CRINGE #10

i'm infamously known as the real manifestation of the joker aka the clown prince of crime aka the jester of genocide i wasn't born i was created when the world treated me like a monster so i became one this is every six year old when their mum takes away their nintendo switch for the first time hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and today we're going to be exploring the most cringy moments from all across the internet hope you guys enjoy and let's do it subscribe to fainted bought our first house at age 19. what are y'all buying a 3.99 realty record that shows your dad bought it much like the company you run getting all big on the twitter timeline flexing that you just bought a crib when in reality it was just daddy's money thanks for 400 and on my 18th birthday too now that i'm 18 by popular demand i'll be starting at only fans at 500. i've been telling you to start one for months and now we're finally here wait hi i'm the real fortnite account your account will be suspended unless you show me a naughty picture please this is why no one plays fortnite anymore bro dude if you're gonna catfish as the fortnite twitter account at least have the name spelled correctly not fought nuked what is that if masks were necessary for our survival as a species we would have evolved one by now we haven't we have noses and mouths we have airways it is not natural for people to go around with face masks on in their general life and no amount of government propaganda can change that um neil do you wear shoes you very smart you were genius my sister said she was going hiking this is our backyard look at this dude wait till you see them and she posts onto her instagram a little flex pick here saying nature is the ultimate healer to all our problems hashtag nature lovers what a crazy adventure taking about 20 steps outside to your back garden yes flex that on the ground baby are the rumors true did he really kill those people he's a psycho be quiet he might hear us [Music] oh no is this supposed to be intimidating [Music] i think he's gonna kill us guys start running please notice me belle look here's a picture of the front and back of my credit card take it all um you're a freaking idiot it's probably ironic but if you were actually going to sim so hard for an e-girl to the point where you want to give them your credit card details it's probably not best to do it on a public twitter friend where literally anybody can go and spend your money like literally any 12 year old fortnight player could go and spend that money because you've just given out your details to everyone if your wife touches these you failed as a husband hmm lawnmower bins petrol pump and i can't i can't really tell that last one is that barbecue this is why divorce is so common in today's society it's because stupid husbands are letting their wives go outside and fill up the car with gas and mow the lawn don't get me started on mowing the lawn bro that is just out of control i was approached by an odd-looking 20-something guy that said [ __ ] dude how tall are you you're huge i said six for free with my boots on he said wanna join our blm movement to stir up some more [ __ ] i took off my glasses and glazed heart at him and showed him my belt buckle he screamed like a little girl and ran off he knew an ass kicking beatdown was next for him don't tread on me snake yeah that that's really intimidating dude if i saw someone flexing that belt on me in the streets i'm running it's a chad hello sir did you smash my girlfriend yesterday sorry i only speak minecraft enchanting table them out yeah minecraft 100 kit harrington stops to readjust during walk with rose leslie game of thrones star kit harrington stopped to readjust his trousers during a walk of his wife why is this a news article someone really spent like tens of thousands of dollars to get a journalism degree to do this with their life talking about someone readjusting his pee pee this is drama alert worthy content boys why do females expect us to wash our arse real men don't watch their [ __ ] i had gf trying to shame me because she said she could smell [ __ ] when we were in bed and i explained why i don't even wipe my ass with teepee because i'm not gay i know a lot of people who don't real men have skid marks and it is nothing to be embarrassed off yeah that's nasty mate how's this bloke managed to get a girlfriend and he doesn't even wipe his ass yeah i can't get one and i'm a handsome 10 year old anime girl with a million subscribers it doesn't make sense but seriously dude skid marks uh not something to be flexing if i'm honest like bro if you're going to bed and you've got your feces spewed all over the sheets that ain't healthy dog it really isn't harry do you have a girlfriend yes but lives in another nation which nation my imagination mine lives by the sea which sea my fantasy interesting why don't they just use their wands and uh make some crazy magic spell to spawn in a girlfriend i bet draco malfoy could do that easy message from tupac if you can't find something to live for you best find something to die for lil peep look at the sky tonight all of those stars are there for a reason xxx tentacion i'm not dead until i'm forgotten always remember that avicii wake me up when it's all over uh that's so bad i wish i could get this many people texting me literally the only text i ever get is from domino's telling me there's like a 50 discount on it's so annoying i'm not even joking dear men stop working out physical fitness creates a cycle of toxic masculinity that must be eradicated [Music] sorry boys you're not allowed to exercise anymore it's disgusting all right then boys i guess we're all just gonna get really fat and unhealthy no more physical fitness for you boy it needs to be eradicated they really just said let's eradicate fitness hello [ __ ] um what don't question mark me if you talk to my girlfriend like that ever again you'll get to see the demon inside me don't mess with me i will ruin your life your normal mate reveals teeth showing four big fangs what are you laughing at little boy this is literally just a 2008 xbox live text chat personal fitness trainer in singapore accused of inappropriately touching a client ah every man's dream to be the trainer of beautiful ladies yikes not sure it's the place to be writing that mate hi hello i have a crush on you your next line will be sorry i think you as a friend um actually i like you oh my god oh my god recently some people spam discord with false reports that this server was nsfw in an attempt to shut down the server discord contacted me to warn me that if my server is nsfw i have to mark it that way this server is not actually nsfw but i marked every channel in the server as nsfw anyway in order to comply with discord's request i'm currently speaking with a member of discord trust and safety to iron out the misunderstanding until then you will see nsfw h-gates on all channels these age gates will probably go away soon but um let's take a look at the server's emotes [Music] oh my gosh chief that's that's incredible yeah not too sure about that one mate this is not a drill dear men please stop wearing sneakers bud feed shut the hell up seriously though what kind of title is that for an article dear men stop wearing shoes no my horse prince um what is this app will you be my owner oh my days it's got a really good rating though maybe i shouldn't judge kylie jenner bravely ditches lashes fake nails and hair extensions during quarantine wow that is so brave how many likes can we get for our soldier on the front line today i slapped a man and he slapped me back people this guy legit slapped me back how dare you slap a woman back how dare you wait so it's cool for her to slap him but he can't slap her even though she was the one that initiated the contact like you can't just go and start a scrap with someone and then be like what you actually hit me back when you carry your personal cloud everywhere you go and we have uh these instagram pictures here and if you look closely it's almost as if every single one of these pictures has the same sky instagram photoshop tactics nice perfect gift for your love get it here these boobs are taken by a crazy and sexy husband don't touch he'll murder you did someone really go out of their way to spend money on facebook ads to have this t-shirt promoted on the website tiaa please subscribe and join to see my exclusive content on only fans yeah um no i don't think i will actually it just is cringe man the fact that this person is so intent on promoting that only fans page that they're like you know what's a good place to put it dude i'm gonna promote this on the local streets yeah there's gonna be like kids and old people walking past this some granny could be walking her dog and the next thing she knows there's this big sign saying subscribe to my only fans wow anyways that's it guys hope you enjoyed and i'll see you on the next one much love peace [Music] uh

Channel: Fainted

Views: 1,028,086

Rating: 4.9685574 out of 5

Keywords: cringe, awards, cringe awards, cringetopia, funny, funny moments, reddit, memes, subreddit, r/cringetopia, cringe 10, cringe #10

Id: DGM2H-dZ4dc

Length: 12min 0sec (720 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 15 2020