The Best of TommyInnit 2020!

okay if you'd oh just killed a woman feeling good what was that is that in the courtroom does that go in the book thank you all for 4 million subscribers this year has been so surreal for me and i can't thank you all enough these are my best moments from 2020. they are so funny i am so awesome if you enjoy then please do subscribe i really thank you all so much to anyone that has subscribed seriously thank you and enjoy this video [Music] is this really a fight you want to have i reckon i can oh jesus christ pokeman's gonna join the call and wilbur's gonna go oh wilbur's gonna go hello hello pokeyman before we begin i want you i want you to ignore tommy in it hey pokeyman wait you want me to ignore you no no no no no no no no please please it's nice to meet you thank you for the yellow because yellow could pass you up 25 more seconds behind behind behind she is falling she is a woman and she is falling you must kill her sorry sorry sorry i keep looking he just really doesn't want to be called a simp man phil how do i get married because i'm i'm in the mood to get in the mood yeah i reckon tonight's the all i do night i do is just stare people down at college that's not i intimidate them until they love me that's not how it knows 15 lollies or pencils [Music] tommy that will be 70 dollars hey did you know if you arrange the words in goggy it spells orgy what does that mean it doesn't someone just told me that dark block on top oh [ __ ] wilbur help wilbur help me this just must be so awkward for you based on the stories you've told me all of what with the stories of what stories about about hello pokemon all i want in life is less parkour and more stabbing is that is that very much to ask i kind of like parkour of course you do yeah yeah maybe i'm a bit of a passive what do you know what that word means tommy yeah i do i do [ __ ] do you know what that word means oh i do is that a woman yes yes oh my god no freddie you can't say that you can't say that hell no she ain't single oh no that was her boyfriend oh my god her boyfriend is there oh i'm going to jump on him oh jeez bob i'm sorry oh jesus bob okay trampling him his face oh my god look at that body stop jumping on him with your [Music] he's a crazy child look at me go well oh wow bouncy balls bouncy balls [Music] well [Music] [Music] don't you worry here you can have the phone oh thank you hey thank you thank you you just said i can have the food man look look why but that one's no no no no no no don't kill you mr halo okay i'll give it back man you don't let's not be trigger happy around here man i'm just saying chat i'm not sure about this guy wait am i muted no you're not no no can you all leave please i just want something about your aurea smells so much of body odor oh maybe for dreams what do you smell like sam nut i smell good really what do you smell like i smell like your mother's perfume why would you why would you buy the same perfume as my mother can we please kill wilbur yeah let's [ __ ] bone him whoa i heard that i heard that phil i don't like what tommy and it's saying i just heard it yeah i'm a bit worried don't i'm not here phil i'm not here phil all right all right what does he think he's gonna get you [Music] wilbur [Music] why why why no boning no i won't bone you but i'll throw away my ball thank you this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] up this is yeah you try and bone a guy and then he stabs you what the hell what the hell man no stop it please bro because we want to do this now we'll stop it i'm not going to bone you wilbur look at me in the eyes the last thing in the world i want to do right now is bone you [Music] i don't want to talk to the child anymore let's go to the nether what is marriage fraud marriage fraud is where two men get two women two [ __ ] anyone gets married and then and then and then they fall apart and then the other one listen to about the other one probably as a knife or some [ __ ] and then what they do is they go and rob a bank together as frauds marriage that's that's not me on top of me yes pokeman you wouldn't murder someone would you come on i would never i just stopped you i saw quackety and dave go into a room yeah dave i was with you did you even swipe your card did you swipe your card i swiped my card did you did you swipe your dick tommy what i would gave i was with you for half that getting pokey mane okay i don't know i don't know cool tommy is obviously the other impossible it's you said you watched dream right and then i said you watched george not found and you went and you went who is that that's just not found lanny stay away from him especially if you're 13 year old you're 13 years old aren't you yeah yeah definitely stay away techno and then leave wait wait i have an idea now he can't breathe what the [ __ ] now we can't breathe just help me just help me stop being ourselves well but the longer you keep me in here the more offensive i'm gonna get so about who's your least favorite woman i've left i left you've written a novel i haven't i don't even write essays i have my college yes i do tomorrow i have my college essay due tomorrow what time is it boys thank you all so much for watching the stream oh my okay okay as i'm sat there working away behind me henry uh the quite loud but he seemed very lovely fella started singing and i went okay we're singing while you're working man i'm literally right behind you i really appreciate i'm trying to write an essay here and the words he sang were and i [ __ ] you not sat behind me he went you're in her bed but i'm in her twitch chat i've got the key but you've got the doormat chat what is up it's me wait wait wait how does this [ __ ] be yo it's me why is the camera so what the how tall is this [ __ ] it's me the dirty crime boy oh knives knives knives knives you've got the knives oh my god oh my god holy [ __ ] man when you open the door all right i've got my knife oh wilbur you [ __ ] up oh wilbur go on give it a go give it a [ __ ] die all right i'm gonna i'm gonna kill him no but you got you need a hammer so if anyone doesn't know my friend will like wilbur as you would know him he does music as well as youtube and one of the his upcoming songs your new boyfriend the chorus lyrics are that what he sung but here's the especially interesting thing is that those lyrics have only been heard in one place on the internet by that time one place only my stream yo what is up chat let's get some subs this isn't even my [ __ ] welcome hey oh i know what i have so guys guys i've actually been vlogging uh let me just get my phone i've been vlogging look i've been vlogging because i'm a vlogger i'm like georgia not found but better what i'm thinking i do guys hey guys my vlog gun let's unbox this [ __ ] i don't i'm not sure i'm allowed to shout in here but i'm gonna do it anyway welcome luckily i don't have a knife with me anyway so look i'm unboxing i'm like wilbur hey guys how do i open it we've got it my vlog good george how many girlfriends have you had gordon tommy maybe like one or two what were their names why did you break up with them tommy these are these are questions sorry sorry i'm sorry okay how do we know you're not lying what's your tummy [Music] why do you keep committing suicide hey guys hello sorry about my absence i am packed with [ __ ] he goes hang on a second you look like that british guy that dream plays minecraft with and i sit there for a second like holy [ __ ] this is it for me he looks at me dead in the eyes and go you look like the british guy that dream plays minecraft with george not found [Music] and i thought what the [ __ ] so if you didn't know dream uh the the youtuber my good friend plays minecraft with two british people george not found and me i've heard you're pretty good at minecraft i'm i'm good at minecraft but 1.8 is not my cup of tea so you're acknowledging i'm better than you probably better than me yeah was it uac style what's the style yeah yeah i agree dream i am better than you at minecraft you're probably gonna win no no i'm probably not i'm i'm pretty rusty right you're rusty yeah i don't want to lose though because then you you earn lots of money and i've already donated more than enough money to women on the internet i only use this when i'm vlogging now if any imposters come in i can shoot the [ __ ] out of them it says wilbur all right ah hey guys this is the wilbur thing isn't it tommy you're gonna hurt yourself i've never felt pain hmm what if i shoot okay this is my vlog gun you're gonna get him evicted and what let's get my other vlog girl and then he finds this will with the mirror i'm like holding a gun like this and he goes yeah you look like that guy and he plays the video and he goes oh yeah you sound like him as well i go and he goes ah oh yeah yeah you do there we go and then he looks down at his phone and he looks up at me and he looks down at his phone and he looks up at me again and then he goes wait i go yeah i bought this from an arcade wilbur actually doesn't know that i've came in this office i don't think what the yeah hey hey no it's a lot it hey hey come in what do you want where's the camera what do you want [ __ ] i've got a gun oh hey what the [ __ ] what what the [ __ ] i'm gonna shoot you [ __ ] what what what how did how did you get my wallet what what it's not that it's funny [ __ ] let's go serge what are you doing yeah yeah yeah very good yes bob awaits you tommy he can't come up with oh he can ah wait i'm breaking his ribs with my chair oh that's that's good that works do another bash for me thank you you're so loud let's go to the red rabbits vc as toxic as you can no no not like that i thought you meant you know i don't want to be rude you know i'm a guest here tommy don't do what you're thinking of doing i am a dream word on the street is you're getting very angry no where have you heard that from i straight apparently i guys he knew he was making up rumors he knew i was making up rumors he knew i was just lying come on no no no stand here remind the block nothing happened at all oh wait oh get in the trap get in your own trap no no i haven't prepared a trap no wait wait wait there's a nude man are they breaking me i'm jumping here what no oh you just killed quickie well i honestly he slipped and fell you saw it right i didn't say anything i didn't see [ __ ] turned a blind eye let him slip and fall right unfold yes hey tubbo you saw him slip right you saw him hey double my friend yeah okay dream please can you wipe this pokey man she wants in for me he's excuse you wait can you open the door for me i'll step through the glass oh this is the this is oh my god this is my least favorite scenario oh well well let me out of this room full of knives first of all i'm scared of myself oh god oh my god tommy it's happening to me it takes another victim you want me to take off my armor will that make you feel this does not lower you can't really go from a lower threat level than zero if i'm being honest you have a second trap prepared no why are there minecarts how is that gonna kill you man [Music] i want you to go in please tell me how that's gonna kill you i can think of many ways don't throw me in don't throw me in the the convenient trap in the in the truck it's no trap man are you kidding me okay okay no i can't kill james this early surely right surely let's just follow around big j big j money surely i don't kill him i can't be known as the man that killed james charles immediately or maybe i do maybe i do maybe he's not going to know right he's not going to know tommy's right here with this oh my god how are you going to die in a well you don't want to get in the pit yeah if you're so brave you're good in there no i'm not brave i think i've made that very clear oh get in the pit no you no go in the pit techno why would i want to get in the pit why wouldn't you huh because this is friendly when i was a child boats killed my parents oh my god i will not be giving any clues but i just want to know whoever did it and i know who it is you're homophobic oh my god i think bad boy just called you a [ __ ] i think you just got me oh i'm gonna put this in my compilation you you [ __ ] up i can't believe this oh my goodness they're all calling me [ __ ] in it now because of you bad boy halo i'm never gonna stream again wilbur what good news and bad news did you just buy a woman i've got you a woman bad news she's american so you know [Music] she is american [Music] she does she's twerking on me wilbur she's twerking i don't quite know how to process this well she is wearing a mask though but alas she is also american cabo yeah meet ninja yo what's up who am i talking to here man lord the lord what would you like to would you like to join somebody what is it excuse you i praise the lord okay oh i've got his heart on me oh i've dropped it oh it's going to have all grease on it now tommy that's a lung toilet i'm more of a gamer than a doctor what are you doing i just hope he doesn't have a wife that's blake [Music] just so you know i never even thought about killing you hey james by the way i just wanna i'm not homophobic please don't i'm really not sure how to recover from that first of all i'm really saying that's not i'm a photo i'm really sorry about that i mean it just all the stars are lined you know tommy did you did you kill anyone that game i killed james yeah he killed me language i'm taking this sign and give me all your signs no okay okay fine i'm just taking that one okay i'll craft more right now [Music] instead of killing the animals why don't we breed them shut up you're so weird you are so much vegan tommy what is that tommy what tommy tommy what are you [ __ ] doing tommy stop i'm making it look nicer how was i ever going to find this one place these scatter that right now no no yes listen you can't boss me around now redstone's fine we're a community the commune does not need diamond blocks on the walls yes it does nobody don't understand anything just let me be my own man you're acting like a right beta male right now can we just pretend tommy isn't here everything tommy says is is non-canon god i hate you i'm a good goddamn decorator don't shoot me you're gonna regret this pal shoot me one more time [Music] oh wait no okay fine i regret it i regret it has anyone ever told you a very pog champ for that pokemon actually oh wait listen you're being awkward again if i hear awkward one more time you sound like uh alexander washington you sound like washington please don't go silent after i say something are you talking to me yeah yeah i was i sound like george washington yeah you said one last one more time call me that call me say awkward one more time and you know it's taking a lot of my brain power to focus have you okay have you watched hamilton pokey i actually haven't how many times can you how many times can you fail this three times how many days just glide got some ice here hey hey hey cold that was a pun for you oh is that a pun clip that clip that clip that and put it on twitter but don't tag me because i i won't see it hey need a leg tenno alpha male is non-negotiable oh well it's gonna have to be do we just stab him now oh my god it's negotiable how is that not negotiable pull out your guns uh guys change it back you have to type the tommy you change it guys this doesn't feel very uh get in the [ __ ] toilet you were big you were a big religious man lev uh yeah yeah you know man i uh i believe in a higher power man and uh was raised raised yeah so don't shoot me please we're not okay let's not go in the call with it there's a lot okay this feels awfully similar to another smp i was done i've been here before right hello chad dream all he knows is the lord i like your hair is that your hair [Music] say sorry wilbur say sorry for being a dick no [ __ ] you oh say sorry for being a [ __ ] no oh fine fine guess we're just not going to get along down here did you just make more diamond come hang out text [Music] i mean that's kind of a long story i guess oh that was awkward we have a lot of time for you to tell the story [Applause] [Music] oh i think it might be a game changer i am not bringing the chords i'm not bringing no i really did i guys please can i tell you that it's really respecting me right now i think i might all right it's fine type the blocks in your hotbar then ctrl c and then get control v whenever you need reminding that's kind of what can i do i'm not mad i'm calm we're in first place right now i don't know if you guys are in the last stream this woman is cool i'm not dating anybody poppy i i'm staying single no the poppy at the end it's really good that's what i said and then i got wiped up yeah i'm very worried you're becoming too much of an egotist recently tommy what's that mean uh you're very full of yourself now i am it's because i'm great it's a minecraft do you want to do any questions for my youtube videos you don't want to you will would you like to yeah wow this is myself please stay away from me question for you who would win in a fight you were a zombie me from what man on [Music] [Music] 20. minecraft than that is that i don't you what yeah mine crashed it you're not the meat the meat what what's the meat i really don't understand what you're describing i don't know oh i found a house i found a house oh yeah village a village i claim the furthest one the one with the sugar cane extract you can't click rudy this isn't something this is my cat no no oh really i beg to differ i just got full iron from there oh that's what i thought [ __ ] now rudy whose house is it now i beg to differ i have bread okay pit can we call it epic trap guy with you just it doesn't matter what it's called i think it does treat you of epic uh it says here condition five techno blade must be referred to as an alpha male at all times signed by tommy in it original that doesn't count the treaty has been signed hello my friend hello vickstar hello again how did you end up here tommy you guys where should i put where should i actually put what do you make of this vic uh left side of the screen just james please be i'm trying to speak to vic vic what do you make of this corpse why is your name that i'm putting that inside out isn't dead inside so that's why i watch history you got the mouse yes yes yes bye bye [Music] do you know techno blade no you don't know take no blades you don't know who is this guy you really don't know tennerlage would you win in a fight [Music] hey wait listen listen do you know george not do you know george not found what do you know george not foul [Music] do you feel better than me when you run quicker than me yes okay well i want to remind you you're not better than me i'm definitely better than you how are you better than me tell me how all right let's get tommy two minutes until dream brings you subscriber count three two one i'm better than beating you in every duel in one point i'm better at youtube than you obviously that's not true why is that not true it's just not well i've got any evidence i have more subscribers how what was the time on that what was the time on that i went on mutant said two minutes until dream brings up subscriber count you baited me into it that's not my fault you you said that what the [ __ ] oh classic case of the hammerhead that's a dolphin type thing you know it's rain oh no you wiggle it off oh that's a dolphin it's a [ __ ] shark tommy that's called a oceans are oceans my friend i'll tell you that much welcome to my water vlog yeah [ __ ] i don't know how much time left fellas just stop shaking the boat to vote jesus there are so many sharks in this water fellas boys gents the plan was not simple but the execution was perfect i don't have much time if you're seeing this if you're sick if you're seeing this just just add it to larry i need him tell him tell him he has to continue the channel if you're seeing this if you're seeing this time dio no no i won't go on that no no it's not it's not i'm doing it if you're seeing this who should i who should who do i need to if you're seeing this ah wilbur will be just now just know wilbur even though i was meant to come and meet you tomorrow i know i died let's see i'm gonna stand up now you're ready fellas oh i'm gonna do it please i'm gonna do it i can't balance one you've got a balanced about the front facing camera on the back one you've got a balance okay i'm standing okay i'm standing no no i'm going to stand you ready you ready yeah go look at me oh i'm a man we go up to anthros and we go hey aunt and then we just we take him in as a mandatory worker or or an s to the l to the a to the v don't worry tube i can't spell that but you know that you know that what you spelled slav did i no s to the l to the a to the v to the e don't worry tobo you won't know what that means because of your uh i don't want to yeah you he just likes it you know it's kind of mean why is he's very okay about it he makes lots of jokes don't need to bow oh oh okay i think he's throwing it down he's flying away off he goes oh no leo's after him off the leo into the sunset there you go the blade has ass ended the blade has ass ended his eyes ended if you didn't know chat to vote has dyslexia well we'll come to the nether that a will will fetch them [ __ ] what the hell you're lucky i don't take knock back or else i would have been toast see wilbur this is because you're being an [ __ ] is this a dispute of power i smell here well but i'm you're pissing me off so i'm the only reasonable thing to do is piss you off nice portal you got there tommy how are you getting out pokemon you know you know i have a quote booker tommy in it no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no just what about you no here it is from september 2020 she answered me she answered me pokemane answered me i am a man now oh my god i barely said that i barely said that don't know puberty answers listen i'm comfortable talking about a lot but i am not prepared to discuss puberty in front of 75 000 viewers with you pokemon goodbye oh and it's like i don't know it's fine i mean it happens to the best of us yeah it doesn't matter it doesn't happen the worst of us she just said you're a child what the [ __ ] she's younger than me he said that you're younger than him okay but he's still a child he's like a year and a half older than me like what does that even how does it feel to be a child twister tristan no no no no take that back take that back i can't i can't take it back i'm sorry okay how are you um you know i was better and i started speaking okay okay [ __ ] we can we can have we can be like this if you want they will but yeah what what guys how's the weather down there oh nice nice trip the worst ways i know a [ __ ] wanker start penis isn't technically a language listen we've had this talk now if i okay if i'm a doctor and i'm operating on someone's if i became a surgeon and had to operate on people and had to refer to their body and you were going language language how is that going to reflect how they'll fire me on the spot that's they'd fire me on the spot and they and they maybe some inches i need i need some food too i'm actually starving shut up squid boy oh oh you want to say that to my face buddy i just did i literally just did that let me change my skin i'm poking me right now oh no no that's fine that's completely fine you want me to be pokemon all right wait wait i have a question tommy are you tier three sub to me everyone has mute up now i've got biscuits all right it was for a marble it was for a marble months ago i didn't want to i really didn't okay i mean we might be screwed here not because of the mangas just because of pokemon i'm a fan of bees wilbur i'm a fan are you yeah good lads i don't know i always used to sit and watch them in my garden i just think they were interesting creatures there was we had a lavender bush and i just used to sit and stare at it looking at the bees would you sit in the grass thinking no i it was like on a little stone path i'd say like the top bit it was like a staircase bit but i think if only i could mind control you i'd be so powerful that's all i'd sit and think and one day and one day i will gilbert's being a [ __ ] i'll give you i'll give you my point of view and then tommy can give you his right so tommy took all my diamonds and then he started scattering them around my base saying look i'm decorating and i said no don't do that and start taking them down he got angry so he started attacking me and he's now trapped under two pistons and he wants us to let him out but we're not okay no filzer he's really antagonizing with that wilbur shot me first shooting someone yeah wilbur shot me in the face filled with a bullet and i went how will you're so mean i accidentally trapped myself in between two pistons and i can't get out please help me how did you manage that i don't know one thing led to another and now i have to look at this i'm [ __ ] trapped filzer what do you think about cats bamboo halo i think cats are nice [Music] yeah so you like [Music] hey tommy let's have a skywars 1v1 okay i don't know if you knew this but i'm kind of a god at skywars oh yeah yeah i don't i don't know about that one what do i do phil phil this is your call this is your call phil his baddest tommy excuse you sure why not stop working i'm talking to someone your dog say you [ __ ] hey hey that's the correct terminology ninja ninja come with me come with me can you do this for us get in with the vice president for when that visa expires you can get us some big intel he's kind of stupid there's no way he'll [ __ ] suspect it hey he's the best in the business why is your phone my mom is calling it's my time to strike how does it feel to be an idiot yeah no you know you didn't mute right i know i did it on purpose i thought it'd be funny i just you know i sympathized i didn't really i heard you cackling with laughter pokemon you've left me hello oh hello i'm right here what the [ __ ] did you just say to me you have your cell phone right you can call me stop my viewers very much have enjoyed today they're all they're all spamming love hearts can you poke him on oh no oh no they're calling you my reception no oh [Music] this is wholesome it's not wholesome i've actually got a knife over there no no chat here's the thing buddy what you're a real good streamer but you just listen to me listen i know i know my way around what do you do i know my way around the stream i know my way around the stream turbo this you've got the camera all wrong we've got the camera all wrong it needs to be in front of me you've just you've got the camera on some more visas baby for tommy and technoboy tell him dream your sister is a [ __ ] can you say that to him please dream that your sister is a [ __ ] what i can ask your questions go ahead go go ahead candy i don't know i didn't tell you earlier but i probably look pretty old but i'm 27 years old and i have a lot of life experience and my pair of previous boyfriends even if you were to get whatever cancel or something i could take care of you too do you think it's going to get why do you think george will be cancelled i actually actually people are crazy people make up things all the time you never know with the people nowadays so you think you might be counting okay let's move on from that topic oh my god my sister just started streaming she started streaming like five minutes ago how many viewers does she have she has seven oh we're gonna go on there child cosplay no no no i'm in her room give me a second wait wait what's your stream what's your stream tomorrow hey you ready we're ready ready ready are you okay yeah i am i don't know you just killed me yeah yeah look at us we're friends are you doing this for the good of the good of pogtopia you're on our side ninja ninja are you a villain or a good guy i like to play a little bit of both you know hi excuse me you're my girlfriend [Music] excuse me you're my girlfriend why have you gone on he's gone on deafening boys never said one sec i think his mums came in and he's getting bollocks i hate to inform you that mother dearest is very upset you got a mumble you gotta mumble now why is mother dearest so upset to bow understand he is so upset because she has work tomorrow that's his father dearest invented them as father dearest that is their name to me well that's fine my parents up mom are you alright you're such a [ __ ] i'm just checking they're fine man see i can shout to my parents at 11 at night and they'll be cool hatred doesn't even begin to describe the emotion i'm feeling dude i was just about to oh no i was just out i was just proving a point mum because my friend's parents say yes if if you wish she wasn't your sister she's trying to listen she's trying to listen okay no i'm trying to listen dream puncher oh god no no no no no no no no no twitch straight straight i'm sure please don't buy me please don't move please the joke is that they think that i hit you because i made it look like i hit you you did hit me no i did not like no no i did not with this horrifying i did not i did [Music] i'm getting serious wait is that you are you minecraft boss oh wait it's fine it's fine don't worry about it tommy what you need you need to not worry about this tommy tommy it's fine no no no no no no man i i didn't sign up for this tommy it's fine what is how did you get a cult tommy tommy don't you're you're paying attention to details that don't matter here it's fine i don't know who it was it could be taboo i'm just saying no i'm with tubber on top right well it could be someone i was with wilbur you're one of the rockers [Music] again i have to be very quiet now [Music] [Laughter] wait i didn't really how did that happen be honest if you guys if you feel sad right now twitch prime holy crap listening to gambling style no that very like juxtaposes say this say this out loud bad boy halo say each one what just do it just do it go x x x say it loads of times say it loads of times why okay bubble halo say this loads of times four keep going keep going why don't you see this man say this you're trying to trick me into something what does that mean i was nothing hey bad boy halo hey bad boy helicopter are you reading this [Music] oh jesus oh god oh bad you you naughty fella welcome to lemanberg my friend no i'm you're you're on our side now i'd say that might talk no what oh my god my [ __ ] god oh no no no no no no no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait bad i have a really good one i have a really good one say this one says my goodness [Laughter] what's going on bad no yeah that would be ridiculous if you fell for it wouldn't it what should i make my base out of because i'm i you know what you know what i'm going to make it i shouldn't make it out of podzol oh i hate you so much old you know if we snail two hostages to double the efficiency oh let's get tubbo are you do you really think we want to take turbo as a hostage he's smart you know i i take that back does he seem very smart recently how's the breathing going there i've been in the mines for so long listen look at me look at me to a boat how would you like to have a new job working for oh my god am i a hostage no no no no don't don't say the key word don't say that a new mandatory worker for techno and tommy's i'm just gonna go get cobble no no no no you have to mine it or else it's blood cobble we don't want none of your blood couple no he's gonna go take kabul out of our chests it's fine don't worry about this time attack i'm gonna go up this tower goons goons attack get him my goons oh my god give me that pig i see the pig yeah guys guys [Music] what the [ __ ] does that mean that's creepy people trade me creepy hey dream persuade me to vote trump what a british child he's very persuasive acts of peace taboo don't make us don't make us be reasonable people i love the accent no don't don't don't know he'll die he's oh no no turbo stand back stand back stand back right you cannot handle the acts of peace ah first night crazy with excitement right yeah you see keep mining never never stand still can we go to a different conference guys this is my house i was gonna me and turbo were gonna make a new little area that says it's connor's house oh he kind of just steals things he's americans that's not that's not fun i don't think this man's very not nice a band i'm worried for you man do you have the 40 pickup lines ready oh oh oh yes no not yet you have to wait for the right moment man the right moment to just go kablam yeah yeah all right i'm gonna ring her good luck tommy i'll be back my good friend goodbye i will see you shortly [Music] hello hello hey hey do you want to play uh minecraft yeah we could yeah cool cool do you watch much techno blade or wilbur or do you would you know them no how who do you watch well i just got to youtube and looked up your channel oh really yeah oh can you can you just give me would you be all right to just give me a minute yeah cool thank you oh it's on top of which she doesn't even know who tecno blade is to vote she found the channel hello hello can i have my friend to the call or okay yeah why not hey hi hi hey turbo's two is my friend actually okay hi wait i need to load up the game give me a second hey bad boy halo what oh he only responds when i say hey boy what you want quackity what is what what's what's come how much chinese food did you order the other day bye hey i asked how much chinese food you ordered the other day come on these foods dream you've got what i want i've got what you want let's just make the trade what do you have that i want i have my brain he has another right chest plate as well you know what about i'm gonna silence you i have my brain and it's full of the cleverest things of all time that's true you do have a nether right chest plate i will call my mother and she will not be pleased with your dream and she won't be pleased with you either why would you do it please with me strange what you said about her i didn't i've never said anything wrong about my mother you have said horrible things that i will not that is not true she wouldn't believe you who's she gonna believe the person with four million subscribers or the perfect dream you have a horrible mindset oh my god i'm gonna give you an ultimatum it's either you tweet telling people to follow me on twitter or you give me about the discs [Music] hello hey i've i've paid fiona to play minecraft with me and it's going well please you got all my there were seventeen thousand people watching that what were the senators think there were seventeen thousand people watching it was funny though it was funny you've got to admit jesus christ i'm sorry have you seen my vlog i've seen your [ __ ] you've let you've made this it's just a mess he's got toys you just got toys everywhere why have you got two of the cups oh my no you're not this is like mid-day it's like this place has gotten [ __ ] this place is full yeah this place is full yeah i'm really sorry i'm really sorry look at me in the air no no i'm just i just came i just want to say sorry to everyone who was dragged out by tommy it was my wallet it was funny though it was it was quite funny yeah it was all right it was funny though it was are we getting some pogchamps no i'm not putting it it's not my vlog it's my drinking water good job can i do the same no don't call me that i will cry oops oops oops what the [ __ ] big q yeah i killed james and got away with it mcq i'm becoming the man i've always needed to be that's all i'm talking about is this puberty huh oh shoot i'm stuck in pete you're the world's worst hit man no he's what are you doing no idea what are we doing you're the hitman not as we paid you and all you're doing is saying i have regrets i've never had to enemy anyone before how are you gonna do this oh you're not gonna kill him because you're a bad hit man i am a bad hit man man it's meant i'm gonna kill people that aren't pete yeah but when we gave you okay listen to me tomorrow listen to me we gave you the money you said you won't kill pete and then we said oh hey oh my god how do you even manage that vikkstar who who would you say is your favorite woman probably my girlfriend yeah there's one answer which would have been the queen and you you [ __ ] it you [ __ ] it up patriotic of me yeah yeah it was just she'll be gone soon she won't be why would you why would you say that why why would you say that be gone soon why would you stop why would you say that she probably will she won't she won't she won't she's no she no she won't james tell him to stop please he's threatening the queen's life i just wanted to say thank you all for playing that was actually really really fun i just finished recording james he was insulting the queen though what the [ __ ] is wrong with you blade i'm i'm holding an armor contest can you hand me all of your armor no take some of this it will ease the pain it kills art yeah get in that hole i'd rather not no you would rather are you trying to take me hostage do you think this is a good idea tommy [Applause] [Music] here we go yeah i don't i don't do lyrics what is wrong with you leave leave wait can i go yeah i kicked him i kicked him don't you worry don't you oh you're back why did you give me one what that sounds like no no no no it wasn't it wasn't james it is because you hate the queen who what what's queen no i was throwing to elizabeth thank you also clarification was really all that was necessary well no i mean i could have just kicked you because you were being rude so and i did okay she'll be dead no she won't she won't stop let's do this chicken she's got me you're not chicken i'm i'm not [Applause] i could actually beat you 10 times in a row with the bow i'm not even joking yeah but you didn't you just lost you died okay give me a bow i'll beat you don't just keep laughing for a bow squid all right what what do we what do we only find on your terms i don't know about all this i've won i've won you are back the people will see it they will go l squid boys this is just the best of one fight i literally woke up minutes ago hey oh no it doesn't matter dream couldn't do this he needed a man why how am i going to catch dinner with that trista yeah say one if he hit you one oh god they won it same money how do you feel about my mom watching your videos i think it's very cool that i have such a large age demographic yeah did you just call her old whoa tommy tell me i'll kill you no no i didn't i do she's she's young she's a young woman she's a young girl she's in the prime of her life all right stalemate eat equal fights on either side i think that jurors yeah i think we might i think i think we chose a low durability rod based on that well this is a bit [ __ ] isn't it you won't be able to no no no no no i'm strong i'm stronger than him i'm real strong you can't uh oh hello bye bye when i was a kid i just have such a crush on trouble dude well i just murdered her so feeling normal hello hello hmm what anything anything anything glitched glitched tommy apple pog tommy have a pog tell me about pogba just got tk no you okay you are so dumb has anyone ever told you that you're the dumbest man ever yes multiple times oh okay yeah hey wilbur hey wilbur i've got something to say to you look behind you [ __ ] your eyes are black oh [Music] oh oh what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] happened oh no dude what the [ __ ] is this phil's phil's help me help me send me the one to fight properly thank you dream i appreciate and now i'm not going to ask you to send me the 100 you i mean you can if you want if i didn't wager a hundred dollars i know i pick and choose my battles i have a good a good brain for when i'll lose yeah you admit you lost say and i like people you know i'm smarter than a fifth girl they make you like look into this no don't call me a fifth grader dream that was not don't laugh at me so you you admit i'm smarter and better tommy in it is better at minecraft than me [Laughter] i'm going to use that to get into that i just want you to know all right you promised you'll be my friend i don't believe that ever happened that was the deal you'll be my friend if i give you the fragments that that that was not at no point was that clarified teller blade i have worked so hard for this i'm sorry i have a radical idea here tommy what if we exchanged goods for currency how so i'll say what if i i paid you money for items like a normal person oh you pay me talking i'm talking business deals here you want to do business with me yes let's do some business that no okay so you don't want to be my friend but you want to do business i can work with that yes i'm going to need them i'm going to need a breather that that one i know i'm putting on a show face right now but that one really hurts [Music] he's playing [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] aidan i want you to play that now what play that song why is everyone [ __ ] george aiden that sounds crap yeah cause i don't know this song aidan aiden aiden aiden aiden aiden god damn it yeah what what are the symptoms of cooties obnoxious how do you treat it by spankings like for a child well what it's a dream you know how you were calling me a child a minute ago no i mean i'm inferior i'm going mexican dreaming it's me mexican dream man amen he's still in my [ __ ] horse man you taking my [ __ ] horse man mexican dream explained to him the cocktail that's speed one sex man that's good man this is gonna be great man but i just think that you're very wonderful and also very sweet and very loving and you deserve a good woman candy what makes a good white woman as well tommy don't ask that question what makes a good one that's what i want to know don't ask that question it's controversial tommy don't ask it you know maybe i'm old old school but i like traditional gender roles and stuff no no i'm actually gonna be just completely and utterly content not wearing cat is if that's all right all right yeah if you're the imposter killed tommy if you kill tommy as the imposter we will not even report the body yeah [Laughter] man does he know people in here it's amazing how people just come in in the group they don't and just speak like that you got a bow you got a bow got a boat that died i shot him oh no it's wrong bad boy i built you an amazing statue you know what disc stands for don't you what dick is [ __ ] come on hand it me back can it be back you've got that in your ender chest aiden play animal crossing theme he's not elected that's not that's not animal crossing animal crossing is too [ __ ] you can't play that i'm [ __ ] this is as high as the base will go it's like dry hands c418 no no no no no i got you i can't grab any finishes all right hold on it's like it's like [ __ ] i can play sweet it's like [ __ ] that's not what i [ __ ] i already [ __ ] forget it tell him to play xxxtentacion play xxx tentachi on moonlight why do you want me to play [ __ ] rap songs i'm a [ __ ] i'm a metal bassist i'm not a [ __ ] [Music] what if xxx he was a death metal screamer it's like it's like yeah my minecraft's like having issues my internet's having issues well my life's having issues today you can fix that by generating free money by clicking subscribe i kind of tell you really back real quick when's the perfect point in the middle of the stream right before or what like when would you say the perfect point is right when you don't have enough money which is always for tonight's stream oh this is great oh my god i'm gonna go get tasty snacks no we're doing that oh wait yeah sorry i forgot yeah [Music] fazer gonna sign him in the next week i'll tell you that now i am your new friend man oh do you need me to put my items in the pit for you yeah man give me all your things man okay all the shoes your wallet man i also want them your rules man this is what dream always makes me do is this you guys want to know a mugging tactic i thought you were a mid mug no no no no man i'm doing two at a time man i gotta be efficient with my timing whoever just using a controller why is he screaming about it he's giving up look at the clasp of his hand oh oh oh oh oh he's ready to hit someone okay oh wait he's ended he ended no oh no oh he's done he's he's over here you want to see a trick i'll do energy water okay go on [Music] no i'm not saying that no here's the read i'm getting on you i'm getting the read that you hate kids no listen well because whenever i swear you go like a witch but whenever phil's are over here does you go oh i don't swear in this conversation at all phil [ __ ] hey stand here what's happening what's happening to the chat why is everyone freaking out other than me he's 16 yeah tell me about it it's an inappropriate joke i like inappropriate let's hear the inappropriate let's hear the inappropriate joke i'll tell you when you're older i am older what do i not get no no no no no no no no no am i about to be cancelled bedtime [Music] me and the boys in bed maybe pog may be arrested the time has come for what for what hmm well how do i sound that you sound very you sound very monotone today grant day is friend time friend friend friend friend all right friends friends oh wait oh no my mother came one day one day one day erin you must do not say anything mother you've ruined my operation what is happening all right [Laughter] [Music] we have denied the green team the win streak i am the best i can't see anything screenshot screenshot come on i can't see anything my skin looks so dumb in this shot the dream team wilbur wilbur yeah twisted.com no i'm blocking you man aiden aiden aiden aiden aiden hello hello they have arrived aiden you're so shitty [Music] oh my god my mind has been blown lol wow there's only one thing to do oh it did not work follow me okay dream hello dream we're on an snp like you're like [ __ ] language what is what that's the terminology for a cat oh wilbur called me what's up i'm eating pizza non-stop which who do you want to be hamilton or do you want to be aaron hamilton whether you will be aaron alexander hamilton if i'm going to sing one we'll do i'm not throwing i'll lead i'll be aaron burr right i would much rather we do i'm not look wilber i'm trying to do my bit here yeah and this is this was what is it was it oh yes i say everything the uh the nightbot giveaway says or was it i say yes to everything chat says because i believe i was chat and you read my thing and said yes so oh mexican dream mexican dream amen i'm coming straight from the barrio man all right i'll give you 30 seconds of my time well but i'm a businessman i was thinking i was thinking we just a cappella this [ __ ] okay just give me a f that's how it begins it begins i'm ready after the war i went back to new york after the war i went back to new york non-stop you could do this but if you want your hamilton dude i'm role-playing i'm i'm role-playing okay corruption's such an old song that we can sing along in harmony and nowhere is stronger than in albany hamilton at the constitutional convention i was chosen for the constitutional convention please don't aim the bow at the my my woman friend my yeah my friend keona [Music] i can't write that i can't say that okay i'm not sure as long as you approve that what is an std i don't know what is it i'm googling it that's 3d um what is it what is it and how do you get it specifically how do you get it is it like a pokemon can we trade them like it's like a pokemon pokemon can you trade an std i think you can cd it says it's a super technical technological device oh yeah so it could be a computer wait i have a bunch of stds at home so like what you said earlier a few questions yeah so why do you call dream big d that you're a little speechless because because because his first name is the first letter of his name is d and i i actually i think the first letter of his name is c so why are you calling big d because this is you i couldn't be honest he's going to give me a bit more prep than that you need prep for what like why would you call him big d well i'm trying to explain to you but you just you keep accusing me do you want an axe no you've got one yeah i do you know you've got no you've got one you're what you've got me give it to me don't be greedy don't be greedy when we were talking a little bit about jealousy i don't like i don't think you have a jealousy problem i think they're just bullshitting me a little bit right because he's so cool yeah and the many women that he has so many women gentlemen quiet please okay i don't really have a jealousy problem problem or anything like that i mean but i mean if you're with someone you're with someone i'm not gonna get in a relationship with someone if i don't trust them you know you have to have trust in a relationship i don't think so i'm sorry but no what would i be jealous of i have the man like they don't but they'll be trying to steal your man yeah they'll be they'll be they'll be up in his in his face but that would be like but see that would be our trust then if he's gonna message them and that kind of stuff you gotta be careful what if simon doesn't like this one and he said me and sam are actually good friends best friends he's also good friends with me that's right he's a good friend easy good friends with you me and my boy all right bye tommy okay cool yeah cool bye yeah now i was auto clicking by the way what oh it doesn't matter you thank you dream it wasn't you are you are [ __ ] i'm kind of like your mentor in a lot of ways yeah i think i know you're really not tommy you're not i'm kind of teaching you a lot about well this is my time to go with you i think i'm kind of i'm kind of teaching you a lot read minecraft chat any mine isn't chat boys no so listen remember you're not a hostage you're not on esther l to the aid to the vev you just uh you're just some guy what the [ __ ] are you doing [Music] i am tight now i am forget everything that ever happened oh oh it's a it's a it's a small horse it's a small gray horse i will have sex with this for this dragon could kill me and i could never conceive again gentlemen we have plenty of time to breed with inanimate animals guys let's not breed with animals now i never go through this this is the film i've killed my wife you have killed my wife oh i found it i found it i men oh so many wives a wife spawner oh no you have destroyed the wife spawn in there for my happiness yeah george first you're not telling us about these and then you're not telling us about your stds and now you're being addicted to it's just not on he did tell me if i wanted some stds he's the man why are you what it stands for he's packing oh my god how old are you guys oh my god that are you wearing your diss track you called minecraft [ __ ] um no no no no no no no no no no you did i have it right here no no no no no no tell me daddy what the hell were you thinking saying lines about a minecraft pig minecraft [ __ ] vicstar we just heard it you called it [ __ ] yeah you've got some explaining to do vic you see i wasn't gonna bring this up if we played sky blocker please no no explain no no please please no no no okay so i'm saying like making jokes about a minecraft pig that that you said i got more views on my minecraft [ __ ] you know yeah yeah being a yeah for like stuff you know like look at all my [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah it's [ __ ] i'm saying look at my [ __ ] you know this is the most new minecraft content i've ever met all right so what tats did you do and special right what has to do with specimens yeah i was mainly just trying to stick with you because uh you know i wanted to see a familiar green friend did you know green is the most welcoming colour and you and cycuna were both green i'll be honest i've played with tommy before and he is a bit naturally suspicious but thanks exactly at word for what you want me to read wmg why would i read that i want you to read this okay all right i will i will no one's gonna find it funny but i will the only person who finds it funny no one will find that funny okay i'll do it i'll do it all right you ready ready wmg on behalf of ghost light records walt disney music company publishing umpg publishing umpi amra bmi broadcast music incorporate they [ __ ] banned me are you kidding me you guys you're the only one that found that favorite oh hey it's funny you the pug you like minecraft don't you do you like minecraft do you make videos on mine on minecraft i do yeah i think minecraft it must it must get really hot and sweaty and humid inside that fursuit that you wear all the time why don't you why don't you come into my [ __ ] shed uh i why don't you step inside my cuck shed fundy you don't even have to look i'll go in first i you might be a little bit a little bit nervous i'm sure yeah look completely fine all right nothing to be afraid of right guys right yeah yeah right right right wilbur yeah completely fine completely fine i trust them god damn all british people sound the same uh funny it's your turn to get inside the cockshed everybody caught up we're gonna clap [Applause] let's go all right now we count down from ten [Music] oh he's your dad no no hey he thinks i'm gonna allow this man he's in the wrong barrio man drop the grass block oh yeah drop the moves baby let's go man drop some [ __ ] moves man we're gonna try to help old man yeah all right don't you ever [ __ ] walk towards me yeah we're gonna need you to do something for me i need you to take a step forward so that you're in the middle of the two spruce trap doors [Music] tommy are you living a dream oh my god she then is stood here she is a woman and an admin this is the perfect combination she must be like what just i've just punched the love of my life into the air what [Laughter] hello welcome to the voice call welcome to the voice like i'm sure the instant regret i did not feel regrets about it that's a high roll he's doing his game i just i jumped in here to see uh if you had gotten in yet and clearly not it seems no um i think i have someone that i can go yell at real quick is it simon fix it it's not it's not simon tell simon i said hi i what did you mean when you said i got your mum twerking for my rupees were you oh is it trick i'm in trouble if i speak i'm in trouble no no you know inferring to that one [Music] no no i didn't infer and that's what that's why i'm asking oh you know let's let's talk more jump no no no the talking helps me concentrate i'm performing are ghosts real um i'm just gonna go we have a podcast right now you are stupid they are keo you're doing good bro i can't but uh friend you doing good girl yeah i think i'm doing okay you've got some clay i see yeah that's good people stand next to the charlie please stand next to charlie please stand there oh my god i just punched her ow oh no no no no he still doesn't let me in you're just the mistake nope i'm no mistake i'm no no on the admins i'm oh i'm in i'm in he's probably in the i'm in i need to tell charlene i need to tell her that i'm in she'll she'll be worried without me she's she's probably quaking right now i need to go i need to find out i need to find him i got in let's kill the ender dragon no go to jail jail [Music] [Laughter] what but uh i don't do drugs please don't mute yeah say say you're you're so high right now i am so high right now hey leave the poor man alone man he's [ __ ] barrio man i can't i can't i want to make him pass away no no he's fine look he's having a good time look at him he's torturing filzer please don't don't wait let's see what he's saying [Applause] [Music] i can kill him [Laughter] seriously thank you so in no why no i'm just you know what i'm in the game tommy i'm in the game i mean i'm in it so it's oh my goodness thank you so much by the way yep sorry i'm i'm meaning because i'm thinking i'm really sorry uh yeah thank you what did you really though you didn't really get his mum to working for your rupees did you though you didn't really do nothing who knows none of us know big stuff i'm sorry i'm sorry another question i was going to ask you towards the end you know the size men is it looking for members i live on the side of a hill and i am british i think no no i think you are wrong vickster i think i think mr has a place in the side man sorry to be the better of five news you know you don't that's why i'm saying you don't have to be i'm not sure if you're right but ksi's views are getting lower whereas mr innis they are only getting higher thus i think i should just like teach you actually no no you are wrong you were wrong i i've i've been looking at the grass this is you are you are making a big mistake vic star maybe no no we'll see this is where i'm this is where i am oh my god this is where i think you're wrong this is where i'm pretty sure that one actually does simply this i think you are i think you are stupid you aren't funny they're all gonna go he's a minor stop it but right now i'm literally a miner like look at me like minecraft [Music] question for your dream why did you just do that when you thought here's a here's a funny thing i can do and you just went yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what what about you is like yeah yeah this'll be funny to go do some brewing and i heard this is the best place in town the pub this is definitely not okay [Music] definitely in the book [Music] oh yes dream what's an std he knows i told you why does everyone say that so what are you going to exchange for the fragments i offer five million coins really yeah okay very good okay wait wait wait wait can you use 6.9 million no why it's too much wait no chat's saying you're scamming me are you scamming me no no i mean you're underpaying me it's not worth it apparently someone messaged me saying i paid two million coins for a stack the blues are out the bows are out techno what dude you're stuck okay worth two million all right that is not i tell you what i think everybody is a [ __ ] if he paid two million one point even dart leonard and i guarantee this guy knows his stuff okay listen to me closer you can look it up on the website it's worth it no no no no no listen listen listen like when you have a reasonable price all right all right all right all right i have a reasonable price 5 million and your friendship i think we're down here hello hello friend friend friend yes friend friend friend friend business great question have you ever seen me and jesus in the same room okay yeah okay i mean has anyone ever seen jesus in the same room tuba that is incredibly wrong of you today aaron how much was this mouth's worth again you bought this chinese mouse for 30 quid wait it was the present it was a present it was a present she is a [ __ ] you are [ __ ] dumb dumb woman hello welcome welcome by the way to the dream smp hi hi thank you thank you you sound like tubbo well family you know you know are you as full-on and clingy as him no i don't think so i i could i could go over here without without having detachment issues tonight uh what's happening oh oh that's kevin scabby's threatening uh cool calm and collected hello oh my god what the hell is you was there a creeper on your land [ __ ] that's your fault you shouldn't look my father there was a creeper on your land there were creepers all the time you really pulled out the grieving card i'm grieving my horse just died i'm killed in cold blood why don't you help me why don't you have me why don't you tell me why don't you tell me basically what happened was right he was asking how to get a wife and he wanted one quick and i was trying to tell him it's not a thing that happened yeah but how do i get one fast and you know he doesn't listen so good questions yeah thank you [Music] anyway i'm in the mood for a wife and i've said this now and you've been unhelpful [Laughter] don't worry guys [Music] why because i need to send someone my address and i can't say hey what's your address no no no no i know who it is who if you look around guys i still just want to vote tommy for the ears it's not that's so offensive yeah it's because because your iq is too big i'm scared of what i don't know what phil how did you get a wife and how can we remove her how can we remove her without without there being any tracers hey by lenny someone says you're cute i am what can i say what can i say i think they were talking about me hey everyone wait is he about okay hi tommy are you guys busy yes very is this bit gonna take long yeah it's gonna it's gonna take a while we're just gonna sit here for a while yeah we'll we'll wait for you to do your bit and then okay um no no sorry uh no so this is forget i always have it it worked scammers take no blade yeah he sent me irl money yeah screedy screaming screaming with you yeah according to according to god's statistics only 50 of your record this is this is getting a little much what's going on what is your dream dream said and i quote according to god statistics only fifty percent of you are going to heaven he just said that oh my god what did you know i thought your base was over there penis why are you into my base language how is penis language it's just an organ i'm gonna need to take my my health deductibles out of here you got you it oh yeah it's 4.9 everyone is saying you owe me 10 mil look i'm not going to be pressured by your fancy pink rank you know 10 mil i'm over paying dude i can just buy it other places yeah but i just got i'll give it for much cheaper you know all i ask yeah exactly is that so we're on the same page all right i want some i'm not cuz look you know we've been at war i feel uh look it's just i felt generally bad i just want i i just want to i just want i just wanted to be my friend man do i ask for too much i don't believe in friendship tommy that's not he's not friendship isn't some religions i know it really is that's okay you tell ourselves it's real so the cogs of society can turn but no it's not the only thing that's real in this world but tommy is cash okay take note nice nice okay now she can't kill both of you so just make sure you separate in case it double arrow that's doubting i'd say so are you sure i can't join the sidemen is that that off the table all right guys hit this right the shoot at the same time let me play guys let me look at your goatee oh no it's simba oh no it's actually you're groin i don't want to look at you you cannot touch my ghosty man you know my goat is my private part would they stay don't let don't let strangers stretch your private parts no one can touch it i want to do [Laughter] gentlemen i think we need to go back to our home that's where we you're right i think you're right eric who did this funny you really i really don't feel like you're pulling your weight here man look at us a secret weapon a secret what is it what is it going to need you i'm going to need you to join me it's the element of surprise okay what the message is excuse this excuse me wait what what this was a gentleman sorry i was just okay look at us go speed violence and momentum eric what the [ __ ] is this eric this is the final round the final control room what what what there's nothing in the chest [Music] down with the revolution boys [Music] it was never meant to be eric listen to me and i mean this in the nicest way possible you [ __ ] up tommy it's it's more of like a threat really all right that was unnecessary i mean he is a businessman after all i killed jay okay listen [ __ ] you say aluminum how do you say it say it dick say it [ __ ] illuminate why would you say it as illumi well say tomato say tomato say say tomato say tomato oh tomato tomato my name's josie okay you have a very capitalist view why is he listen listen i i can bump it up to uh maybe six million all right on account of our our wonderful past on s p earth but seven million uh that's just too much man i'm thinking why are these guys like that breathing down my neck no they're insane they do their job well okay tommy we're still mad at you yeah i don't i don't think i care i'm very angry what's a kink all right take care guys oh yeah all the best guys can i say hello to mother dream yes really if you want to one second i'll i'll one second to god if he uses a voice changer right now my rating is going to go down solo hello hello hello hello hello hello who who is this this is dream's mom really yes who's this this is george not found i'm a good friend of dreams no sorry this is this is tommy in it how how are you you're a child i'm not a guy would you why would you do you mind me swearing mrs dream or i don't like swearing but it's up to you okay i won't swear then dream why the why the freak would you say that i'm not a child please so wait nice wait are you thank you thank you are you disappointed in dream sometimes a wife overstays their welcome phil and it's true it's true and don't use violence just just violence i think i think if i had a wife i'd say to her you're not real go away and then if she did not go away that's when i get the lawnmower i say wife wife lie down wife it's good for it's good for you lie down lie down and ignore the sound of chopping oh my god oh it's christmas time [Applause] oh we're jumping yeah comfort me come for me go dream look at this one this one's especially special i miss him i'll find him i'll find him i'll kill him kill him no wait no don't kill him no no no no no no no don't kill i think i could throw flaming darts at you i would prefer it if you didn't yeah but no that wasn't my question was it well it depends as long as i'm like yeah you know what yeah yeah that's the thing what's to stop me from just burning down this entire garden and a house probably your parents are probably yeah they're in it and then i'd say bye-bye oh bye bye-bye no i see you nicely you choose stacey you choose danger and then i would skip tuesdays from then on how do you guys feel about just blaming it on bad boy halo hey don't you guys try try whoa no no no no no i know what you're trying to do hey bad can you can you do me hey bye bye donate and ask for this can you yeah someone just donated bad boy halo please hold the flint and steel in front of the tower i love him i won't but you just kind of oh i got it i got the screenshot tommy he was only the big steal i got it let's go uh dream okay give me a second at least let me tap out and turn on my music can i can you just let me tell you i always die when i tap out to turn on different right now we're fighting to the able sisters bubble halo it just doesn't sit right it just doesn't sit right oh heck frank go go go go go go go did you get it i got it got it i'm going i'm going up i'm going up okay here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna drop it down to you okay jumbo jump i dropped the disc i've dropped the disc he thinks i've still got it where i've just dropped it down okay get it gotta get it the clutch the clutch have you got it have you got it oh my god i'm a minecraft god oh my god oh my god oh my god okay you've got the disc have you got the disc it's down there it's down there it's down there he doesn't know he doesn't know yet there is not a location guys i do not think vikkstar is very pleased with me i think i might have i'm really miss you guys please tell me it's not that bad uh i repeat i'm okay i i'm not joining this sidemen it looks like for now in the future it things might be looking good maybe tommy tell it to me straight how bad was it that does for now i'm not joining the sidemen however no i did pretty good in the end and then it seems as though everyone kind of i i i in the last game i didn't upset anyone except that why are you specifying in the last game in the last game when they all went silent and i hit all my shots except the ones i missed and then and and then and then there was no there was one bit where it was very quiet and everyone was aiming their bows and i said so am i in the sidemen or not and that was when they got very angry but aside from that it was pretty i would say it was a mission success all right all right so long as you're good tommy all right all right i have never felt better or worse i'm a medium i'm glad i'd be here look i i think i placed number one in comedic value tetner blade points so what did you place in there in comedic value number number one definitely between all the tell me what what is your point well everyone i think it's about time we're gonna do it this will go boom don't clip that oh my fire stick is finally ready oh hello everybody oh smoke it smoke it this could have my fire now i'm meant to attack people with it not smoke bro not that i would ever attack anyone twitch partner team we can speak to big q just just be aware he might be he might be a bit much isn't he the one who normally walks around naked though i swear [Music] you wanna buy happy flower this is man part where i log off and don't pay you anything and get banned boys no all right how do you pay me pay me buddy all right all right [Music] oh is this supposed to be the void i i why would you try to kill me before i've paid you any money you know i have all the oh yeah right now i think they're messed up independence or death if we get no revolution then we want nothing we would rather die than give in to you and join your smp dream and that is our final you can blow up one piece of tnt in our door all you want it means nothing to us look at him punching around his views gary get back get [Music] [Music] okay here's what we're gonna do i don't think we can win this i don't think we can but what you you want to know what we can do you don't want to know what we have left we have each other and i'm going to play the music disc that dream forever tried to steal from me now in this last moment between us uh i'm really not sure how long we have left i don't know this is kind of a last plan bunker i was hoping to majestically mine it and wilbur goes oh that was so cool of you that was so cool this is the point where you pull out the sly last move please there is no sly last minute frost yeah my brethren fellow hunter who burnt down you sound like such a wanker fellow hunter look at me hey does everyone know why i was in this dream video by not mentioning this what the [ __ ] he's hating a girl but he doesn't know that so oh that's okay then i guess dream dream i can hear myself i can i sound so good hello me oh evie hood hey dream your mic ain't working bud wait is it not oh okay there you go hey you just hit a girl wait is my mic working and he doesn't even care you've seen it here's my mic take him down take him down there you go that's all we needed to hear from that that bastard what happens if i miss what happens if i miss tommy this was your condition i told you your passion and your fire in your heart is brilliant for the war but it's not good in these situations you've oh my gosh you have you you've really got yourself in a mess do i shoot him well at the moment disguise tell me i want to do whatever i want you to do whatever your heart says you should do let me just clarify if you win we grant lemanberg independence right but we recognize it still as a part of the dream team s p that's fine that's fine fun condition you will hold w without sprinting and i will count 10 paces when i have said the word fire you may turn around and fire upon each other do you both understand yes one two three four five six seven eight nine ten pesos fire you just gave a girl a gun and said shoot that boy what's wrong with giving a girl i didn't say that i was more i was more making a comment on america you look at me dead in the eyes i love women i love women i love women see now that just sounds like you're creepy and you're a creep so you you deserve lana you've just turned me sexist nice work you seem like the type of guy that would drown what oh yeah the type of guy that's dad would throw him overboard as a joke and then he would drown what hey don't shoot the messenger pal i'm just saying i mean i was just what are you eating ice what the [ __ ] really dream you seem like the type of guy that when he finishes a drink that has icing you you awkwardly stick your hand down the cup and try and pull out all of the ice you seem like that type of guy i bet when there's a lemon in your drink you suck on the lemon for like two minutes afterwards no i don't know i don't really like lemons that much like they're too sour oh yeah you're such an opposite all right is there anything going to come out of it you know clean it up clean up clean it up clean it up all right still gone so gone right now let's try and get it in the bin now we've got it all it all out ah i've kind of i got my headphones came out my headphones came out oh fire stick oh that's a little bit on fire man it's a bit underwhelming isn't it i'm i'm like a sick i'm gonna dash fire stick at the camera i should probably move no i'm not sure about this watch it's like drugs but on it what's it [Laughter] this is henry's carcass no no no no no no no no no this is just wrong this is just wrong i just ate what is wrong with you relax tommy dream why are you hitting me don't worry i have depth straightened i'm swim away bye tommy i have to i agreed so what i signed he hired me that map join our faction help us kill tommy in it what's that nap where are you where are you the left side if you're facing from swan the left side hello tommy okay oh take the pearls behind you take these because you need them okay take them okay let's lock them down let's talk them down there dream's down why is pearl pearl pearl pearl pearl nice you tricked him you tricked him they both jumped down let's go keep going keep going over here over here okay pull over there pull over there okay place the boat place the bottom of the boat up [ __ ] [ __ ] go get in okay [Music] we did it we're gonna be okay i'm gonna take more off if you don't prime right now no no no no no no no no no no no i got 55 sticks on me right now you know what a man can do a 55 stick tommy he's got the sticks tommy tommy listen to me i have 55 sticks on me right now you know what a man no no no no no i hate to say to you i have your fish and i hate to say it to you but there's one thing i have that you'll never ever ever have i have the blade [Applause] i was having a good sleep you did a really good job and everyone thinks you did really well and literally no one no one i can think of would laugh at you no one in this school no one on the server would possibly think you're a bad person or make fun of your failures you did really good look at this loser oh my god this is the funniest thing i've ever seen oh my hey tecno blade oh hey wilbur yeah i [ __ ] hate you you picking a crown looking [ __ ] pink why are you so paranoid dude that's what you guys said you were gonna do we're not trying to take anyone's dog but on an unrelated note please open the door wait how are we going to transport it no you guys can enter pearl out have fun i do not have any ender pearls jokes on youtube i do not have any ender pearls oh well then you can pick up this ender pearl i do well then you can take time to spare you know since you're the legendary thunder1408 you're you're invited to my realm you know it's like prom but better and less women he's not coming on tonight is he vic i thought i thought it was just going to be me and you like the good old days oh here he is speaking of the devil like i don't like him tell me i heard no i heard you say you want to stab me in the face on your stream yesterday i heard that it was really nice do you not try this at home jesus christ fire stick attacks tommy i need you to look at me [Music] i'm a changed man tommy okay well anyways before you stabbed me and i had to fight in self-defense i was gonna say that i've renounced my violent ways but now that now it's kind of dumb yes isn't it after you just killed me would you describe yourself as happy now yeah why what what is there to be happy about i don't know my family me neither friends people who support me what about your fans makes you the happiest they cheer me up and say nice things make me happy how do you know they're not lying to you because they would never lie see i think they would sometimes that's true they could lie it's just they only lie about the bad things they only lie about them that's even worse yeah what bad things do you reckon they lie about your fans when they say like oh he has a big ego or something i know they're lying then oh did you want to wear my glasses oh no what i wouldn't do to wear you dash them to me throw them to me when i say a fire stick in one hand oh my glasses are on fire fire glasses um what's another prefix for a town prefix suffix surface fix so i made you a home similar to your four million pound chad pad what do you think tommy's proof machine oh oh i'm i'm really sorry that shouldn't have been there vic your girlfriend's looking a bit different mate what does that mean i just mean i don't think he's gone you better not be body shaming right now laser beam she has blonde hair this is this is a good change man i'm not setting my spawn point here um because no no no what do you mean move in with me vic star no he's coming with me tommy why are you shielding up i'm not gonna lie i am scared of you a little bit but it's fine no vickster's coming with me no no no no no no let me see if i can persuade you you're doing that again you're doing a call back an epic reference pod you can't just leave dave pogba that's not funny say park if you're an idiot pog oh no no so as you're doing it be like oh my god an apple has fallen on the prime log i need to eat it i need to eat it if i eat it you're not saying words that would have been the second thing please stop no seriously actually stop this is why i am referred to as fire fire person man this wasn't me what is that on top of the portal oh you met you met cleveland you've named and cleveland everybody you save it why why i don't know i've noticed you're on fire buddy you were you're good you're having some difficulty and you're just watching me burn yes anything i'm leaving no no i have advice for you look at this look at this you ready yeah you know what they say fight fire with fire take it i know what to do no no that was it no that's not you think you do have a big ego what compliment yourself oh come on of course i don't i have the smallest ego i've ever come what history compliment yourself why do you describe myself in two what's your strongest quality small ego i think my strongest quality is how small might be the first words correct yeah what's your strongest quality my strongest quality is being amazing okay my strongest quality is knowing when people are lying drug time i love drugs let's set the tree on fire no that's actually no that's not the truth what do you go by big ass small s little s little t s money big ass big fella big guy big man small guy small man small fella what do you go by better answer that for me uh he goes by small guy okay huh i just left i think you should get my s money i think that you shouldn't let bad boy halo dictate your life man you should be your own what does i was sleeping and i was having a good sleep and i was having a good dream and i had like 10 missed calls are you in a dome relationship i googled it yeah you have an imbalance of power huh you do you not have any other power touche you know if you weren't australian you wouldn't be that bad [Laughter] now it just looks obnoxious now it looks like it now it looks like it knows more than me it probably does what the [ __ ] i'm not stop stop stop that is me oh my god not only do they refer to me as fire person also is water you're not streaming or recording for a video are you bad i don't have to have a filter do i oh language language oh sorry jesus christ language i just said jesus christ yeah you gotta say language to everything you say tommy why language wall language if you say language you are a [ __ ] language how how how did you explain to museo that you've started dating your sister i i didn't really ask or explain anything it just can't happen that's a huge dick move love is love mate that's me i'm not sure if you have a good morals so how did he how did he feel initially about that um i mean well yeah like he didn't have a choice yeah doesn't sound like you're a very good friend well i mean i i'm an insanely respectful individual and i love his sister very much so he was happy that uh someone who's a good dude was dating his sister so there was no problems are you gonna get married probably i kind of like her a little bit hey you know if you don't get married i'm gonna i'm gonna clip that and send that to you every day she dumps me you're just gonna say yeah yeah i'm gonna or if orange like you know like she died or something i'll send that to you every day what the [ __ ] jesus no no no it will yeah no it'll be uh it'll get likes i've got a plan here's the press the button yeah i'm gonna press the [ __ ] button if you wanna leave me alone i swear don't make me get on the vlog we were just talking to our laser beam you know he's uh apparently there are lots of jokes about my girlfriend dying so i'm not really sure how i feel about this wait did you die no no dream no no is this energy being put into the universe i wasn't doing fire you know you didn't mother turned it on and it said oh he's fired no i don't think you did that doesn't sound like something i would that mum that mother that doesn't sound like something i would do i didn't authorize it that chat is that what i did here anyway yeah yeah yeah that was that was good that was good yeah yeah let's call it better be low why are you doing this why stop it i'm gonna i'm gonna combo this [ __ ] out are you are you even trying nice your helmet broke oh stop it wait did my armor break no it did oh i don't want this ginger fella in our land why not he sounds funny he's he's just he's got an accent tommy's from austria tommy you can't just you can't just discriminate people just because they're from vienna watch me you need to you sound funny you come back to the nether suit [Laughter] laser in a box what will he do all right boys come on no let's let's just leave him there oh my god how do we just connor where did you come from i didn't find anybody so i went back i was ringing a bell in this tent and then out oh my god dude what do you got against fortnite oh fortnight is for big [ __ ] what do you have against [ __ ] it's a good question that's a good question pretty good question especially from someone who hates man yes you're right guess i love [ __ ] now laser beam thanks for opening my thanks for opening my eyes tommy this gift box is for the best of the best yes i'm andrew amen thank you for being such an integral part of the dream community i hope you have a happy holiday and a wonderful new year love we can't say that at the top of just chatting we can't all right flip it flip it it's been a real a real pleasure meeting you wilbur and sad fundy i wish i could say the same oh yeah i hate you you're just a real you're just a real dick yeah explain why give me one reason why no yeah i'm just enjoying the sunset it's not setting it's like i'm just enjoying the sunset at six p.m i'm just in the sun doesn't set from another if you cut me off one more time i'm literally not gonna step through if you cut me off one more time yeah what are you gonna do i'm gonna start stabbing [ __ ] [Music] listen [Music]

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Length: 131min 46sec (7906 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 29 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Eye_Of_Cuthulhu]

Pog

[u/guessimdead1]

pogchamp

[u/IslewardMan]

YO HOLY SHIT

Big man innit might actually play calamity in his free time. That’s fucking pog.

[u/FuriousElectric]

Slimecicle also plays a lot of calamity music in some of his videos namely the one where he tries to beat Minecraft while people pay him to die

[u/Jacksamnord]

https://youtu.be/DbwTj6_p7lM this is the video the clip is from. It also has calamity music in the beginning.

[u/ChillyTheCrystal]

what's the song tho