New, Recently Discovered Seinfeld Bloopers (made for cast & crew)

yes your honor right now how could you get on the show it's very simple as a simple a job application form that you just fill it out in your honor you would think there would be audition the scripts right for the partner not not true it's just a normal you can get at mcdonnell's the same application form that McDonald's uses we use it right here most people don't know that this is the way we're doing the show you simply apply for the job [Music] [Music] sherry you don't go into this business if you're normal I'll tell you that there's no work for normal people in this business no work yes I'm well adjusted I have a good set of values a good family upbringing I know what's important is when we do the right things we can't use we have no work for you who wants to have some I think it got the dog so let them happen at us on the side all right please I cannot have this constant bickering stress is very damaging for the epidermis I have an important photo session in the morning my hands have got to be in tip-top condition so please keep the conversation down and the television to a minimum you don't think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point hey you look I just jotted down the message I didn't know that I was required to say my line properly well try give it a go it seems like a problem well I'm not dating any other deaf women so it seems like a problem well I'm not dating any other deaf women so guess who's gonna be a ball man for the future no kidding they said listen what did I say the future hello what are you doing here I don't know my name is George I'm unemployed and I live with my parents hi I'm Victoria you know Joel and I have an extra ticket to the Giants game go okay I'll let me take it for you it will coffee yeah is he all right [Laughter] [Music] yeah I don't really drink I don't you know I don't look when I drink milk I get a little loopy sometimes I'm having cereal that milk is like wow I think I'm lactose super tolerance ah oh she's rolling is the blue there we go no I mean no I come on we won an Emmy you know yeah but I didn't it's over what how'd you get in forever what's that lobster looks like a swan she says we can't go out anymore why because I'm not Latvian Orthodox my parents won't let her get involved with anyone who is in Latvian Orthodox Latvian Orthodox hmm it is Lobster mmm she's limiting herself to lack me an Orthodox I mean this bisexual atheist can't meet anybody too bad yeah I know this was the only woman I never lied to well that's not entirely true why are you just talk to her parents because that's not the right line it's a religion for a woman a woman what are you out of your mind why can't you do anything like a normal person wait is this the group that goes out and mutilate squirrels oh it's a regular religion then why haven't I heard of it I'm calling my lawyer it might not be too late to get out of this I don't want to get out of it [Laughter] this was the first woman I never lied to well it's not entirely true are you familiar with the script so anything on the yogurt no but I expect to hear any time well I wouldn't get your hopes up why do you say that no reason oh how about that dingus what thank you does this look right to you [Music] so yeah anything on the yogurt no but I expect to hear any time well I wouldn't get your hopes up why do you say that no problem this is cooked no problem is good it's completely out of left field you made it Hey so I hear about Gwyn why did she say something to you about why we broke up no but tonight it'll be the first chance I've had to talk to her really look George I'm friends with music yeah my accountant actually did steal money from me and use it to buy drugs and the hardest part of me wrong that's wrong the hardest part right there baby I was gonna need for listening to you hey Jerri I saw what I saw everything was going so well she hadn't seen any flaws in me now she sees a side what side a bad side an ugly side Oh so why so what all right I'll do it one more time so we can get some different camera angles now she decide a bad side an ugly side so what I feel full after the risotto yes of course for but there's a feeling of fullness with the that's the wrong line it was a good performance but it's the wrong line twelve thousand BTUs of cooling he looks like a pirate but there are no more pirates there are none and he's not a pirating I'll get you for this this is my business is my life no one rules it for me no one here's my card I have never seen of all man there oughta be ball men all right well I'll talk to her hello you want to be a ball man go ahead break the ball barrier Hey [Laughter] what's in here well I get up well whoopee whoa you got any coffee yes coffee I'll get it I'll get it no matter why are you so tired my quilt is still at the Queen the Queen errs [Laughter] what are you doing to it I know this coffee table it's George Costanza it's mine he's my mom aren't you you know what I was told me the moth ridden Cabana gran will always have pancakes by jury that's 29 girlfriends I'm a man of wide-ranging interests I've been thinking about something yes over I don't think the deal is fair you don't think enough no no I found the place I set the whole thing up I'm doing all the legwork what like work oh there's Lake Worth if anything you're getting too much too much that's right they're my raincoat look I want 35% I'm thinking more like 10 I'm thinking more like 15 but there's no way I've taken 10 or 15 what [Laughter] [Applause] well hi mr. goldstein is Rachel home I'm afraid Rachel's not gonna be able to see you tonight or the other night for that matter why what do I do you know very well I heard about your behavior at the movies the other night it was disgraceful you want to be ashamed of yourself I wanna not allow my daughter to be involved with someone of such weak moral fiber fortunately my postman happened to witness the entire incident heavyset fello I believe he lives in your building Wow if you don't mind Rachel goodnight you know you brought this little girl here take some gum yeah take a little more weak weak gum one more for the road trust me you might need another one hi this is Jane hi hi nice to meet you finally I look forward to Saturday night yeah me too all right so I'll see you saturday night yeah I know it's a big problem it's ridiculous she puts four pieces in her mouth I don't think we're gonna be able to go out to do Saturday night because of a gun well it's ridiculous look how much she takes I mean could you understand her so many she's one of these people always has to be different Hey well she cannot chew during dinner do I know you I don't think so mmm I think I know you from somewhere oh no you don't yeah you wearing the g-string and one of those bras with points the mannequin oh I gotta see this thing and I'm gonna get a fluids mr. Lippman you gotta be more fluid oh I can't that I'd be running to the bathroom all day who has time what what is that Judy food come on no thanks mr. Fitbit people from watching me here oh yeah all right I'll be right there oh well this is it played you know without this merger we'd be out of the street why they sure saved us forgot we're gonna let me decide what trip cuz I'm like that won't come back oh these are beautiful you nice going yeah yes I'm not gonna get going what are you doing I got a date with Karen I don't know what I'm gonna do nothing's happening down there no you sure I'm sorry that's my best line we make them in a Styrofoam and then we paint each one Brown it actually save money in the long run Darren doesn't buy Jerry now I'm sure they'll call you eventually yeah I'm sure what kind of company is it rest stops applied oh good for you hey shower yeah air cut I'm very happy with this oh jeez Gina of course wouldn't let that other butcher cut my hair what butcher the uncle Enzo hello oh hi yes uh-huh really is it okay thank you very much well the yoga verdict said fact [Music] hey-ya I have looser than cream corn hey you told you to get her massage from her I haven't gotten a massage from her yet I told you what I told you she liked me how do you know sister Roberta oh [ __ ] it's interesting how I answered that isn't it I don't know why you had to tell her that you put me in a very difficult position marine biologist I'm very uncomfortable with this whole thing you know with all due respect I would think it's right up your alley well it's not up my alley it's one thing if I make it up I know what I'm doing I know my alleys you got me living in the Galapagos Islands with the Turtles I don't know where the hell I am well you came in the other day with all that whale stuff the squeaking and the squealing why couldn't you make me an architect you know I always wanted to pretend that I was an architect well I'm gonna see it tomorrow I'm gonna tell what's going on maybe she just likes me for me the New York Yankees a New York Yankees [Applause] Ruth Gehrig DiMaggio mantle Costanza I'm the assistant to the traveling secretary I'm going on the road trips with them I'll be on the plane I'm working in Yankee Stadium this is a dream I am busting Jerry a busting I can't believe it yeah it's me come on oh yeah yeah the whole interview was just an opposite fest he said tomorrow I said tomorrow and I'm moving out of my parents house I'm taking that apartment on 86th recover the one we saw that's a great play I'm back in business baby George I wouldn't get too excited about this stuff you know things have a way of evening out hi Haley how're things going how are things going you want to know how things are gonna tell you how things are going I am getting kicked out of my apartment you bet is how things are going you're getting kicked out what did I just say why why are they doing that I don't know they have a list of grievances the jewel thief yeah the jewel thief Jehovah's Witness I told you about what else what quarters Oh what else I put Canadian quarters in the washing machine what about the wind chimes yeah we mentioned that I told you not to put those up there annoying I like the sound it relaxes me I gotta be out by the end of the month well you could move in with my parents was that the opposite of what you're going to say or is that just your natural instinct instinct stick with you ever wears silk underwear no put that on the top of your nest top of mine nuts I mean do women know about shrinkage what do you mean like laundry no like when a man goes swimming like when a man goes swimming afterwards I just think it your size you'd make a good jockey buck now [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] did you ever see that moose that was rescued that time that was one of these hurricane things you know and the Moose has uh got stuck on like a little island and there was a it was like a flooding and so they had a rescue him and they brought a helicopter in they dropped the cable down and they had like a little moose harness you know the moose rescue people are right on top of everything and they and they just clipped him onto the harness and the helicopter just lifted him up and he was just hanging there so funny I turned this thing on and I turned it on in the middle and I just see the moose you know in the sky and he was looking around like he was thinking well I guess I can fly now I must have eaten some kind of a weird berry or something my wildest moose fantasy has come true I'm super moose there's a boost in trouble I have to come back for you I know how to work this thing I just got these powers of growing [Music] [Music] [Music] the overture overture curtain slides this is it will hit the high odd with the show this is it let me just call crema see if he wants anything Hey we're ordering Chinese food if you want [Applause] no I don't want okay I'll take it what is it hey guys yeah Cubans oh yeah the kind of Castro smoke you can't fire them anyway that's strong I'll see double that yeah this wallpapers very good my place looks like a ski lodge why'd you force that mate on me I told everyone I didn't believe you how could you not believe me who's gonna turn down a junior mint its chocolate peppermint it's delicious that's true I threw in the garbage can on the street I didn't good he's selling the collar see then you would talk you know what it is [Laughter] [Laughter] well I live in a bubble I'm sorry nice to see I should have said every we're rolling filled right now yes there's a show in progress I didn't know that [Music] juice - laughing okay wait come waste everyone's talking here we go open the peritoneal cavity exposing the body's internal organs [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] I'd like to see how you pick up a check with no money be very curious how you could do that this could render the whole monetary system obsolete we're back to wampum now yeah use that maybe you want to sell me that one oh I got a lot of proposition for you or a proposition bouchard's on 53rd [Laughter] [Music] bouchard's on 53rd I think we just trying to say is get the booyah Bay bouchard's on 53rd I think what he's trying to say is bouchard's I'm 53 bouchard's on 53rd I think what he's trying to say is get the bouillabaisse we got it Elaine well what's the name of that dub woman friend of yours the the one of the therapist a woman Dan huh that's me again I must name that cool boyfriend of yours as a therapist a woman Jana falling right Dana tholi ASCO Valley had such bad Bo oh yeah rampant mutant theater the Oh went from the valleys B to the car to me I have no idea I have no medical evidence to back me up but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection something beyond science something perhaps from above [Laughter] I have no medical evidence I have no medical evidence to back me up you know what I think I'm gonna pass [Laughter] what what's funny now when poncy looked in the mirror and saw ya give a lead up to oh come on George have you seen at the end where they're all flashing around and then they go right over to the mirror to see really worked I'm being stupid all right let's go you know a lot of people have asked that [Applause] [Music] [Applause] so what do you think yo what's up Diggity Dog [Music] look at this there's a naked woman across the street we're second floor from the table see the window on the Left walks around the house like that maybe she's a nudist you know those nudist colony people in my life I can take another season with the spies just trade away all those young best prospective players you know like buna right Dave Breck I don't know the others hey hey you got it yeah you got it yeah Jerry look at me look at my face am i beautiful George am i beautiful you're very attractive yeah she says she doesn't want to see me again told me to drop dead drop dead [Laughter] hey hey listen I want you to ask Gallo do me a favor the next time Russell Dalrymple comes into her restaurant ask her if she would call us I'll call her now okay [Laughter] [Applause] well top of the morning to you boys what do you say what do you be that out before you start another fire you had to give him a box of cigars so what are you guys doing tonight Oh I'm gonna be playing golf at the Westchester Country Club Westchester is not a private club yeah that's right buddy it's private it's very frightening but I met the pro at the golf shop in 49th Street I gave him one of these Cubans he invites me up to play a free round then he tells me any time I give him a couple of these babies he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna let me he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna give me my life are you crazy I can't it's the guy from more cigars after you burned down his cabin well what's one thing got to do with another favor please well I can't go back to the public horses now I can't I won't I mean you know what that's like it's crowded the grass has big brown patches on it they don't break the sand traps not to mention the caliber of people that I have to play with look I can't help you you're gonna have to get him from someplace else where they're Cubans oh that's [Music] what is going on what did you do oh I didn't do anything I was in the video she saw me take a swing you know she's telling me that my club was going back too fast well no we talked this over a little bit she's a golf teacher so I took a lesson and you know something happened between us and that's that so I'm gonna go back some television I'm out [Applause] [Music] what gamma I'm out of the contest it's not true enough line the line is through come on Jerry the masquerade is over you're thin late 30s single sorry yeah what's the expiration date on that September 3rd the 3rd please sit down well if I don't know you know I you know I don't look but if I you put him on a dental chair no I put him on a rack and stretch him until they just split in half one time I had a dream I was a bird with a candybar head [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] because ready yeah George you know you really need some out but a regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you you need to go to like Vienna something I need to get involved at the university level like with Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you that's the kind of help you need not the once a week for 80 bucks no you need a team just working around the clock thinking about you having conferences observing you like the way they did with the Elephant Man that's what I'm talking about cuz that's the only way you're gonna get better I thought the woman was kind of cute Rochelle Rochelle what Rochelle Rochelle oh hey thanks for meeting me you know I don't have much time yeah but listen I I just have to ask you I mean um is there any way you could tell me my line did you just give me my yeah well I couldn't run over there the way I was things so she fired she stopped streaming my back my back so I helped her up I drove her to the hospital she's in traction she's in traction my back went out she's in traction bring the car being totaled the towing charge and then and then then then show's over well between the copying total did we serious now I get paid a lot of money Feder oh yes looking at the track well I'll wait for you kids outside lord I just kiss me on the mouth oh my god I forgot to tell you I got a letter today from the state controllers office you know when I was going to public school back in Brooklyn every day every week I used to be every every when why did you let me start that speech again oh my god I forgot to tell you I got a letter from the state controllers office you bet oh my god I forgot to tell you I got a letter from the state controllers office today yeah back when I was going to public school and oh my god I forgot to tell you I got a letter from the state controllers office that I remember I was going to pop the okay history this is for the game how you doing over there Matt Duke good all right bubble boy let's just play what country invaded Spain that's the wrong question I'll start again yeah cuz it was going so well this is my third wake this month never gets any easier Wow losing a loved one is I mean forget about it [Laughter] you won you seem to be of great comfort to Betsy we're very appreciative confidence wasn't father could I ask you a question in a terrible time like this who would I get the death certificate the death she's a virgin I'm gonna bet you what do you do well actually I'm a writer in fact I'm writing a comedy pilot for CBS CBS he thinks and if you're too funny he might not look so funny there yeah think I'll be too funny of course not I mean I don't even think you'll know the line I love that Jerry I loved it Jerry my young friend you're so naive you are so so naive you know about a few things you know about comedy a little bit about relationship some baseball but you are so far out of your element here you're embarrassing yourself bad I mean he actually started with George and his mother yeah what's going on all right go ahead you're the girl that brought the article go ahead tell her I'm at yeah it's not true it's not true nothing there's anything wrong with that so where were we I was just leaving right you relieved you sent a woman into the sauna to do that I think you're both mentally ill oh and by the way they're real and they're spectacular you think I laugh like Elmer Fudd sitting on a deuce well first of all Elmer Fudd is one of the most beloved internationally known cartoon characters of all time I'm gonna get a quasi wabbit ha ha not only that a juicer is one of the healthiest ways it makes the juice it extracts the the pulp and vitality but I was clearly on the outer edge of the nostril I know what I saw I gotta go no no Pig you don't know my name do you yes I do what is it it rhymes for the female body part what is it [Laughter] Oh [Music] ladies and gentlemen I implore you Corbin Bernsen locking the door yeah [Music] [Music] do you want to go out and go for a walk get a cup of coffee with you I'd rather be dead get my bought head and oil and rub it all over your body Wow how far is Gettysburg I'd like to go there about three hours Jerry George Marla George Jerry spaces Jerry George he caved it's over you're out oh my god the queen is dead tell you how to run your show it's enough with the bar I'm not crazy I mean I may look weird but I'm just like you don this irregular just trying to make it in this business what about you George have you written anything we might know don't looks like veal it's not feel well it's a good-looking piece of meat we've been close friends and then recently something just you know you mean sexually yeah have we been intimate yeah yeah we've been intimate how often do we do it I'm not sure and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see no we have sacrificed everything all for the sake of our little Bubble Boy excuse me would you mind I'd like to take the picture back I'm not happy with what I wrote it's good I like it he's a very bad so sad all your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons are you still scared of clowns yeah I'm a day person I'll give them if you do have a cat just secret I would really really like to know what it is she tell this guy you're seeing somebody else that's the easiest way to get out of this guy you just tell them an old boyfriends come back into your life I don't think so nice try took a [ __ ] that's a good cigar [Applause] hey what are you reading oh the falconer by John Chiba John Cheever you ever read any stuff uh yeah I'm familiar with some all right look we gotta get back to work we just had a big breakthrough here okay I'll leave you two alone okay hey y'all go visit my mother she just bought me some new panties and they're all laid out for me [Applause] [Applause] the humans love to watch the humans this is what our show is I mean do you ever watch this show do you think that these lives could be going through these unbelievable events just this is just 30 minutes out of their week and that if the camera was on all the time I would just be constantly George running me screaming Kramer and losing his mind every 30 minutes of their lives it's ridiculous but you don't have a problem with it do you yeah don't care why humans want to watch the other human go see if there's anything on TV about oh no never mind what's it the Mackinaw features Jerry the ones from Oregon that are only right now don't ya that's right I know what we can do I got a buddy he lives up hey I know we can do I know a guy hey I don't know my line all right let's all share laughter move on Kraven what is this this bottle on my sofa is it good is good here [Applause] where are your clothes I told you I sold them to bania you mean what you were wearing you know how do you expect to get out of here I'm in [Laughter] action there's no action this is action I'm in action all the time [Music] [Applause] Magister no Lindsay it was not in the garbage it was above the garbage hovering like an angel of course I know your rant bidded I kissed a good boy what you wanna throw to Lindsay now could you talk to her for me it's not connected [Music] [Music] that last one was a little honey what did you say to the doorman what nothing he claims that you followed him home and started harassing him what does this guy got a personal vendetta with me what did I do it in because I asked him about the Knicks hey did you ever make the movie no great well let's go tonight you can pick me up can we go to a later show so at least these office chef when I combine to avoid it do the same [Laughter] and listen to this she's I'm working in Atlantic through this weekend she's gonna be down live with it for the pageant I understand that again all right come in again it was that bad why did you have to give in that suit what you want to get a meal out of it is it my turn no it's mine so what are you looking at me for with my own lives don't lose you've won because you happen to this kid is a fighter and if you think I'm gonna let a couple of dead birds get in our way forget it yeah but claim you gotta explain just stay away from the convention hall that's all I gotta say what was that all about I got the first name that's right you ready yes yeah we're trying to get that number 10 years what is it Cosmo Cosmo [Laughter] what [Laughter] [Applause] I'm in love whoo these cops stopped me once the other night in West Hollywood and I'm driving a car nice car and the cops they recognize me you know they recognize me it's a new car I think oh you're the guy with the TV show yeah ask me how you doing ah nice to meet you nice to me is this your car now I'm boosting cars I got the TV show but it's not enough I need to do this on the side you idiot family you all right the jokes kept bouncing off her like Superman she's positively human resistant thing what did I tell you and even when she does like something she's like all right that's more coffee creamer is Cosmo right Cosmo figures I need by the end of the day well you better get going in [Laughter] do you see the irony here you're rejecting somebody because they're bald so your boss no I'm not I was bald away okay [Applause] poor Pincus poor little Pincus hello Jerry may I come in what do you want huh nothing it's being neighborly what a hangout shoot the breeze I'm not letting a cheetah know man you're not getting anywhere near that board Jerry I'm a little insulted you're not a little anything though perhaps for two Newman the meet see I know there's less it's possible no it is I've looked into his eyes he's pure evil he's an enigma a mystery wrapped in a riddle yeah he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie creamer I'll tell you another thing Cosmo Kramer whatever you want to be called the kissing thing is over there's no more kissing and I don't care what the consequences are [Applause] I swallowed my tongue now listen YouTube bird brains he's riddled with gastrointestinal maladies he's not allowed to have any spices and alcohol could kill him altogether did I tell you not to get the five-alarm chili let me just go get this right in him I can't write him the only camera left is the video assist everything else is gone look I just hope we can put this behind us all right just move on with our lives they tell me you're a terrific monkey so no hard feelings [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] what it's only gonna get better and fire no no I don't want to go to the circus chair yeah well you're going but I'm afraid of clowns hey brother mr. Stein brother you wanted to see me mr. Steinbrenner yes George come in come in you know George I've been your biggest support around here and that's why I was so disappointed to hear that you've been pilfering the equipment George would never do anything like that no why would I own it right so what are you saying okay god bless you George thank you why would George steal from the Yankees maybe we should go back in and try it again this move on me well a perfectly good move is just sitting there in the barn wait why didn't you tell me you were a little short yeah put this in your pocket if anybody asks where you got it you don't know how uncle well really I don't need it thank you what are you come on about here I want you to have it uncle I can't take money for everything no I know hey sherry open up we need to talk doors already open Bumble well [Laughter] [Applause] so what have you been doing with yourself well I'm a comedian well I really wouldn't know about that I don't watch much TV yeah I like to read huh what do you do a lot of that did you ever notice kind of stuff yeah it strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of year what you really went bald there didn't you yeah you used to really have a oh yeah well I guess I started losing it when I was about 28 right around the time I made my first million oh you know it's true what they say the first million is the hardest what do you do I'm an architect behind any buildings in New York have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim you did that yep yep y'all didn't take very long either well you really built yourself up into something yeah they had a dream one can't help but wonder what brings you into a crummy little coffee shop like this well I like to stay in touch with the people oh did we have some wild times I remember one time mr. Bevilacqua he was the gym teacher you remember mr. Bevilacqua said the listen cop give me 40 laps you said 40 laps I'll kick their ass morning laughs what are you talking about and then he did you kicked his ass it was amazing does anyone want to cut a camera when you're just gonna dear that yes the hit there [Laughter] Cyclops but are you all dressed up for well the lane when you're shopping on Madison Avenue you don't want to skimp on the hunt up whatever my line is yeah I come here all the time you won't believe rat turds in the kitchen please forgive me [Music] well looks like you've adjusted to the boxers well I wouldn't go as far as that you went back to the jockeys wrong again Oh [Applause] what what don't you see what's going on here no box there's no jockeys the only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine Cramer's say it isn't so it be so I'm out there Jerry good for you Jack I could have stayed at home and ordered pizza from bingo bingo bingo yeah bingo grammars here Kramer's gonna make everything better yeah I got your pineapple you know I saw beaches last night for the fourth time you are the wind beneath my city so what did Tim say well hey I got a carcass skills who's like he gave me some novocaine I'm water so what about the penthouse to jaska well he said that you know helps his patients relax a little bit he's got a new policy I got hungry oh yeah I was going on over there you know it's great you know you don't know kids allowed you don't have to watch your language you find the need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist when they pull that new you know Gary I had a little chat with George the other day you did it I did about this you're wearing on top of your pet that I paid for under false pretenses yeah and I why don't you just give me that we'll see how you like it why don't you let Tommy the man looked at me and said none know what she yo which means this guy I can't take this guy well I think you're in denial why would I deny it because you can't face the fact that I'm I'm [ __ ] [Applause] the father would look at me and say no in our [ __ ] yo which means this guy this is not my kind of guy hi mr. Costanza where's your friend crema I don't know why because I'm looking from that's why you stopped short what do you mean in a car with my wife he stopped short you think I don't know what that's about that's my old move I use it on Estelle 40 years ago I told everybody about it everybody knows hmm I stopped short yeah really stopping sure that's a good move you're not kidding it's a good move Hey thank you don't give me hate Frank I know what you did how dare you stop short with my wife huh Frank relax I don't even know what you're talking about think I don't know what to think I almost split the profits on the man zero a joke bro [Laughter] hey Jerri kasha [Laughter] [Applause] how's your life all right yeah not bad at all [Laughter] did someone say action yet don't wait for us I mean I only ever wanted to do is sing no the focus of this big media frenzy the other activists don't even talk to me oh stop you from me and already well yeah I decided to go that way you insensitive bastard do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me access to my dementia what are you talking about I'm not gonna do it you're not gonna do it I'm not an orgy guy discovering plutonium don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy it changes everything I have to dressed her but I have to act different I have to grow a mustache you get all kinds of robes and lotions and new bedspread new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting I have to get new friends I have to get orgy friends now I'm not ready for [Applause] what's your name again Ashley Ashley this is Jerry and Elaine there's a bus stop she came up with me yeah I'm gonna make milkshakes you go ahead and make yourself at home [Applause] [Laughter] they said they were sending over an Asian woman oh dear I want to dedicate this song to a very courageous young man [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] smiles with you [Music] the son [Laughter] [Music] so stop that [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] just once I'd like to tell someone they stay hey you know what I didn't like the show I didn't like you you're just really stuck the whole thing real bad stinker oh thanks for the tickets though [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Jon Lott

Views: 2,073,653

Rating: 4.720242 out of 5

Keywords: Seinfeld, Blooper, bloopers, cast, Larry David, George, Jerry, Kramer, Elaine, funny, best, hilarious, new, great, good, humor, old, television, comedy, sitcom, episode, episodes, peterman, susan, newman, leo, estelle, new york, nyc

Id: JrmG93oNpLs

Length: 80min 53sec (4853 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 07 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/wholetyouinhere]

Jesus look at that running time

[u/DoctorSteve]

Kramer saying "oh we're fucked now" should be the meme of 2020.

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It's at 21:58, go listen!

[u/ThunderRage]

Bernie doing lines with Jerry. Oh my.

[u/NextChamp]

This also keeps the credence that Michael Richards was a notorious perfectionist and was so sour on set when things didn't work.

[u/MCofPort]

To whoever posted it on YouTube, thank you, you have made some people very, very happy.

[u/MrJonLott]

I uploaded this video to YouTube 6 months ago. AMA

[u/AccordionCrab]

I wonder how much of this is never before seen?

[u/url8719]

Gonna make it to the first ad then I'm done.

[u/Mr_Mandrill]

This is great! Thanks!