How is Twitter free? #59

Xbox in 2010 versus Xbox in 2020 super junior's hey what's up guys how you doing my name is fainted and welcome to how is Twitter free the series where we take a look at the funniest tweets from all across Twitter comm let's go oh my god when you accidentally watch someone's Instagram story 17 seconds after they posted it when you're drunk is Fric and start being friends of everyone [Music] introverted romantics be like I'm gonna find my soul mate but I'm not leaving my bedroom to do it breaking news after almost nine years together Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler have officially called it quits heartbreaking yeah my nightmare would be to spend my entire 20s with someone and not end up marrying them that she would really suck being into straight men is surreal one time a few years ago I had a guy over for dinner and he asked to help cook so I told him to half the cauliflower and when I looked over he was literally trying to rip it apart with his bare hands most insane thing I've ever witnessed wait is that seriously not how you're supposed to half a cauliflower since when they need to teach us these things at school I thought that was how you like you'd literally just to get your raw hands out I'm just fist it uncircumcised guys spending money on fortnight you worried about the wrong skin bro I saw you in a coffee shop yesterday wearing a pierce the veil top you're in your mid-20s I'd say 27 tops and yet you still dress like it's 2008 you want me to know your email the times have moved on but you've not moved with them you're not like the others [Music] seventeen-year-old discovers planets 6.9 times larger than Earth on 3rd day of internship with NASA ah imagine being this intern supervisor and having to deal with this [ __ ] his kid has got too much swag bro I mean most 17 year olds end up getting their first job at like a supermarket or something this guy's just like now I'm gonna get my first job at NASA and discover a planet what a guy college is literally just you your laptop and your water bottle against the world I consider page 2 of Google results the dark web no.1 me borders Frick to take my fish is for a walk I wish every pet owner was as good as this guy so considerate to think about your fishes like this sometimes they just need to go for a nice little stroll you know what I mean imagine tickling your girl and she start giggling like Seth Rogen toxic guys when their ex finally gets over the break-up but we're not stopping there we do have one more thing 2020 is gonna be a good year only 12 days in and I've already made a new friend and it gets a little snapshot message from grace here saying Harry you're really sweet but I think we should stay just friends yes 2020 off to an epic start next up we have a series of texts captions what I believe this is your birth control yes dude that's so good what's good that means I could just take once a day to be on schedule eventually when we hang out next I'll take that one ah okay I will tell you though I did lick it a little bit see if it tasted like anything that doesn't do anything to it I mean dude who hasn't had the great idea of trying out a little taste test on a birth control pill oh yeah that looks great let me just give it a quick lick here mmm yummy 10 out of 10 guys be six six and trying to be a lawyer my guy you in the wrong court defending the wrong people you're saying love is dead because Jeffrey star and Nate broke up but do I need to remind y'all about the best YouTube couple that proves that love is very much alive and well was it necessary for you to buy your son a Gucci tracksuit yeah [ __ ] what wait this is a teacher life in my frickin ass off yeah yeah copyrighted music hey I'm trying to get that bread though hey dudes be 45 on tick tock making fun of young girls like that time on earth isn't almost up you worried about the wrong tick tock I hate my school nice [ __ ] bro imagine just walking into the urinals to take a nice little peepee in school and then you see this guy what is his name shadow yo shadow is just like nice [ __ ] thanks bro next up we have a video nap from tick-tock captions the devil's been fed I'm crying this is what happens when you let boomers on the tick-tock out and I'm pretty sure one of those chocolate bars smack that kid directly in the forehead from what I've heard it's really painful to be going for a period so you could imagine how annoying it beep this kids chilling out in bed probably watching a new series of you on Netflix and all of a sudden you're 55 year old dad decides to pull up on you with the freaking iPhone 5s out recording you for take talk going but the Chucky and galaxy Bart your forehead Neverland see that was really funny and I'd give this guy the dad of the Year award okay so we got a pretty handsome guy right here who posts a couple of selfies saying I want you to remember how I made you feel uh please F me my husband doesn't have a Twitter please I didn't she later tweets out saying who sent my husband my tweet so he sends her over the screenshot of this and says babe why laughing my freakin ass off it's a joke oh my god I but that's not what you're telling people on Twitter I think this guy should probably break up with her after this despicable behavior I mean if I caught my girlfriend doing this which I said my non-existent girlfriend I'd have to ban her from consuming G fuel for at least two weeks as punishment you don't I mean and then even the original guy from the two photos who's looking like pretty handsome said who's snitched what a turn of events Grandpa Joe stays in bed for 20 years letting his poor family take care of him and not doing anything to help them Charlie gets the golden ticket grandpa Joe yeah probably gonna get my ass tubby right claim base hos they'd be flexing on me like my name is Johnny Jo's my balls are big and they keep getting bigger no please this will take a moment to just appreciate the fact that Grandpa Joe's chilling out in bed for those years acted like he was a default skin and all of a sudden your boy Charlie it's the big lottery and he's like eh I'm gonna go secure some Chuckie and then my guy grandpa Joe just finna get his ass how a bed like hey let's go boys it's been six months since I've joined the gym and no progress I'm going now in person tomorrow to see what's really going on yeah that could be pretty helpful I'm not gonna lie like actually attending the gym you might get some decent gains why people still making fun of the name Chad it's one syllable it's aesthetically pleasing my name is Chad and I'm nice y'all are just letting dudes named Preston go unchecked because Chad's and easy targets come on man Hayden Tucker give me a frickin break I never really fought about the oppression of all the people on planet earth could Chad until this point I guess they really have been getting flamed for like the last year for absolutely no reason from now on all Chad's in the comments section have to be respected I'm so sorry for what you've had to go through okay so next up our favorite twitch streamer V frog he tweets out the toes and the face and somehow we've been blessed with quite frankly premium content a free fee picks and a selfie I really don't know how Twitter's free at this point but there's something in these images which you may not have noticed but the guy Mike from impulsive definitely did notice it forget the toes what's poppin on the screen behind you shorty and if you just take a look at that screen hiding out there in the background it is in fact Mike himself from the I think impulsive podcast that's a pretty big flex to be honest I mean you see your favorite girl on Twitter composter selfie and she happens to be watching one of your videos in the background subscribe to fainted good news y'all when babies stare at you they're not just doing it because they got nothing better to do it turns out they do it because you've caught their eye according to a study via New Scientist babies therapy who they consider to be beautiful the baby gays all this time I thought they wanted to throw hands why am I like this how this is have 127 thousand likes tyke me and funny tweets fainted sad please thank you I really appreciate it anyways guys that's is it for this episode of House Twitter free if you want to subscribe to channel there'll be a little icon on the screen right now just click my profile picture sub to the channel also there'll be a video as well you can click on check out another episode maybe VY about it is what it is anyways I'll see you guys on the next one have an absolutely amazing day much love these

Channel: Fainted

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Rating: 4.9555731 out of 5

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Id: _0ZHsYKiUGA

Length: 10min 12sec (612 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 19 2020