FUNNY TINDER POSTS #13

you must be an astromech droid because you are too good-looking and if you're lucky you might get the d2 oh damn that is a good one ten out of ten hey what's up guys my name is fainted and welcome to funny tinder posts yeah tinder posts are funny you get it let's go grass is green you're hot is never lets build a house and put our beds together oh my god oh my god be honest did you swipe for me or the dog 60% the dog okay but I don't think you're his type just saying you like Australia why's that cuz you're both hearts no seriously Australia's on fire and I just want to spread awareness Oh get on you I fully support this a cute Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings fan is everything I wanted a woman I am all of these things I read your bio and then saw the Hufflepuff robes and swiped right so freaking fast you already know if somebody's flexing the Hufflepuff robes on that's in the profile they gotta be a jock alpha male Chad imagine going on at in the day and your boy just pulls up in Hufflepuff robes he's getting that [ __ ] see who likes you yeah no I don't think that's gonna happen who's gonna be paying that like $10 a month to see who is behind that blurred image you'll never guess who it is Shrek girl you aren't a man unless you're six-foot and muscular the girl yep she's a big one all right she's mighty big seductively takes off Crocs shamefully puts Crocs back on this is what happens when you don't get replies my type is tall handsome has a mustache looks good in green can jump really high hunts ghosts is Luigi also birds are fake but whatever on the minute what's going on here silly why do her pants look like something fresh out bikini bottom actually those shorts kind of look like the scooby-doo mystery machine now I think about it what's going on here I made a meme to use as my opening message and was disappointed to know I can't stand pictures on tinder I realized you can't send memes here 10 minutes ago that's stupid want to try on whatsapp I know right I prefer insta that works too and any messages had this on Instagram you find a girl on tinder who likes memes you match of her she doesn't give you a number because you're a weirdo asking for it via mean wait she doesn't give you her number because you're a weirdo asking for it viral meme but she gives you her insta it got me bro oh wow this is incredible a woman using one of those boring company flamethrowers Elon Musk would be so proud right now don't worry I'm Pro VAX so you can shoot your shot by the way I'm tall I think that's what she's trying to say hey tall using a boring company flame fry what's next you in a Tesla she's incredible hi Mina I hope you having a great Friday in interest of standing out of its please choose from the following a fun fact be dad joke see cheesy pick-up line D name pun d my name is Ned PAH Noble good luck elementary my dear Watson I'll even throw in a story Mike Tyson was the toughest kid on his block growing up before going pro he used to run the streets a younger upstarts when to test him one day this was a strong kid Mike has seen him take down much older kids he'd the ferocity of a pit bull when asked how he would handle such a challenge Mike quipped oh he's me but I'm meaner well if that doesn't stand out to a girl on tinder I don't know what will true poetry right there it's a match oh my god what's this Andrea you match is she been watching Mike Chang Six Pack Shortcuts wow that's actually really impressive nice abs proceed with caution sarcastic [ __ ] I bet you're thinking oh no another chick with no full body pics it's okay I send nudes most past lovers will agree I'm a solid three point four out of ten but with the bell curve and proper lack of lighting I might be able to pass for a four which on the brighter side will only make you look better in comparison they love Jesus Christ and I can't even say it oh cool we got a profile here 33 years old goes to college straight woman free kilometers away seems normal but weights i gag on my toothbrush so don't get excited fellas she's useless I'm joking I'm joking hey you want to see my balls you know what the frig you want to see my [ __ ] let me guess you're gonna send me a chicken no no no no no not I'm gonna send you the real deal as you can see hey I think we had sex once in your dorm room at Harvard when we were like 20 high/low I know god I'm so sorry for that top bunk rip I got a studio now though I started from the bottom technically top now we're here top bunk oh my god I forgot that detail if it doesn't work out with me I have hot friends I can refer you to thank God for that it's always good to have a little bit of reassurance am I right boys should I say insurance yeah she's a little back-up plan you know if it doesn't work out I hate when you meet up with someone from tinder and she's not actually a group of five girls like in her photos what only one girl you gotta be joking me I signed up for five but seriously um sorrow TV please post more YouTube videos thank you okay so we got Emily 24 years old nursing 4 miles away great looks good every time we hang out I'll sneak a nicotine patch on you so when we're separated you'll go through withdrawals it's not the emoji I expected after that Emily please just stick to nursing okay stop this you're abusing your powers hey Lauren give me it's a fake techno I'm gonna put it up your Osun I won't take no for an answer oh my god go eh you would so stir because I would love to take a barf of you hmm suicidal hurry now only because you are drop-dead gorgeous now that right there that was smooth like Jameson whiskey speaking of islands best exports what brings you here hey what's up hi what you up to wanna smash me you super hot boy okay at first I thought it was kind of weird then I realized this girl's name is Moo yes move I mean that kind of upbringing parents I'd call that child Moo I'm not surprised with this kind of behavior on tinder I guess we got Luke town planner the University of Salford 21 miles away nice it might be the severe head trauma but girl you lookin good ah Luke you poor man I hope it was worth it for the tinder flakes if I flip a coin how likely is it I get head well depends on the coin how old it is the condition it's in and it's denomination most coins when flipped and caught in air have a 51 percent chance of landing on the same side from which they were flipped rather than the 50 percent most people initially think however most people when flipping a coin will invert the coin instead of a hand so one should always choose the side of the coin that faces down during the initial flip to get the best odds wait a minute what I guess you learn a new thing every day hello good afternoon how was your day today I'm having a hard time how are you I'm sorry to hear that do you want to talk about it I'd be happy to I'm a good listener tell me about it I'm confused I fought you wanted to tell me about it your heart time I don't know what you're talking about you just told me that you're having a hard time and wanted to talk about it no that's what you said hi sorry taking so long to text you had to file a complaint with Spotify for not listening to you as the hottest single this year this line would have been a lot more effective if you hadn't text my friend the same thing well they may have failed but at least they're getting a lot of matches because if they've also matched with this person's friend they must be doing something right what's your favorite movie hmm Brother Bear that's such a good movie so underrated you a haunted house my house is haunted I've never seen the ghost but my roommates always say they hear moaning and banging and rattling wait a second don't believe in ghosts I can't tell if you're being serious or if you're making a sex joke oh I get it we could pull a prank on my roommates they'll think they're hearing the ghost sounds like a fun prank tell me a little about yourself me damaged but adorable okay this could be interesting you gotta go here sales assistants goes to university everything's looking good I have sex daily I mean dyslexia even if we don't match I want to wish you the best of luck in finding whatever you're looking for don't let this stupid freaking app tell you if you qualify for love because you do Wow that's kind of wholesome although I can't really tell if this is just somebody trying to be an hour slash nice guy or a slash nice girl and you know just trying to smooth their way into getting extra matches but I'm just gonna I'm gonna assume that's just nice and wholesome really sweet thank you great post we need more of this on tinder oh my goodness me what what's happened here this is one of the best in the pages I've ever seen you know if I saw this I'd be dropping a super like instantly but seriously I want the way she's so scared of this bird right here what what's up because bad puns and word plays are associated with fatherhood's dad jokes males on tinder use pun based pickup lines as a display of dad material in order to increase their chances at mating is it really that deep anyways guys that is if this episode of funny to interpose so I really hope you didn't enjoy and of course if you did be sure to check out the previous episodes and subscribe to the channel and yeah I'll see you guys all in the next video have an absolutely amazing day much love he's

Channel: Fainted

Views: 382,390

Rating: 4.9498391 out of 5

Keywords: tinder, r/tinder, funny tinder posts, funny tinder posts #13, top posts, funniest tinder posts, conversations, messages, tinder messages, tinder conversations, tinder chats, tinder cringe, funny, posts, meme, memes, tinder memes

Id: 9Fu9a6V_wCU

Length: 11min 42sec (702 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 17 2020