Bitlife but I am a complete Karen

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're playing bit life and for those of you that don't know before i started youtube for the second time i worked retail and there were so many carrots that just took so much joy out of being karen and i want to know what that feels like so the only way to do it is by playing bitlife as karen looking at my previous people whenever i start these videos is always hilarious because i've kind of forgotten what happened and it's just so confusing my daughter you gave birth to a girl after serving 26 years out of a 36 year sentence i took a flying lesson i died in an aeroplane accident oh i'm looking at the ground continue as you continue as you now that would be an interesting video bitlife but i'm you last name demands scientology just came to me karen demands to speak to the manager if only they could be that long is that destiny's life no it's karen my destiny is to be karen [Music] already crying i want to speak to your higher up mom i'm suffering from the flu oh no i'm only two years old i thought i died i was like karen's had a rough life he's going straight to the manager upstairs glass knock it for vaccination what'll i do throw a tantrum of course like i will for everything else in my life i'm depressed i'm five years old my eyesight is degrading oh my god what is this eye exam start the test and tap the letter number that's different okay wait i i legit do i actually need glasses oh yes oh god they tricked me i thought it'd be a number i'm being bullied of course reporters are the principal family vacation complain michael all right finally that actually made me a little bit happy even though karen doesn't want to admit it like i was miserable oh thank god it actually cured my depression where did we go i'd like to know your parents just had a baby boy oh mary demands you can't demand anything karen's in control here difficulty sleeping you've been feeling extremely drained because you're unable to get a good night's sleep odd search the web find an mlm that's selling essential oils that'll help me out you research your symptoms on the web and i suspect you've restless leg syndrome what will you do take some aspirin i i don't know now i'm confused i mean i am pretty confused you suspect you have dementia i'm 10. hope it goes away go to the doctor chug some water another person to report to the principal awesome report filed another win for karen what's a good karen job i might have to google this what is a good karen job i don't think it's going to come up with this all right i found it i read it right that's going to help me so we got receptionist office manager pyramid scheme supply varying people around from one side to another whatever that means i think i'll skip the degree thank you i want a job retail salesperson that that kind of works but no then she kind of understand how retail people feel when she berates them so no we don't want that actually insurance agent what element do you identify with the most i'm not a avatar i mean karen would definitely say fire but i'm going to go with air you were not afraid i should have picked fire i don't want her to understand what it's like to be the one being complained at what would junior insurance agent why should we hire you how will you respond um i'll provide great value to you yes oh goodbye ah when you're so unlikable even your equipment tries to escape your company please stop your friends are all joining instagram oh definitely the highlights of the year south africa has officially declared war in japan and i signed up for an instagram account how do i get a minivan can i take my driver's test driving license take the test what does this sign mean right lane ends or it could be chair ahead that is a weird-looking chair though i'm gonna go a right lane ends oh a honda odyssey oh i can almost afford it wait what is a gmc yukon that's pretty cheap no it's it's definitely the honda odyssey that's what a karen would drive no no hate on you a honda odyssey owners out there i'm sure there's dozens of you the car looks grand i would drive a honda odyssey but it just suits her personality okay not saying you have her personality i'm gonna stop now okay how can we get like 200 fast shoplifting fruitcake no we need something a one direction t-shirt a yoga mat anti-aging cream yes the pawn shop gave me 13 bucks okay maybe this isn't the best way to afford a honda odyssey sperm donor perfect oh wait no that's that's to buy sperm sorry i forgot my gender i'll be going now but before i go i want to speak to your manager you sexist babysitter for 10 bucks an hour yes 290 is that enough time for mama to get a family carrier scroll way down way down keep going there we go buy it with cash i didn't even know caroline was an option yes 15 year old olive on odyssey the dream on your way to the shooting range you witness a bouncer streaking naked why is it specifically a bouncer how do i know that how do i identify a bouncer if they have no clothes on either way i'm calling the police you have a giant bulging bump on your big toe that seems to be growing fast search the web you suspect you have bunions take some aspirin aspirin cures all oh karen's looking really like a karen now but also kind of friendly we need more botox this is what we need hopefully it goes wrong just so i can sue them botox cheap one yes it was successful i didn't know surgery was so affordable i'll get more brazilian butt lift well it was botched oh my god the damage it did my health just plummeted it must be that bunion on my toe that's done that not the the botched brazilian butt lift oh it's a lot of damage oh now i'm getting tall pain just search the web and choke some water she thinks she has gout well let's sue that person how much damages should i pick for this 30k is that fair that seems fair like he's almost killed me to be fair and i can afford an okay lawyer so there we go you won your lawsuit i get 30 grand you know what i'm going to invest that in surgery dr rivera refused to see you i wonder why it's like as we walk out on court hey you want to do some more surgery on me by the way i'm free now if you yay surgery my health is so bad oh my god it keeps going down i got a promotion though so that's nice you get a call from a spa with an offer for a free flotation therapy session in a zero gravity sensory deprivation flow pot um sure okay that helped floating around for a few hours just cured all my problems maybe she started chugging some of the water an acquaintance has offered you 18 000 to take a suitcase to hungary if they asked me on facebook or if this was just an ad on facebook i think she'd do it i got arrested oh man do i still get the money i found not guilty oh that's handy i didn't get the money though can't believe facebook lied to me all right karen it's time for love i think named jim pickens on how fitting while at the gym you met a guy from zimbabwe named jim he rejected me he tells you that he's experiencing some depression right now hey would you like to go on a date oh i'd love to but i'm like uh experiencing some depression right now so i'm busy keep finding a date i want to find a manager is anyone a manager you are unable to find anyone to love that's depressing oh yes i got a twitter account now i can just tweet that i want love pick your celebrity chance the rapper pick your strategy insult them your music is very inappropriate what the hell someone just slapped my booty i'll have you know that is a botched surgery and that hurts reporting to my supervisor she said she looked into it no fire him oh she met this guy who's a captain that's kind of the manager at the fire department he looks great and he is absolutely insane ask him on a date how's the honda odyssey holding up huh not good let's get some maintenance done on it it doesn't need any i mean it really looks like it does i'm going to start trolling my mother on social media my mom did not like that our relationship just plummeted from one tweet a lifetime of bonding is destroyed and i asked her for money which she gave to me i'm pregnant what just gonna name the baby baby so it's baby demands your boyfriend is arguing with you because you didn't use his surname well i have a better name then argue back oh my car's breaking down repair it want more babies i found happiness as a mother propose pick your ring none pick your setting friend's wedding that is such a caring move am i i might actually buy a ring to really make this a carrot move shop for fake jewelry yeah let's do that this one's 58 bucks that'll do he rejected your marriage proposal and my friend probably despises me but oh well all i care about is my surgery i'm gonna get some more time to fix that butt yay i got an achievement for it is there anyone i could sue i'd like to sue someone i should have tried it earlier when that guy slapped my botched ass birth control no argue you are pregnant break up he says that held as a priority i mean he can't be with someone who has bunions attack him roundhouse kick his throat you delivered a roundhouse kick to your boyfriend elijah's throat then you bopped his booty leaving him bitter he attacked me wait i'm facing prison but he fought back why isn't he going to prison please stop running away from me it's only a year i can do that now let me sue someone oh yeah i had a baby in prison hold on i'll call you prison so i remember who you were and i'll name it after the other guy even though he broke up the prison krueger all right can i sue him now oh i can't sue him for fighting back he sent me a naked bathroom mirror selfie why now sue him can i sue him now god damn it i thought this was america you can sue everyone it's time to vaccinate your daughter prison no i'm against vaccination your little brother or marry has asked you to take him to watch venus with a high-powered telescope argue with him you verbally abused your little brother i am running out of money fast oh that's because i lost my job because the whole prison thing i got to get another job before my honda odyssey fails me cat behavior consultant that sounds good for karen what or who inspires you uh what are these options uh martin luther king's dream oh yes i got it very relevant to dealing with cats my mother hates me but why i'm gonna start trolling my mother on social media why am i running out of money why does a cat behavior consult and not pay well a client at work is asking you what the ideal amount of cats is for one home what would you say there's no limit infinite cats start giving everyone in the office key chains oh no i can't afford it because i'm in in the negative you just woke up to your daughter prison blast me in the face with pepper spray no you can't do that you don't work in a prison you air prison can i give her away you did one thing wrong you're being put up for adoption she's six you probably didn't even know what the pepper spray was but have a good life i am depressed and i'm losing money every year how am i losing so much money i'm gonna start rumors about my my co-workers hopefully they'll get fired there'll be more money for me she attacked me lawsuit time wait come on what you can't attack me just because i started a rumor about you report to hr yeah mavis file a report hr said they would look into it wait who's that conor demands well he's dead oh my god he died at the age of four by a poisonous spider skip the funeral i'm busy my honda odyssey needs a new thermostat i don't have enough money to fix it why am i going to negative i think i would have to do some crime porch pirate perfect uh mansion it contained a human skull okay i got fifteen hundred dollars for it my niece what age is she eight you got some cash right give me that piggy bank my honda odyssey is 36 years old it's almost as old as me posted thirst trap on twitter it got zero likes okay well that's not how i'm gonna get money someone replied to me saying i'm ugly that's good to meet you in person god damn it coward just applying for every single job that pays more because i'm just losing money constantly roadkill remover come on i can do that i have no car i have a beautiful honda odyssey i got rejected for literally everything until i got back down to cat behavior consultant my son just asked for some money to buy a hat i don't have enough money to give my son a hat i'm almost in the plus okay love might be the answer i gotta do a bit of gold digging here oh have we found the one he has everything ask him on a date i said he was neat karen's not used to giving compliments proposed to him oh where would he like where's cheap a cemetery perhaps he rejected it god damn it dude oh my god i finally have some money oh thank god i think i was actually losing money because of my honda odyssey because it's costing me 150 a month you have a client at work who feeds her cat by chewing up cat food and spitting it into the cat's mouth like a bird what will you do record it and post it to youtube could i get some cheap surgery so that that guy might like me and we could marry and then i could kill him and get all his money her boyfriend doesn't want to make love he wants to play pokemon instead your mother has died at the age of 77. well she didn't like me anyway skipped the funeral look at her little face after her mom dies karen what if i buy a better ring maybe then he'll love me yeah the ring is the problem i'm sure the problem is i don't think he really likes me yeah rejected while out for a walk a junkie offers you crack cocaine ah sure i'm now addicted to crack cocaine please make a baby i died what the hell a crack cocaine overdose that hobo didn't warn me that was a possibility raven mediocre continuous baby my late mother karen demands died from a crack cocaine overdose she left behind a honda odyssey two jewels and cash assets of four grand i am depressed probably because i have to take control of the honda odyssey now i attacked my co-worker for starting a rumor and now i'm getting arrested wait baby how do you have so much money you were asking me for like a hat and you were holding 100k not guilty could we kill mo oh he's not there but it's his fault that karen got addicted to crack cocaine that's a bit of a stretch but he wouldn't marry her she wouldn't have done crack cocaine if she got married i've been laid off i got too many complaints about my flatulence can i sue for that oh wait i got red spots on my body search the web just like mama used to do i have ringworm just drink a smoothie anyway can i sue them for letting me go for a flatulence like you can't help it take your damages a hundred grand and get the most expensive lawyer what you lost your lawsuit what oh no blood and stabbing pains better google this one oh no that's not good heartburn oh my god and i'm losing weight and i just choked some water i think the baby's about to die if i'm going i'm taking my father with me poisoned them he saw you and secretly switched your iced teas oh my god he was always one step ahead wasn't he first he disconnected and had nothing to do with me and then he kills my baby he ended the karen line of the family i can't believe that i just realized that it may have been karen's fault that baby was getting so ill because we didn't get baby a vaccination so that could have been karen's fault she gets her uh revenge from the grave i think she deserved revenge because he kept asking for like a half meanwhile he had a hundred grand on him the whole time baby got what he deserved but yeah other than that i just hope you enjoyed and i hope to see you next time bye for now shout out to patriots abigail alexia adam o'neill aj province alexandra alice wilton almighty peanut amanda k anaconda kiwi andrew white angel and tony mccleese apollo the kid ariel killman armando perez ashley ann burns ashley murphy audrey lee strohm ostentasia wickham autumn chuggins bowling 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Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 1,253,924

Rating: 4.974997 out of 5

Keywords: bitlife, bitlife challenge, playing bitlife, bitlife life simulator, bitlife god mode, bitlife politics, bitlife game, bitlife gameplay, bitlife royalty update, living my bitlife, bitlife crime, royalty bitlife, bitlife life simulator gameplay, bitlife funny moments, bitlife rich, bitlife callmekevin, bitlife karen, bitlife funny, bit life

Id: Nol7-PDQw9U

Length: 15min 28sec (928 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 22 2020