I completed this 99.9% impossible harpoon escape

all right we're checking out the only game where oh my god well i just changed the intro we're checking out the only game where in order to get to heaven you have to go through hell while not being crushed by a gigantic testicle it's happy wheels ah yes a nice reverse jet fall oh my god i'm gonna do it yes first try oh hey there's my segway just want to mention that today's descent into harpoon induced pain is sponsored by raycon but since talking about it would be boring i'm gonna try and cut them in half with a five foot long odachi more on that later also i saw there's a place where scrubs can go i was born a scrub and i'll die a scrub oh welcome to cheat mode you'll need your legs and feet attached to continue well um i mean i got one out of two and that ain't bad proceed okay very good i i'm good at following directions enter the meat eater 9001 to cheat the board okay i will go into the meat eater and here we go ah i've been getting my meat you lied to me that didn't let me cheat the board at all i gave you my heart and it was a pretty depressing end this is called gray explores the body i am very concerned right now why is there a mind just chilling out above me ah i see something that says do not go here you got it already oh i'm probably going to end up having my brain explode from my bicycle if it doesn't get off of my ball tom are you are you disappointing me on purpose i'm so close you can't stop me bike you can't stop me you can't stop me told you i'm out of here all right let's see who's down here well um all right tom and okay let's let's try that yeet again there we go damn it aha all right now that's the sound of victory i just gotta flip myself like this here we go my neck has that sugar my next inside the child cbc tom's out there he's like ah haha karma dad i don't think so already now here's the plan we're gonna go like this there perfect yes now go do the real board okay i just realized somehow i managed to get past the spinning pitchfork lucky me all right let's all learn about the body together here we have the mouth which was trying to eat me i don't really know what the hell i'm looking at that appears to be the brain filled with swords there's susie talking to a hobo not really sure why down the colon click to the right of the sea you came from for a secret ending maybe later oh my god watch out virus up ahead i didn't make it keep losing my freaking helmet your virus can't stop me it does look kind of kind of pendulous kind of painful if you will ow ow i'm still alive man i'll tell you a colon has a hell of a job i'm in the stomach acid i'm still alive ah okay am i supposed to go right or left i'm gonna go ahead and assume that right is the correct way does this bring me to the anus i'm in the large intestine now it looks like you could eatily deep down that way but we're gonna keep going because i want to see all the different parts of the body don't really know what the hell all this is this could be just bloody stool it could also be very large mentos ah the lower intestine this is a very very expansive board whoa beware of the harpoons they only fire in one direction okay all right i guess we're just gonna do this hope for the best oh god yes there is a harpoon up my anus it's not very satisfying these are my raycon earbuds this is the five foot long nodachi i use to slay computers that gain sentience take over inanimate objects and try and steal my raycons you know who loves raycon earbuds it's mike tyson you know who's also never had to stop an inanimate object from stealing the ray cons with a five foot long odachi it's also mike tyson raycons are great for listening to news or entertainment they're noise isolating they've got a fantastic fit they stay secure in your ears and are great for when you're practicing your odachi draws there's no dangling wires to get in the way of your slashes and there's fantastic customer service with a 45-day return policy okay let's go cut a dummy imagine this you're out for a nice long walk with your odachi which you can do thanks to the six hours of playtime raycon has when suddenly an inanimate object with artificial intelligence steals your acodes you can't let that slide raycon sun [Music] i'm pretty sure this is legitimately the first time my raycons have been completely unscathed during this type of testing anyway if you want to support the channel you can go to buy recon dot com slash gray still plays get 15 off your water all right you know what this thing's a pain in my ass i'm not doing all this i just love my arms i guess i am i want to cheat your board let this happen oh crap [Music] crap okay that's pretty good all right now i've gotta oh god now i've gotta kick this [Music] come on okay screw it we're gonna do this the right way screw your virus real men travel around with a crossbow bolt in their skull what's this way whoa it's a totally separate area oh i'm screwed okay so this way is indeed the right way geeks over the large intestine juggle the balls break my neck lose my helmet that's not good and a lot of balls you gotta juggle there we go and boop watch out for the harpoons of pain it's in my anus i'm back at it uh we got a real problem here though i'm basically working with one tire now and i have one leg left literally one leg oh boy i have no legs now somehow the bike is still never mind there's a pain you ass board i really wish i could get through most of this board with more than just my legs so um i learned something kind of interesting the one area is meant to kill you so in order for me to beat this tom listen i need to sacrifice you man get down there now okay now what you don't know is those blades right there are fake so what we're gonna do is we're gonna eatily eat boop my son's head is caught in my kneecap somehow all righty just yoga my way down here as you do there we go tom you're making this incredibly hard on me i just want to get past this board i've got an extra 70 pounds i have to leg lift is this is this is this a real thing that's happening right now it's just an actual thing that's happening i can't believe this who get there we go i wasn't going to give up until i eventually got through this tom is getting me back for years of bad parenting there we go you can't stop the psycho now we go down here there we are i just got him oh my god how much more is the hair yes this is called the square of hell ah you've got to survive oh the square of hell okay i'm not gonna lie the square of hell is pretty legit okay i gotta get rid of this damn thing ah nice okay and stay right here that was nowhere near where the line was you liar okay the square of hell feels vaguely unfair okay that's the one where it's a gigantic lie all right so dodge this then yeah [Music] how about that skill no why is it always in my wiener ah ah what do you think about that oh crap not today satan yeah i just cheated you're bored because your board freaking cheated me [Music] and yay i almost landed on the one single spear that was sitting down there this is called stay on the platform all you have to do is stay on the platform no big deal right just stay on the platform that's all you got to do oh my god and up here oh crap i'm so screwed right now uh maybe i can cheat this nope totally can't cheat it i'm dead let's try and stay on the platform a little a little more platforming this time there we are okay and perfect almost went off perfect there it is now i just have to make sure that i don't get my meat tenderized by the by the gigantic mallet of pain i feel like i should be somewhere up here no ah as long as there's no like random harpoons or anything like that i'm pretty sure we got it i say that [Laughter] are you um kidding me this random random battle axe you know i hate you all right where's your [ __ ] battle axe where is it i know it's coming i know it's coming oh it's like heat seeking okay oh i was gonna say i just gotta keep moving now i'm pretty sure this is a like one of those stop things okay good you just have to break through it i thought it was the kind where it freezes after a certain number yay i can win i don't believe you where's the next battle axe at do i legitimately get to win i'm gonna follow this the whole way out i don't care how long it takes because i don't believe you well there's actually an end like there's a true end that you can get to or is there what are you supposed to do where does the board actually stop i've been on here for like three minutes i'm i'm seriously not leaving this the game said stay on the platform okay i'm staying on the platform i'm gonna trust in the board creator probably it's the first and last mistake i'll ever make you lied to me well i guess it wasn't that the board creator lied it was that he told the truth and i just couldn't accept it this is called the line supposedly you have to survive the line oh my god okay i'm i'm can i leave oh no i am really concerned [Music] how are you supposed to beat this yes go go nixon nixon no nixon nixon peddle your ass over there do it do it keep going keep going come on ab workout ab workout go go go are you ready boom [Music] [Laughter] boom this is called for gray still plays hi gray this is my first map and i spent a long time making it it would mean a lot if you put this in your video i imagine it would also mean a lot if i jumped down the daycare area oh ending two uh okay i guess i just have to get past alcoholism here we go yes i i i actually can't believe i did that now it looks like there's something else down here too oh god i don't know if i can do this with one arm yeah i'm having a hell of a time lifting my body not gonna lie okay turned out a lot more problematic than i had previously anticipated okay we're getting there ah it ain't easy but it's happening okay i actually don't know how i'm gonna maybe i can reach it hmm oh god um i'm just gonna what the hell oh i might be able to eatily eat this in time crap now luke had said that he was unable to beat this third one himself so i've got to do it if i could stop losing my damn arm okay oh that is not easy no wonder you couldn't beat the third one oh no i don't have any arms what am i supposed to do i can't grab onto the last thing i'm becoming pro at this okay i'm at the point now where i can pretty much get to the final jump every time yate this wind up and then out it can be done it can be done sweet jesus yes that was incredibly painful i'm going to do the last way now hopefully this one isn't as bad it would be great if i saved jesus if i saved the easiest for last there we go and what oh i'm still alive [Music] what the hell where in the world did i end up at ah the rocky mountains the mountains that make me sad i'm not gonna lie this is like the most ridiculous trio of events i ever had to complete there we go okay and yeah yeah i i don't know where the hell this is sending me ouch i'm still alive press here okay crap i can't let my my limbs go through first they're gonna ruin everything real pain ass board you've made there luke getting unusually good at traversing the rocky mountains because i keep exploding on this part oh tom you're in the wrong way man i i don't know how i'm gonna get past this all the way boy wow yeehaw [ __ ] yes [Applause] [Music] oh my god that was the that was the worst trio of agony i think i've ever done in my entire life now the three different levels of pain deserve three different types of scotch anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels till next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

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Id: Z-VEbK8GPW0

Length: 15min 36sec (936 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 24 2021