want is for him whatever I think he does appreciate the gifts that are given there's no one happier when we get mail from you guys he loves that he is the most excited like a kid or yeah and then he gets angry when it's not for him [ __ ] want that it's not for me it's like two tiger belly this is for Gilbert [ __ ] yeah throw it away throws my wallet that someone made yeah did we have an MMA minute we're doing right now UFC 2:15 this past Saturday Amanda Nunez and Valentina Shevchenko - what'd you think about the main card or the main fight I mean event I enjoyed it I think that you know bullet didn't really turn it on until like the third round it seemed but you know Joe Rogan says it best when you have two people at that caliber we're so good they do tend to cancel each other out because they're they're playing a smarter game all together they're not going to you know you know they're just there it's more of a chess match initially but not too many risks being taken I thought the most interesting part about that was Valentina's post fight I was awesome it was really clear - I know like English is not her first language but she could ever stood there was no that was the best post fight interview she was like look at her look at me there's nothing on me there's stuff on her I kick harder than her that's why my shin is bleeding yeah she's like how can you think she's like she actually took me down twice I did more work on my back than she did on top of me so in terms of like you know damage done she is right but I think that Nunez did push the pace a little bit better and probably more obviously to the judge but I think that Valentina did more damage so I thought it was obviously controversial but pretty close yeah but I'd love to see a third one I would not anytime soon but I really kind of you know you just want to see them just unload on each other I was waiting for them just do it just go crazy but I mean there there's much smarter than me so they also want to like protect themselves you know have kids in the live long life yeah Valentina though knows how to definitely definitely knows how to cut promos like all that stuff you said the end yeah she's very but I also think that she's very small for a bantam 125 is probably yeah I Shi Qi Hale there she weighed in at 133 yeah she needs to go to 120 yeah she is but a lot more and then Amanda Nunez is a big girl she walks around much heavier than 135 so I think that she was probably she was too small yeah for someone as like you know big as Nunez but you know she held her own son our co-main event because Demetrius Andrade born fell through we have javi el dos anos and Neil Magny RDA looked good you know he's always looked good you know like oh you know 170 I thought he'd be undersized I'm doing great I've never liked when he lost I never discounted him that guy is going to be a competitor for a very very long time you have him does he earn tywin aaron woodley Tywin Lannister busier and Tywin Lannister I'm not not soon really maybe I'm not sure I don't know how I feel about that did you watch the Gilbert Melendez oh my god I watch a leg die on TV but he still went all the way to Liana that guy so sad four in a row he's such like oh wait we missed um salud oh it's a hoot oh no that was the best of whoever I want to see he was so fast he really is hungry and I really think he wants that title shot again yeah they should he just lost a bit of heat is before that but I say one more win give him DJ honestly DJ it was it did he watching it he was so no it didn't go to decision he TKO'd him in the forest if yeah but it wasn't as like it wasn't like that yeah it wasn't so who doe dko and then say who does taking that karate stance when I saw that wide stance is like he was doing a boxing stance like his last 35 maybe it's gonna work for him you know he looked lightning-fast it was actually very terrifying yeah I like him good job from a nobody from people you don't care about yeah there was all the fights from that card there was one more there was Latifi versus that up-and-comer who's associated Titan Pedro one well he's an up-and-comer he's from Australia all right yeah I people say he has a really good personality but I've never if you've seen all his other fights apparently he's taken everyone out in the first round so this was his first loss in the first but he actually looks very composed and has a lot I know he lost the TV is code of like bullish in the sense that the key just like pushes the pace the whole time he's very like oppressive I like his look but I really liked I was actually very impressed with Tyson Pedro and I think that he had he will have like a long career in the UFC oh yeah 25 he's young he's handsome he's like he's got the you know got the look yeah and he isn't he like the son of somebody the Sun it will definitely a father and mother no but like a pedigree he's a son of John Petra who's a famous MMA O'Brien Australia brought what's Australia MMA I'm a mayor right that's a pedigree I think that's privileged it yeah so I think he's got a huge future and I think that's it that's all I remember from this past weekend oh wait hold on Luke Rockhold fights next fights David branch former champion of wsof now that's just a fight night that's a I mean I think he they offered him bigger fights I'm pretty sure he wanted just a tune-up because he's been out for a while oh okay well we'll stop talking about MMA now my legs are so [ __ ] hairy what is the problem I just shaved Harry's raisin I'm Chuck we know so if anyone has a local razor company hook it up George anything else where we go any final thing up all good so remember you follow George on instagram and uh post the hashtag let's get 220 comments it makes kilala happy oh and also you guys if you haven't already 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Length: 96min 30sec (5790 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 14 2017

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Holy fuck. Steve and Bob are too good together. The time Steve almost broke down laughing so hard at Bob saying ur just like dad are some of my all time faves. Also any of Steve's dream interpretations and conspiracys