i completed this legendary bottle flip challenge with the greatest throw ever

all right so we're checking out the only game where one of the bottle flips you can land indicates that you get to eliminate your wife which is the win it's happy wheels starting starting things off with a bang here in happy wheels i do appreciate that some of my statements are becoming areas that you can land on such as get penetrated there are areas here that we must of course complete one of which is epic i do also want to eliminate my wife but first you got to start somewhere it's slightly concerning that there is a very large spear pointed directly at my rectum so what happens if you like bounce it this way [Music] i'm the best man first try and i get penetrated good for me now i know that this looks very painful that was actually a packet of heinz ketchup that i keep in my pocket all righty over the wife or not yeah hey okay now that's good but i still need the epic i'm not counting you gotta be kidding me this is gonna be a great day i feel like this is better than okay uh there's still one more that i need to get here [Music] okay who wants to tell me what kind of bottle flip this is because i feel like it's almost better than epic i've managed to flip on a 90 degree angle okay that's it i've done something that is that i can probably never replicate in my entire life i have flipped a bottle into specific area to get caught between these two items man i'm feeling great what's next hello and welcome to impossible bottle run impossible little tom hardy and i will be the judge of that all right tom get your science projects ready because we're about to find out okay part of you is about to find out how impossible this really is okay all right what i felt like that wasn't hard enough i have to oh my god oh my god oh none of it has to do with anything it's all offset okay this bottle run might very well be impossible but i'm never gonna give up i'm never gonna let you down i'm what the hell where what what is happening where am i going what the hell is this i i don't know what this level just did to me all of it is invisible where am i supposed to go what the hell what did you do for this level it's all just invisible ramps where am i am am i going to heaven or am i traveling to hell how long is this bored oh this is what the hell was that what happened okay i love this a mind just randomly falls so strange this is why i never pay attention to weather in florida the weather man's wrong 90 of the time this is called gray still plays pogo i'm not expecting this to lead to my death oh see it's a lie you can live through this there's this little secret area all right just dodge this okay this is a little bit more concerning um hold on if i just kind of back up a little bit like oh god i'm not dead i'm just resting now that you went through the trouble to make this secret area i have to know don't touch the mine don't you touch the mine keep your hands off the freaking mind good job my ass almost touched that mine you saw it oh this is this is as far forward as i can get okay this this nope oh my pogo pogod oh i lost my helmet this is so bad i told you doctor i'm pooping blood is this bad oh oh i guess there's literally nowhere you can go on this bottom part yes no worm your way over worm your way over i don't want to lose it why do you keep going toward the back there i can't even screw this up at this point oh really um i mean is there anything for me over here just a there's a thing it was literally just there for me to die all right we're pogoing i found out where the end is see i'm a non-violent pogor that almost touched my head [Music] look at that blade in the butt now you know how it feels ellis oh oh holy balls talk about distance don't put the blade in my nuts oh my god i almost got my head taken off by the fire for the mine look at this skill okay now as long as the blade stays in his head and not much in his head and not mine we'll be fine and yeah this is a long pogo i feel like there's a joke to be made here like someone's gonna someone's gonna say oh great is that a sigh in your pocket or are you just happy to see me no it's a sigh it's not my pocket though it's in my ass all right just i'm teabagging this guy with my sigh [Music] where did i die from okay i want to let you all know something i have managed to have not just one but two different sides of my ass skill oh australian man you have a sword in your balls now you know how it feels i didn't even do anything and bob ross killed herself like the devil threw a pitchfork at her oh the devil is florida man [Music] all right i wanna i have to take it i have to bring her with me it is it is legitimately impossible to get through this board without having a sword go up your ass this is not a pogo board it's a rectal sword surgery board our asses are connected by this friggin sigh come on how did i do this god this board is harder than the other impossible challenge boards let go yes [Applause] [Music] that was legitimately the most difficult pogo i've ever done this is what was that what just happened this was called gray still plays agony if you play this level you and tom hardy will feel extreme levels of pain well diego and tyler payne is my middle name what happened down here by the way oh it's a hidden area oh hey i think i can win this heads up little tom get out of my way alcohol azzab oh what the hell it's a fake it's a it's a fake all right it may look like i'm just a torso on a bicycle well hell i'm pretty sure little tom hardy was fine who knew ah okay all right all right just yeet over the mines like it's no big deal okay so you can't go this way how about here okay a little bit of katana ball tickling never hurt anyone no i'll never give up never give up speed i understand that i got blown apart like mr potato head but i did it so is there is there a real level here or how does this what do we do okay oh i see all i did was basically like cheat the entire level that's nice this is called the gray still plays descent into hell descend into hell first all right can't go off that way i mean you don't have to tell me twice ow epic amazing hey oh oh oh my god oh you got to be kidding me i ricochet off here ricochet off here here here is a real pain in the ass board you made just rest there little john wick mommy's coming after she beats this board all right now jump down here i know that pretty soon that harpoon is gonna fly at my head but if we if we pop a wheelie at just the right time we should be able to deflect this deflection all right over this over this over this on man what what what what happened how come it's not attacking me what the hell you know what not gonna look again forcing them out here we go okay so the issue is that it's almost impossible to get to the end because there's a pair of mines that just sit there waiting for you okay i think i have a plan on how to get through this i have to jump off my bike and yeet i didn't hear any explosions where's the explosion you kidding me okay i need my child to stay alive for this all right we'll never mind that oh oh oh my bike is slowly moving my ass into the blades why would you do this come on girl come on get over there pull ups pull ups [Music] yes oh my god i've got a sunburn for being in hell for so long what was that you know what i'm pretend i didn't hear that this is called gray still plays christmas glass how festive little tom hardy's like daddy what is that in my lap it is a strawberry pie son let's go to daycare together oh i'm sorry i came here oh i might actually survive okay get rid of tom oh crap what is non-stabby that looks very stabby i feel like this is a lie heads up elf no presents just your kids santa can you help me break this glass please ho ho ho oh god that's right florida girl lube up my wheels all right this actually doesn't seem that bad so far okay if the other thing was non-stabby is this one stabby because it again it looks somewhat menacing stabby yes it is clearly stabbing oh it's in my balls stop complaining about your leg it's trying to go into my wiener oh i've got the pattern now i've got the pattern now uh-huh mary oh my god you bastard merry christmas now that i know that i'm getting a a samurai sword for my birthday in my face huh you people and your seeking stabby things oh ow it went for my neck and now it's doing a ddt to me ramp off santa nice i want a divorce little tom hardy's like where's mommy which part of her all right now if i can use this lady to get the stabby thing stuck into yes come come for the woman [Laughter] who's the smartest now stabby thing oh my god it's following me the stabby thing came all the way across the board for me that's not fair oh i'm so close to the end or at least i believe i am epic jojo dodge we have one last spiky thing to deal with bring it on maybe i can put the glass in the way and use it to protect me i threw it with the glass 1 million iq this is this is called gray still plays hell i like how everyone knows that i try and mention the name of the plays and because of that they're starting to have things kill me before i can finish my sentence okay straight ahead damn it they're getting smarter i saw this thing that would normally take my head off but they put an invisible one here too oh you wiley bastards all right there we go over this over this through here dodge the thingy do the full flip that was way easier than i thought it would be the fact that this was a real finish line blows my mind the only thing this said was i bet you can't beat this the fact that there's a glass pane sitting behind me means only one thing now if you're really good you can actually hit the front of your bike there we go i was gonna say you can use the front of your bike to slow down supposedly this is the longest bottle run ever made i guess you're only allowed to have a certain amount of things on the map and all of them are bottles except for like five things enjoy bottle running over 17 000 units of happy wheels level editor space there's nothing down here gray then stop making this area all right no tom hardy let's do this okay all right so far so good starting to lose some speed but it's okay oh my leg came off the longest bottle run is mine my intestines flew out of my body an auto bottle flip look at how skilled i am boom look at this oh bam bing they're all just being circled for screenshot purposes yes the crotch bottle flip baby winning this is called grey's ball i don't i don't even know what to say about that title like like a ball fall or it almost sounds kind of inappropriate since you put this here i have to know you have fallen right into myself promotion trap i'm stuck down here forever i can't even die correctly so it says not easy but it's possible go far right okay eat well i screwed that up right away all right i think i can still like thrust my body hold on ready you get like this and then you go all right fall down these balls right here lightly caress the level whenever i have a problem inserting myself down these balls i try and go head first and usually that works there you go see oh god oh that wait a second hold on i have an idea [Music] when you go so far right that you completely circumvent the challenge this is called gray's easy win why do i feel like this is a lie just wait here you say okay oh really it's the first time someone didn't lie to me this is another bottle flip it is said that this bottle flip is impossible i like that the person who made it was like listen it's impossible just let it be impossible no i like that there's one called easy god well i can see why it's so impossible your rocket is gone without it to protect you i'm coming blast that ass maximum heat look i know what this says but my answer is what soul oh my god this isn't even a bottle flip area i did it just go into the god of all gods area it went off the screen wow that's a real interesting one okay you see that it gets all the way over the heart so it's back here somewhere i just don't know where the hell it is oh and i finally got the maximum heat standing up yo oh push it in push it in [Laughter] oh we're supposed to break the bottle but it just shoved it in there well now that we've blasted enough ass hope y'all enjoyed this episode happy wheels until next time stay foxy much love

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Id: qASt5PRwYmU

Length: 17min 46sec (1066 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 01 2020