Super Seducer 3 but I pick every bad option

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and unfortunately we're playing super seducer 3. i just loaded it up and even the menu is confusing me he looks like a nun oh let's call my child that's so uncomfortable already just at the loading screen that's just pictures of him all right story mode we're going to be making the worst decisions possible today which for me it just comes naturally i don't even need to try girls let's go oh thank god the game is censored for me it's just the whole screen it's just him this is all i want i just want to see him no one else like what do you think is going on there the whole thing is if you haven't seen these games before they are ridiculous they are so dumb uh i've played the first two on the channel before i was gonna say you're in for a treat but i don't know if it's a trick or a treat to be honest let's get started at the supermarket i hope i don't run into the supermarket monster so when he got the bread the monsters came out between the slices and cried blood from their mouths saying we are your enemies ron this little face why is he so creepy do you think he's just actually looking at the food like the text is just really small what do we got here oh what are you making with that tell her how beautiful she is all right what's the worst option here grab is some melons oh my god why is the shopping cart so small are they just massive i don't know must be somewhere in europe damn europeans you show me now ew what the [ __ ] is wrong with you well that ended fast i wish it would just let me continue i just want to go home and be sad and eat eat ben and jerry's or something i have to cook gluten free and i don't really know about it but what do you think quinoa risotto is that a good kind of dish well that sounds a little bit weird you sound a little bit weird where are you from europe and we're actually in europe i'm just very defensive over my gluten-free snacks thanks so much for that no problem ask him for advice what is going on with this game everything is censored yeah i'm just doing the big shop i don't think you can do a big shop with that cat i am genuinely concerned for the proportions of these people like they're either giants or that thing is just way too small comment on some of the fatty food in her cart asking if that's for her or her children all right seems like small talk to me let's go with that uh do you have some kids girls boys uh no i don't have any kids those are for me well now it's awkward do you want some kids uh not really no no no you're you are a you're a woman yes i am a woman oh god i hope we brought protection like from the cringe i mean this is so difficult i beat you like i beat my children you [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what i like how the actress didn't even react to like like an actual person would be scared there but she just laughs because it's so ridiculous i'm so glad i didn't actually get involved with this game yeah no for real i was i was asked to be in this game i'm i'm not even kidding i i'm legit here i was asked to be in this game i think if i were to be in a game like this i just want to be in the background just like digging a hole for some reason like that not even acknowledged in the whole scene i'm just in a garden just digging a hole for some reason do you like vegetables this is good it's a pretty normal way to transition here unlike that what was that okay i'm just gonna roll with it let's ruin this conversation come on i'm sick of the supermarket no i come from sweden i wonder if she's [ __ ] pewdiepie uh lots of snow and a lot of nature i love it it's really great i'm i'm just not gonna comment i'm just gonna continue with the with the game is this a game i don't know but yeah i do know some okay cool oh tell me one what oh i'm just confused what is happening i'm so overwhelmed do you like a what's that how how about a monkey to play with the i don't know what i'm saying a b it's like who wants to be a millionaire can i phone a friend kaiba pass is your ass okay i i picked the wrong one totally unintentionally i didn't even know what i was saying why would they give you options where you don't understand either of them no uh you obviously didn't get the cockney ryman slang correct no i didn't i i didn't get it at all i don't know what happens because like everything is censored but then it cuts to the next screen where literally everything is censored and everything's just blanked out did you know that oh they finally had someone pass by and they put someone at the counter they're like you know super americans have people usually we should have more than just these two in this empty shop oh for example we [ __ ] like bunnies oh my god it even has typos i think i'm gonna go to nickname but i don't know whether to say give give her her her nickname little homie or i think i'll say give her a nickname little homie i'm gonna call you little homie little homie yeah you like it why has she not walked away what's up little homie oh my god the isolation must be getting to her she's like i'll i'll have a talk with anyone at this point because this is just awful like the uncomfortable silences the topics that him everything is and probably this is a pretty bad nickname i think it's a good one i want to be called little homie anyway i'm just gonna go do the rest of my shopping oh why are you surprised he's in shock he's like this isn't working but i nicknamed you a little homie pick up a cucumber and stay here oh i thought it let's pick up a customer at this ah i i would be down to that for that i want to pick up a customer you are going to be my shopping buddy do you have a list it's like a child oh my god you're so disorganized oh my god we're insulting her now on top of everything you're playfully teasing no no we're not it just sounded like we insulted her this was so hard to watch where it's just blurred saves me a lot of effort though so thank you super seducer 3. so do you like clothes shopping now they keep putting in that customer in the background they're like we gotta have some activity in the shop but it's the same one and she just looks like she can't find the exit player yeah you're kind of a player what you gotta just think to yourself like this guy wrote all of the dialogues in here some of these are so specific like this doesn't really even link what we're saying but it's say that you prefer the harsh fluorescent lighting so women can't hide their flaws like on a dating profile i'm just gonna say that to see what the tone shifts to what the [ __ ] i could have this flirting's going really well oh my god you're the mother [ __ ] loser yeah it's finally the real ending the realistic one and i've got your shopping not only did we piss her off we stole her shopping basket this place actually has very good coffee have you tried it uh no i haven't tried it at this point i'm just like a third wheel on their small talk can we skip to something more fun we're just in the supermarket i don't even like being a superman in real life oh dang i forgot um i skipped it now i don't know what i'm saying yes or no too yes i don't know yeah mm-hmm um so do you know a good wine for our summer skip escape what are we to oh no oh no um i like pina coladas and getting lost in the rain or getting caught in the rain not lost that's scary okay colada well yeah it's great for a summer evening but it's not wine oh i just said pina colada was my favorite wine okay oh my god look at this production quality just walk off to the counter and just stay there smiling i just love the body language it's so unnatural like they just walked into the scene and stopped show her your confidence like by pushing your car past the checkout and out the door shouting leroy jenkins i want to see this just so i can see him act this out because he's going to go full on i think you know what [ __ ] this i ain't got time for all this [ __ ] you know what i'm going to do now oh my god oh that was awful date him let's stick to the plan that was the most awkward thing i've seen in 27 years [Laughter] it was just such a forced meme can we get that again but with bottom texture oh my god let's go get a coffee uh you know what i don't really feel like it hi latte no i don't think it's the coffee that's the issue bro it's like god if only she liked coffee everything went perfectly maybe i should have ran out the door screaming leroy jenkins to be fair when he did that she chased after him for some reason bro you're my healer it's just running out wait what i have to unlock it i don't want to achieve 50 expression god damn it i think i was at like 45 now i have to listen to the whole thing again i'll skip it for you i'll be nice i'll do it myself would you like to go out with me sure little homie oh this is an alternate reality i see where he's not a creep and they actually managed to go out for a coffee that's nice nice to see you know the super seducer cinematic universe you know the multiverse what's going on in the other ones what music do you like this is generally a pretty bad question to ask in my experience of asking hundreds of women did you really have to say that not only i wouldn't really ask about music that's a bit generic he's like in my experience of asking hundreds of women this question oh he's like the village elder you want to get her back to the house why and how use the human centipede routine i'm not sure what that means so i gotta find out you're a little bit worried you heard about it right you knew i'm making the human center beads oh well what maybe yeah i'm down if she has a small worry about her safety then exaggerating it and making it preposterous is a way to deal with it because you both end up laughing that was not funny at all that's horrifying he legit just said oh i'm making a human centipede come with me i don't think that would work dude that's so scary is this are there actual people who go along with this stuff like is this how serial killers do if they're just genuinely up front i'm a cannibal you're going to come back to my place alicia no the person is like that's so funny that you're being so over the top yeah of course i'll come back yeah she's now gonna change her clothes so we can cook but i don't understand how cause she went out for a shop how does she even spare change of clothes i was really hoping she'd come out and it would just be a complete sensor bubble all around her it's a shame that you don't know anything about wine what are you talking about i love pina coladas we've already been over this yeah i'm getting so bored of this cooking situation i think you should just smell her hair and get this whole thing over and done with something like that oh no oh no what have i done what have i unleashed on this woman oh no no i'm so physically uncomfortable no she's starting to think maybe he was serious about this human centipede thing i kind of wish i did take him up in the summer just to meet this human to see if he's actually like this call me kevin i'm so glad you could come along for the shoot oh something smells so good can i just if i'm closer closer to my head oh great we got one of his smart jokes let's go with that what have you got for us it's just the hair shattered it's all over it what's the difference between a ferrari and an erection i have no idea tell me i don't have a ferrari oh no i've got an oh no rotten ladybug yeah i get it and it's gross all right instead of a joke hold up a cucumber so what do you think i should do with this i didn't say hold it there like i assumed it was quiet at least it doesn't matter this is so uncomfortable because the acting is quite bad but the uncomfortable feeling is real like i feel like this was actually pretty uncomfortable i had like a lot of ad-libbing and just awkwardness i feel like oh i have a quick time event oh missed it let's just start [Laughter] this has lost control of his body he's continuing to go he's flipping it out of the pan mmm pina colada honestly all of these seem like bad options talk about the getting the paint off the walls i i don't even know what that's supposed to mean what's he saying when we have sex it's gonna melt the pink afterwards oh my god i'm so uncomfortable you think you're gonna have sex um let's cook what was that i hope you wrote that down like in in the dialogue for the scene just respond mmm i think this is going to be the tastiest tacos ever ever ever wow like for you or in the world uh in the world wow how sure are you they go back to this after that awkward moment like i think best taco in world in front of me now is the time to start making a move thank you disembodied voice behind the center screen i kind of think it's the woman's role to do the cooking really yeah i do like if i got to shoes you would just be playing your playstation and i would cook for you yeah oh my god this is definitely him that wrote this all out what would ladies say lady would say you play playstation i cook he's still stirring it what's he doing he's just moving it around but let's go wait work up another time uh no i think we can just wait here let's finish the wine this is so pissed off how does this work and she's just thinking when will the human centipede start i got average joe again you know sometimes it's okay to be average it's better to be average than whatever this is okay so i have just failed this now i this went nowhere i just paid for her shopping and that's it and i guess gave her one of my dresses because i don't know where else she would have gotten it from so we're going to the gym now if i can i look okay now it worked i was thinking once they're skipping past two god damn it why does that always happen when you tell someone to look oh now it's doing it now it's not doing it hold on okay it's doing it now yeah see i wasn't lying gyms are places that some people go to work out but super seducers also go there to pick up chicks i don't think anyone wants to get hit on at the gym how shall i choose the gym oh okay i actually gotta find him a subscription plan i guess i mean i'd like something close to home but i imagine in london they'd be quite expensive so i'm prepared to travel or maybe we could look at amazon and get our own equipment you know i'm going to go and reflect on this for a while i need i need to think this is important decision all right i think the sensible option here is to look at gym websites and compare costs and benefits that's what you do you don't want to be spending a fortune just a lift heavy metal thing well if you were going to the gym to work out then sure this is super seducer so you go into the gym to meet some girls as well as work out so no this is not the best option honestly i don't want to go to a gym with girls you know why there'd be sensor bears everywhere do your one rep max weight on biceps ten times right by her okay this is going to be great let's go for it he just walks up with a big smile on his face oh no his face oh my god look at how impressed she is all right we're in there i think you should use fans guys yeah certain dominance all right let's be social with everyone instead what is this oh perfect sake it looks like he's just trying to figure out the machine like i'm pulling these levers but nothing is happening looking around for like a door to open wait until she finishes and follow her into the women's changer you all done yeah i finished oh okay oh no hey return your weights to the rack don't just leave him on the floor that kettlebell could kill someone here he goes she even looked in the mirror at her own reflection she saw him coming he was literally going into a sprint oh no it's so scary wait wait wait wait wait wait what they're just all in fight or flight mode here but he's blocking the only exit you agree okay they're like we don't really have any other choice all right well that didn't work so i'm gonna piss him off even more and say ask what music she likes he's not gonna like this he didn't like it last time either what music do you like i'm a fan of royalty free myself in fact i actually have this button that starts royalty-free music on command this game might actually suit this music quite a lot i'm gonna leave it on for a second and see how it is okay i prefer my music i'm saying i wanna i'm gonna mute their music this is so awful what's up that's okay what he said what's up yeah i like music too i'm listening to some royalty free kevin mcleod oh yes ask if she's tired because she's been running around in your mind um are you tired because you've been running through my mind this whole gym session you get it honestly we might have to consider maybe it's not the music that was the problem or the joke it might be the fact that like a few weeks ago he ran into the changing room after her tell her she doesn't need gym because she already looks very good i hope he says that exactly as it's written you don't need gym because you already look very good i don't even think you need to go to the gym look at your body it's already good yes it's good because i go to the gym yeah it's like oh you must have good genetics you just don't need to go to the gym sylvester stallone you're already a bodybuilder why do you lift things get ready or do we have a quick time event okay i'm ready you're gonna like this i'm quicker than anyone else so reset the machine get it back to zero okay i'm actually hitting some by accident so um let me just hit the number pad instead i will win failed before we even started i failed are you ready yeah oh wait no we're still doing the race what i thought i failed this guy somehow forgot how to ride a bike even though the saying is you never forget how to ride a bike he has literally forgot how to ride a bike oh he's a sore loser he doesn't like that let's do it again next time anyway she's just like yeah i won okay that was that was grand and he's freaking out sure you care about the environment by asking why don't they make this bike power the gym i mean if you ride it like that it wouldn't power a light bulb what do you think um i think it's stupid enough because you'd need a pedal for one 100 this is what happens when you interact with a normal person i think i'm on to something i might commercialize this idea you want to do this business together oh i don't even want to talk to you never mind start a business relationship with you yeah like she said what is that advice what's the ring um this one you see it am i getting an advertisement here why is the heart rate is so high in the middle night oh dear had a nightmare oh no it's her face look she doesn't want any of these answers yeah i think it's the right answer in this case i like how instead of just having a pop-up like best answer or something it has to cut to him just to have him standing there comfortably going yep good answer maybe instead of juice like you could get a little bit juicy and we go to the trx closet and make it my day was so perfect really and you spoiled it okay no that makes sense actually she said you spoil it i thought she was gonna say that was where she like drew the line but no just in general him spoiling it that that is accurate i think as soon as he showed up on the bike next to her her day was just a write-off but you don't even know my name or didn't get her name i never flashed her name what does that look why is she looking at him like that after everything that just happened okay i can't think of anything more comfortable than having a staring contest so go for this great way to get to know each other i don't know if you've done it before oh no i'm already regretting this choice you just look into each other's eyes for 15 seconds without speaking oh no i'm joining in the staring contest and even i'm getting uncomfortable and like this is a recorded footage it's not real but oh god i don't like it at all don't raise your eyebrows at me okay it was weird yeah that was very weird this is definitely like unscripted and for the lady she would like [Music] [ __ ] juice why you've got the airpods don't you yeah yeah but i was worried because i was i thought it might give me a brain tumor or something so i thought i'll just wait and see a few years if people start dying and stuff well from airpods because they are easier and you know what's the logic there oh i use those airpods i write on a random subreddit online that they can give you brain trauma you want to continue this conversation or you want to go home you know i was thinking about making a human centipede if you want to video games by lana del rey do you know i love her yes she's great such a good singer and a super song as well i should listen to it i've never listened you haven't yeah how can you love lana del rey and not know that song even i know that song but then again i am a gamer so great track and you get to mention video games so it's just like anything that brings up video games is correct hey you like hats i like wearing hats at my favorite games super mario odyssey so they could send you back to the ship the sinking or they she could send you to world war ii like in the park okay now she's being rude i'm just telling a little story this time and she's like me bored for running her finger around the glass is she interested she is an idiot and needs to pay attention guys sitting around with his friends this is the only normal interaction he's done like fair enough it's boring but she put up with everything else all right now sue for assault best ending yeah that'll sure just the quietest little that's all my anger big powerful man let's just keep telling her more anyway my social intelligence went down i don't think that's possible it's already at the lowest possible metric well i'm sick of uh living i want to die very relatable when you're playing this game okay i can get i've understood get it yeah you get it she's being rude this time nope oh my god look at this look at that oh you know i love books i love to touch the paper i love to smell them i guess it's okay yeah just slurp it thanks for subtitling that for me by the way video games well i kind of have to go with that one but first i have to say instagram pimp of course you know him being him but they call me the instagram pimp who is that you is that literally your username it's like oh they call me instagram pin but that's because i set my name that way so they have to i get emails every day from instagram hey instagram pimp we have a newsletter for you that's my job many monies you know it's exploitation and i don't want to talk here anymore she got the best ending liked instagram these days i don't think it was instagram that was the issue i should have never said instagram if i said i'm the facebook pimp everything would have been fine all right correct answer video games you know that richard here loves when i bring up video games yeah i make this um video game series it's called horror seducer it's getting a bit better now imagine uh a horror movie but it's interactive i don't really have to imagine it this is starting to feel a bit like a horror game the only game i've ever played it was the sims i trapped the whole neighborhood in my basement and made them paint for me just me oh sorry i'd like building houses with a basement where i could trap the whole neighborhood and make them paint i like the seasons expansion so i can make them all going to the pool in winter they all die i don't know what she said talk with school teacher is she a teacher i don't know i'm blaming her for the shitty state of today's young people everyone worldwide it's her fault oh no i'm 14 and i'm pregnant yeah that's all her fault but we don't teach things like this yes you do you're the entire problem i don't even know what this one like uh i'm too afraid but i did say i picked the worst options i feel like my brain is better off not knowing what this leads to so i just do it just say whatever you got to say richard it's exactly my like my dick no big no it's warm it's friendly no it's lovely exactly the same no no no italian freaky freak yes yeah i think teaching is super super valuable finally we got there at the end i skipped i i don't know what what we're talking about but let's go with video games because everything with video games has been good but probably my favorite thing to do is play video games so it seems that you're really into it yeah that was just awkward here we were speaking about video games but still he's like best option she seems so uninterested but yes best answer video game tell her that there's something seriously wrong with her and that she'll never find anyone who will die alone seems like it could work if you're single there might be something really really wrong with you you might just have some terrible energy and just men pick up on it and you know that's why they stay away and they don't really want to spend time with you maybe you were possessed by a devil maybe in your past life you had i don't know demon worshiper yeah what do you think could be no it looks like she's about to laugh like that yeah okay no i hate women crying all the time like for some reason every woman around me is crying why do women always cry wait am i the problem you know my friend told me that i should date one of the personal trainers i agree that he's very handsome and maybe she should [Laughter] you two would be so cute together no i think i wouldn't what i used reverse psychology apparently richard's so big brain yeah that is not reverse psychology i like my women like i like like video games yes all those video games yeah good choice good choice is always video games people in this level video games is always the right answer so well done he's telling me straight up no matter what it is video games is the right answer i've been waiting for this option to come up yeah there we go best ending that awkward wave goodbye this is so awkward average joe again honestly given what i'm picking i'm amazed that i'm getting average joe like how am i not getting worse do you think they just can't go below three stars because they're like oh it'll make people miserable if they are legitimately trying and they get like one star all right i've had all i can stands and i can't stands no more we're gonna end it there i hope you enjoyed super seducer three i think the only person who is enjoying it is richard himself he's having a blast thank you very much for watching if you enjoyed please leave a like drop a comment if you want to see more i'd appreciate it but other than that i'll see you next time bye for now

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Id: veT1HXMlbaI

Length: 28min 33sec (1713 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 17 2021

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[u/gazza88]

alternate title: Griefer Jesus teaches you to seduce women.

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When he's rejected that's when extreme griefer Jesus is created.

[u/SancheRamos]

He was asked to be in the game and he refused?? Now I'm disappointed

[u/ClockMoist4904]

We need more! MORE!