Jay - Headlines (2007) Part 02

[Music] this is butterball baloney now you know look I know this stuff said something sometimes it sits in the shelf for a long time to have the expiration date I had no idea with it look at the expiration date July 31 BC this is me looking old silver springs man charged with operating meth lab gee it's hard to believe that guy would run a meth lab can you go [Applause] Amma's amazed and how much Americans know about the rest of the world politically Tristan's wisdom to the rescue the California primary isn't until June well after voters in such less important states as Iowa and Canada [Applause] with two stories it seems to be related less sex fewer drugs teen report survey depression on the rise [Applause] you know I think we don't expect as much from our political leaders as we used to look at this d'etat that's it to task Chiefs Canada but an unusual campaign promise came from incumbent chief Peter Liske at in all candidates form if he is reelected Tuesday ly he'll enter a 28-day treatment program okay if not if I'm not elected party keV I know you're a bodybuilder I know you like to workout you will take particular interest in this my father yeah fitness tip number 78 now watches now look at this this is amazing I'm going to show you a before and after picture unbelievable I don't know how this is done I don't know how he did it I think a look look at the before picture okay look after [Music] [Applause] well here's the stunning announcement dieting leads to weight loss what here is some real lazy lazy reporting schools get new teachers okay look at the caption there bottom left left to right Charles eaten and Jackie's myth blablabla some about faith Christian Academy [Applause] that is lazy reporting his review of the movie The Hills Have Eyes to the gun-toting soldiers are quite looking too stupid to live in the sequels and remake of West Craven I liked the last line and the bad guys all look the same like a cross between Jay Leno a pineapple and Eric Stoltz in the mash [Applause] keV I know you're a vegetarian you would not be familiar with the dish but as a carnivore I was not familiar with this one dining guide look at they feature steak seafood and oven roasted elf chow I think that's seasonal Christmas just get the else chopped yeah I'm salivating now I heard the bells students threatened to move that field crest kills activities I like Jo Durie without sports there's just no reason even go to school [Applause] well here's what a my cab you know me I have no fashion guy don't know much about clothes but this this is called the hobo for indoor/outdoor a unique design converts from a body garment to a comforter well who wouldn't want to wear that he looks like Marley's ghost from the Christmas girl and look at her now if you weigh 100 pounds or 500 pounds what a flattering outfit daddy the hobo Kevin to me I love the Italian food oh yeah Vittorio's excellence on every level excellence listen to some of their look at this grilled bay scallops wrapped in prostitute there's an expensive meal my friends I don't know but I made a reservation for us later everything green is a carrot cake cab you like carrot cake oh yeah carrot cake again you might not even after this ingredients cake carrot sugar egg blah blah blah but honey that's the good cake that's hard to find that cage and you know keV I am of Scottish heritage my mother's from Scotland alright these kids seem stunned look at these kids looking under these kilts [Applause] [Music] hey it's a good way to send your kids into therapy free petting zoo and barbecue you can pet the kid pet the animals then slaughter them and even here's a beautiful home for sale look at this look I'm gonna describe the house bright and chewy here's a young man I think is going to be very popular with the ladies when he grows up this is a beds now back to school shopping see that kid look at the size of those shoes I don't get it Jay look at this real estate look at the first house I like the first house look at the top off we take the dead guy out of the pool come on let's see there was one here I'm looking for words that here we go oh here we go I love this guy Andrew he'll meet your neighbors okay here's Andrew Hill what would you like to say to your neighbors or to the community you live in stop calling the cops on me one last one all right you know you know I go to the doctor I don't like him to sugarcoat it just give it to me straight tell me doc give it to me straight I hate it when they make it sound like something else : prepares magical [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] here you go teach English as a Second Language here's your government work City Council runs out of time to discuss shorter meetings it sounds like wonderful New York tabloids one legged man from Ames steals three-legged job makes sounds real you know keV I've heard of some amazing weight loss programs this has got to be the greatest ones that ever seen new new new I lost 765 pounds in 29 weeks that's pretty amazing I mean you're cutting off limbs at that kayaking through Virginia's wine country you can combine wine tasting with the gentle kayak excursion I don't know does that look like a gentle kayak okay a little too much wine this is when you know you got a rough neighborhood 52 foot of officers to patrol violent neighborhoods giant cops watching the beach there are almost six stories tall here's a question that I have always pondered but I am NOT an attorney I don't have the legal mind Supreme Court Ponder's whether innocent person can be executed well I say why not I don't know I hope this is one of those you know you go to church you kind of like your minister to be some people like funny ministers or and people like the serious Church acquires new minister I don't know that's quite my cup of tea [Applause] it works with some police blotter Bryan middle school reported the theft of an American flag in the morning of October 1st the four and a half by three foot flag was described as being red white and blue you see have you seen that [Applause] look at these simple pleasures Amish acres partake in the many simple pleasures of Amish country including horse-drawn buggies quaint shops and live Broadway musicals what's more Amish there's no business all right this is the new manager the Kansas City Royals okay now it seems to me if you've got to take the man's moving to the left move them to the right don't make him stand like he's got a crown on his head okay [Applause] my pledge elect Natalie M Bruner to Congress look at her pledge when I realize that no one person can solve all of our problems I resolved to be a person who contributes to that here's a heck of a deal Santa Ynez Valley Ranch look down on the stars from this unique 9800 square-foot 5-bedroom 5-bath residence best view property in the entire valley 1075 plus acres 3.9 million dollars two hundred plus a core horse ranch with income and 15 separate structures also available and look five dollars off with this [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] recipe correction you know they always maker it in a recipe for salsa published recently one of the ingredients was misstated due to an error the correct ingredients two tablespoons of cilantro not two tablespoons of cement fine your tortilla seems a little the badly worded ad Bosh wiper blades specially designed for rear wiping performance that sounds bad okay happy Anniversary mrs. Egbert they've been married 50 years interesting you know people change as they get older all right man fifty years for the first twenty five years they're a white couple the last twenty five they became an African American [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Brushy Mountain winery who doesn't enjoy booger swamp white wine look at this a fun low-tech way to predict the weather with the weather stick and you want to have it right at your child's eye level okay so keep infants safe and comfortable yeah look at this once you keep your kids in a cage look at that [Laughter] now when you're elected prom king you get to hold the one the scepter that we call it yeah the scepter it's the scepter isn't it here's Hagin Ian's Gardner crown king and queen combined with his new Knightly title and speaker [Applause] [Music] [Applause] one more okay one last one now this is a combination of cranberry apple and granola it's a drink it's a drink this is why you hire people come up with fashion lame now locally-made crap all up [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Kevin's amazing they sacrifice a lot of our police and security people make for us look at this wardens to keep an eye on state nude beach I'll stay here all summer captain if I have to got Father's Day gifts coming up see we got happy Harry's gifts for Dad summer Eve's douche you know what is it about selling an automobile that makes perfectly decent people lie you know you can have the most honest oh but something about selling a car here's an O six Nissan Altima left-side dings it's a little rubbing compound you bring that right out and then what's the matter with people March 12 burglary Sherwood resident told police that her mother had entered her home and federer cat while she was away she wants her mother charged with a crime okay there's something else going on here here's platinum tree service okay I know you have a large yard I know what do you have 75 acres all a beautiful area here's a heck of a deal look at this $1 off any job over $800 I hadn't thought I hadn't any work done until I saw that night enter to win an unforgettable family ghetto getaway Columbus visitor's center you know Columbus you think all that's not what you do in Columbus there is a lot to do my friend look at this look at that slide down a giant toilet here's the Hershey track-and-field me come and compete in the event of your choice there's the 50-mile - 100-mile - I'm gonna go with the 1,600 miles - is it still a - at that point when at 16 it seems a little creepy recipes mothers pasties I don't know that's [Applause] middle-school sex education curriculum to be revised apparently they're teaching bondage now to the kids you know what's one of the biggest crimes we have identity theft identity huge huge identity theft look at this John Doe prosecuted apparently identity someone named John Doe had his identity stolen [Applause] here's the Lotus spa you know people in New York do things differently a little different as always this thing between New York and Los Angeles you know I I have a lot of friends that are into massage ins and that's I don't know anyone goes through this it's the New York facial pea [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] this here's the safe harbor animal hospital either this cat is dead or he's the worst actor in the world look at the cat sleeps like that with a senior patrol leader Justin Haythe Lee relaxes inside his kayak that could look like he's relaxing the calves you like seafood don't you some delicious fresh green tuna yeah contribution to football Kevin Nathan played college at Dickinson College named all-american division defensive safety look at this worked at a television station in West vagina [Applause] must be here a lot of guys work at that state I don't know why this one made me laugh April 11th 918 police received a complaint from individual and Lake Bronson that a neighbor is Ken Dooley I got him get a job I think that's my father get a job you lazy here's a how-to guide inside plasma or LSD TV here's a tough contest can you name this plane named this plane and win a free membership named that plane gee I wonder if that's a Boeing 707 did the high price of gas affect your holiday plans I like Christian Dali look at his answer no because I'm going to jail this could be an overreaction 10:15 a.m. staff reported another staff member found a large amount of white powder substance around her chalkboard I try to figure out why they sent me this until I saw the second one here's breaker the Baker Brown and Dixon are you injured now look at this dad mom what a happy family look at keep your eye on dad you looking at dad keep your eye on dad okay the next week they ran this ad in The Saturday Evening Post investigates digestive diseases look what it says a beautiful coffee table book it's great for gift-giving a book on irritable bowel syndrome thank you sir look at this can't move or speak can't see it maybe a stroke call 911 [Applause] more like again I can't I don't you know me I never I know you in the fruit at section all the time and vegetables I've never jumbo seedless elves now these frankly you know back into England they don't have friendlies ice cream out here when I was a kid these have friendlies ice cream they had sandwiches apparently they're a lot friendlier than they used to be look they're now featuring the friendlies happy ending Sundays [Applause] [Music] this made me laugh I got a push I'm going to show you these two cute little girls their name are Mimi and Isabella see the see how cute they are they sent me this they were there on a flight they thought this was so fun okay okay look you know the card you get the safety card what it says apparently look what they write you see it says apparently black people don't get off the plane white people okay to get off [Applause] look how cute they are look how cute they are there you go it's a bell okay now they're making me labs and raise money okay okay I don't know how religious y'all would you want to go to vacation Biol school I don't know boy here is the hell of it you know something there are bargains out there you just have to find them look at this 25% off entire stock of soiled bath towels and bath room you get a plant gets glowing report doesn't sound good Oh what I God found American flags call 2id blow yeah go on feminine form fine lingerie and body where Barbara available in 32 B 240 F you know get me Barbara in yeah Barbara in the 40 well this doesn't sound very exciting excitable restaurant grand opening look at that large single topping pizza with picture of poop 12:15 just one too many O's can ruin a whole evening you know why is nobody coming in the restaurant alright here is the stupidest idea I've ever seen you know a lot of people have a hard time waking up but this would drive you nuts the runaway alarm clock this alarm clock rolls away and hides from you when you hit the snooze button yet it emits a random pattern would be to have to get up and chase this stupid thing around that would last an hour before I'd shoot this stupid thing happy birthday Mother's Day the greatest mom look at it before and after Wow look at this for sale collection of old people obesity surgery informational seminar limited space available canoe rentals Ontario it seems like a bad name for a canoe rental place look at this titanic canoe rental did you stay for the whole movie alright your dog is not gonna wear this calves you know what is my pet peeve oh okay look at this fashionable dog bikini okay first of all that is not where the dogs breasts would be you're not even wearing it correctly Judy and John O'Neil we believe living at the beach can take years off your life well I want what I want that police blotter Pete you know the cops have a hard enough job not idiots calling the police to report stuff look at this police blotter Tuesday April 3rd incidents caller reported having the wrong time on his VCR yeah can I speak to the chief yeah my VCR has got the wrong time how to play like Devon offers to come by the house yes why would you call the cops for that more now Kevin's it me does everybody in this photo have breasts [Music] and speaking of that we used to do this with the Land O'Lakes butter I'd say the Land O'Lakes remember the Land O'Lakes girl on the butter you'd fold it well here remember those are her knees here you go for sale three black convicts healthy and well behaved need good huh the Liberty riders the Eastside Club enjoys riding bikes drinking beer fistfights and performing charter will work for truth you don't want to get those mixed up I love the look at this cat's face Romeo filly on kisses tiger his pet in prison for the past two years I why should the cat have to go to prison I understand but look at the cat looks thrilled to be this guy's made any look at this now again and explain to me what is happening here I've heard of Taylor rental they're a legitimate country a company rather why is this guy terrorizing this girl in a bikini with a chainsaw what is that all right apparently this is a car must be designed for women keV it's a 98 Volvo v70 all-wheel drive how many guys are buying those Hey how how off you think this cop got teased Chiefs gun stolen from Cruiser Columbus fleet chief Billy Pickens lost a handgun in a cell phone with his patrol car while is being washed by prisoners at the local training [Applause] a cheese wedge again okay I'm gonna explain what this is all right it looks like a man it's pajamas in bed okay it's actually a rodeo clown oh what a rodeo clown it just looks like something obscene okay it's a rodeo clown grabbing a bowl but it looks like a man in pajamas in debt today this has been the horniest headlines [Applause] elder Bush donates revolver as that's the correct way to hand look at the guy he looks thriller yard thanks for the gun I appreciate it thank you thank you very much again businesses all grumman Sons Funeral Parlor at minigolf free inside mini-golf call ahead because play is canceled if there's any funeral game can agree play through ok and can't one last one I guess another horny would get well again this is I guess it's a thing for kids travel aren't music ok but one of those two monkeys doing up in the bush up there what's that [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I love the name of this it's the rotten surgical group there's dr. Bruce rotten and his brother Brent rotten they're rotten surgeons to busted in grocery theft scheme if you see these two people stealing groceries do not try to apprehend them I tell you there are a lot of effective diets out there I think this is the best one 10% off dr. billing Hirst raw frozen barf diet raw frozen barb you know I've lost my appetite speaking of food this is the menu at the Chino Valley senior senator nutrition program Monday's not bad Monday a rosemary chicken and boil put boiled potatoes and apricots Tuesday don't look juicy ham and swill on weeks boy is it 50th anniversary Vera hustin and Charles Krauss were married 95th married 50 years god bless lovely couple but one question one question all right he has no hair on the day he was married [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] calvert City Police Department looking for people to be policemen look at their qualifications must be able to read and write why would you want this new and improved make bedwetting easier now what what do you want to make it harder not easier where do you put the kids hand in water while they sleep in his eye here's H J's famous restaurant I don't know about this h JS house steak choice ribeye chopped up without house sauce what is out house well here's something that's worth a headline look Madonna reads her second book Wow what this is Woodcrest retreat camp happy parents comment camp was a great experience for our son I'm very pleased she'll be back next year probably quite a few changes with a little Timmy attend challenges ranked among the top four I love this guy Eric Youngblood was shocked that he finished last admitting that some of the negative publicity from when he shot a man last fall may have heard him maybe I shouldn't have killed that guy during the camera for rent West Detroit we have a room for rent in our house clean four-bedroom house shared with 2.5 gay males that point fives that got me teased by what does that mean I'm gonna be 0.5 gay I don't quite understand I have not been up to Oregon recently I've never been stopped by the police in Oregon all right senior state trooper Daniel Davis apparently in Oregon it's requirement for the police to wear lipstick at that point today that's that point five words [Applause] [Music] room service breakfast menu you want your toast white or whole what Oh people bother police gold chain taking a 20 year old woman in 6100 block report that a gold rope chain with diamond pendant was missing from her home the woman suspects that her ex roommate took the chain and also took the woman's husband who is also missing wait a minute police build rapport in their community I think it's important for police have a good rapport with the citizens in their community here they are the police building rapport with the citizens and [Laughter] more police work Fort Worth police shot a man Thursday was trying to commit suicide by stabbing himself he much wrapped up that problem too you won't take me I understand that I checked this is real dover realty company a name you can trust yes trust Ben Dover [Music] you know why first of all the product itself is crude enough it's a toilet seat it fits over your trailer hitch but why would it need to be camouflaged are you going to be hunting while you're sitting there possibly is anything seems a little odd models wanted 300 to 500 dollars Wow female models must be cute Harry and/or pregnant Oh see Kevin it says selling children's toys teach your Barbie no panties $200 here's something you would want in your home solid-wood Mara yeah that's a good idea I can't Mary doesn't barbecue sauce champion look at this there's a big barbecue fish fry on Friday Saturday all you can pork he is naughty America day sugars they see this is a Freudian slip all right it's an adult novelty store but they I guess I meant to say store the adults or will the first half Jen the house cleaner has two openings [Applause] saying anything and finally is one that sums up I think our political climate I guess they're trying to say we need more women in politics I guess what what this story is supposed to be we need more women in public service running for governor running from there more Jane less dicks needed [Applause] [Music] I don't know how many of you take the NBC tour this is the NBC studio tour and on the back it says frequently asked questions now the most frequently asked question is where and when do I stand in line okay you know what the second most frequently asked question is look can I bring a firearm on the tour you can't bring a gun on the tour you [ __ ] Oh keV I don't know how many times I've warned people in Midwest about this Ohioans cautions against using toilet bowl cleaner on their hair oh you know I'm no great speller I'm a little dyslexic but if I was running an ad I have somebody else check it window plan plan when new neat windows when new lead clean windows I love this one look at this bunch of guys sitting around a table council looks into women's showers yeah okay yeah I see why you are a vegetarian Oh stray dog barbecue I don't know Oh Michael Vick's place oh you don't want to go there what do we got here oh here you go you know people call the fire department they call it they waste important people's time July 29th the report of smoke in a house on south elbow Bend Road but no fire later found the eyeglasses won by the reporter were hazy [Applause] committed to the environment right down to our feet the all-new Caliburn with linings made from 70 percent recycled pet what is that 40 eggs an Elmo on highway 27 28 and asphalt country road [Applause] ask about our gift registry oh yeah listen I'd like to get some toilet paper as a gift for some people it seems a little caddy welcome home pad October 1st Pat young will be moving back home from California please stop by and visitor she will be residing in the house she's affected her nephew Bob young his only grandchild same-sex unions halted in Iowa County in the Navy I'm not sure wait I like this one half panel discusses pros and cons of racial slur let me tell you why I'm for it bill oh here's a mom trying to do the right thing congratulations Wyatt I'm so proud of you congratulations on the 11th year of high school [Applause] it's a little creepy forever mate one one letter can change every single white male 4800 feet looking for tractors slim to medium build 30 to 40 year old female look at last night come share my home let's soil each other oh I haven't gotten one response on my head [Applause] Macomb man 35 jailed and battery charges Macomb and jail early Sunday morning look at this according to reports the argument between Wingo and his wife started after a couple of gun dancing in Gulfport Winkle became angry after you saw his wife dancing suggestively with the midgets you know there's no other way a woman can dance with a [ __ ] executive damn I know you like good places to eat look at this loose video and seafood and tires give me the salmon and a couple of steel-belted radials here's another great restaurant Bogey's pizza and guns ok reminder monday classes will be Tuesday because Monday's classes are canceled for Presidents Day so Tuesday's classes are cancelled to make room for Monday's Tuesday [Music] attention landlord special night for you eviction class to be taught to all who have problem tenants and a Christmas party to follow Christmas Day I'm not you know I don't know a lot about horse breeding cap all right but I don't know is this horse very personable half Appaloosa half Labrador Retriever win any races with that correct you know one thing about papers they they make a mistake they put the correction in correction a Thursday story incorrectly quoted councilman Stewart Clifton is calling Mayor Bill Boehner a squeeze bag he meant to call him a sleazebag [Applause] we regret any error oh this poor girl you know being valedictorian that's the one that's the one the valedictorian you know it comes under valedictorian oh what's that I had no idea I'd even know this position exist well valid guitar you're the best in the class alright if you're the valley and you realize look at this one slit or you [Applause] [Music] her parents are so proud our daughter never heard of that title okay look at this pockets for remote control well it's sleazy this guy honey come grab the remote try and take it one more oh boy this this is a dedicated sheepdog okay you know some sheepdog oh they do a little bit of hurting they don't you know I think you know what she needs is a good let's just think of it don't say good a sheepdog that's gonna get a sheepdog that's a sheepdog [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you know someday there are just slow news days and newspapers have to fill they got spaces you got to fill those spaces I think this is one of those days dead man remains dead we'll keep you updated the Charlotte Observer yeah I've been to Charlotte kept lovely city lovely beautiful city one of the most beautiful cities in America and then people there I just like this headline scientists predict doom but are optimists about it y'all gonna die but it'll be a sunny day sounds serious two men sentence for possessing four arms you know restaurants always trying to make things so inviting look at this mmm this sounds delicious look at that entree fillet of soil yeah we're just gonna have this salad what could go wrong here correction facilities blueprints done by draftsman who's a felon well we have no idea why the people are escaping this seemed a little self-serving to anybody don't ban public smoking safe funeral directors well done big barbecue this weekend he might try the boneless seven bone steak want to save money look at this half-price sale half-price cap half-price sale you save 25% sometimes the name of a restaurant can make or break the place could have fine food look this is large ice cream cones or candy top sundaes 50 cents what a deal 50 cents if you go down to the butt Hut a bad name you know somehow I've lost my appetite now going to be I don't want to lick an ice cream at the bud hunt okay I don't know it's given me an appetite maybe it's a big place enroll in our nursing aid training course but look backyard check required and you have to look in your backyard something makes me think this kid is adopted Sally and chard Sally and Charles morgenson and their son Scott homecoming parades safety advised we encourage our students to make poor decisions when they are riding the flatbeds oh boy you know gang violence is a huge problem cab even in rural areas now not just a big cities look at this man attacked by gang of cows move it's that other kid dick dick it's got the kid to those two people here's a poorly written sentence hanging yourself could be painful so get a pro to do it [Applause] grand opening the point your new home architectural style with views of Sweetwater Lake and mr. Miguel Miguel you want to put some pants on Thank You keV I know you're a vegetarian all right you might enjoy playing meat bingo I don't know what that doesn't sound that good that sound like good sound like something a u.s. senator might be involved I love this one several area moose sightings in Fulton County several several calls has brought it a moose to establish the middle of the road to the group for Ville moose else club st. Patrick's weekend mmm the southern pine lulu a delicious shrimp [ __ ] look at lobster tail mmm tenderloin steak I like the third would surf and turn calves I've crossed out this young boy's name I don't want embarrassing all right but you know obesity is a huge problem with little kids little kids you see these enormous kids here's a classic example car hits boy card damage you don't want to show his name but you show his picture huh hey kids look like that incident reported by white Ridge by wheatridge police an off-duty police officer pointed seeing a one-handed construction worker masturbating on the jobsite when police contacted the man at 2:42 p.m. he said absurd anyone accused him he denied doing anything could have resembled masturbating the workers supervisor told police he didn't think the man was masturbating because having only one sign he held in one hand he could not hold up the stop sign and masturbate at the same time case is still open pending further investigation we'll keep you updated on this let's see we got here look at this keV Jay Leno found on a hundred dollar bill Gytrash tried to pass a hundred dollar bill with my face on it there's something interesting preference for altar boys among new Vatican rules oh yeah I'm Way out of line okay well here's something for the Catholic and the Protestants Baptist students approve 54 missionary position [Music] [Applause] those bastards Sara sticky buns [Music] I was stunned to learn this Houston Texas male female breasts not similar panel children I was stunned here's Drake University online graduate course now you know what a graduate cuz you've gone to college you've graduated you've got a degree you go to graduate school a graduate schools cost so much harder than undergraduate school this is Drake University now look at the man at the blackboard let's see what's on the blackboard okay okay five times to stop there too hard I don't want to go to graduate school you know politicians talk like no other people in the world here's Mayor Randy Roche people are anxious is he worked being done before he can see work done a lot of work has to be done in our cab you know me I'm a little dyslexic I'm a terrible speller I admit to being a terrible speller but I'm not putting ads in the newspaper August special wonderful 1998 mana fractured house it's a matter fractured home and it's wonderful I'm not a big seafood eater okay you've heard of imitation lobster imitation crabmeat I never knew what it was before I never knew exactly what a lobster until I saw this package thank you that's what it is it's a dog and a lobster [Music] [Applause] his eye on United Church of Christ parish announcements 10:30 worship 11:30 coffee and fellowship I like 4 o'clock strippers and hookers quilting what is that here's police blotter you know the smaller towns don't get the big crimes all right you know I like this 3-3 30 2007 or block Walker Road police responded or suspicious condition after a resident reported seeing a vagrant with a ukulele playing music outside a building a ukulele what a banjo not a guitar it's a ukulele so family is a happy hobo dramatic wait I lost 69 and a half pounds and 43 and three-quarter inches and look how much he's literally cut in half look at the weight loss I love this one you know taking care of elderly parents always them you know it's a well it's a hardship for people financially this is the Montecito gracious desert retirement living and this is this guy's talking about his mom I thought this was so nice the Montecito was far superior for what I felt my mother deserved would be a lovely Christmas first day kittens for sale no kittens free 7 weeks old - white - gay one-arm Illinois Valley animal rescue his Kapoor a grumpy old poodle mix I think looks a little grumpy wouldn't you say [Music] [Applause] this is Birmingham Alabama I thought this is very a noble 40 firefighters from Pennsylvania Mississippi went to Alabama to help with the wildfires then these firefighters god bless him they don't you can't pay him enough money he says they have many hurdles to cross as you can see there are the firefighters on their way on their way down it's kids day kids activities games look at look at all the things you can do there's food disc jockey hot air balloon pony rides and my favorite peek inside our hearse let's wear you kids will wind up one day all right no sound look guys look we have animals on here keV I have seen the most exotic animals in the world but why grrrrrr half lion have to remember right huge animal animals no one has ever I have touched I physically handled it's a treat it's unbelievable I have never heard of this animal this animal for sale I have never cabott what does it sleep for 24 hours and mate for an hour what is that cat mix I never heard never heard now look at this [ __ ] all right settle down look at the pool why does that guy have flippers in the pool okay where you going now keep the flippers man yeah yeah that's right that's nice - flippers don't take him off me folks the police are looking for your help they can't solve every crime without the public cop21 help police asking for the public's assistance and identifying this suspect seen above if you have seen that person call the police immediately okay Alan I want you to just read the caption get the caption for us before you go to the picture it says while she never quite recaptured her youthful sex appeal Lyndsey Lowen credited boot camp with saving her from the ravages of substance abuse can you get the picture of Lindsay there and she looks terrible go back to school cool hey girls go back to school cool yeah go back to school knocked up apparently [Music] his cameltoe service I didn't know there was actual I didn't realize that I didn't I just thought that was an accidental thing you know as you know there's a huge problem this country how do you get your dog to quit smoking [Applause]

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