How is Twitter free? #26

so my dog decided to swallow a flashlights and this happens your dog is Iron Man now yo its Tony bark to get at Tony bark Tony Stark absolute comedy genius tell me something I don't know 2019 is the last year in our lives that will end with teen next up heh free tweets are saying reality versus Instagram next up we have a couple of old tweets from James Charles and turns out he used to be quite a big Minecraft fan hackers on hunger games make me so mad like seriously what are you even gaining out of that minecraft T sis why are all of the teenage minecraft youtubers so cute like wow I want one for myself to play The Hunger Games with all night yo James Charles for watching this 1v1 me my craft Hunger Games let's go no one rats in Europe in 1346 me eats dairy my small intestine just found out about guys that aren't loyal to their ego friends my grandma when I tell her I haven't ate yet the prettiest girls are the ones that drink water facts what does this mean and attach this tweet we have some texts maybe haha oh nice oh they're not interested that's what it means just found out racism still exists captionthis men using the go snapchat filter right now incorrect password reset password you cannot reuse old password me eighth-graders a white teacher reading page 42 of Huckleberry Finn third paragraph me knowing our next two reads and my paragraph have a cuss word in it becoming older than 13 years old was the biggest mistake of my life being born was the biggest mistake of my life honestly men will actually cry real tears over football but not at their weddings and until my wife scores of bullets header from a corner to complete a comeback from four nailed down awared our biggest rivals that won't be changing this is the official twitter page of a professional football club by the way caption this I'm asleep early tonight me at 2:00 a.m. nobody dudes with the new snapchat filter yo they got that anime girl swag huh I appreciate that brah it's 2019 guys if you don't have an anime girl as your profile picture what are you doing may finally turn 20 today double digits I suck at replying uh no you're just emotionally closed off from past trauma and haven't dealt with it in a healthy manner causing it to manifest itself in poor social and communication skills no lo I just suck at replying it's not that deep this guy sent me hate on Facebook so I told this mum on him she was friendly nice about it hello you don't know who I am but your son does I thought you might want to know the kind of messages he sends to women he doesn't agree with he sent me this because I wrote a review of a video game hi you stupid for SJW can you ever learn to shut your mouth and in this dude's mother replied by saying I am so sorry he's 37 years old and I'm so going after him he differently has problems I will straighten him out this would be understandable if he was 36 or younger at 37 he really should know better toddler walks up to me says hi in smiles toddlers mom leave the man alone me it's always I love you 3,000 never I'll transfer you $3,000 tried having while listening to Drake ended up putting her clothes back on and helping her get back with her ex everyone who works in customer service should legally be allowed to fight one customer a year and attached to this tweet is an image saying this as a last minute resort me and my sister went to the subway to get 60 free foot long subs for my grandson's confirmation party and had to wait for over an hour for the subs ridiculously long waits and the lady who took my order seemed really annoyed of me 1 star review yeah I can see why this dude wants to fight people now 10 year old rapper lil tay announced his summer comeback tour howard the sponsors backwards in Crayola next service guy tweets out an image he captured from facebook and has said I'm always thinking about this you're just depressed because you stay in your bedroom all day instead of traveling the world cool mom depressed in Egypt I think we need to come up with a term for these type of facial expressions message from a landlords don't cook meals in the kitchen Anestis landlord messaged him saying please do not cook a big meal in the kitchen because if steve allen went on many times stitching just to eat and warm the food away one the food what it doesn't have capacity to cook for everyone just try to use it on smart way basically this is a dining area not for cooking real big meal as you use it at your home thanks that message just space complete and utter sense guys imagine paying to live in a house okay and you're not even allowed to use the kitchen to cook food or should I stay to eat and worm the food when you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious this dude on my Facebook constantly posts these obscure biochem memes and I wish I could understand them alright let's take a look at a few of these memes then enzyme active sites allosteric site substrate non-competitive what is this seriously I can't even pronounce whatever that word is at the top of the screen stop Andy gem patrol here CDA Plus show me the latest oh dear I could just guarantee there's gonna be someone in the comments going haha I understood those science memes bro so easy I did that back in like eighth grade they try and flex on me bro okay I dropped out of school twice anyone want to eat eights and go from URL to IRL anyone vanos snaps pregnant women you either die a hero or live long enough for a picture of your to leak online me checking my homework before I turn it in his ass is not reading all jokes aside he is it's called speed reading West some readers who practice this could go above 1000 words per minute with almost 85% comprehension there are also competitions and clubs for this as far as I know wow I've never seen anybody take a tweet so seriously miss will you please let me private message you please ma'am when you're at a wedding and your little cousins start doing fort night dances there you are in your mid-40s divorced unable to see your kids working a dead-end job your life utterly sucks all this because you didn't retweet that one post you saw 26 years ago I said you had five seconds to interact with it ah man this hit to be real hard bro like when you're scrolling for the Twitter timeline and all of a sudden you see this tweet saying you have five seconds to like' and retweet this otherwise you going to have the worst year of your life and you're going to break your legs tomorrow it's 2019 and people still homophobic having my ass off who the is afraid of houses what's a toxic trait that you have I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until I end up being late this is the most important part of the morning got to get my mind right before I physically get up I actually relate to this tweet on a rather painful level for example said I've organized to meet somebody at 3:30 p.m. I wouldn't end up leaving the house till 3:30 p.m. like whatever time I'm supposed to be somewhere is when I actually leave and it just makes no sense and I don't know why I do I'm just late for absolutely everything yeah ain't it that's also why you were late posting how is twitter free on a monday shut up hashtag Met Gala just found out that my favorite Eagle has a boyfriend Pizza should be a vegetable what me judging all the Met Gala outfits even though I wear vans jeans and alternate between three different shirts all the time if she sends you nudes on androids you get a refund don't skip the gym today you're fat all right called a grandpa settle down mate next up this girl tweets our video of her washing our hands captions I'm shy this is ariana grande washing her hands weekly reminder of my overbearing amount of swag Tony we need to distract Thanos the Holy Trinity for a second now for us watching an advertisement for full night Battle Royale like yeah bro look at this brand new emote in the fortnight's store guys only 800 feet bugs bite right now kids or fan OHS will eat you next up Kim Kardashian tweets out saying mourning texts and attaches this image of Kanye texting her this year life married with 4 kids get people out of jail cover a vote go to church every week of your family dreams come true Kim saved her husband's number with his name Kanye but one week into a relationship and your boyfriend's name is my destiny go you better put some heart emojis next to my man's name me dancing to James Charles apology hi James here I'm currently traveling abroad and just woke up but I wanted to sit down and make a video addressing alright I think that's enough Twitter for one day anyways guys that's it for this episode of how is twitter free I really hope you guys have enjoyed and James Charles 1v1 me bro that'd be great but jokes aside guys thank you so much for supporting this series honestly means the world to me and aside from that guys don't forget semi your tweets are faint it's sad if you're feeling extra nice you could always drop me a follow but you don't have to it's cool just tag me in the tweets that you want to see featured in the next episode and if you are new around here I'd highly suggest to each of Institute a house Twitter free playlist and sit back relax and watch the other episodes you guys are the best have an amazing day and I'll see you in the next video much love peace [Music] [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 724,425

Rating: 4.9231315 out of 5

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Id: VKsR2flSzBU

Length: 12min 2sec (722 seconds)

Published: Sun May 19 2019