i completed this impossible citywide stunt race and this happened

all right we're checking out the only game that can literally choke you to death with your own regret oh my god it's gta oh jesus well i asked for pain and i found it supposedly this board is a titanic pain in the ass and i can see why i have no clue how the hell i'm supposed to make that jump and i haven't even started the board yet i appreciate that if there's one type of board i keep getting suggested it's horrifying cursed boards that have no reason to exist in this world supposedly nine out of ten dentists agree that doing this board will make you chew on a package of nails until you die from it yes oh my god this is also one of the longest boards i have ever done it spans the entire city yay for terrible ideas oh hey a wall ride sure this won't be that bad at least they gave me a good card to do this with all right go up the tube of testicular pain okay oh god i appreciate that right off the bat the board creator has shown me that i cannot trust anything they do i was like ah tube no big deal and all of a sudden i got my freaking oh god i'm still alive oh you have to turn around here too you bastard that's okay i remember the agony i had to go through the other time so all right i gotta use this to whoo i gotta use this to knock me the other way basically and boop oh hug the wall please this is an amazingly evil board you've created okay go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go oh god there we go damn it i'm not gonna lie this this particular obstacle is like a giant piece of cancer what you have to do is go up this way and then barely boot this but boop it just enough so that you don't go spiraling like this oh come on man i'm like ah satan so we beat again he's like i never left gray all right now that i made this i just want to make sure i don't screw this up because that would make me very very very sad very sad just what i wanted another turn me around bored i'm really hoping that there's not too much after this a nice checkpoint would be nice hell yes from here you get a decent opportunity to see just how incredibly annoying and large this board is that's fine though you can't spell pain without grace no places do this all right now this see appears to be a very long lower intestine that you have to go down uh which means i'm pretty much just waiting for the other shoe to drop oh my god you've got to be kidding me what a landing that is probably the farthest platform landing i have had to do that is also canted and on an angle okay so i have to figure out exactly where the hell i'm supposed to eat to be able to do this okay that looks that looks really good that that right there is a strong yeah oh i screwed up oh let me test your pool water bit come on come on come on come on come on come on come on oh no no you bastard there's one thing i love it's a foot and a half foot long agony dog okay i think the pattern here is to lean back for one second during flight of course this is also a very difficult angle to hit right heat lean back lean forward almost there you're gonna make me bring out the control pad for this aren't you i believe i can die one of these days i'm gonna land right in one of those parking spots well here got it what you gotta do here is the lsd wobble okay and then at the last second bear slightly to the left and ah the g-force levels like trying to leave the atmosphere i can see all the houses from here oh the meat just got heated oh sweet jesus i'm so glad ah that there was not another platform to land on all right we're two what are we what are we doing what is this oh oh it's a wall ride okay well i say that every single wall ride so far has been hideous looks like a fairly normal upward slanted wall ride okay and uh-huh oh god into a please don't bring me back into the tube of agony man it really likes doing these corner turns i'm not gonna lie this is a um is very long jesus wall ride okay seriously how long is this thing i've been doing this for like oh my god a minute oh no no no no and a half so far i pretty much know the pattern that it keeps trying to do to me you needed all the speed i know in a lot of my episodes i say what they need to do is like when you're almost to your end goal they need to screw you over that's exactly what this board does i had to wall ride this damn thing for like three minutes straight and then all of a sudden it was like hope you kept all your speed all right how many turns has that been i don't actually know i got it perfect landing like the nimble ballerina i always end up crippling myself uh which way you're supposed to go i i i guess this way yeah this looks fine all the tubes okay and onto a very innocuous platform oh yeah there's a um there's checkpoint over here okay checkpoint and then the three-quarter pipe into a wall ride what do you know hey my old friend here ruined my life again the wall rides like do you even have to ask some long ass wall rides this board has what are we doing what are we dealing with here this is one of those sheer climbs this is a sheer climb isn't it oh god oh no it's a climb with a bunch of freaking humps i can save this i cannot save this i thought it was just a normal wall i was lied to one of these days a psychiatrist is going to be like gray you seem to have trust issues why do you think that is well it's because people give me an gta board and then they put a bunch of freaking jumps in them stop with the jumps and sticks the landing where even am i all right here's what we're gonna do we hit these jumps i gotta flatten the back end of the car out so it doesn't spin out on me uh okay here we go and jump flat now nice jump flat now perfect jump out good i have no idea where i'm going where the hell is this taking me yes grab the chunk point baby i'm gonna do the other one backwards yay okay now we have another pipe into a i'm going to break my neck and a totally controlled downward fall as you can see wait for it i've got this under control just watch there it is perfect landing into a yeti boost oh are you kidding me right now holy crap you have to get inside of one fourth of the area okay in order to get speed here hold on let me try something we're gonna go upside down come down this and then what way does it shoot you out ah crap it shoot you out the other way okay upside down and then before we hit the ground we're gonna start canting to go right side up and then epic edie launch and then slow slow slow slow so guide it guide it guide it guide it guide it got it and by bullseye i mean i probably just caused 150 000 body damage but checkpoint okay so now we that is a very very tight wall ride see i like loose wall rides this is a very tight wall ride see how tight this wall ride is oh i'm not gonna save this god after i'm done with this i'm gonna have to gargle with some scotch here we go oh no it's a tokyo drift style wall okay so i need way more speed coming off of this onto that wall there we go that should do it and oh great we have a transfer of co of course we do why wouldn't we there's that ballast in the background looks like a giant pez oh that's part oh my god that is not even close to perfect man that was like studying for 12 hours for a test and getting a d-minus hot never mind hey i landed it yay do i need to be here i mean i feel really weird because i think i just circumvented the board but there is a checkpoint right there like i did do this all right all right i'll do it the right way okay there's the perfect landing if this drops me off right where i was it does this actually brings me right where i had cheated too this is how much i love you guys into a i'm pretty sure you're supposed to ah i'll do a couple of flips because i can sticks to landing i was gonna say i did that because of how much i love you guys okay is there a transfer here no it looks like a straight wall ride which is great i'm a big fan of that i do hope that um the perfectly straight wall ride continues yes this is my favorite i am slightly concerned that it goes the opposite direction the other way oh penis it's a reverse board and this is bad laying in the pool laying in the pool laying in the pool landing in the pool landing in the pool damn it so close all right ranked up oh so close physics can suck it yeah you wanted me to do that the right way screw you look i did the other one the right way i had i wanted to get to cheat at least once and see if i could make it work on this board and i totally can oh i went up this the wrong way okay so we're gonna have to do it this way there we go i have no idea where this ends oh this must be the wiener tube weiner tube i've longed to meet you that sounds terrible all right now we are down the weiner tube again a totally controlled fall if you will uh yeah we can do this backwards whatever and then we'll not do it backwards that's fine too checkpoint what the hell what can i choose either one does left or right matter is there gonna be a boost that shoots me off i feel like there would be i'm picking left because the last time right lied to me and it looks like left is fine yeah i don't know so far so good i'll take it checkpoint okay so now you have to do the tube but backwards okay no big deal here we go the spiral of pain it's a great tourist attraction this time of year okay oh whoa oh you have to do it the other way now even though i cheated it i actually have to do it the opposite way it won't let me it won't let me out of this okay you passed i hit the boost like 400 times i thought i had gotten out of it but i had just gotten out of like part of it whatever where's my boob that was a late ass boost i was right there give me the boost give me the boost okay i think the boost is only on the bottom half wait i couldn't just suck two it's more likely all right fine i'll try it on the bottom half whatever okay it's definitely on the bottom half okay how about that huh this board is i thought you were gonna cheat me the last time huh would make things 20 times harder thanks a bunch okay that is a real pain to pee hole i do not like where these boots are all right and then i need to yes okay perfect i was gonna say as long as i have enough space to actually pull up everything would be just fine please tell me that there's no more hey you get to go backwards areas again ah looks like we have a checkpoint into a low-hanging tire into a i don't know a yi platform yes it is a platform with tons and tons of holy god sticks the land [Music] um light body damage there's no way in hell i'm gonna make this i totally lied i might make this give me all the pink fruit roll-ups yeah i'm gonna do full flip here we go full flip and lands on the tires for the checkpoint i i don't even know i think this is the direction i'm supposed to go i'm actually not 100 sure it was kind of the next way that i saw so if not i guess i'll find out in a minute okay so go here and it looks like you have to go into the tube perfect fly around the corner fly around the corner great speeds oh you gotta do a full circle then a wall ride off the wall ride into the other tube perfect boosts i don't know where these boots are taking me i don't actually know what i'm supposed to do i'm just gonna keep going and hope that it's the right direction oh and we have a without twitter god wow well i'm gonna go to the doctor now because i'm pretty sure i'm going to be urinating blood after doing this board anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode till next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

Views: 913,814

Rating: 4.9656506 out of 5

Keywords: gta 5, grand theft auto 5, gta 5 online, gta5 online races, gta 5 online stunt races, custom races, stunt races, gta 5 skill test races, best gta 5 races, gta 5 races, hardest gta 5 races, gta 5 hardest stunt race, gta 5 hardest stunt race ever, gta 5 hardest race, gta 5 mods, gta 5 ramp, gta 5 mega ramp, gta 5 super ramp, gta 5 noob pro legend, gta 5 noob pro hacker, graystillplays, gray still plays, greystillplays, graystillplays gta 5, impossible challenge, wallride

Id: MzpajcqMEJk

Length: 14min 26sec (866 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 18 2021

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