-All right. We're checking out
the only game where one of the jobs
you can get at your school's career day is literally getting run over by cars. It's Stickman Break Ragdoll Bone. This is
a bone-breaking game with more setup than I've ever seen before. I gotta tell you too, it's-- [laughs] I love how my best friend
over there is the Hulk, apparently. I didn't realize how-- I didn't realize I should've chosen my-- [laughs] my friends better. Out of nowhere,
the car tire just lands on my stomach. It makes me vomit up my own spleen. I'll take my $41, please. Now, obviously, one of the things
that you can do is eventually buy
a bunch of different poses for the initial beating. What other outfits can I have? Oh my God. Oh, yeah.
You're not gonna want to see this comin'. Get down there.
Pfft. So you have to fill up
the bone break meter with enough pain and anguish
to get to the next level. And obviously, as time goes on,
the levels get stupider and stupider. I need a thousand coins
so I can do whatever this is. It looks like I'm sliding into first. Sparta. Okay.
Ah. The bouncy blue balls, into a gigantic-- what was that? It's like a drilling vehicle. Oh,
I'm-I'm literally pinned to my own knees. On the plus side,
I have a fantastic ability to touch my toes now. All right.
Let's do a nice light kick here. I just want to see what ha-- that's what happens if you
don't give them enough mustard on the kick. All right.
Let's try the orange there. Yeah.
Slide down nice and s-- Pfft.
What an incredible showing of flexibility. All right.
Let's-- how about the yellow. There, perfect. I really want him to hit
that blue ball right there. Excellent. I love it. Yeah.
Down-- Full speed. Okay. That was a nice skull break
into a couple of legs going out of my mouth into-- I don't know what that was. Oh, now I'm just--
I was just getting like a calf workout. What? Wow. The bladey things
are getting really large. Ow, ow, ow. Oh, yeah.
Oh, this is perfect. Oh, this is-this is infinite points. Oh, no.
No. No, no, hit me up to the side. No. Ow.
Yay. No. I'm stabbing myself with my own arrow. I love how there's
just a random stop sign back there. It's like, "No, Gray, don't." "Shut up." Okay.
Oh, I lost my legs. I didn't know there was dismemberment. Oh, I wonder
if because I'm much smaller now I can-- oh, never mind. On the plus side,
I can finally buy whatever this is. Oh, it's a flying kick. Right in the lower back
or the top of the head. Uh-huh. Looking strong so far. Okay.
Then we have the alternating beaties. I'm pretty sure I just ate that one. It's filled with fiber and destruction. Okay, a couple of arrows
to the rectum then blow up. Hey, we got there. Jumping kick, down every step. Is that a chain gun? Whoa. This board goes
like all the way back to the start. I wonder how many boards there-- oh my God. From the kick, off
of the staircase, get shot in the teeth. I love brushing my teeth with bullets. All of my little strawberry jams
are flying out of my body. And upward,
take a couple of arrows to the knee. It's not a big deal
because I wasn't planning on being an adventurer anyway. And we're onto the next board. Oh. I feel like this isn't fair. What other vehicles can I buy? I kinda like this one. Oh, you can pose the guy in the vehicle? This is obviously the area
where he has the most production. Go. I love-- I keep thinking that I'm supposed
to run someone over and they're always just stopping the vehicle. Did I just get kicked
in the Achilles tendon by my own steering wheel. From the front, there. That gets you some fantastic high. I just got kicked in the face by the wa-- I'm getting murdered by all the pieces
of the car that followed me. I'm waiting for the wheel
to just land on the back of my-- there it is. All right. Big hit. I think I'll try him
at the back of the car next, but this is great
because you end up getting just hurricane-murdered
by all of the pieces of the car, you know, and the rest of your body gets blended. There's nothing left of me. Come on.
Hit that last one. Yay. And all that's left is like one kidney. Okay. So now, we get updates
and now I get a weapon. All right. Let's just start with
what I've got before I get to upgrade all the rest of them. I love how I don't even really need
to buy different vehicles because it just gives me
a different one every time. What does the gun actually do? Oh. I got hit in the rectum
by every single piece of the vehicle. [groans] Wow.
Passed that one really quick. Ow.
All right. I wanna know what this other weapon does. Oh, yeah. I love how I don't actually hold it
like I'm holding a gun. I'm just holding it
like I'm holding a banana or something. Oh. Get all the way on the back. Yeah. There we go. All right. Let's go. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes. Oh, that's-that's fantastic. Hey. Looking good so far. The only problem
is I got hit so far that the-- my car is not even anywhere near me now. Ugh. How does this wheel
always find me? Oh, this looks like a scene out
of something I may have watched one time on Netflix. This dude's like,
"I already beat the squid game." And she's like, "Well, yeah.
I took taekwondo now." Boom. Okay. Nice saw blade there. Then, of course,
the explosive, like violent-- [laughs] the explosive violent
a Hulk radiation canister. I'm not even sure
if that's how that works. What is going on? Why am I just floating? I mean, I like it. It's just kinda weird. Ow. This stuff is literally heat-seeking. Oh, we got to go with the flying kick. I just feel like it's
the best out of everything. Gonna get kicked in the back of the head. Perfect. Okay. So far, so good. I still have all my body parts. So that's important. Oh, I completely missed
the explosive canister. Now, I'm just getting to eat
all the different parts of the vehicle for breakfast. Let's go. Ugh. Oh, yeah.
Oh. I love it when I get-- when the-- when my own door plays
the drums on my skull. I didn't get anywhere for that. All right. I may have to put myself
like maybe further in the front. Actually, maybe I just need a better car. This one has a gun on it. Does that mean anything
or does it just look cool? I don't know.
I'm buying it. Okay.
This gun [chuckles] is actually in a very precarious position. This car's like, "Today, you will get to experience reverse diarrhea." Go. Oh, the gun just kinda like flies off. There goes the-- oh, the gun- the gun is coming with me.
I get to keep it. It and I are such good friends. Oh, yeah.
Oh, we're getting big- we're getting big points here. Yeah. There's nothing left. All right.
Looks like a pretty typical level here. Just gonna start with the kick
and then we'll get to do some full-contact skiing. That's nice. That was right in the spine. I do appreciate that. Now, I would like something
to explode me here. That would-that would be- that would be best. I don't know
if there's anything around for that. Getting shot in the back
of the head by an arrow. That's spectacular. Ah. All right.
A little sawed. Nothing-- no canisters exploding. Huh.
Woo. Plus it's color-coded. Ah, there we go.
This dude's like seriously-- she's like, "Listen.
It matches my dress. Get over it." Onward. Okay. Big bullets. And of course, I got hit
by literally every single thing that I was carrying in my car. I'm pretty sure that
my entire family's luggage set beat me to death. Ow.
Had to get that last hit in, huh? All right. Now, I'm expecting something good here
because there's no- there's no vehicles or anything. So okay. A couple of slides. It's actually a lot like being inside
of a Mcdonald's ball pit circa, you know, 1991. I think those are gone now
because everyone ended up getting stuck by people's used needles or something. And the car out of--
was that a Batmobile? The fin of the Batmobile
actually ended up murdering me too. That was an easy three stars. Oh, yeah. All right.
I'll buy it. It's a smaller gun
but maybe this is kinda like a-- oh, hold on.
Let me put him-- you know what, like go right on the top. Maybe this is like a Men in Black thing
where it's a really small gun but it's actually insanely powerful. Oh, it's double guns. Yes.
Excellent. Just got stabbed right
in the butt by my own car. That went deep.
It almost came out-- ouch-- almost came out of my mouth. All right.
You're gonna need to do better than that. This doesn't make a lot of sense
but I'm doing it. Give me this car.
I had good luck with it. Plus, again, this gun just-- I always manage to get hit by that gun. All right. A couple of saw blades,
my body gets completely split in half, but somehow I still
can't get that third star. Let me have this. I might have to get a better gun. Moving back
over to whatever this thing was. Or I guess I could just drive
the car a lot slower. I got shot so many times
I don't even think I'm gonna get to complete the board. Yeah.
I'm just chilling out here. What happens if I drive really slow? That doesn't really appear that slow. Oh, I killed a guy. It has to be a positioning thing. Maybe all the way in the back. Okay.
That is not where I put my ragdoll. You know what? Obviously, it's working out just fine. Mm. Nothing quite like the feeling
of having my internal organs used as a pair of bongos. And we're gonna get the three stars. What could go wrong? That's a perfect place to be on the car. You get hit with like every single-
every single bullet. Did I lose both of my forearms? Well. All right.
Never mind. That was easy. Didn't need those forearms anyway. Ah, the old triple stabber
in the butt, love it. Wow, that's a lot of explosives. Seriously, you had to miss
every single time with every arrow. I feel
like I had better luck with this girl. I also don't know what happens
if I kind of like lay up a little bit on the stoppage because we-- There's a lot of blades here. And I really need
to be able to hit most of them. Ah, see, there we go. Like a triple hit on the one blade. Down the-- [groans] Down the snowboarding slope. Why is my body convulsing wildly? I wanna be like a medical professional
on stickman anatomy at this point. Oh, my ankle's inside the gun. Ahh. [laughs] She was like balancing me on her head. [laughs]
That was actually kind of wild. All right.
There's the stoppage. Everything's happened normally here. I-I don't really know
how that last one occurred. Come on, I'm getting
so close to the three stars. Just give it to me. Ahh. Give me all the arrows.
Give me all the arrows. More, more, more. Yeah. I will take every arrow
in the rectum for this win. Violent colonoscopy. Go. I also have enough money to finally buy myself like a new car
or something. So I can't wait until I get to that point. Well, we beat that stage really fast. Gravity and I,
we've had so much fun together, but now it has betrayed me.
Ooh. Okay, first saw, second saw, very good. Now, gravity is
just completely inverting itself into the spine, up to the top of the head,
a little haircut right there along with most of my skull. And fi-- There's a long board. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Yeah, if you're gonna massage me
with bullets, yeah, a little bit to the forehead,
I get headaches. There we are.
How did I not get that? I need like one extra cut by-- All right,
or I could just miss all the saws. That's fine too.
What was that? That wasn't there before.
Ugh, ugh. Okay. All right, we're almost at two
stars before I even start getting shot by the minigun, so that's good. There we go.
Oh, yeah. We're gonna get it.
We're gonna get it. There's no way we can't now. Yeah. I can't believe I've come this far. Is that like a baseball bat sitting
in the back of the car? I don't care, I'm buying it. I bought this car specifically
to die faster. Ow. Ugh. Yes, gun, my best friend. Come with me. All right.
My gun abandoned me. Oh, yeah. I wanna be on the-- Oh, can I not be on the thing? All right,
I'll be all the way in the back, I guess. Let's do most,
this is like right in the middle. So I don't know-- Oh, it does murder her
in the middle, okay. Or she just loves
the taste of the drill bit. There we go. That was like barely enough to win,
just because I wanted to know what would happen. Oh, this is great. That was a fantastic idea. Yeah. The entire like, uh,
the entire stack of the engine is just violating as well. Oh, okay. Come down the stairs very slowly. I think I just got pinned to the wall. I didn't even finish
the board and I got three stars. I'm like really good at getting hurt. Pretty normal so far. Nothing-nothing exciting here. That was a gigantic blade
that I completely missed. And I think the arrows
will get us to where we need to go. Ow.
I'm cosplaying as a porcupine. Welcome to the final board. As you can see, I went ahead
and purchased whatever this is because it's the biggest gun,
and this because it's the most amazing vehicle. Nothing could possibly go wrong. My parents said I should have went
to college, but they were wrong. What? Oh, it like, shot me ba-- [laughs] Seriously? Okay, let's try that again. Okay, how about, uh,
how about here, like midway through. Go.
Pfft. Maybe I should get my character
to the front of the vehicle. I can't believe I'm having this
much trouble dying here. Yeah, just go-go
to the farthest front you can, there. That-that looks good. This-this-this should be fine. Go. Yes. All right, got the exhaust system,
uh, you know, up the wee-wee there. [laughs] Okay, all of the blades.
Oh, yeah. Now, we have some arrows still falling. I've already got it. We've already got it. I just got pinned by every single arrow. I'm stuck on the wall. How many stairs are there? And I'm pretty sure--
Oh, where's my door? I was hoping my door
would end up pancaking me as well, but finally the three stars
to the vinyl end with the best car and the best weapon. And this is why I should go
to college and major in getting run over by exotic cars. Hey, folks. Hope you like this episode
of Stickman Break Ragdoll Bone. Until the next time.
Stay foxy and much love.
