CRINGE #9

when you first meet him versus when you get to know him how could someone this innocent turn into such a beast hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome back to cringe the series where we take a look at the cringiest moments from all across the internet and um guys i got something top secret to show you we got merch coming bro check this out dude oh my it's just it's beautiful it really is what's up cuties anime girl t-shirt if you saw someone in school wearing one of these you just know that they're going to be stealing your girl bro i hope you guys love it as much as i do and yeah don't spend your money on only fans this month okay anyways yeah let's get into the cringe okay so we've got this girl here who i think's on tick-tock and she appears to be crying how sad but wait what's this no more crying kitten daddy's here we're breaking up posted one day ago why we can't break up two hours ago never gonna give up my 25 cent nugs hashtag rick rolled this is how they're getting people into mcdonald's these days i'm not sure if i approve or not it's kind of cringe but i like the effort max from a goofy movie is now insanely hot [Music] why are buzzfeed like this bro i was in hot topic and this guy roared at my gf i bit my lip ring so he knew what was up and he bit his snake bites i got closer and bit my lip ring again he hissed and retreated to the banty aisle my gf bit her hoodie sleeve and me how'd it appears i have won this battle [Music] when i see stuff like this sometimes i think a nuclear apocalypse wouldn't be so bad there's no greater threat than a man coming up to your girlfriend and roaring at her oof that's when you know like you've got a bit of competition you know this dude might steal your girl how come no one ever bullied me for my lunch money in high school just curious because you're like six foot five oh were you as big as you are now no i was only six foot two when i started high school exactly oh yeah i don't think getting bullied for lunch money is even like a real thing but if it was no one's gonna go and approach someone who's six foot two and be like give me your money you schmuck me coming downstairs knowing damn well my family just heard me getting railed [Music] it's evil it's diabolical hmm i must say that's quite an interesting thing to flex on tick tock to everybody bro my classmates legit took breakup photos like they deadass broke up and took pictures after dude i don't know whether to laugh or to cry my guy looks absolutely broken ah i can relate bro i really can i don't know about you guys but after breaking up with someone the first thing that comes to my mind is absolutely not yo do you want to take some pictures together yeah some breakup picks it'd be pretty cool for the gram must be so awkward so bel delphine tweets are saying feels like everybody knows who i am but literally nobody does keck and this dude says i know who you are i even know where you are and attaches four images of her which looks so creepy it's kind of like a creep shot from the back seat of his car or something spying on her oh my god that must be so creepy like bel delphi must look out for her window every night and think oh my god is somebody looking at me but hey she's probably sitting on like 50 mil from that only fans check she can just hire a bunch of security i guess so all the girls commenting chock me maybe think twice before asking that [Music] [Music] okay i've never seen such sheer strength in my life you definitely don't want to be getting shocked out by this dude but honestly i gotta really appreciate this guy's wink that is one of the smoothest winks i've ever seen in my life man so um i made this group because i had crushes on all of y'all at some point or still like y'all dude i i don't think this is how you shoot your shot with a girl like you should probably do it privately like one to one not add all 10 of them to a group chat at once it's not good luck right so we've got a post here in the facebook page epic gamers oh here we go no you're not a gamer i'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers no you're not most of you are not even close to being gamers i see these people saying i put well over 100 hours in this game it's great that's nothing most of us can easily put 300 plus in all our games i see people who only have the nintendo switch and claim to be gamers come talk to me when you pick up a ps4 controller then we be friends also dear all women pokemon is not a real game animal crossing is not a real game the sims is not a real game mario is not a real game stardew valley is not a real game mobile games are not real games put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once sincerely all of the actual gamers do you have a boyfriend no why starts dry humping you that escalated so quickly just like his pp flashbacks in class everyone taking notes concentrating paying attention me having sex flashbacks for the 20th time [Music] yeah you know what i i'm not like the other girls okay they just sit around in class laughing and giggling and taking notes you know on the science homework and i'm over here and i just i can't stop thinking about sex you know dude did i mention i have sex yeah my sex flashbacks are like so edgy in case you didn't know non-venomous snake bites look like this and venomous snake bites look like this what about these love bites given by my ex weird flex but okay guess what we just did ah dude imagine loading up snapchat and you see this on someone's story it's such a subtle flex oh hey guess what we just did guys yeah just down here in my bedroom my shirt off and some chick in the back pretty epic am i right what are you boys up to playing some minecraft losers when you straight killing the [ __ ] from the back and you see the beast you have become in the mirror hey man can i talk to you about genie i guess so what about her i've been talking with her a lot and we've grown pretty close i know you're her boyfriend and all but i was gonna politely ask if you could break up with her i just really feel a connection to her and she would be happy with me that's funny because she told me you were creepy and constantly text her even when she doesn't reply you need to stop talking to my girlfriend and get the freak out on my dms well you know she's just using that as an excuse because she'd rather tell you that than the truth which is that she met a nice charming alpha male you baiters are all the same what the frick did you make her block me to be honest i should thank you i didn't even want that ugly [ __ ] anyway have fun of her though beta you're insane did my man ready to say i was gonna politely ask you to break up with her i guess this is a new way to get a girlfriend huh find someone already in a relationship and message their boyfriend kindly requesting if he wouldn't mind just breaking up with his girl yeah dude do you mind it'd just be really great if you could just break up with her you know i just wanted to politely request it it broke high school hayden godfrey's heart when girls at his school didn't get a valentine's day gift because he wanted all of them to feel joy so he started working several jobs saved his money for a year and a half and bought a flower for each of the 834 girls at his school you know it's one thing spending your entire life's wages on tier free subscriptions to e-girls on twitch tv but this dude really took something to the next level no way did he work several jobs for a year and a half just to bite one of these chicks a flower that's a yikes voice you're a sim sim but honestly uh can we please take a moment to pay our respects to the boys who didn't get any valentine's day gifts it's not just the girls hayden you need to be putting in the work for the fellas as well like i don't know maybe buy everyone some like microsoft points that'd be cool work several jobs for like another 24 years and you should be able to do it all it takes is one anime is for kids for me to turn from this to this yo dude chill uh oh next up we have a video of bel delphine sing please adopt me oh h3 i know you have access to bel delphine's only fans content please send it to me via email thanks anyways guys that's it for this video i really hope you did enjoy and if you want to check out more click on the screen right now have you done it no you haven't done it yet do it anyways if you're still here i'll see you on the next one uh have an absolutely amazing day much love peace and by my merch when it comes out bro seriously

Channel: Fainted

Views: 965,936

Rating: 4.9727135 out of 5

Keywords: cringe, awards, cringe awards, cringetopia, funny, funny moments, reddit, memes, subreddit, r/cringetopia, cringe 8, cringe #8

Id: PUJ9YgoKttc

Length: 11min 18sec (678 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 31 2020