How is Twitter free? #57

hey what's up my name is fainted and welcome to house to it's a free this series where we take a look at the funniest tweets on twitter.com and yeah pretty much let's get straight into it oh and join my discord what it's World War free and you're still getting left on read by your crush when you go to the store of your mum and she sees someone she knows and starts talking to them [Music] that little mouse eggs are my trippin I may not be the hottest but I've never posted on my Instagram then added my post to my story covered it with a sticker and then said you post and I stand by that right so Cristiano Ronaldo tweets are saying you always make me feel so special we have a nice little image underneath of him and his girlfriend just chilling out here I'm so poor that I don't even know what they're in yeah seriously what interior is this does anybody know any of you guys please tell me it looks like something Elon Musk is created but kept the secret my ex-boyfriend used to go out with the boys and totally forgot I existed now my current boyfriend goes out of his friends and misses me so much he has to make out with girls who look just like me to feel better wow what a catch this guy's you look outside your window and see this what are you doing oh my god oh my god frame my pokeball at this dude hey that's actually a pretty good plan of action nice strategy it kind of looks like a flying and dark Pokemon to be honest I think he could be learning some pretty cool moves definitely worth the catch my goal for 2020 current objective survive am i a joke to you McDonald's oh wow that looks so yummy mother-fricker got a mock chicken no wait look chicken and nice and small purr honestly voice McDonald's doing breath looks so bad this makes Burger King foot lettuce seem appealing next up we have this video captioned six new years with my queen six new year bro I've dead ass never even spent a single holiday with someone screw this bro pros of dating me I'll cuddle you anytime I reply fast most of the time I won't cheat on you I'm willing to mess up my sleep schedule for you I'll take you on dates binge watch shows together also you'll always be the hot one cons of dating me I'm really freaking ugly let's not go into 2020 being fools phone flipped over means either you hiding something or cheating you see this right here boys this is a crime in 2020 if anyone you know has their phone down like this be very careful no I flipped my phone over to let you insecure fools and I'm focused on you yeah let's be honest here boys just because somebody has their phone facing down doesn't exactly mean that cheating or they're like some kind of crazy serial killers it could just be polite the boys and I linking up in jail after refusing to fight in World War 3 - damn I going crazy or is that voiceover Pete honestly whoever this man is like so much like him and every time I see this video I'm just like oh my god Pete what's up man if we lose what will free this is why hey yeah I've got a bad bad about hmm yeah copyright music yeah yeah trip it chip in bobbin swaggin ah no but please ladies and gentlemen rise for the tick-tock boys that will be representing us in world war free in 2016 I was getting picked up from the airport at 1:00 a.m. and I said to my Eva driver sorry it's so late I hope this isn't the worst trip you've had and he goes nope one time I drove a guy to his ex's house to kill her and that's why I don't talk to Eva driver's anymore me when I see that mother-fricker that stole my crush in the second grade get drafted for World War three hey where we dropping boys I like this I like this a lot I'm not fighting for a country I have zero hos in Iran girls are hotter - Loki they're gonna be even hotter when the Hellfire missile hit no next up the overlords Donald J Trump weeds out this image of the American flag with 700,000 likes dude started World War free' by killing a leader then drop the flag like it was his Cod emblem i'm dead climate change is a real hmm stop taking private jets everywhere then that'd be nice if world-war free happens the Wizarding World is staying out of it deal with it yourselves muggles I cannot express how much I hate this freaking tweet man then you just hate muggles on Twitter they're so annoying Road I'm sorry that you don't quite understand the Wizarding World okay buddy Dumbledore is real but hypothetically if there was actually a Wizarding World and World War II actually happened then I'm not gonna lie it I should be pretty cool if the Wizards decided to pull up and be like eh what's good with the Golden Snitch and their homies on their broomsticks or whatever and just like cause chaos that'll be cool I think bring the wands to the gunfight new decade drink water I know it was tweeted from sprinkler as well makes sense I guess yo said 2020 finna be a movie yeah bruh Pearl Harbor January 1st 2020 is gonna be a great year January 2nd world war free is trending okay so next up this girl tweets out saying I don't even know who their man is and it's a pretty interesting text conversation let's check this out so this other girl message just saying delete your picture right now pardon I don't ever want to see your face in my man's likes again you could go ahead and block him too okay so you're telling me this girl's boyfriend has like this offer goes picture on twitter.com and then she's actively messaged I being like oh my god if I ever see you in my boyfriend's likes ever again I'm gonna free 60 noscope backflip 360 quickscope noscope your head off like honestly have you ever thought about the fact that it's your boyfriend who's liking this chick's pictures bro like if I upload a picture onto my Twitter and I'm looking super handsome I can't help if your girlfriend likes it it's almost inevitable because I'm not handsome like I'm sorry guys I don't understand the logic here 2020 is gonna be the best year ever sees World War 3 trending two days into 2020 ah and this was pretty cool the guy who actually tweeted this out said hey Fenian house twitter free question mark never been on it before so you know why not on my first banger hey I so awesome man what a great guy of course you can be on how is Twitter free my friend I saw that taste boys just a tweet with 20,000 likes and you can get on the next episode when I get drafted into World War 3 okay oh my god next up the funniest Twitter account on Twitter calm the boy himself fainted SADS out here tweeting texting my crush before World War II Ashley life on Earth is limited when we die that's it select me nuts inside you I mean brave world will freeze finna happen all I'm saying boys you better shoot your shot real quick and I don't mean shoot your shot from your weapon I mean shoot your shop figuratively to your crush as long as she is above legal age okay behave yourself hey you spelled stepmom wrong next up we had this video from YouTube titled time traveler from 2075 reveals World War 3 details yep boys we're freaked laughing my ass off China Russia or against the UK America countries very fast will kill nuclear weapons were used in a very limited capacity well that's pretty worrying ah posting spoilers unfollowed next up we have a tweet from the biggest Chad on Twitter calm morgg's what will free is happening be right back grabbing my TV remote i'ma go pause I ran Paul spoken yeah but let's be real boys this is exactly why the pause challenge was created by the FBI back in 1994 it's so the likes of morg Hudson could pause the Iranian government when it came down to the prevention of World War 3 epic oh my god World War II is gonna suck so bad what if I get drafted me and the boys our counters by plane to dear ready five blade inbound man if that video didn't give you some incredible nostalgia I'm sorry bro like black ops 1 back in its prime oh my was an incredible time bros back when Call of Duty was actually like the best game okay so this girl posts like a little flex pick here and I actually had to crop it out that you can imagine what's under there and anyway she goes how many rounds can you go my highest is 76 on kino der toten but that's only if I get Juggernog in a Raygun from the box early on angry tour toys sets house on fire on Christmas Day why are you looking like and I'll do it again bro let's do it anyways guys that's it for this episode of has twitter free I really hope you did enjoy and of course if you wanna get involved in this series tag me in funny tweets fainted sad and also please to subscribe if you haven't already and jump to the house with a free playlist and give me some juicy watch time Cheers I'll see you guys later have an absolutely amazing day much love peace [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 621,928

Rating: 4.9394064 out of 5

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Id: QRXnTWbvX5M

Length: 12min 8sec (728 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 05 2020