Cursed Comments #13

jf K stands for John for tonight Kennedy my guy just got stream sniped that's what it is what's up cuties and welcome back to the Late Late Show with thinks it's sad today we're gonna be taking a look at cursed comments uh-oh flawless strategy how to punish your dog flashbang in a regular bang also works to someone please Club the animal helpline normal type in Pokemon just means base verse just made of meats it's just a freaking animal I'm gonna be real if this thing can bleed I will never know peace again crispy on the outside chewy on the inside what's it gonna be next talking about me alpha being thrown into an oven with some herbs and spices on it stop Pixar be like we give every mom a wagon of an ass yeah Nemo's mom was Fick yeah that's why that Barracuda ate her she was to fig bro stay home if you sick come over if you thik ha i'ma send that to my mom I'm sending it to your mom as well why do I never see things like this when I'm stuck in traffic my name is kim yo-jong and I'm late for my first day of dictator knuckle I especially kind of cute I let her nuke me Digital detectives hackers find missing people for fun I found my dad while catfishing I'm very discord servers excuse me the perfect way to come across your father after 15 years of him leaving you as a child I hate dad what's done on busy on with the furries gloved hand emojis that's no nail polish that's the blood of my patients humans are made on beds born on beds and died on vets English teachers Oh let's write a one thousand word essay on this boys it's beautiful I was made in the McDonald's men's bathroom then you shall die in the McDonald's men's bathroom the police just turning up to the scene of the crime at some McDonald's bathroom this one wait to go out growing up with siblings started back bra bra still pissed and my brother trick me into trading my charged odd for Ashley Rattata when I was like five there are many hitman services on the dark web I wouldn't normally agree of executing one of your siblings over something but this is just unforgivable brah what if he missus incredible actually got a small booty but she keeps it perpetually stretched so that it just looks big I remember going to Magic Kingdom and seeing mrs. incredible shake that ass I'll need to find out that it was a man in the costume life has never been the same sometimes you just gotta appreciate that the boys can be thick as well okay Gambia I want to make new friends Senegal no brah who was the idiot to develop those borders I don't know Senegal looks like it took a big in its ass Bret this guy really got even look at a world map without getting horny control yourself please let's make a fred of really stupid superpowers i'll starts you can fly but only straight up you always know how many spiders are in a 20-foot radius but not where they are you can turn invisible but only while screeching at the top of your lungs you become incredibly good at public speaking whenever you jerk off just realized why podiums exist hello i'm kim yo-jong I'm 32 years old and I'm the youngest daughter of the Kim dynasty I live in Pyongyang my brother just died and today is my first day as to Supreme Leader worst of all I'm running late yeah opening noises ayo if she becomes the new dictator of North Korea me and the boys busting our honorary not for her and that is how we pay our respects around here okay what's the worst thing to say to the person next to you in the urinal oh are you gonna drink that or can I have it let me just like that up ah tastes so good okay so this guy posts an epic flex pics selfie thingy of him looking beef and underneath he says this hello I bet all you fat-ass nerds have never gone to the gym I could walk into your house slap your ass and sit on your couch what could you do about it that's right absolutely nothing guy you may be gym fit but I have the really hard strength of ten men and we'll go fool chimpanzee on your face you come into my house slap my ass sit on my freaking couch I will freak on you in a way that will mentally and physically scar you for life and ten seconds later I'll go back to [ __ ] eating my bag of cheese like nothing happened while you slowly die in a pool of your own excrement you know what you're dealing with buddy why do I feel like I'm reading a youtuber fanfiction right here this health blogger claims she's fighting off coronavirus by drinking pervs movies white people a what I'd be doing I'll save my family tonight I'll make it dinner I put special cure in it hope mommy likes it when you drive past an NPC and GTA in harem say whoa learn to drive vessel you don't even have to play GTA to do this real life moment penis owners of reddit's what was the most painful thing that happens your peepee sister got braces really sucked you know you get sucked stop saying she's my wife that sexist is Fric period hello everyone meet Lorraine she's the woman I freaked on the night of my wedding what am I supposed to call the other woman who I found my wedding then an uber why does Japanese make everything look so delicious I mean just look at this delicacy right here oh oh yeah I too enjoy cannibalism yummy there's only one hold on a penis should go into one produces there's free actually hen scientists there's over 9000 there's a category on an anti cold ice penetration Wow never heard of that one before but I may not even shout out no boys if you're a junior was like 90% chance your mum's called out your name during sex thanks for coming to my TED talk what else is she gonna go out while we have sex no chief this is not yet well this can't clearly has a sweet tooth it would seem this is actually my girlfriend's dumbass fantasy for some reason she thinks she's a cat during sex like I'm not suffering but this definitely reminds me of my constant disappointment with my relationship wait until she starts spitting balls of your pubic hair kitty black girls say daddy and Mexican girl say papi what the Frick white girls say punch me harder Kyle Brad hi guys a friend from roblox told me to search for one of calm and make an account I've really liked this so far search to roblox but found white characters just pushing it to each other my friend also told me to search hen site and this is really cool should be on Cartoon Network I would watch it all day I'm gonna go tell my mom about this cool app bye guys add me on roblox starboy 666 wow this is the kind of behavior they expect from a fortnight player but from a fellow roblox player this is just disgraceful that's the soak this kids mom doesn't look at it search history or um she's gonna be pretty bad a manual dating initiates video chats during this video chats he pulls eyes peepee and lowers the camera so that you can see the underside of his peepee and his face he stares down at you holding his peepee and smiling for an extended period of time not saying anything what do you do bring mine out and do the same maintain eye contact defecate a bed and make chimp noises to show dominance Stewart's little facts number 321 Stewart little once stole a steamroller and killed 12 preschools on March 26 2007 but had framed the Jewish woman for his crimes dude this isn't the place for erotic fanfics asar shower forts 95% of animal vocalizations Iver let's have sex or froth so technically your honor the probability is that my sheep consented I'm trying to smash a girl that works her bakery so I told her I like baking and tried to make my own sourdough and now I have a new hobby and don't really feel like seeing her later today Wow that is a masterpiece hmm that's for Abel as well when the bread be that good you just want to put your peepee inside of it relatable there's ed watching porn is cheating because it got girls in it who said anything about cows yeah man goats are fun anyways that's it for this video guys if you enjoyed be sure to our share bangarang by Skrillex on Spotify and subscribe to PewDiePie peace Sal much love [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 426,254

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Id: y-2gn-fI5PY

Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Sat May 02 2020