when lightning splits the earth in half

all right we're checking out the only game where you can one punch man 7.7 billion people completely out of existence it's solar smash solar smash had a gigantic update that added a bunch of really stupid things that you can do to the planet which is exactly what this game is supposed to be i like how before we had space worms like a space cthulhu and now we just have the shadow of one punch man like the ghost of one punch man's past just less festive and more deadly just because i know people are gonna ask we're gonna start off with a bang i'm pretty sure you have to start every instance of torturing all human life on earth by blowing up the sun and allowing everyone to cook like they've been put inside of a planetary microwave so there you go i'm not never mind i was gonna say i'm not gonna lie it takes the earth a long time to understand that it should be blowing up now there's also a new planet it's basically hell i finally get to give the devil his just desserts after he ruins my life every day in gta and happy wheels as usual i'm going to combine all these things in ways that will probably break my computer then i can use my youtube money to buy a new one and then continue the vicious cycle so i noticed there's a brand new rocket here uh in order to test it i'm going to use florida as you do reason being because over in florida we have a natural very high tolerance to radiation spf is basically made from our sweat and tears i'm not gonna lie i figured since it was the last item on here that was going to be pretty impressive to get 102 million deaths for one single explosion in this game is pretty oh [ __ ] okay uh the numbers are going up kind of okay everyone's dead i didn't know that the rocket went from completely limp to incredibly potent all in one shot it's one of those rockets that's a lot bigger once it gets in there wait a minute can you like do a lot of these oh yeah oh yeah let's just hold on i need to slow time down so i can get more of these out auto clicker go uh yeah it looks good did about a hundred of them so if ever there were a point where this game would probably cease to function this should be it although i'm not i gotta say it's actually handling it's handling 100 planetary explosions pretty well there's a bunch of other stuff too over here back in my day we just had a ufo and a planet destroyer now there's like a circular plant destroyer and then a very wiener looking planet destroyer i generally i gauge everything by oh you can change the power first things first everyone's gonna get killed with pink i'm gonna start this on one how high does it go i shouldn't have asked oh hey i unlocked an achievement when this game got updated they reset everything so now i've only killed 54 billion people gotta bump those numbers up all righty let's take a look at what the non-phallus looking planet destroyer does well i call it a planet destroyer maybe it's just going to give the planet like lasik or something okay it's it's it's literally giving the planet lasik i was kind of kidding but now it's it's happening the marianas trench wasn't good enough the aliens came and they're like your trench is stupid let's fix it how deep is it not 130 miles deep rookie numbers when the hell does this end what the hell is it legitimately just going to cut the entire earth in half i have to sit here through this until the earth gets i mean i will god it's like the hydraulic press channel or something it just costs 3.6 billion lives every time to make a video imagine if some plasma torch youtube channel was i don't know like plasma torching a marble and this is actually what was happening i played this game in somewhere else in the universe the civilization gets a lot lighter okay clearly we need more of these there we go oh yeah now we're doing it oh jesus perfect somehow the planet is still alive i'm not sure who got the top and who got the bottom portion is florida's still around you're damn right it is well let me see if i can make it real quick tic-tac-toe board out of this oh yeah it's like cutting a a mandarin orange for your kid's lunch someone's at the galactic grocery store and they're like how do you like your honey baked earth thinly sliced man the earth finally gave up jesus okay now i'm curious what does the five get you oh it's not wider it's just deeper that sounded bad but it's realistically what's happening all right weiner laser there's no editing for this so it's your time to shine bruce willis godspeed man oh it is it's a planetary drill hell yes i wish i could make it a little bit girthier but i mean you take what you can get oh it doesn't really know how to go on a straight line either it kind of just does whatever the hell it wants you know what it needs friends all of the planetary bruce willis is go there you go the earth went to the salon it's just getting an exfoliation oh hey here we go they're exiting out the other side it's kind of like shooting the earth with a really big gun but the bullet is on cocaine was a little barrier thing does this like block the bad stuff all right let me see what this little sad shield does [Music] it's trying to penetrate my shield actually the shield's holding up pretty well i'm kind of curious like can you stack shields and stop cthulhu from you know harvesting the souls of all the people of earth i had to wait a second because cthulhu comes out really quick okay he penetrates through the shields reels back now typically he he's oh all right australia you're the only ones without a shield so you're my test subjects can one barrier stop a space cthulhu yes it can i just realized i was over here by the missile area and i totally didn't figure out what the hell this [Music] it's like a minigun australia is the only place where you can torch half of the continent and only 24 million people are dead i know that sounds really bad but watch florida for two seconds here florida boop three times as many people i can literally draw a face across australia and not even get a billion people i think it's because everyone lives right around here i didn't mean to do this but i gave my happy face like a tongue sticking out now it's either dopey or vastly inappropriate i know i know i gotta give it a nose hold on there you go one of the big questions i feel like everyone would have is what the hell is this so i'm going to give it a shot as usual on florida i is it actually going to be like one punch man punching the play it just straight some punches the planet for 1 billion deaths hold on can i summon him like a hundred times and just punch straight through the planet oh yeah this is how you power him up and when the smoke finally clears our boy has punched completely through the earth and i don't know what this is down here the earth has like a perfectly formed pair of testicles i'm not really sure why this happened when the deific rocky balboa was punching through the earth so can the spf barrier protect florida from the the razer erratic punch of astrological proportions here no the barrier does nothing against this guy what the hell it can stop cthulhu but it can't stop discount unity asset one punch man okay now i was kind of curious exactly what we're dealing with over here i mean there's no one alive mainly i just want to see if the uh the inside of the planet looks delicious like good enough to eat if it's particularly oh all these little things are their own entities heads up i need to get inside a lot faster now kind of just looks like a radioactive cadbury cream egg i don't know how but i completely missed my opportunity to activate my thor powers i'm not really sure though what lightning can do compared to black holy sh this isn't lightning what the hell it's like an earth-sized 12-game shotgun how the hell are five million people still left alive okay now i need to slow things down again and see if there's a any kind of oh my god oh yeah might as well get the poles too right there we are i'm not gonna lie that looks pretty bad hold on here there now you could have the uh now you can have the full cinematic effect if there's anything left it's gonna go to the highest bidder i think there's like uh maybe eight or nine floating little planet chunks that we may be able to live on okay that number's dwindling there's like eight now seven i think like five and this is what we're left with it's basically like the uh the poop corn kernels of the universe hold on let me just there's no reason let me just clean this up i just realized you can change the power of the planet destroyer can it get any more powerful it was already destroying the planet it was only a two okay i'm just gonna double check that this thing still evaporates all life on earth maybe it maybe they kind of watered it down you know it's like the diet planet destroyer i mean it's still looking pretty bad yeah everyone's still dead at a two i'm not really sure why they had to make this any stronger i mean regardless there's two things we gotta do turn the beam pink and crank it up all the way all right i've abused florida a lot california you're up let me see what the with the pink punisher here does charging up my laser like i said everyone dies anyway to like the regular one i mean i can crank it down all the way and see if people can live okay it still looks pretty everyone still dies the only difference is people die deeper here okay hold on hold on let me let me bring this down a couple notches how low does it go 0.5 florida test it sad planetary laser half off sale go and we have connection uh it still looks pretty freaking bad and everyone is still dead so oh i spawned another one wait a minute auto clicker you're up again oh hold on let me slow down time well as many of these as possible you gotta do it after all you know what the hell i'm gonna spawn a couple things here might as well maybe they can kill galactic one punch man copy here we go no like half them aren't even looking at the planet you look at the planet when you punch it okay that should be enough random crap here we go most of the lasers are just going through the middle because there's really no core left anymore and i appreciate that the little tiny bit that was left just the few particles that had survived the cacophony of stupidity had to get blown up even though they probably didn't get touched by the planet destroyer i just need to check something machine world has the impenetrable barrier that you have to like beat to death before you're allowed to kill anything inside can you punch through this or or is this a an instant stop okay the barrier did absolutely nothing so now can you like can you punch the core directly now that it's exposed it should be a perfect alignment punch the goddamn core yay well done you did it just because i was curious i had to go to like a place where there's two different suns and i had to find out if you can blow up both sun so you get like a two for one special taste my meaty laser okay it looks like the secondary sun can't actually get touched that makes me very oh never mind it totally blows up too i think i just got a super fast achievement that said like 10 planets destroyed hold on how many deaths are we at my god 144 billion people now we're talking i like how you effectively get levels at destroying people's lives great i'm a level six psychopath okay so now i'm really curious what happens if galactic jojo like punches through the sphincter of cthulhu i don't actually know if that's cthulhu sphincter it's just the only hole that he has on him right now i think i'm aimed up perfectly too and there's the right cross straight up cthulhu's ass and it does absolutely nothing the only thing it did was make everyone that cthulhu took with him more sad before they ended up going straight to the nether realm how many people were sad about a billion okay how about a space worm can i punch a space worm okay the space worm is really slow all right you gotta pick up the pace buddy okay the space worm god it's like on ghb or something can you move a little bit faster you it's a straight line to earth there's no reason to do all the waggling the earth isn't going to be there by the time you get there you are making this go much longer than it needs to be the earth is currently wearing goggles goggles where it got double fisted okay here we go now this is a real punch nothing how about the lightning can the can the can the lightning from the emperor do anything no now that i know that you can summon lightning inside of a planet there's a pause button too so hold on i make a little bit of a hole right here you know right in some of the best vacationing areas near me then i pause and then i go to the category 2000 hurricane over here and i just you know randomly click a gajillion times does my gajillion clicks register all at once i'm just gonna click for like five minutes and see what happens hold on i'll be right back clicking intensive eyes alrighty now that we've done our thing it looks like a another dimension is slowly opening inside of the earth um okay everyone died at once at first there was like one billion people that were dead and the other six billion people were like we're not gonna be last in this race i think what's interesting is i'm pretty sure that part of the earth will still be left okay now a lot less of the earth is going to be left i thought there would be a bigger chunk than this now it just looks like a half-eaten piece of pizza crust there you go the only thing that's left is an alien hand giving me the middle finger i was hoping that the minigun would do something to the space worm but all it's doing is like feeding it it's like feeding one of those dollar goldfish that you get from the local carnival that's gonna die in 30 minutes anyway on the drive home the space worm is just like that it kills like four billion people and then it just pisses back off into the universe welcome to terraformed mars otherwise known as elon musk mark now the one thing that this game always hated is when i made a nice pocket here okay follow me and then we put the explody testicles inside all right you want a good amount i would say i don't know 40. you don't want to pack too many in otherwise it'll explode on you all right now we get the slenderman version of armageddon going now he should line up pretty much perfectly with the bombs and this should start a chain reaction that will more than likely destroy my computer i mean it'll also destroy you know terraform mars but the whole purpose here is to torture the graphics card as much as humanly possible okay clearly that was a low punch but god damn oh my god it evaporated him he didn't even like duck away he just disappeared i didn't think he was killable but he clearly is the last little bits of his uh i don't know his essence i appreciate that that explosion happened and still there's 700 million people left however that wasn't enough to graphically glitch out a square from the middle of the planet well this means i've gotta close things up over here but that's fine there's nothing like throwing a bunch of moons and then also starting a bunch of lightnings oh the lightning is starting inside of the hole this is incredible more lightning in the hole shove all the lightning inside of the hole emperor palpatine would be proud he's like good release your hatred oh we're making the dark side proud wow it will lightning strike all the way from over here i actually clicked on this trying to destroy the moon that i had thrown at the planet but it didn't give a [ __ ] about the moon at all all the rest of the lightning is completely confined into my little sphere of total human anarchy i like how the moon passed through here and it's got like one small pimple on it it's like a typical day in grey space now i need to know would a legion of these things die to the sun exploding this is like the last big question that's on my mind so there's the legion crank this up make it pink obviously destroy the sun sun goes boom and now everyone here that's pissed off at florida has a choice to make do you stand around and backhand the sunshine state and possibly get skin cancer or do you peace out clearly plunging florida was their number one priority i know they're leaving so quickly come back i need to know i need to know the super nova does anything and [Music] now just typical day on the beach well i'm gonna go ahead and leave you with 7.7 billion people that aren't being tortured by me anymore anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of solar smash till the next time stay foxy much love

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Id: JhJMBLHcY1g

Length: 17min 8sec (1028 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 06 2021