I was put in charge of 911 calls and this happened

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today i will be your 112 operator r911 999 156. whatever number you want to call i'll be there unfortunately i'm the only one here to help you and i know that sounds terrifying imagine you're in mortal danger and your last line of defense is me that's terrifying in itself ah free game oh i already paid for it oh well maybe so check it out type city name kevin they're like i don't think you understand let's try cork cork ireland yes i'm gonna defend cork rust allen cork big what i don't even know these places oh douglas i know that place i put my name is help me so that the calls can go a bit like this help me yep that's me why can i not protect the city why will you only allow me to protect the surrounding areas i wanna i wanna be protector of the city there we go cove is included fun fact actually not that fun but that's where the titanic glass left from and if i was on what the 112 line to assist wouldn't have happened this is your work inbox i was hoping i'd have like emergency calls in my emails i've tried that once it didn't work wait maybe maybe i should send an email hold on can i send an email uh send email all right we'll send an email to the fire department why are all these people armed we don't really have armed police here here you can check the objectives currently assigned to you my objective is fight drugs i don't know if the war on drugs is a good place for me to start on my first day solve all incidents connected to drugs okay well welcome to the task force your first task is uh solve all incidents connected to drugs you can't do it on your first day you're fired one of the other call takers reported an incident an incident what have you got a bribery attempt let's just ignore that i'm looking for drugs speeding oh that just sounds cool ignore drug dealer now you you must die you can dispatch them to any place or an incident using the right mouse button all right i'm going to send you over here you you go get them please thanks a new emergency call has been redirected to you fine [Applause] this is like the green goblin trying to fool spider-man this is definitely definitely a trap and the call you can tell by the voice you know it's like when he was trapped in the burning building i i've seen too many movies to know that was a scam person hit by falling branch a branch do you mean log or like tree or just branch you know i'm gonna ignore it because i feel like that was just an embarrassing call for you and you're gonna be mortified if i actually show up speeding suspects are trying to run away well if they're willing to speed i probably won't catch them i need to actually start stopping some crime at some point choking on food okay i'm pretty far away but i'll try yep any hour now and i'll be there current time is 110 115 how slow are you going that person is 100 gonna be dead it's been 20 minutes of them choking now 30 minutes of them choking now all right it's been over an hour of you choking i am gonna assume you are dead i'm sending the ambulance back but you're almost there new call hello i was trying to get my cat down from a tree in my backyard and i fell on my back oh the poor dude my back hurts as well i i understand uh just stand up dude get yourself together and stand up oh my god i'm a horrible person hello sir are you there and other calls solved firefighter needed large technical job i don't know any firefighters but i do some police to get you out of that elevator they're confused oh wait no they're they're solving it they're fixing the elevator god they're talented another trapped in an elevator stand sound a bit like the boy who cried wolf now i'm ignoring you fire alarms activated doesn't necessarily mean there's a fire we'll skip that ahoy emergency yes what tell me more i have been followed home who followed you i don't know he doesn't look in any uh particular way what why are you talking like that i they have you hostage right now is there anyone with you wha why no well then i guess you're not being followed if there's no one there is this a joke why would i choke could you describe him please he seems to not have a face what this is a prank isn't it are you on drugs drugs why would i take drugs just me follow my [ __ ] slenderman and i'm like you're a druggie aren't you you know it's my first day and uh i'm supposed to stop all the drunk so i'm coming for you what if he breaks the window what if he breaks through the window you should hide that's why you should hide um i'm just gonna forget about that i feel like following up with that incident could actually get me in trouble i don't think i handled that too well you know what fine go i'm too curious oh we arrested her yeah your fault not mine trying to blame me when i did everything right why is there lightning is god angry again twisted ankle come on dude we don't have the manpower for this what do you mean my reputation was too low give a new objective stop roadhogs my boss comes to me and it's just like okay i know we told you to eliminate all drug issues in the entire city on your first day but maybe that was a bit too ambitious so just stop roadhogs i ignored a lot of speeding and red light offenses i just don't see them as a big issue i solved all the drug dealer ones which is what you asked me to do all right i'm ready throw anything at me fire alarm we're on the way the police are coming for some reason look they're all we have close so you'll just have to deal with it it's better than nothing i sent a fire truck for a person hit by a falling branch and for a person trapped in the elevator i send an ambulance change prices weird acting person that's me how do they know exactly where i live don't come to my house you just want to ride his bike because of the weather hold on i'm sending a police unit over to me oh god i got a call i haven't been picking up my phone sorry i had it on silence [Applause] now we don't know what to do you again stop calling this number all right fine what happened they wanted i think one just got attacked when the ladybugs are possibly struck by lightning either way just go catch your boss lie on the ground okay yeah lie on the ground they were gonna say hello but they just said hell they've perfectly described what it's like to be on a phone call with me okay we're on the ground right now so turn the phone off if you say so mister yeah good luck get over here on my way oh my god stop calling me i'm busy how are you my friend this is freaky but good you he is polite at least today is a night so long when you think you've had enough i know that song oh i know that song it's beautiful a masterpiece isn't it oh god does he need help maybe i just need somebody not just anybody i love this call you're way better than the kids i just probably killed you know i need someone if you really care about it oh i thought we were just talking about music we like well i'm glad to help i'm sending an ambulance and the police in fact i'm sending every unit in the city to you to give you some help and you know how i'm going to do it through song just gone straight to him oh i've arranged a big musical number standing by case resolved i did it good we can't proceed because of the weather it is possible if those kids can be out in that storm you can too come on get moving operator oh there's a stabbing oh stab him back wait your reputation was too low minus 13 that was way better all right maybe i'm not cut out for this maybe we should start it a bit easier oh wait hold on oh i ignored a call about an unconscious girlfriend i'm sorry i was just having a bit of a sing song on the line with someone else children were lost okay that's all so bit of an issue let's just back out okay we'll quit this job and get another one somewhere else i'm getting a job in london all right i'm sure i can handle eight million seven hundred eighty seven thousand people i've proved it by failing with the you know two hundred thousand people or so that was too small for me i i didn't you know reach for the sky because i was so above it already i'm making a lot of excuses here but can i please have a job oh that's romantic that's so nice oh he's joking okay oh hi hi it's my first day i'm ready to take out all the drugs in the city and this is where you will sit you can put your headphones on already you just sit down and go like oh just immediately lose your job skip skip skip i know how to do this i literally just sat down she was showing me on the console works and an emergency came up i just disregarded it i didn't even mean to do that i just autopilot ignored someone i'm sending them all to meet up somewhere i think it would be nice like a team activity wait i caught a criminal by accident well i was lucky they're all just gathering around they're all in the parking lot just doing donuts drunk person in a pub oh jesus that's an emergency all right what are they doing in there and comes the asian man hello oh hi my friend wants to drive drunk they sound cool he said he's a designated driver so he's definitely sober what what kind of logic is that where is this call coming from i'm gonna send the police to arrest this bastard who's trying to drunk drive oh is this really necessary oh yeah it is we're going to kill him hurry before he hurts someone wait hold on i don't know where you actually are i guess i'll just ignore that call oh wait it's here it's here hold on i'm heading out this is way easier they just gave me like one little borrow uh hello yellow mom at the school and all these prank calls sir are you aware that calling 112 unnecessarily is a serious crime i am just not taking him seriously i don't believe you i don't believe you i think there's no bomb i really am playing with fire here i'm arresting the person that'll show him never frank call me i hate that well there's a knife in my thigh it's hot and there's blood soaking from it feels bad feels bad did he just feels bad man me on the phone this is what communication is going to evolve to when our generation are the old ones feels bad man.png the other end is like pog that sends out the police you should take it out as fast as possible no you shouldn't do that at all you'll bleed out just do it i guess i don't know we'll we'll learn it together but it's your fault if i die yep kind of accepted that uh stop the flow use the belt lie down just take a little nap i don't think that's the right answer i already am lying don't lie about such a serious situation how many thieves are there i've seen three oh god i'm sending so much police out to stop them can you scare them perhaps jump out at them with a mask and a chainsaw do you have an intercom in there yeah try to pretend that you're a police officer and tell them that the building is surrounded just role play dude you'll you'll confuse them it'll be so funny wait i'm calling off the police because i think you can actually handle this that's very good stay on the ground now what i'm not sending any police receiving but going back to base well you still got space in the ambulance for another the other person's having a heart attack but they can wait it's like ordering an uber and going with the carpool option but it's with an ambulance i have nothing to do i have officially cleaned up the city oh amazing i only avoided one diabetic shock and a fire alarm and a burn and a red light offense and that's it i got a promotion i deserve that can i afford another unit i don't really want another unit i'd rather keep the money for myself all right guys i know this is a weird request from your commanding officer but i want you to spell my name just getting to smell kevin with the lions hi uh uh there's a car following me um could you please help me i mean are you just in traffic what car is following you it's a black sedan um the thing is i actually know the driver you should lead with that who is the driver there was a guy at a party and he was really clingy and i couldn't really get rid of him so that's why i left try to lose him you should try to lose it let's go with that even though i have police just around the corner drive fast and chaotically are you sure that's the best idea i don't think that's safe i think it's a good idea because if you drive chaotically the police will stop you and then you can get their help oh my god look at him speeding up [Applause] jesus christ how can i get an ambulance out there please hello i gotta warn you i'm on a bad streak here what's up a woman was hit by a car i might have called sad a road near one ah that's right across do you know how to perform chest compression sir i'll tell you what to do please follow my instructions uh i don't know i i took a first aid course before but it was a few years ago i can't really remember okay what now oh no you're actually making me choose push software just second push i don't know oh wait no that's if you're in childbirth well i got you confused with my other call all right the police are here at least um the ambulance is almost here there you go did we save her that would be so cool if we saved her why are you arresting someone oh yeah the driver later of course i forgot funny when i got hit by a car they just went like oh jesus so you're all right to the guy who hit me that was weird there's a gas leak i was coming back home and i smelled gas sir it's a huge block of flats hundreds of people live here saying there's a gas leak but how do you know sir i know what i'm doing my dad is a firefighter then get him to sort the issue sending firefighters now thanks i'm coming up what my sister is still in the flat i need to get her and i'll try to wake as many neighbors as i can but make sure to take a lighter in case the lights go out and you need something to light the way sir [Applause] oh no i think i just got a building exploded i'm gonna move on to my next call hello caller you're on to call me kevin how can i help you a block of flats is on fire yeah that was me funny enough i was just talking to the last guy oh what a coincidence it really is a small world the fire just shot out of the windows this man i hope the people got out and no one went back in that would be that would be dumb i i i don't want to talk about it it's good they keep saying operate and it's reminding me a song but i can't place it where's that guy who loves music again good morning to you you're a serial killer i'd like to uh confess i she strangled ah she's strangled her hair i knew it i knew he was confessing i'm getting so good at my job sir where are you i'm at oh you slot she's deceiving me i'm so sorry i'm sorry what excuse me she's up oh my [ __ ] i'm so sorry you got pranked you're gonna be in a youtube video you're gonna be embarrassed parking violation can we get some armed units out there immediately roger how much money do i have i have 76 000 i would like to buy something please give me a police patrol no i'm amber i think i need an ambulance when you create a new unit you have there i have to nothing i'm starting i just refuse to listen operator what is the song it's like an old don't know i can't remember it i'm gonna take out my anger on the people who need help hello hi what would you like i need the code dear the chords dear uh what do you need code for [Music] the pin code huh for your phone is it try one two three four it's actually a good suggestion i've worked with old people with technology okay it's not working we need this line for people in real emergencies oh young people these days yeah we're the problems we are the problem yeah someone probably died and while i was making that call i'm the only person in the city manning this line i want to send the police out to that old lady shoot on site man oh another creepy caller what are you in my basement young with a man stick in his chest a wooden stick is he a vampire it's a [ __ ] odin snake sticking out of his chest is this tommy rizzo i'm sorry but he's definitely dead do the cpr sending help please do the cpr until the help arrives that's so uncomfortable hello this is karen gasper oh no it's a karen it's a [ __ ] karen they rocked and tried to poison me oh my god it's an actual cannon in the wild was the soup that bad it's worse than you can imagine okay should i send an ambulance then don't forget about the police as well yeah the police are definitely gonna be there too lady don't worry about that she's sitting there all smog like now you're gonna get it your manager is gonna be shot oh my god look at karen i wanna see how that plays out but yes what's up i'm stuck on the railroad crossing what do i do are you on a train what about the car the train is approaching just get off the tracks it's not that hard you're like those people in the movies that just run straight to avoid something when a simple side step would avoid the issue entirely turning the engine on i'll push the car yeah push the car off too heavy i don't really have time for that i'm trying to guide you to the solution so you can do it yourself rather than me telling you try turning the engine on uh wait and try listen i know it sounds scary but it might help wait 10 20 seconds and try again remember to turn the headlights on the radio off why are you not just standing off the railway line [Applause] oh it actually worked move the car from the rails to break the barrier let me have a think about this i don't want to act too rash or anything um are you there [Music] are you there i was just about to make my decision can't believe people are hanging off with me that is so rude was karen arrested i believe she was fantastic news i can't believe they literally called her karen that is excellent as you get promoted new districts will be added to the region of yours no no no no no why would you promote me and give me more districts this is a terrible idea and you didn't really ease me into it like i have my old district and then you gave me three more um hello i do have an emergency it doesn't sound very urgent what is it well i know that's why you're calling this number right oh sassy exactly that's why uh what is it do you have stage fright what happened sir uh um an accident he's got something up his butt that's it he's too embarrassed me and my partner we uh played with a light bulb i'm actually right i'm just gonna be like for pleasure oh my god yes there it is it's stuck i need help well there may have been a light bulb involved but there wasn't a very good idea eat spicy food and wait what i can't wait that long what if it breaks i need help it's not that serious it's just a light bulb ah okay you say so that doesn't really make any sense for me i didn't help that man all right you know what maybe send an ambulance there's a man eating spicy food and he's really gonna need you soon what's your emergency help okay what floor are you on i'm not on any floor i'm stuck in the elevator all right stop being sassy i won't help you at all can down okay how am i supposed to calm down i have a panicking woman here look i get it you're stuck in an elevator but i've got a guy on the south of the city with a light bulb stuck up his ass so it's not that bad is it there has to be a number to some technician somewhere in the elevator please call him it's not an emergency stuck here oh she didn't like that i'm sending the firefighters okay they're coming i'll wait actually i think i'm sitting a tow truck by accident either way any confident person can help you oh missing child probably the one i told to lie down in the lightning storm earlier hello creepy callers loads from today what would you like to report sir there is someone a body not injured what he's dead definitely dead you sound pretty guilty like i don't mean to make you panic but you're sounding like a guilty person there's a hole a hole in his head that's just his mouth what are you trying to say we're out of water case resolved what you said you were out of water and then you sorted the burning building what did you do did you spit on it going there i think i did it fight drugs objective failed but other than that i i think i did it i didn't solve the bright idea one oh they made the joke before me and i didn't even realize it oh my god i forgot to check the emails oh my boss is not happy oh my god there was a serial killer in everything that i didn't catch i did not piece these together because i've not been checking my emails i apologize i'm new a little bit overwhelmed but you know what i think i'll end my shifts there i give this game a one plus one out of two fantastic i really really enjoyed it actually i'm surprised by how much i enjoyed this i hope you did too let me know if you did i'd appreciate your feedback thank you so much for watching i appreciate it a lot and i hope to see you next time bye for now shout out to patreons of navis kell adam o'neill aj province alexandra 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Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: vmLjrnIjUxU

Length: 23min 32sec (1412 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 17 2021

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[u/Salad_Dressing__]

THIS one got too real a little, damn