I made the worst stories ever on AI Dungeon

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're playing ai dungeon you like how i just kind of sped through that there express intro now i'm ruining it by rambling anyway i'm playing a high dungeon which is basically an adventure with infinite possibilities because ai is generating what happens i'm interested to see how this goes because i feel like ai myself sometimes malfunctioning ai but ai all the same all right let's pick my my setting i'm thinking cyberpunk i just want to see npcs glide around and cops spawn behind me throughout this it's like the character i'll be a punk and your character's name punk man is just going to be like i'm i'm gonna break their ai it just sounds like something a five-year-old would write you are punk man hey punk living in the futuristic city of zale you have a small zorb blaster hidden in your jacket and a hollow band on your wrist you wake up in a dark alley with bruises all over your body you have no idea what happened you stand up and see a bloody piece of bionite you once heard that bionites were intelligent but you never saw it before then it speaks to you okay so story what happens next i do what do you do or say what do you say uh what do i say hey there friend my name is hunkman how is it going the buying out doesn't respond but you feel a surge of emotions you can feel fear from the blind happiness sadness and many more is that what you feel when i do my intro you're happy to see the video but you're also sad because it's not that fun and just an overall sense of fear for might happen okay i don't like this bionite i don't like feeling its emotions eat the bionite but it tastes like metal but somehow feels like chewing on a rag doll it takes about a minute of gagging and vomiting but you eventually finish do burp you burp i just wish there was someone there to to pat me on the back for it you pass out again wait when did i pass out initially oh yeah i forgot i woke up this is probably an endless loop it started with me waking the alley and it ends with me falling unconscious in the alley i've just probably been eating bionite for the past few days all right so i'm passed out have a dream about cyberpunk being bulk free and having lots of fun this is not a very good dream you wake up feeling refreshed you take the bandana off your head and have a look at it i'm wearing a bandana god i am a punk so that's where he gets the name punk man i see eat the benton that's just going to be eating everything oh my god this story tried to escalate because it was like this guy's just going to stand here eating things all day the next time you wake up you find yourself surrounded by a massive tiny black spiders you get out your gun and shoot them they're just normal spiders suddenly the mutant dog attacks east the mutant dog i will eat my way out of this just like i've eaten myself out of every other situation you feel the need to puke again simply hold the vomit in my mouth and i should be fine the dog me tastes very bad but somehow feels your stomach you feel as if you ate a brick you try to run away but the mutant dog jumps on top of you bites your throat i thought i ate him i thought i ate you this is starting to actually just feel like a story that i wrote this doesn't feel like ai you choked to death as your blood straight from your body yeah he didn't listen he didn't listen he didn't care about the fact that i thought i had eaten them what do you do i rise again is that gonna work i don't feel like that's gonna work you see a darkness hit you in the tunnel put your hands out in front of you suddenly you feel a large bright light and you lose consciousness wake up oh my god you wake up in the alley again still surrounded by small black spiders you take a deep breath and get up suddenly a group of mutants appear from the darkness my person has the ultimate plot hammer like he should have died like 17 times all right there's only one way out of this eating but not in the way that you think eat myself that'll show them you cannot kill me if i've already eaten myself i say hey how you doing mind-blowingly good you stare the mass of spiders and before your eyes they begin to move consuming the black substance that was covering them you no longer feel hungry wait what i don't feel hungry because i hate myself or am i still alive all right let's try editing the overall story the spiders form an arrow that points to a sign saying all you can eat diner what will the ai make of that you enter the diner and take a look around suddenly a huge massive black substance why is it all this huge instance of black something or other flies in the air and it hits the glass window of the diner punk man calls his brother al i don't know i find that funny it's just one it's called punk man and the others just al who is a window repair guy to come fix the window it's all making sense now the story is really starting to form a waitress who's also a mutant and just the diner approaches you you order a cup of coffee and some pancakes thanks can i guess the same for my brother al i really want al to make an appearance who will be here soon the waitress nods and goes outside while you wait for your order you notice the plate of pancakes and the glass of orange juice is sitting on the counter suddenly you feel the urge to vomit vomit quickly and eat the vomit before the waitress gets back i want to be embarrassed now do i you vomit on the floor and eat the pancakes because they're still very hot that's not what i said to do a man wearing a gas mask and a white suit just a diner oh hello al now you can fix that window it's so funny because it's just like oh yeah big mass of black spiders just smashed the window and then moving on i made you pancakes and juice it just disregards that whole thing which i love because that's how i would write alby gets to work out the window i forced that person into being al al begins to work in the window and a small furry creature leaps through the window and bites al's left arm argue he screams waking you up even though i was asleep why am i asleep during all of this why did i go to sleep as he was fixing the window i'm still waiting on my order the waitress is coming back and i just vomited on the floor i've had a bad day i'm gonna give al a lot of freedom here because if you notice al looks very similar to a.i you see that one step ahead what do you say i just wake up from my death snap and go the man looks at you smoke begins to come out of the gas mask where are the others he asks your monotone voice i ate them you respond dead no they are still kicking all right i'm gonna try and be very direct here hey al my brother who why do i keep spelling at my boar through my brother who is fixing the window remember when we built that tree house el nods and the man on chains you i was chained this is a weird restaurant lead the way you take the chain off your neck and lead the mutant dog outside the mutant dog follows you as you enter the tree house eat the dog like i don't understand where he keeps coming from oh no i just said him i just said it i said eat the dog let me know is my plan years stands up as the mutant dog approach who is gears are they talking about al al do you sometimes go by the name gears al nods and says we used to work in a factory getting metal parts for suddenly the dog jumps in your chain and devours al why is there so much eating here what do you say easy come easy go i wonder him doing the story but it just doesn't want him to be in it you get on your knees and pet the dog good dog you say let's see if we can get out of this i don't even know what we're in fix the window for free before the waitress gets back you fix the window for free before the waitress gets back you walk over to the diner and notice the waitress pulling up outside you quickly sprint outside and climb through the broken window what so i was inside fixing the window then i walked over to the diner which i was already in and the waitress was pulling up even though she was just gone outside for a minute anyway and then i sprinted outside you know i was only outside and i climbed back in through the window what do you do on the floor honestly i don't know what to do anymore cyber punk man or whatever his name is is just a confused individual was your friend of the dog she asks the dog ate my friend if that's what you're asking we don't serve humans here what if you look at the waitress confused well that's finnick you need to clean the floor or get a new waiter if you want your food served the side of sarcasm say i didn't on the floor that was al who is now dead she literally just saw him doing it like no that was al she looks at you with pity are you new here or something she says you will have to get used to the smell or get out of the diner before before what and are you saying get used to the smell that he created or what what are we talking about here before you piss me off too much i'll tell you later okay the waitress turns to go back into the diner before i punch you in the face that is i don't know what that means punch the waitress in the face striking first if she's threatening me i'm i'm going to strike first i want the upper hand she threatened me all right the waitress turns around and you punch her in the face knocking her to the ground she looks up at you with anger is she dead a small voice says punkman turns to see the small voice belonged to a large version of stuart's little just writing as i'm making it up he's a mutant you say it's what they do that doesn't make sense he asked is she dead i'm not immuned yes you are no i'm not you just wet yourself wait who is saying that hold on he's a mutant you say it's what they do then stuart little says i'm not a mutant i say yes you are stuart little says no i'm not i say you just wet yourself search the ground for rodent droppings there you go that'll prove my point wait i can edit it so he said if you must know sir i am ursa minor the mouse mutant you're a mutant i thought i was just accusing him of being a mutant so i can edit this to i am stuart little to the mouse mutant and instead of saying you're a mutant i'll say i knew it say i loved you in stuart little to the search for stuart little i i don't know i don't was there even a stuart a little too you say i loved you in stuart little too the search for stuart little you loved me in stewart little too he's joking sir who said that you take the joke less well than stuart little did jumping up and kicking you in the face what hold on a second that's such a confusing sentence okay he's joking sir who said that me or i take the joke less well than stuart little did jumping up and kicking you in the face did i kick myself in the face or stewart little after kicking me in the face and if so i took it less well than him so what am i gonna do i don't know if there's any other way out of this other than eating stuart little you eat stewart little this joke's too much for the handle you kick him in the face and he's killed instantly what's that he's the dead body of stuart little i didn't imagine i'd be saying that today i've never eaten a man before you think is you bite into stuart little splash the flesh tastes like chicken it's not the best meal you've ever had but it's not that bad i'm just gonna copy stuart little because i i'm saying this a lot so i'm just gonna copy that all right go to stuart little's parents to confess your stomach feels weird after eating stewart little you wake up and find yourself back in your room it's now nighttime and your stomach is wrapped in bandages stuart little begins clawing at your stomach from the inside trying to find and escape this is turning into a vector horror all of a sudden his story is just wild it's twisting and turning you panic and run outside as fast as you can with stuart little trying to escape inside you you find an old dirty shack run aside and collapse on the floor help a talking box of rat poison emerges from the shadows he says i've been waiting for you al sent me we all knew al would pop up in the story again didn't we well i didn't i don't think any of us did i don't think any of us know where this is going you're a spy no i'm not i work for mr mullen he wants you dead do you want me to kill him what's the difference the difference is if you kill him maul will bring stuart little back from the dead right now the only thing stopping him from world domination is my stomach ling i meant to be lying there we go there we go find an answer for that your stomach only put in quote the start of it not the end it's just trying to figure out what's going on stuart little finally rips apart your stomach emerging even bigger than before sporting some nike airs and a yee ass haircut that matches his six-pack he's he's the boss i think he's the big villain actually i i know we're setting up maul here well the ai is trying to put maul mr mall as the big boss but not stuart little the mutant mentioning nike airs and teeth i'm so out of here he says grabbing away the shirt collar and shoving you at the door wait so who was in there oh let's say you know i need to go back here a little bit where's the rat poison wait this is actually good the rat poison is killed and eaten by stuart little i mean i left like i got shoved out the door so they're in there together wait the rat poison's killed and eaten by stuart little's parents hours later beginning to think stuart little is plot armor too all right well i i got to have some sort of consequences for them doing that stuart little's parents die saying now he's a zombie with mohawk and a talking rat i'm dead this isn't the most advanced they are but i feel somewhat responsible i feel like if i was anyway coherent this story might make sense you dance to orange justice stuart little's parents are dead and he is your enemy you realize you now have a small step towards world domination you decide that the best way to get back at stuart is to go see his parents you take a deep breath and knock at the door stuart little opens the door a handkerchief rubbing his eyes thank you so much for coming he says his emotions to the two coffins in the living room i like how it started this way you decided the best way to get back in stuart little is to go see his parents and then he's like thanking me you know solemnly he's a bad person are they talking about me are they becoming aware i wish he wasn't he says sadly a tear running down his cheek stuart little begins to sing happy birthday as in his culture that is what you sing at funerals sorry i can't sing stuart little and his parents die you rule the world and i deserve it i fall so hard for that what do you do eat the world i mean if it's mine i can do what i want with it maul finds his last wish coming true he gives you a key to the wine cellar and tells you to have fun but i ate the world you open the cellar revealing a moonshine shack you find the shack empty you head back to the mansion to see if anyone is there but the mansion is empty all the servants have vanished maybe they're the ones giving stuart little moonshine stuart little was a renowned moonshine peddler out west but he hasn't been heard of in minutes his name sends shivers down your spine i hope his family finds out what happened i'll have to give a speech about it you eat your last rat and set the world on fire bye world what happens next the world burns i guess i don't know i mean i apparently sat it on fire it burns to ash fade out to black to that cool fallout 3 song the fire one i'm sure that i know so i'm talking about the end i gotta put in a question mark you know i'm pretty sure the world ended like three times in that story the ai doesn't know what to say i've won i don't think that was the point but i've won all right let's try a new story right pick a setting will we go with halloween haunted it's the middle of the night and you were sitting in your room playing an online text adventure oh spooky a shiver runs down your spine as you read these words stuart little no that's not what it says but you keep playing all of a sudden you hear a sound come from your kitchen you stop and listen straining to hear a chill starts to creep over you but you try to brush the feeling aside as you reassure yourself that it's just your mind playing tricks on you as you return to your game though you see something move out of the corner of your eye which causes you to jump you turn to your right and see a large black figure sitting in a chair the game ends as your heart skips a beat and you scream who's there you whimpers you cover your mouth all right watch stuart little two to keep your mind off things stuart little too you answer as the figure gets up out of his chair heads for the kitchen what i thought i asked him who's there i'm gonna ask him who he is again he must not have heard me the situation just got really awkward i'm the baddie he answers this deep voice hardly giving any indication of zeus i want to scare you why do you want to scare me i feel like i'm i'm actually talking to the ai directly here and what it's trying to do because he turns and looks at you he wears a red long sleeve shirt black pants and red cloth around his head making the sides stick up you know you're kind of attractive i just will not know what to say his eye quirks as he sticks out his tongue you should get checked up by a doctor because you really disgusting habits he laughs and points to the stairs yep stairs are sure disgusting we have so much in common so he asks so i'm fine he looks at you for a second longer now he starts to twitch then he turns around and leaves the room would you like some eye drops baddie and batty yeah my name is you find the bottle on your table and slowly open it just a little you turn around and give it to him but he's gone wait hold on a second you say where did you go you stand up and walk towards the staircase stuart you yell but he doesn't reply stu you stop as you notice his red shirt hanging from the banisters why is it stuart little again i said watch stuart little too i didn't say it should be stuart little say stuart are you getting naked again it doesn't allow that okay get rid of that all right how about just saying stuart you forgot your shirt i like how i was trying to force the name al on that person earlier and it just wasn't happening and then i said i'm watching stuart little too and they just named the character stuart little you walk down the stairs and grab it but when you turn around the ghost is gone he was a ghost you shrug and put it on then decide to go out playing snow oh i got his jacket that is so cute summon stuart little by building a snowman of him you grab some snow and start to build a snowman but decide against it do fine without the added embellishments what say i should go get my driver's license at this point i don't know who's making less sense the ai or me it's probably me actually i'm probably making less sense you head to the door and look down the street i thought i was already outside how am i not outside if i was playing with the snow your eyes light up on a postcard stand you buy one for your mom who's working today okay right i have your son send money if you want him to live on the postcard you put the postcard in your pocket and walk back home on the way you think of various ways to scare your mom you have an idea call your mom and pretend you are stuart little and you have been kidnapped just to make it even more scary hello the woman asks all right i'll just copy and paste it i guess i'm stuart little and i've kidnapped your son oh no i changed it so it says you am now i'm accusing her of being stuart a little she screams and falls off the chair you've got to be kidding me the post office she asks get in the car now youtube man wait i thought i was on the phone to her and i don't understand why are we the post office get me 100 so you will never see your son again mom i like how i just outed myself as being me in that sentence she tells you to drive slowly she'll be right behind you you pull up to a gas station she gets out are you freaking kidding me get in the car what is she getting my car now point the gun at your mom's feet i don't even know if i have a gun but i i do now i'm just shoehorning that into the story she gets back in the car and you drive to her apartment when she gets out you drive to a police station and park then get out of the car now get inside you demand wait i'm telling her to go into the police station pranked you it was all a joke i think i should say that now before she rats on me to the police speaking of rats should i bring up stuart little that's it get inside you say boy do they come at her wait no that's when it was supposed to end she opens the door and gets to the passenger side how many times do i want to threaten her to get in the car you walk her into the driver's seat and take off down the road the car takes flight and before long we're at hogwarts you take your mother's hand and lead her into the castle this is me quarters sir you say my name is not sir it's mom she responds mom goes to the sorting house what charms me she asks aloot you reply play wonder wall on the loot you play the loot and a magic circle appears which your mom goes inside and finds your father now mom you understand rearrange the name lord voldemort and you get father i don't know what kind of game you think this is but we are not playing your twisted game your dad says there is no game this is my son and he will listen to me dad kills mom with a vaticandabra this all started as a prank and a postcard it's time to die boy he said oh you're turning on me now you fire a killing curse at your dad but it rebounded off him you say it's over father i have the high ground are they still in the magic circle your dad laughs and charges you you dodge his charge and trip away your foot this is reading like bit life now he falls on the ground and use the time to cast a leg lock dude pull off his mask i'm just like again just forcing this in there he's wearing a mask it's like an episode of scooby-doo all of a sudden a muggle he exclaims your dad tries to rip off your head but you hold on kicking him off your body you fool what are you doing here he screams i'm looking for food me hungry he's trying to charge you again but this time you backflip out of the way nobody can hear you the walls are too thick you say he tries to punch you but fails he's just falling over himself at this point i'm just gonna say the spell of at a cadaver and just see does it work i i know it's like a forbidden spell and all this but i want to see does the game understand he manages to hit you with an extremely powerful spell and you fall to the ground you take a deep breath as your heart beats one last time no no no no hold on i manage to hit dad and he falls to the ground dad takes a deep breath as his heart beats one last time yeah there we go this one is for mom i don't know why because i was like pranking her and i just trapped her in the magic circle apparently we've kind of forgotten about her you walk up to your dad and hold your dagger to his throat one second they're casting spells at each other the other times they're charging now they've got the daggers tell me what this is what is this thing tell me i can't figure it out okay my person caught his throat anyway it's over say come on mom let's go home you walk out of the room and enter another it looks like a bedroom you walk inside and see a crib you walk over to look at the bundle in the crib steal the baby oh no a famished look appears on your face as soon as i said steal the baby you look around for a place to hide the baby hide the big why am i hiding it hide the baby in the chimney there there you go hopefully no one lights a fire tonight it is cold you pick up the baby and walk outside you step into the flu while dad is still calling for you hey where are you going my baby he asks i wha i thought you were dead let me just confront him you're supposed to be dead he tells you to wait and runs into another room dan walks back into the room with a shotgun east the baby and the shotgun there we go then he can't be mad well he can be but he can't do anything about it you eat babies you have to to survive everyone knows that you eat the baby in the shotgun you walk down the steps into the living room you look around and find a suitable spot to hide the body you're buried behind the chimney once done you start thinking about your next move watch stuart little too it's the only thing i can do to calm me down you walk back into your room and sit down and watch the movie you are very startled by a cold breeze hitting your face stuart little please stop blowing air in my face he always comes back he just keeps coming back in the story i can't believe this story started with me in my living room watching stuart little two as a dark figure sat in the corner like what happened to baddie you look over to the doorway and see a shadowy figure it looks like your dad but his face has been turned into a skull his eyes replaced with hundreds of small holes who are you he does not reply but instead stares at you with his blank white eye the other eye is red and covered by a patch a pirate i would like to be your first mate he nods his head a pirate's life for me you quickly grab your loot and follow him out of the house you look back at the chandelier what is a chandlery a chandelier is where my dad works he makes stuff thanks for clarifying that you look at the ground and scan something that looks like a fishing rod in some line you know the cauldron is who's saying this is it the him now it's a type of fish i used to eat them when i was young a cauldron would be good my mom works at the chandelier stop bringing up the chandelier i don't know what it is so i don't know fishing will i just google it what is chandlery stupid ai made me feel stupid a supermarket for ships why do all my parents work here i mean i guess that makes sense why an apparent pirate showed up and then they know about fishing there ask him if he's the captain i am the ship oh my god this goes way up in the ladder i thought i was dealing with the captain you know the top but now we're dealing with the top top he's the ship himself and if his parents work at the chandlery that's where ships are made by the way does that mean he's a ship because his parents make ships and they made him oh my god this is getting deep what's your name oh my god i'm stuart little what happens next film stuart little three return of the stuart all right well that was over quickly he's like all right we need to get you a better name how about jack jack it is you're the new pirate captain jack sparrow so i'm the captain now i didn't even know what a chandelier he was scuttle the ship and that is him by the way so this is me trying to kill him you tell your crew to get a move on you don't have time to play around i have a crew i thought i scuttled the ship they're dragging a chest out of the water open the chest what is inside you open the chest and take out some rope what's that for dreyfus who's dreyfus it's a present for our new friend driver-sized wine how are we gonna hang someone or what hang the ship at least that's less dark but apparently the ship is sentient so it is a little dark you're too impatient to climb up the master you decide to just throw the noose over the side you stand on a barrel and reach out as far as you can what what is happening i don't know where this is going so i'm not gonna help i'm just gonna say may god have mercy on us all you can figure it out remember like five minutes ago when we were in hogwarts you grab the rope and wrap it around your arm you toss over the side of the ship and fall a good 10 feet before the rope stops you i'm just gonna say ouch i'm not contributing to this i want to see you got yourself into this mess you're going to get yourself out of it what happens if the wind should change drive his ass from below we'll be here for a while oh my god what is happening i'm sick of this story the kraken appears and eats drivers just specifically just screwdrivers in particular you're watching horror as the tentacle beast spasms and grows several new tentacles each is long or longer than you are the beast continues to squirm and evolve and you slowly realize that he is becoming stuart little why is it all stuart little i haven't thought about stuart little for years and now this whole story is revolving around him stu little looks up at you with his large black eyes and shakes his head no no stuart little cannot believe his beady little eyes he breaks into a smile and starts to hop around okay i was going a different direction with that you say i will eat you stuart little stuart little bursts into tears and buries his face in his skeletal hands no please don't you walk over to the screen door out on the ship and look back at him frankly my dear i don't give a damn wow that is poetic you turn back around and walk out onto the porch you sit down in a wicker chair and sigh as the sun warms your skin story you die of old age that is poetic that is such a sad ending i like how it added before anything else happens it's just like just stop just don't add anything more onto this story it is perfect already the camera fades to black and the credits rolled enjoy the nightmares thank you very much for watching the video i appreciate as always if you want to see more ai dungeon let me know i'd be up for trying the other modes to see see what's there but thank you very much guys appreciate you and i hope to see you tomorrow bye for now

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Id: SntwZyRm6Ls

Length: 29min 38sec (1778 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 01 2021