Using my -500 IQ on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're asking the question who wants to be a millionaire it's me hand over the money this game is also trying to mug someone it's 30 euros for what looks like the most lazy game i think i've ever seen even the trailer looks so lazy the reviews are all just horrible as well this game installed malware on my computer i think i think the game might be malware to be fair today i learned that the bombing of pearl harbor happened in the year 987 oh man the hosting contestants are so robotic it's insane but you know what i think this puts me in a unique position as someone who used to watch this show a lot as a kid yeah i was that boring of a kid and also a person who played a lot of really really bad games i am in a unique position to capitalize on this situation all right the game is already pissing me off it's putting ireland in the united kingdom you already angered this irishman i feel like i know more about like american culture than britain so let's let's go with italy yes [Music] i didn't even know i had to click something to continue because i don't speak italian all right uh go go go car yes let's let's go i can't you guys ready to play today wait it's not even an italian how am i supposed to play if it's not an italian do my best and my best is the million pounds oh my god that's my guy's voice oh i can see why it's so negatively reviewed wait so if i picked italian and you're talking in english are the questions going to be in english or italian that one is useless to me i assure you ah good yes fantastic goldilocks is looking pretty good oh no no i'm running out of time i'm running out of tire i'll walk please yeah yeah i'll i'll walk with the money thank you the audience is just deadly silent they didn't know what to do just like he just walked with zero euros but obviously they said in italian right you know what i think i'd rather play this in english if i can ever get back to that menu all right let's try united states shall we shop what don't tell me there's micro transactions in this harry potter honestly looking at the categories i don't really fancy my chances here i don't know much about any of these maybe except for a language i'm quite fluent in italian now all right ruben you're done i don't like your voice i'm gonna be margaret she's a passion for mini golf and her age is the funny number [Applause] he's got stage fright he doesn't know what to say he just kind of did stuff with his hands are you ready for this new question yes final answer which of these is a type of dancing i thought that said struggling i was like well in my case yes line dancing i'm pretty sure i'm too stressed out what i have to calm down margaret shut up you're distracting me margaret is still pretty resourceful you see all right margaret you're 100 bucks up don't get [ __ ] too cocky now which of these is a small hole dug by a soldier a foxhole i believe you have given your final answer now is the time to see the right they're really dragging it out aren't they they don't want to give away money the next people are actually intelligent so he's just dragging it out like that your final answer okay if that's your final answer let's lock that in as your final answer do not pass passcode do not collect 200 instructions associated with which game i don't have a clue not a monopoly merch the italian part is over stop trying to speak italian i'm too stressed out i have to calm down margaret relax you got what 500 bucks here or something it's not the end of the world okay wait hold on i wasn't ready and geology is rocks genealogy i think oh my god are you locked in margaret please communicate with me i'm your teammate of course oh thank god i'm right i didn't realize the question had already started oh it's stressful i have to calm down oh my god how many states begin with the letter t is there any oh texas texas um to oklahoma to two york california um it's only texas isn't it i think just one is that your final yeah i think the price it's only one what what's the other one still could have been worse shut up margaret we got no money at all how sad don't taunt us again the crowd is just awkward they saw this little old lady just lose all of her money what is it then there's texas and what else i'm so confused and i'm like not gonna google this i gotta figure this out on my own it'll build character i am so stumped u.s states beginning with tea [Music] is it california there's someone out there from the other mystery state screaming at the screen right now i cannot figure it out look name a county beginning with t in ireland how about that is there a county beginning with t county texas um i don't know if there is one look this is a big t rabbit hole we're going down but what is the state i don't understand i'm trying to think of all the weird ones that you never even bring up like utah that like never comes up i have to google it i don't i'm gonna be so angry because i know i know this is it tennessee it's tennessee no one could have of saw that one coming don't worry margaret you're the only ten i see and we're gonna win this thing and then we're gonna play mini golf one million rounds of mini golf don't clap for me you know i'm gonna fail stop it what sport is not played with a ball basketball the ball in basketball is sarcasm no i'm gonna go with badminton so no no don't lock in handball what was that they're both just sitting there in awkward silence like uh not quite sure what you're doing here margaret nervous laugh one question in which these places does not have books a bookstore okay what are these questions do you just feel sorry for me like a bookstore a library a multimedia library a dance club what is it the center of our solar system i put it on easy mode because it said it doesn't have a timer but does that make the questions easier because i don't feel very smart even though i'm getting all these right oh my god that's a weird question okay well at least i know it oh my god margaret you can't just say that jesus christ mer grace the united states is divided into states none of them beginning with tea by the way i just thought i'd bring that up okay now it's getting a bit harder what is the capital of mexico i think it's tijuana go go go tijuana mexico city i meant uh well i just kind of want to go into the other one anyway because this this just feels condescending there's an online mode do you think anyone's actually playing this game challenge up to 99 opponents i don't think even 99 people have bought this game i can't believe i'm playing battle royale who wants to be a millionaire all right we'll start in 90 seconds so far it's looking good i should win by default all right here we go five more seconds for 99 people to join i still have hope fingers crossed i think it can happen all right no player found return to the main menu what were they thinking did they think there'd be thousands of players ready to queue up for who wants to be a millionaire battle royale well you should have phoned a friend on that one because you are wrong i'm gonna try the international queue because it's basically united states and everywhere else not sure how that works given the fact that there's so many languages everywhere else but it's fine i'm sure we'll figure it out i think there'll only be one of us anyway so i think we can come to an agreement nope no one found okay well this was a good experiment it determined that there's literally no one else in the world willing to play this game that's why you're lucky of me why would you do without me probably be doing something more productive let's not go down that road let's keep playing and watching haha fun times together maybe if i just get questions on mini golf no that's not a good idea margaret is not very good at anything i think i think i'll take someone else luke pablo retired tap dancer fantastic we're back on standard difficulty and pablo and i are going to win so far our total winnings are one thousand dollars on what i think was a children's game mode but i'll still take it word describes a school child who spends a lot of time studying a swat i think it's been a while since i heard someone say swat she said it was a bit of a dark answer wasn't it of course good job pablo you got it right now tell us why do you seem to know so much about school children just put him on the spot confetti is most associated which event are we talking about the sims because funeral could be accurate in this case jim pickens puts the fondant funeral what the hell is a hogmanay confetti like i want to say wedding but like i don't think that's true at all i don't i don't think i've ever seen a wedding with confetti okay i'm i'm correct apparently i've never seen a wedding with confetti experienced contestants always win the day all right pablo stop posting worth 200 bucks up it almost way too confident margaret was more relatable she was on the verge of a panic attack every time a question came up chamomile tea yeah i'm pretty sure it's tea i'm going with that i'm locking in yep got it right perfect come on pablo let's speed run this thing what alleviation map comfort map relief map remedy map go with the biggest word pablo a relief map what's a relief map i think i need one right now didn't see that coming back in pablo oh it's a 3d physical representation of terrain okay actually that is ringing a few bells now i think about it it was just the way they put it with the the comfort map and relief map and whatever the hell the other ones were cozy map i don't know it made me think of like physical therapy for some reason i'm gonna need some regular therapy after this all right you know what i'm gonna swap it to the uk side of things let's just hope i get a lot of uh irish questions since it is the united kingdom after all all my irish audience just left all right pablo he's gonna cross the pond to try over there instead he didn't do too well in the states same host and all that's crazy which part of these body parts does the dentist take care of teeth although looking at the united kingdom you wouldn't think that no i don't i don't know where that stereotype comes from to be honest i've found british people have just as good teeth as normal people that if i'm not the star of the family when i go back yeah i'm sure the grandkids will be delighted that you know a dentist takes care of teeth good job pablo billy corgan is known as the lead singer of a pen oh no i'm no good at this oh wait hold on if you say stuff like the super pumpkins i think i know this one come on pablo think relax pablo come on it's getting a bit stressed who's painting irises sold for then record oh my god i don't know oh wait hold on vanco i need to look at all the other answers because i'm like oh no i don't know anything about art but then i realized instead of van gaal the other options were like van rental and which of these is gravy usually served isn't it a boat yep boat you see back in my day they used to bring all the gravy in by boat giant gravy boats the size of this very room coming in from europe achieving unlocked a good start fantastic dig spike block and dump i use volleyball yes it is volleyball right because like i just know spike is used in volleyball i'm not sure about the rest can you take a dump during a volleyball game and what will be your final answer that'll be my final answer that's a bit of a snacky response what will be your final answer my final answer you make it look easy you got it thank you i've taken a few dumps on a volleyball court in my day in which country is the port oh no i don't know this one at all um india is the biggest by land mass so i'm gonna go with that it gives me the most chance right please honestly my kids say they'd they'll disown me and put me in a home if i don't come home with some money god damn it look just ask me questions about ireland but only like the south of ireland specifically cork then then i might manage you've lost everything down to your safety net it's gut wrenching isn't it that's not very comforting i'm this old dude you're just berating me in front of this audience that's just staring wait a second i thought i'd only have to get to like a thousand pounds twice more to get the harry potter pack a thousand pounds gets me 40 points i need 4 500 to get the harry potter back i'm trying to go into the files to edit my my points and i just see vr enabled why the hell would you want vr in this change that yes i'm ready well it doesn't do anything what's the point in the text if it doesn't do anything all right back to the states i'm confident we can win this you know why because i'm gonna use my lifelines for once i'm gonna win the million to unlock the harry potter pack i'm almost there he looks a bit pissed off maybe i should change person he's like we started in the states you flew me to the uk now we're going back to the states my lumbago hurts all right georges i'm gonna go with you you know why your profession is caregiver and i could use a little care right now that's his intro just a long um in the bible who killed abel i confess it was me i know it was kane but i just can't resist i had to come clean my conscience if another opportunity comes up to incriminate myself i'm still taking it it'd be a good way again a confession wouldn't it last question to get to a million keep them all easy and the very last one just did you kill him this plant is traditionally associated with christmas i almost said missile thought oh my god i'm going to lose stop which two letters make the abbreviation for the word ounce good thing um wasn't there he definitely would have picked it which is not an nfl football team oh my god the packers is one the patriots is one the pirates are the panthers oh my god they both sound possible i'm gonna go with pirates although i kind of hope there's an nfl team out there with peg legs just running down the pitch yes pirates go pirates see the whole city in the us isn't which state i've phone a friend let's call your friend call pablo oh i get to pick my wife no she'll just get angry at me my aunt maybe just don't waste the whole 30 seconds of the call going oh george i really hope that i'm going to be able to help you stop talking just give me the answer really one of your areas of x stop making small talk just ask the question if i remember correctly the right answer is b okay good you didn't sound super confident on it but i'm gonna go with you that's the first one i said as well like i immediately followed it up by saying every other letter but i said this one first [Music] she's disowned from the family and i hate her i knew it was in virginia as well she just pushed me into it she pressured me it's going to take me about a decade to get that harry potter back if i keep just getting 40 points according to the proverb it's impossible to make what out of a what an ear a leather wallet had a silk purse i guess that that is an awful question i've never heard of that i heard of that i got it right i say that all the time actually how many community cards are dealt in texas five texas holding poker is way better than tennessee holden poker by the way who became u.s president on the resignation of richard nixon general ford that's 100 if you just ask me specifically about presidents in u.s history then i might be okay that's like the only thing i actually know about the us in the fall of 2010 which musical knight described modern songwriters is pretty awful it doesn't really sound like something ringo or elton john would say a paul mccartney he's a songwriter i need help i'd like to phone a friend of course nora's not there or whatever her name was i'm gonna go with my colleague ava we're going to do our best [Laughter] the voice acting in this game is horrible why can i not get a voice acting job i would have done this i tried b i was thinking b as well because he's a songwriter and it just doesn't sound like something else john would say final i hope it's not the final i hope we get more oh no elton john your bastard how can you make beautiful music like your song and then say something like that these are all usually kind of easy ones like this they're pretty gimme questions so i'm just kind of skipping through them see i'm blasting through these now what's the name of the special rumor building in which cows are milk parlor oh my god oh no all right let's let's get a friend in even though they literally never helped me you know what audience you tell me where do you milk your cows sorry if that's a private question okay they're going with me i'm happy with that yes okay good okay i wasn't 100 on that one i'm playing it safe because i just want to try and beat my record i want to get to 32 000 if i can then i could build that milking parallel i've been so keen on which of these american sports heroes was known as the sultan of swat sultan of swat what does that even mean what's this what what is this lifeline wait what have i done switch the question right now oh i didn't know i could do that i was babe ruth which is an american golfer okay this one should be good nope don't know any of them these don't sound like names tom glider that kind of sounds like a name tom frisbee if if it's tom frisbee i'm rage quitting the game forever they noticed your hesitation tom kite you should have listened to that voice [ __ ] off see look president question i know what i'm talking about sarah palin was never the vice president pearl harbor oh no um it was on west coast wasn't it so it can't be florida i want to say hawaii since that's the closest to japan that's the or that's my guess i never actually thought about it yes i thought about it a lot before actually and i i knew it was there phew whom did john f kennedy succeed as president yes he um hold on uh no lyndon b johnson took over from him right um i should have said nothing about presidents um give me a 50 50. hold on it was dwight the eisenhower wasn't it yeah it's got to be yeah cause lyndon b johnson took over after him i'm like 99 sure on this one 97 92 it's going down but i'm no i'm pretty sure yes just ask me questions about presidents please keep going oh no go back to presidents a whip it's a whip yeah it's a whip come on these are really raunchy answers by the way well i thought it was [ __ ] but since that's not there i'm gonna go with whip i know it's right keep going yeah there you go look at that wow i'm so good at gaming how many stars are there on the national flag of australia oh sweet jesus okay i need the audience's help it's not that many is it yeah at four is looking good i'm scared of phoning a friend by the way i'm running out of lifelines but i'm terrified of phoning a friend one because they keep screwing me over and two i just hate phone calls unfortunately i wanted to win why do the audience and phone a friend thing screw you over so bad like they didn't get one right did they look how am i supposed to become a millionaire if i keep getting sabotaged look even though this game is horrible this was so fun but yeah i had a blast i'm not quite a millionaire but you know what the real treasure was the fun we had along the way i hope you enjoy the video as well i appreciate you watching if you want to check out my stuff i post every day so be sure to subscribe and yeah that's about it hope to see you next time bye for now shout outs patreons drake trickery drew chandler duxter's domino eccentric elliot bartelt alyssa lozano owen harry ortel desbo esther sokolova fd lump fire willow fluffy laser wolf fox petite frendo kirsten gabby pz gender is a lie general havoc ginger ginge girl foregone god emperor grant mcpherson have go hero salt hopscotch pro ileana banana india cora infinity void gaming ingan's ubra isabelle rosenbloom jacob helton jimmy lynn pollins and jamie robin

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Length: 20min 11sec (1211 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 25 2020

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