- Hey guys, and welcome to the Sidemen. - What? It's not,
"Welcome to the Sidemen." - Isn't this what we do? - Yeah go on, carry on. - What do we do? What do we do? What, what is this? - Just keep going. - We are the Sidemen! (everyone laughs) - Do it again, do it again. - Yo! (laughs) So today (laughs) you're going to find out how hard we can punch, and kick, and a lot of other things. (laughs) You guys ready? (laughs) - Why are you so nervous? - All right, so you may see me use the PowerKube before on my channel. Check it out. - Seriously? - Guys, come on! (everyone laughs) And I did pretty well there. So lets figure out how well
everyone else does today. Great. (everyone laughs) (intense music) Your boy, the boxer, the rapper. The whatever I wanna be. Gassed tings - Can someone please beat him? (everyone laughs) Someone please punch harder than him. - 'Ight, we'll see how hard I can punch. - [Ethan] Pro boxer. (everyone exclaims) (everyone laughs) - If I get to five digits I'm happy. - Yeah? - I'm a cripple. I got
a broken collarbone. - [JJ] Five digits. - Just sprint it. - So you want to do more than five? - [Josh] Five digits. Ten thousand. - [JJ] Oh okay. (laughter) I mean, I don't know. There
might be an earthquake. - [Josh] Let's go. Sprint. (JJ exclaims) (everyone exclaims) - If he gets more than you by the way, this video is called, "Why
KSI will lose to Logan." (everyone laughs) - [Josh] Behz power. (JJ exclaims) (everyone cheers) - Solid! - I'm getting nervous.
Why am I bare nervous? - Tobi you are our hope.
Tobi you're our hope. - Huh? - You're our hope. - Why don't you pray to it then? (everyone laughs) (JJ laughs hysterically) - Now you have to hit him. - I'm sorry. Oh God. Ah please don't hit. (everyone laughs) (intense music) (JJ groans) - Oh that's good. Geez. - Whatever my score is, type it into sidemenclothing.com. You'll get 20% off. Okay. - Let's go. - Get a low score. Low score, less digits. (intense music) (everyone laughs) - You don't want to give
them a discount? Wow! - No, that's my score. - Do it. (everyone exclaims) (everyone laughs) - I missed the centre. (everyone laughs) (everyone exclaims) - Can we classify these as straight right? - Yeah I know. We can't box so it's fine. (intense music) - All right well that was right punch. Let's move on to left. (everyone exclaims) (intense music) - My right hand is stronger
than your left hand. (Tobi laughs) - [Woman] Yeah but that was a straight and that was a hook, so
it didn't hit as well. (everyone laughs) - I wasn't serious. - Shut him down. (intense music) - [Simon] Oh. He turned it. (Vik cheers) (everyone applauds) - Why is your left
stronger than your right? (intense music) (everyone cheers) (intense music) - [Ethan] Where's that
hitbox? Where's the hitbox? Jesus. Slappy hand. (everyone exclaims) (JJ groans) - [Harry] Oh you missed. No, it's good. You nearly beat JJ. (everyone laughs) - This is going to hurt my wrist isn't it? (everyone cheers) Logan Paul! Jake Paul! (everyone laughs) - [Josh] It didn't work. - Oh that was funny. That was quite funny. (intense music) - All right, next one. Curb stomp. (everyone exclaims) (JJ grunts) (everyone laughs) - That's your go. That's your go. - Invalid. You're invalid. Invalid. Vik, this is your time to beat KSI. - Just get a score and you beat him. - As long as it isn't invalid. - Just step on it. (everyone cheers) - I beat JJ in a curb stomping battle. - I'm going to lose to Vik again. (everyone exclaims) - He's already dead! (everyone laughs) (everyone laughs) - [Ethan] I feel like jumping
throws off your accuracy. - I'm not going to jump. - [Ethan] Yeah! (everyone cheers) - Oh I missed! Still beat you! (everyone applauds) - It's not invalid. (everyone exclaims) (intense music) - Because Josh wants to do
it so much, one inch punch. - Josh has been at the punching bag. (intense music) (everyone exclaims) - [Simon] Okay. (everyone laughs) It didn't register. (everyone laughs) That made the squeaking noise. (everyone laughs) (intense music) - Welcome. Welcome to my team. (everyone laughs) Welcome to the team. (intense music) Welcome to the team. (everyone laughs) (everyone cheers) (intense music) (everyone exclaims) - No wonder he wanted to
do it. He's sick with it. - I did it as well. He's going like this. (everyone cheers) (everyone exclaims) (everyone cheers) (everyone cheers) (everyone exclaims) (everyone cheers) (everyone boos) (everyone exclaims) - Let's do kicks now. I don't normally kick
just, just for the record. - I bet Logan kicks harder than you. - He probably does. - But you scored a great
goal in the charity match. - [Ethan] With such power in those legs. - With such power and
great responsibility. (JJ exclaims) - [Tobi] You missed. (intense music) (everyone exclaims) - How is that? Oh my gosh. (everyone exclaims) - Just make sure you get higher. Yeah! (everyone cheers) - Oh shit! (intense music) (everyone exclaims) - At least you didn't kick them out. (intense music) (everyone exclaims) (intense music) - Hammer fist. - Are you doing UFC or boxing? - I don't even know. - He's going to do a Deji. He's going to knock
Logan down and carry on. (everyone exclaims) (everyone applauds) - [Simon] You're not
going to hit the ceiling. (everyone laughs) - JJ that laugh was so horrible. That laugh was so horrible. - [Vik] Oh my God. - [Simon] I don't know about, I don't know about jumping into it. - How is the UFC dummy? He
knows how to hammer fist. - He just stole my Kinder Egg. - [Simon] What a bastard. (everyone exclaims) (everyone applauds) - Oh weak. I missed. - How did you do it so well? - Someone stole your milk rounds. (everyone laughs) (everyone cheers) (intense music) - Next up, the Rikishi. (everyone laughs) - [Ethan] How much weight
can this cube take? - [Vik] Oh my God. (everyone laughs) - [Josh] He's going to miss the cube. (everyone laughs) Why'd he jump off? - I thought if you keep it compressed it doesn't register it. (everyone cheers) (everyone cheers) (everyone laughs) - I don't want to do this round. (intense music) - How can you be so
accurate with your butt. (everyone cheers) - At least your safe. - He got 3k. - How did I? I didn't even get that. - He got 1k. - Oh 1k. (everyone laughs) - I'll take it. - If it goes wrong for him,
he's permanently fucked. (everyone laughs) His vertebrae is gone and everything. (everyone cheers) JJ lost again. (laughs) (intense music) - Now we have the final
bonus round, the stag do. (everyone laughs) Come on boys. - If this registers, I'll eat the baton. - [Josh] Wait what? - You'll eat the baton? - You'll eat the baton? - Make it register. (everyone cheers) - [Everyone] Eat it! Eat it! - Not that end. Do the big end. - Wait. How about Vik goes first? - Yeah then he can eat it. Give him the hat. Give him the hat. Small head. Big head. Large
head. Extra large head. (everyone laughs) - [Josh] You beat JJ. - [Simon] He beat you. - What's going on? (everyone exclaims) (everyone laughs) - I have the best score. (everyone cheers) - Officer please. (everyone laughs) I'm sure I didn't steal. I didn't steal that TV I promise. I thought you just said
licence and registration. (everyone laughs) (scattered applause) (everyone laughs) - He looks like Mario. - He does look like Mario. Look at the size of his head. - I'll do a London tactic. (everyone laughs) Give me your phone bloke. - What? - Give me your phone. - I don't have a phone. (JJ exclaims) (everyone exclaims) - No. No. Well no. (JJ laughs hysterically) - [Josh] Yeah! London! - Check out more Sidemen. Be sure to scribe. - Scribe. Scribe. - Discount codes. - We already did it. - Fifty percent. (everyone laughs) (upbeat music)
