The Dream SMP is a Minecraft survival server,
and nobody understands it, so I'm here to help. In the beginning, Dream created the heavens and
the earth, or actually, Minecraft did it for him. He invited lots of people to come play with him,
and they built some stuff together, taking a few breaks to go fishing. Dream moved underground,
Ponk lived with the chickens, and Sapnap and Alyssa built houses by the lake. Also, BadBoyHalo
happened at some point. Mobs murder Dream's horse, Dream and Sapnap murder George, and Sapnap murders
Halo's pet fish, which makes him very sad, so he quits. "Will you come back if we give you more
fish?" "Uh, yeah, okay, I guess." George steals Sapnap's horse, and Sapnap kills his own horse
trying to hit George, so they sue each other, and surprise! Sapnap wins and George is sentenced
to death. Sapnap might join him if he feels like it. Then TommyInnit joins the server. "Hey,
can I invite some friends?" "Sure, go ahead- oh." He then commits multiple murders and domestic
terrorism attacks before tunneling into a hill. He also steals some of Ponk's land and kills his
chickens, I'm sure that won't backfire on him or anything. Punz and Tubbo build houses by Dream's
bridge, Fundy hides in a cave, and Purpled becomes an alien. Dream is trying to listen to some music,
but all the best songs belong to TommyInnit, who just killed Alyssa because Alyssa burned down
Sapnap's house, because Sapnap burned down Ponk's lemon tree because Ponk... well, actually, there's
no reason, Sapnap is just a massive pyromaniac, and Ponk was getting really sick of being
bullied by every player in the server except Punz and Tubbo, those guys were angels. And Dream
is friends with Ponk and Alyssa. So you know what that means; Dream should steal the discs! Which
he wanted to do anyway. So while everybody else was busy committing various acts of arson and
murder, he snuck into Tommy's base and stole both the discs. Tommy found out almost immediately and
teamed up with Sapnap and Tubbo to get them back, but failed. In the meantime, Fundy logged on with
plans to kill Dream on sight, but when Dream was nowhere to be found, he decided to kill Tubbo
instead. He tried drowning Tubbo while he was eating pizza, but Purpled discovered him before
running away, giving Tubbo just enough time to break out of the trap. But Fundy killed him
anyway, and then moved on to Purpled because he wanted to test his cool new shovel. Purpled beat
up Fundy, then Fundy beat up Tubbo, then Purpled beat up Fundy again, then Tubbo and a creeper
accidentally beat up Purpled's redstone machine, then Purpled beat up Fundy a third time, before
they all talked it out in the new Socializing Club. Oh, and Tommy was there, he set the club
on fire. They all agreed to truce if Fundy gave Tubbo back his stolen pickaxe, so they went out
into the forest to find it. Fundy wasted their time until Purpled started trying to kill him, so
he told Tubbo where it was actually hidden. Tubbo took the pickaxe back and then joined Purpled
to kill Fundy, while Tommy joined the call and immediately left because it was too L̷̠͂͜ ̸̩̄͜O̴̭̽ ̶̲̟̆̓U̶̠̟̒ ̷̘̮̎D̴̮͎̋ He still wanted to help Tubbo though, so he followed them and ended up killing Purpled in confusion.
Fundy stole the items and broke the truce when he killed Purpled and refused to give the gear back.
Purpled was no match for him without his gear, so he decided to fight the battle another day. Tubbo
went to help Tommy steal his discs back by using an X-ray glitch to find Dream's secret base. They
failed to find the discs and decided to just trade away the chestplate, with Tommy stashing them away
safely in his ender chest. Then everybody decided to stop killing each other for a little while and
they became peaceful farmers for a day or two, until Purpled built a trap in the socializing
club for Fundy and accidentally killed himself, Tommy, and Dream in the process. A bunch of bees
die and then Wilbur and Eret join the server, I'm sure that won't cause any drama. Dream commits
genocide against Tubbo's villagers, causing him to relocate to a jungle base above the nether. Wilbur
decided he wanted to be rich, so he started a drug empire with Tommy until Sapnap found out
and tried to have them arrested. "Screw this, screw you, I have a right to sell drugs, I'm
making a new nation!" So all the europeans got together and formed L'Manberg, to which Dream said
"wait no, you can't do that, we own everything" and challenged them to war. L'Manberg fought many
battles, some of which they almost didn't lose, until Dream got bored and blew up the entire
city. "dude leave us alone, will you leave us alone if i give you my music discs, ok thanks bye"
So they continued their drug empire, inviting Jack Manifold, Quackity, and Niki into the city,
while Skeppy hid away from everybody else, and also maybe traded a dead horse for Tommy's cat
disc. Speaking of horses, Tommy's horse is dead, and so is Tommy, and Tubbo, and Dream. Purpled
and Jack attempt to establish capitalism and fail, while Dream, Tommy, Quackity, and Tubbo are busy
asking for Twitch subscriptions. Hey, you could make a religion out of this. Sapnap decided
to kill everybody's pets until they got mad enough to kill his pets, until he got mad enough
to declare war and massacre nearly every animal on the server. Hey, you could make a religion out of-
no don't. Karl Jacobs joined sometime in between, he collected music discs and built a pizza
parlor like the saint that he is. It's time for who should rule over l'Manberg? Usually
it would be Wilbur since he was the founder, but the parties of Swag, Schlatt, and Coconut
decided they wanted to try, too. Surprise, Schlatt and Quackity both win, and they immediately exile
Wilbur and Tommy. Technoblade watches Karate Kid and decides to become the Mr. Miyagi of Dream
SMP, mentoring the two in Pogtopia until they become strong enough to reclaim their homeland. In
the meanwhile, the entire universe hates Schlatt, Schlatt is on life support, and Manberg has
taxes. Then nothing happens for a few weeks, except demons and animal abuse, nothing unusual.
So to make everybody angry again, Schlatt hosts the Manberg Festival, and everyone's ready to kill
him. But he was suspicious of his right-hand man Tubbo, and asked Technoblade to publicly execute
him in front of the crowd. Techno agreed, then killed Schlatt, Quackity, and half of the crowd,
sending the entire server into chaos. Manberg still hates itself, Pogtopia started hating
itself, and everyone else hates both of them, eventually teaming up to create the Badlands.
Tommy travels back to Manberg with the intention of assassinating its leaders, but Quackity was so
mad at Schlatt's disrespect that he killed him, resigned, and joined up with Pogtopia. Also,
Wilbur went insane and tried to blow up Manberg. Twice. Schlatt ends up dead after trying to
attack Tommy and Quackity, Wilbur discovers his explosives have been destroyed, Dream reveals
there is an impostor among them, and the war begins. Pogtopia and the Badlands meet at a large
stick and have a tea party while discussing how much Manberg sucks, and a bridge is built between
the two kingdoms to help them destroy each other. Karl and Sapnap ignore the war and create their
own faction centered around bagels and rutabagas, shortly before they change their mind and
join up with Dream and Schlatt. Punz duels George over a firework until he climbs up a tree,
then George duels Sapnap until they're separated, then Sapnap duels Tommy until both their pets are
dead. Is it war time yet? I think it's war time. Everybody meets to decide whether they support the
rebellion or whether they support not supporting it. Surprise, most of the world supports it, and
they win! Not sure about Manberg though, looks pretty messy over there. Now that that's over,
L'Manberg rebuilds, Mexican l'Manberg copies their idea, Eret overthrows George and becomes king,
and Tommy is exiled for disturbing the peace. For a little while, everything was calm again.
Homes, restaurants, casinos, towers, bridges were built, and new faces tour the land during the
ceasefire. Somebody found an egg in their base, I'm sure that won't cause any problems. Mexican
l'Manberg was blown up before being turned into El Rapids, Australia just became itself, Gogtopia
simultaneously became itself and killed itself, Tommy wants to destroy himself but Dream beats him
to it, and everybody wants to kill Technoblade, so they do. You've got mail. It's from Technoblade!
He found you living under his house and asks you to be his friend. This also got forwarded to
Philza. They all decided to be friends because they had so much in common. Meanwhile, money.
Manberg holds a festival which is secretly an assassination plot against Dream, but Dream
destroys the community house and frames Tommy, who denies it and flames Tubbo before apologizing
and betraying Techno by switching sides, with Techno then leaving with Dream who now had
both music discs, and therefore, all the power he needed to destroy Manberg for good. After several
days of chaos, they return with Philza and an army of hounds, and the fighting begins. Withers
destroy the players, TNT rains from the sky to destroy the land, and Techno's team are there to
clean up what's left behind. When it was all over, everybody split apart and made some cities and
stuff. Ranboo forgets who he is, Ghostbur takes a vacation to purgatory, and Tubbo makes a small
team dedicated to taking down Dream, and producing enough nukes to destroy the universe if they
fail. Surprise, they succeed, and Dream dies twice before being thrown into Pandora's Vault. Wouldn't
it be nice to control the world, which right now are puppets, with no one controlling them? The
Egg empire, or Eggpire, wants to gain control, but Eret stops them and says "wait, no, you can't
do that, I'm the king, I have all the power." And the Eggpire said "how bout I do anyway?" And the
Eggpire invaded more and more and more and more of the world, and was planning to invade the entire
SMP. Tommy decided to visit Dream in prison to talk about life, but there was a security breach
and Tommy got locked inside with Dream while they waited. While they were trapped together, Tommy
decided to annoy and argue with Dream until they got into a fistfight, permanently killing him.
This makes a lot of people sad, so they build some statues and shrines to honor his legacy. Jack
takes over Tommy's old hotel to try to gain power, while the Eggpire actually does. They make
Puffy mad in the process though, so she joins Technoblade's team and they become the Syndicate
and become more and more powerful. Wilbur and Tommy briefly debate how cool it is to be dead
before Dream resurrects Tommy to prove he could, promising to revive Wilbur to create chaos. They
remain trapped together for nearly a week until Sam returns and rescues Tommy, now discovering the
world covered in blood vines and his home stolen by Jack Manifold. Schlatt decided he wanted to
make a return as well, so he asked Quackity to steal Dream's book of resurrection, which he
has yet to do. The world is covered in blood, the dead are coming back to life, everybody hates
everybody else, and we're all gonna die. Bye!
The video has a very similar vibe to “the history of the entire world, I guess” which is the best video on youtube hands down
tbh I don't follow the Dream SMP anymore, ofc you have every right to be engaged with it but I think it lost its magic, nowadays so much random stuff happens that it's easy to get lost and not understand the plots.