SIDEMEN FOOTBALL FEAR PONG

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- Welcome to Sidemen Football Fear Pong! So today, we're going to split into two teams- - Wait, we need a discount code! (Sidemen cheering) - What's it going to be guys? - Pong. - For how much? - For 15%. (cheering) Jeez. So, we're going to be splitting into two teams. There is a forfeit inside each of the cups here today. What are the teams, guys? Does anyone want to reveal? - [Boys] You want to. - You want to say. - So... (laughing) You see? Ay! I'll be joining force with man like- (laughing) Oh. Man like JJ, and man like Toby to make up team Nigeria. (laughing) Say nizzy, hey. (all laughing) - This will be a jolly great time, isn't it, guys? Jolly great time. (laughing) - So, in the middle, if you just part the Red Sea quickly, we have a bucket. The bucket is filled with the forfeits we have on offer today. Are you ready to play Football Fear Pong? (dramatic music) (dramatic music) - Ah, ah. - Ah, ah. (dramatic music) - Obviously, our team has Vik, so we're going to put him first. - I've got faith in him, you know. - Go on. - A little- (cheering) - Dead ting. (laughing and groaning) - Okay. - Bit too much. - Bit too much- - We're saved! (laughing) - So dead. - Are you ready for the Naja power? (laughing) (suspenseful music and shouting) - Yeah! (shouting in foreign language) (suspenseful music) (metal ricocheting) (laughing) - Yeah, great. Brilliant! - [Man] Oh, Lord. (clapping) - That was great. You keep doing that, you keep doing that. - Go Josh. (suspenseful music) - Okay, mere willpower. That's what we're gonna call it. (shouting and suspenseful music) - Oh, it's looking- - Oh, it needs to float more! (shouting) - Are you doing juju? (laughing) Are you doing juju? (shouting and laughing) The ball will go in. - The ball will go in, eh? - It will go, it will go. It will go, it will go. (suspenseful music) - That's a good effort, good effort. - I rate the attempt. - I don't, I don't. - Why's Harry wearing a hashtag shirt? - Mate. (laughing) He's a babe. - Who wears a hashtag to a Sidemen football shoot? - Don't forget to hashtag it. - I won't, I won't. There we go. (laughing) (mumbling and laughing) - Come on! - I went for a little dinker, it was all right. - It was a stinker, not a dinker. - Don't worry, yeah? I've changed my technique. (laughing) The technique has changed. (laughing) - He's going to talk like this the whole video, bruv. - Dink it in. (crosstalk and laughing) - Oh, no, no, no, no. (laughing) - You know what? He's going to be the first one to get one in. (wind blowing) - What the fuck is this kid doing? - He's moving at pace, he's moving at pace. (all laughing) - What was that? - Ah, ah. Oh, it didn't even reach past the bucket. (laughing) - I rushed it. - That is how far you- - [JJ] We had so much excitement. - You know in, like, beer pong if it stays on your side- (laughing) - You stopped halfway through your run. - I panicked, okay? I panicked. (upbeat guitar music) (shouting) (screaming and upbeat music) - Yeah! - All right, what's the forfeit? (upbeat music and chattering) Makeup! (laughing) - Oh, no. - What, is that everyone or not all of us? - One. - I think Harry looks like the best girl. - I don't think so. I've already done the James Charles one- - I mean, I don't think it's going to be makeup. - Actually, me and you got makeup on us in that video. - I'll do it. I want to do it. - You've got a beard, mate, you can't- - Yeah, I'll do it. - It's not a forfeit if he wants to do it. - Josh, but we choose. (laughing) - [Man] Can't be racist. - All right. - [Man] Don't just write the n-word. - No, I'm just... - [Man] Are you actually- - I'm doing his lips. (upbeat music and wind blowing) I'm doing his lips. - [Man] It's already broken, it's already broken. (wind blowing) - How's that happened then? - How hard was you pushing? (laughing) How's that happened then? (laughing) - [Man 2] How've you broken the lipstick? - [Man 3] You're too powerful, man. That's what it is, you're too powerful. - (mumbles) too strong. Are you drawing a penis? - No. (laughing) That's exactly what it is... (laughing) That's exactly what... (laughing) - Are you drawing balls on my-- I can feel, it feels like balls. Are you drawing balls on my...? (crosstalk and laughing) - Not yet. - You're laughing. (laughing and wind blowing) - I'm laughing... (laughing) - How thick is that? How- (laughing and wind blowing) - I can feel it. I can feel it. (laughing and wind blowing) - I'll tell you what, yeah, just let JJ do it. - Oh, no! (laughing and wind blowing) - Oi, it tastes nice though. - [Tobi] Bro, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - What! Fuck you, that was my eye, bro. - [Vik] Give him brows like mine. - [Man] Oh, yes. - [Vik] Jeez, my brother! - I hope it doesn't come out like that. - [Tobi] Rah, he looks like Vik. - [Harry] Aye, he's looking saucy, he's looking saucy. - [Man] Stop, don't eat it! - [Ethan] Bro, he's eating it bro! - Let me see this side. What is that side? - What's this? - No, it's not, it's not. Manifestation, it's the McDonald's M. - It is, it's a hairy McDonald's M. (laughing) - [JJ] A hairy McDonald's M. - Anyway, it's my go, so let's go. - [Ethan] Oi, YouTube, I rate you, you know? - Okay, are we good? I mean, are we good? Yeah? We good? Are we good? Oh, watch this. (upbeat music and shouting) - He's powered up! (groaning) - Ay, mate. - If you went, like, two steps back and the same power, and you'd be there. - Why do you want to scoop from there? - I don't want to scoop. - Scoop. - I don't want to scoop. - Scoop, scoop. - You don't want to scoop? - I don't want to scoop. - Why does he not want to scoop, huh? - I don't want- - The scoop worked. The scoop worked. Why do you want to do something that- - I want to kick it. - You want- - I want to kick it. - All right, go kick. Go kick. (upbeat music and shouting) - Hey, you was close, but you should- - I wanted to kick- No, I don't like the scoop. I don't want to scoop. - We are heating up now, eh? (clapping) We are heating up now. (upbeat music) - Yes! No! (shouting) - This is so hard. This is so hard. (upbeat music) - Sco pa tu manaa. (upbeat music and shouting) - That was inches. - Scoop (speaks in a foreign language and laughing) - Little dink. A little dinky-dink. - Little dinky-dink. - Little dinky-dink. The Harold dinky-o. (upbeat music) (shouting) - It's looking good! (groaning) - Sco pa tu manaa., eh? - Sco pa tu manaa.! - [Simon] Ay, he's going for the scoop. (upbeat music) (upbeat music and shouting) - I love you. - Sco pa tu manaa! - [Josh] Why have they mastered the scoop? - [All] Sco pa tu manaa. - Oh, it's the tweet, it's the tweet! It's the tweet, it's the tweet. - You have to tweet something, for Harry's account. - Oh, no. - [Ethan] Go and get your phone number, then, bugger. (laughing) - Oh, no. - Wait, can we tweet anything racist? - [Simon] No. - [Harry] No, no, no, mate. (laughing) Do your worst. - What are you thinking? - "Not gonna lie, I hate Nigerians." - No, you can't do that. - Come on, man! - Okay, okay. Ay, ay. "Not gonna lie, glad I kicked the ball in my mom's face, the dumb bitch." (laughing) - My mom checks my Twitter as well, she's going to be upset about that one. - What, and you don't think JJ diss track was the worst thing that could happen. (laughing) - "Proper pissing me off." - "She's being a proper cow. She's being a fucking cow." "She's being a proper cow." (laughing) - "Rn." Right now. (laughing) - Tweet it. - All right, are we ready? Can I tweet? - Yep. Send it. - All right. "Not gonna lie, kind of glad I kicked the ball in my mum's face, the dumb bitch. She's being a proper cow right now." - I reckon, if you take out the "dumb bitch", it's more believable. - That's what I thought because Harry would say she's being a proper cow. - [Vik] Take out the "dumb bitch". - Get rid of the "dumb bitch", and then just put... - All right, three, two, one, tweeted. - Your mom's a cow, (mumbles). - All right, this is for my mother. (laughing) (groaning and wind blowing) - All right, MVP. - MVP, come on. - [JJ] MVP! - [Tobi] For the passport. For the green passport. (piano music and wind blowing) - Try something new. - [Harry] He's gone local. - If it goes wrong, I'm- - It's less power than you think, that's what we've realised. - Same-day delivery. (wind blowing) (shouting) - Bro! We are- why can't...? - They've got clingfilm on theirs. - You stinker! (shouting) - Thank you (mumbles). (upbeat music and shouting) - I've hit the rim every time. - [Ethan] JJ, sink one now, please. - [Tobi] Yeah, JJ, come one, you've got this. - Ay, it is my time. It's my- - [Ethan] It's time, bro. - I need to sink it. (upbeat music) - Scoop, scoop. (upbeat music) - Sco pa tu manaa! (upbeat music and shouting) - That was so far in. - [Ethan] Bro! - [Vik] Stop scooping. - [Ethan] Ay, you're just mad... - All right, I just want you to stand at the tip of the bins... - Yeah. - And just pass it back to me, and I'll just- (upbeat music) - Too far over. Too far over, too far- (shouting) - Why am I doing the accent? (laughing) I've changed teams, I've changed teams. (laughing) - I'm an ice cream man, so all I know is scoop. - [Josh] Did he say he's an ice cream man? - What about, like, Calippos and that? - Ay, boss man. - Nah, scoop ting. (shouting) - [Simon] Oh, my God. (screaming) - We need to stop him, we need to stop him. - Praise the Lord! - Can we break his shins or something? - Praise the Lord! - It's a trick shot. - Trick shot. - It's a trick shot. - Look... (wind blowing) - Ay, honestly, if he gets it off the floor, that counts as two, please. If he gets it off the floor and in. - Into the bin, okay. - Hat-trick. - Why is he the only one that can do this? (JJ singing) - For the passport! (shouting and upbeat music) - Fuck! - I am determined to get this in. - He'll get it in, he'll get it in. He'll get it in. (laughing) - I'm being distracted, I don't think that's fair. (laughing) - [Vik] Go on, Harry! Guernsey tractor shot. - Who you praying to? - Love that, love that, love that, love that. - Not to my God. (laughing) (shouting) - No way. (screaming) - I have to start scooping. (Harry stammering) - The Lord has delivered. The Lord has delivered! (laughing) - It's the dress. (laughing) - Oh, boy. - What we've done here today is we've come out boujie: we went to Karen Millen, and we got two of the finest brightly coloured dresses. - Man said Karen Millen. Oi, you niced them. - We don't play around on the Sidemen channel. We went Karen Millen. So, whichever number you guys think you'd look prettier in, take your pick. They're brightly coloured. - I think Vikks could fit in this. (laughing) - Oh, no. That's slim. - I'll wear that one. - That's quite nice, I'll wear this. Fuck it. (laughing) - We need more. - All right, don't worry. - We need more. - We've got more of that. - Remove the bin. Remove it! Remove the bin. - How've we not go a single bin yet? (shouting)- [Ethan] Oh, yes. Oh, yes! That's a beauty right there. - [JJ] Vik, give us a little twerk. - [Ethan] Give us something Vik. - [JJ] A little twerk. (wind blowing and laughing) - [Ethan] You dirty bitch. (laughing) - [JJ] Shake the booty. Shake the booty. - I've got a bit of class actually! - All right, boys, we need to get a bin. (upbeat music and wind blowing) - It's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right. - [Tobi] Give me the ball. (laughing) (shouting) - Fuck, too much. - He's been practising these scoops before we came here, 100%. (laughing) - It was just here. - Josh, can you stand a tip there and throw me a little header? Yeah, kind of a high looper and I'll and... (shouting and wind blowing) - Oh, no! - That was a good idea though, mate. - [Ethan] We're copying. - You good? (wind blowing) - Oh, my God. (shouting) - They can't cat our tactics. - Are you going for two? (upbeat music) (screaming and dramatic music) - Who spanked him? - Me. (laughing) - Wait, wait, wait. Before we go over there, Vik needs to choose the other bin. - Yeah. Okay, so I got the front bin, we'll take that. I'm also going to take, yeah, back left, back left. Back left, please. - Oh, okay, now we can look, now we can look. - We get to kick the ball at them guys. So, the first one that Vik got is "red ass", so we get to kick a ball at each of them. - At their bottoms. - And then, the other one is "egg in a cup", so one of them has to drink a raw egg. - Well, how are we going to do this? Are we- Like, how do we... - Rock, paper, scissors, shoot? - [Simon] JJ, you're training, man, that's protein. - That's hella protein. - Shut up, man. Yeah, and that's also salmolena. (laughing) - It's what? - Salmonella. - Salmonella, yeah. (chattering and wind blowing) (hands slapping and wind blowing) - Guys, come on. - [Simon] Tobi's doing it. Ah, no! (laughing) - Why did he change from rock? - Yeah, I was like, "I'm never leaving rock." "I'm never leaving rock." (laughing) - I thought one of you would change to paper. - I just looked at him, like, knowing, "I'm not changing rock." And I could see he's not changing form rock. (laughing) - And you're there like... - Yeah, let's go. - Lads! Yeah, we're going one at a time, by the way. - Oh, can I go first? - Yeah, Harry's going first. I'll go here. - You ready, boys? - Yes, lad. - (mumbling) so hard. (shouting and laughing) - [Simon] Yeah, but that's the point. - (mumbling) very close. - [Simon] That's the point. - (mumbling) man. We are Nigerian men! (mumbling) We need to do the video. - And you can really hit it. - He's going to get me. (screaming) - Oh, no! Oh, no. Oh, no. - [Harry] That's worse. That was way worse. - That made such a foul noise! - I'm about to cry. (groaning) I beg. I'm in pain. (laughing) - Ay, I was going to stand in the middle- - I ain't in the middle anymore. - Nah, nah, you're good, boy. - Allow it, allow it. - I'll swap with you for the raw egg. - Allow it, man. - I'll swap for the raw egg. - I've been fucked. Oi! Aim for the other people, man! - Sorry to guys. - [Vik] Sorry to guys. (screaming and laughing) - About, about, about, I can't, I can't, bro. I can't be bothered man. (laughing) - Oi, I even pointed at it as well. I even said that one. (laughing) - Come, come. - Don't touch me. - Come, man. - This is evil. - Come, my Nigerian brother, come. Come. You have suffered enough. - Full send, Vik. Everything you've got. - [Simon] Go on, full send. (shouting) - Not bad, not bad. - Yes. (sigh of relief) - Nice hit, Vik. - Oh, we've got the egg in the cup. - Protein, bro. What you saying? - Ah. - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. - Open the gullet and just swallow. (wind blowing) (shouting) - Down the hatch, down the hatch, down the hatch, down the hatch. (cheering) - Oi, well done! - That texture is vile. Am I wham? - Oh! (spitting sound) - They're spitting at me. (spitting sound and wind blowing) - [Tobi] Oh, I love that, Ethan. Backspin. (groaning and wind blowing) - You don't get two for this anymore, Vik. - It's fine, it's my last shot. - Oi, V, you're looking kind of buff, you know? Hey! No way. (groaning) Mate, he's on (mumbles) you know? - Chip with backspin, I've worked out. I've done the math. (wind blowing and laughing) - Oh, oh. (playful music) (screaming and playful music) - Boys, we know what this is, as well. - Red ass. (laughing) - Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Revenge. - [Harry] All right, let's just get this over and done with. - Revenge is sweet. - Ay, you can look, but it's going to hurt. - No, I'm turning. - Now. (screaming) - It went low, it went low, it went low. Can we get four goes because there's like four of you? - Nah, you've got a bigger target. - Harry, don't look, it's worse if you look. - Nah, I'm looking, I want to see who kills me. (screaming) - You fucking what, blad? You fucking what? (laughing and screaming) - Oh, I've moved into the middle. - Ay, JJ. - Brilliant. - JJ fucked it. - It's fine, he'll be out of breath by the time- (laughing) - Oh, really? - No, Vik said that. (laughing) - Oh, he's poppering. - [Tobi] Harry, stop looking, bro, it's gonna hurt more. (screaming) - Oh, my asshole! - Damn! I hit that well. (laughing) I hit that real well. (laughing) - You know what the worst part is, right? - What? - I was like, "Right, cover my legs." Pulled my shorts down, so I had less protection. - Oh, shit. (laughing) - You got me right on it. (mumbling) All right, we ready? (spitting sounds and upbeat music) (upbeat music and shouting) - It was never gonna work. My team don't believe in me! My team don't believe in me! Harry, go. - duct tape hands together. - [Harry] duct tape hands together is the lightest one. - JJ is doing everything from his hands, like. - No, he's... - I'm just scooping. - [Ethan] To be fair... - [Josh] He's the one who's scooping. - He started doing knees and stuff with his hands. - Yeah. I'd say go JJ. - I just think this is racism, really. (laughing and indistinct mumbling) - Yeah, we'll go JJ. (laughing) - Okay, I'm armed with the duct tape. JJ, do you remember when you duct taped through a chair? And, yeah, you push the chair over. - [Tobi] I remember that. - I don't know if you remember that, but... - [Harry] Oh, yes. (JJ shouts) - Ay, this is gonna suck to take off. (wind blowing and chattering) - I think that's all right, he's not getting out of that. - Oh, yeah. - [Ethan] Yeah, Vik's so gassed. - [Tobi] Your chest looks good though. - Yeah, you look hench like that, to be fair. - Oh, really? (laughing) - Ay, JJ's gonna start walking around like this everywhere. - Ayo, what's up? Ay. I don't have my arms, but I don't need my arms. - Get height and reduce distance. (laughing) - [Vik] It is really hard, you do need balance. - Don't think about it, just dink it in. Love that. - Don't think about it ever again. - Catch it. (laughing) - You can't stand in front of the bins. - Yeah well, I'll get out of the way if it's coming my way, but it's not going in. - Aim for his chest. Pass it to his chest with a scoop. (upbeat music and laughing) - Ay, you look like a mug! You look like a mug! - Harry, I volunteer you, because I'm going on holiday. - [Harry] You volunteer me? - It's a wax strip. - Yeah, I can't, I can't. I cannot. - [Harry] Okay, I'll take it, I'll take it. - Let's get that snail trail. (groaning) - Do we get two strips or one? Because it's two strips, isn't it? - Can you do my leg and this? The snail trail, I feel, my belly won't (mumbling) wax, and it'll be a bit of an issue. - So chest and? - Chest and leg. - All right. Lay down, bitch. - [Harry] Lay down? - Lay down, like you did to me. (Harry screaming) (laughing) - No, please. Ay, ay, ay, I beg, please. - [Josh] Can you imagine? - It's the feeling before that actually hurts the most. - [Ethan] Rub it in good, rub it in good, rub it in good. - Oh, no! - Give me some warning when you're going to do it? - [Josh] Do you want to hold my hand? - Yeah, can I? Please. - Let's heat that up. (laughing) Heat that up, brother. - One. (screaming) - [Tobi] You might as well clean it up, mate. - He's bleeding, he's bleeding. - [Ethan] Where do you want it on your leg, mate? - That shin's looking real tasty. - [Ethan] Where do you want it? - [JJ] Oh, that lower shin. - [Tobi] That right shin. - Look at that shin. - I think back here's a nice little spot. Just- - [Ethan] Just there. - Three, two... - Oh, just fuck him up. (screaming) - Look at the damage, look at the damage. - Jesus, I mean, at least it's clean, at least it's clean. - That is a clean one. - Well, that's a smooth leg right there. Jeez, all right. - Hello! We would request a rearrange. (shouting) - We would like a three, two, down the middle. Yeah, Vik, bit more over me, mate. I see your little shit house antics. Yeah, close. I want them touching. Thanks! We've requested our rearrange. - And it has been granted. - It has been granted. (upbeat music) - Oh, my God. (upbeat music) - Yes. - Oh, my! (groaning) Oh, my God. - It ain't supposed to happen, I don't think. - Trying to end this, as well. Quick scoop ting. (groaning) (laughing) - We're trying to end this. - Harry, scoopah-doop. (screaming) - Come on! - That's what we're talking about. Come on! - Ay, Josh, you ain't go one yet. - What's the Trump card? - Oh, no. - What's Trump card? - That's us. Fuck you. - That's their own team. Your own team. (groaning) (laughing) - Okay. So, we got a Trump card, which means that we have to do the forfeit. (laughing) And the forfeit- - It's not going well. - And you've got to do it, because you got it, bro. - Do I? Is that a thing? I didn't know that was a thing. - [Ethan] We want to bite into it, and get the citrus in there, mate. - Get the citrus in there. All right. - We want all the citrus in there, mate. - Squeeze! - Suck into that now, you piece of fuck. (laughing) - [Ethan] Yeah. I love it when you suck that. - That is outrageous. You're not getting the passport. You're not getting the passport. (wind blowing) - It's stuck on my teeth. - All right, let's carry on. (wind blowing) - Oh, what's he doing? Okay. - He's just doing exactly what you said. - Josh, it's your turn. (shouting) - We just go that one. - Scoop. (shouting) - Let's go, that's it, that's it. (groaning) - All right, I'm going to try the bounce. (spitting sounds and wind blowing) I can't shoot with spitting with spitting at me. - [Harry] Let's go, Minter. Oh, he's gone and got it. - [Simon] Got the line. (laughing) - Oh, yes. - Yeah, that's it. There we go. Thank you. (upbeat music and screaming) - Done though. Hands behind the back, hands behind the back. Look at the hands. Look at them. - Ay, look at my hands! - Look at them. - My hands are behind my back. - Single thing, reveal yourself. Duct tape! (groaning) - Just don't take Vik. (laughing) Yeah, let's make him absolutely useless. - [Harry] Best player, to be honest. - Yeah, your best bet player, so. - I'm in a dress. - I don't care. - But I really- Oh, that (mumbles)! Oi, wait, wait, wait. - Nah, nah, come back, bruv. Look what you did to JJ, you lot. (laughing) - Thank you, thank you, my Nigerian brother. - For my brother. (Vik shouting) - I'm not getting out! - He's good now, he's good now. (laughing) - You look kind of wham, though, Vik. - For the love of all that's holy. (wind blowing) (shouting) - Your (mumbles) headed that, I think. - Like a bounce. - So it bounces. - So it bounces, you're got to go... - Oh, you were more like a... okay. - You should make sure it bounces then goes in. (shouting and playful music) - Come on, no-handed Vik. - He's going to do it. He's going to do it. - If this guy does it with arms down, I'm dead. (shouting) - That's genuine anger, right there. That's real, real big star anger. (playful music and groaning) - Keep going. Keep going. (playful music) - Nope. - No, please. (screaming) - Come on! Finally! - Your punishment, reveal yourself. - Makeup. - Makeup, yes. - Ay, let's go. All right, who wants it? - I'll take it. (cheering) - Okay, right. Revenge. - Oh, do I have eyebrows now? You've given me a monobrow! I've got the hairline. No, you're writing something. He's writing nonce, isn't he? He's written nonce, hasn't he? It says nonce, doesn't it? - [Simon] Yeah. - [Vik] Give him whiskers, give him whiskers. Give him whiskers. - [Tobi] Oh, my gosh. - [JJ] Ay, yeah, yeah, they've done you dirty. - (mumbles) It says nonce on my head. What does it say on my head? It says nonce on my-- I knew it. I knew what he was writing already. (upbeat music and wind blowing) (upbeat music and groaning) - Oh, no. - Son of a gun. - Oh, no. (screaming and upbeat music) - Ay, something's off, something's off. - Yes, Behz. (screaming and upbeat music) - Single bin, reveal yourself. (groaning) - Come on, then. - Three of us have to do it. - Three types of chillies lads. - So, what I'm going to do is I'm going to have each type of Chile in my hand, and randomly you're going to pick. So, do you want the middle, right, or left chilli? - [Simon] So, that's my left and right? - [Josh] Your left, yeah. - I'll take the right chilli please. - You'll take the right chilli? - Is that good or bad? Like... - Do you know what the hot one is? I've got a red one. - I think yours is different to ours. (Vik mumbling) - Cheers. - Cheers. - [Ethan] Water's just going to make it worse. I love that for you, bro. - Oh, it's got some heat to it. It has got some heat to it. (coughing and screaming) (singing) - He's got it! Oh, no. (coughing) (upbeat music) - That was nice, that was nice. - Come on, lad. Oh, that's- oh, no. - No. (screaming) - [Harry] The comeback is on! (mumbling and screaming) - Oh, so, would you believe it, they've just got chilli as well. Double chilli wammy. - All right, who wants to go first? - I'll go. I'll pick middle, please. - Okay. - Left. - [Tobi] Right. - You actually did get that. That one was middle and that one was right. - You ready, boys? That's the hottest one. - Ay, someone give me water, man. Someone get me water, please, I beg. (screaming) Someone get me water, man. - JJ has no, he has no hands. And eat chilli? That's the worst combo. (groaning) - Fucking hell. - It's not nice. It's really not nice. But I'm okay. - You're good, bro, you're good. (cheering) - Not bad, actually, not bad. - You're fucking shit, (mumbles). Oh, no. - Yes! How's it gone that far off? - Why don't I aim at him? - [Tobi] Oh, my God. - [Ethan] Oh, no. - Can I just do a throw in? - Go on then, mate, yeah. (shouting) - [Simon] Full send. (upbeat music) (screaming and upbeat music) - If the Go Pro weren't there you've not got that. - It's the dress! Finally. - Yes! - Finally. - I mean, you've makeup on your face, and JJ's dying from the chilli. Give me the dress, boys. (laughing) - Little pink number as well, yeah? Jeez. - How has this happened to me? (laughing) Should I get my little nip out? (laughing) - Jeez! I could chuck you about. - Ay, there was no way anyone else was getting in this dress. - Three cups left on each team. Big stakes now. We're struggling with this, it's harder than we thought it'd be. So, the next team to score a cup gets the win, and the other team have to do all three cups. (shouting) - Everyone understands the consequences of the next one, right? - Yep. - [Harry] All right, let's go. - All three. (mumbling) - JJ, please sink. - Nope. - Oh, he's a stinker. - Fuck! - Get out the way. (shouting) - Ethan. This dumb dress. - Sco pa tu manaa. - [Josh] Miss, miss, miss, miss, miss. - [Harry] Surely not. - [Josh] Miss. - Yes, lovely, lovely, lovely. (mumbling) - For the meathead. - Meathead. (groaning and upbeat music) - [Harry] Donde esta? - [Simon] You're bad ting. You're bad ting. - What's he doing? - That's too far forwards, sorry. (laughing) - Anytime today, chief. - Oh, my God. - Oh, that's in. - [JJ] Oh, my God. (screaming) - Yes! Yes! Yes! - Don't touch my tits! - Yes! (screaming) For the green and white. - For the green and white, bro. - For the green and white. - For the green and white. Are you really gonna leave me hanging? - What do you mean am I gonna leave you hanging? - Are you really gonna leave me hanging? - How am I gonna--? - Jeez, (mumbling). - Back off, man. - What? I just said "hey." - What? - All you girls are the same. (laughing) Just say hi and you tell me to back off. (laughing) - So, one of the buckets was to eat a lemon, and one of the buckets was to eat an egg. However, I'm ready to barter with you. We won't eat the lemon, you don't eat the egg. However... - Yeah, of course. - We still have back slap. - We still get to back slap. - And we still have ice bath. Or do you want to take the ice bath off as well? - No, you'll do the ice bath. You'll do the ice bath. - I just heard Josh say he'll take it. - Nah, nah, nah, nah. - The Nigerian back slap. - From the heavens. - Where d'you want it, here? - Shut up, please. (shuddering) (groaning) - There's a hand print. - That's a stinger. - That's a high-five, mate. That was a high-five. (crosstalk) - I could have wheeled it back. I could have wheeled it back. I was nice. I could have wheeled it back. - It's there, it's there. (groaning) - "There's no bloody hand print." Fuck you, come stand here. (groaning) - Oh, he's not happy with that. He's not happy with that. - Oh, he is happy, he's happy, he's happy with that. - No, I'm not! - [Josh] Oh. - All right. Come on. - Oh, shit. - Don't-- Why are you patting me like that? - He's aiming. - I'm aiming. - He's aiming. - What, are you gonna go up to Logan and be... (laughing) What? - Wheel it out. (groaning and laughing) - Naruto. (laughing and screaming) - Let me see this. - Doesn't look pretty, to be honest, doesn't look pretty. - [JJ] I hit him hard. (laughing) (dramatic music) - Put your heads together, put your heads together. - Lift it a bit higher. - Nah, nah, nah, that's painful, that's painful. Go from here, go from here. Put your heads together. Shut your eyes. - Shut your eyes, man. - Shut your eyes. (dramatic music) (screaming) -It went on my back! (screaming) - [Simon] He got away with it. - [Ethan] I got away with that! (upbeat music) - My dress is ruined! My dress is ruined! (laughing) - I can't believe this.
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Channel: Sidemen
Views: 15,634,260
Rating: 4.9244227 out of 5
Keywords: sidemen, sidemen sunday, #sidemensunday, Sidemen Fear pong, sidemen forfeit, sidemen football forfeit, sidemen sunday football, sidemen football fear pong, sidemen pool pong
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Length: 30min 22sec (1822 seconds)
Published: Sun Sep 08 2019
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