Generation Gap

oh hey you must be the new guy yeah I'm Jason I'm James that's your first semester uh no I'm a senior oh nice me too cool yeah our other roommates of freshman oh so he's a young guy huh yeah well he actually skipped a few years cuz he was so smart it's made him a little socially awkward but he's cool oh yeah hey I had two younger brothers so you know what that meant yeah well James he's really really young ah good afternoon James I'm so pleased you could join us allow me to introduce myself my name is Spencer shanks and uh pleased to meet you likewise he's got a good grip yeah he really latches on to that finger James you must be weary from the exertion of moving apartments do you require help with your luggage I of course lack the muscle development to lift anything other than a binky but perhaps Jason could oh yeah I'll go get your stuff you guys have fun oh all right Jason hold on don't don't leave come join me James let us get to know one another that's nice yeah so Spencer hmm Jason says you're really smart he flatters me I try not to discuss it too much I fear that it would alienate me from the other students I wish to blend in as much as possible right so what are you studying the pre-med and business I know it seems excessive but I thought it might make me more attractive to the ladies they seem to want a man who can provide the comforts of life personally all I look for in a woman is a strong maternal instinct that makes sense so what are your interests James oh um I've gotten into cooking lately oh oh I found this amazing recipe the other day I should cook it for you guys sometime oh that's very generous of you I'm afraid though that I shall not be able to digest solid foods for at least another three months oh yeah sorry um geez uh this um that was insensitive of me to talk about food not at all and James forgive me but you seem uncomfortable does the age gap between us bother you mm-hmm-hmm no is it my small hands no it's it's good it is cool huh good is it the diaper yeah good you guys are bonding though right yes Spencer what are you doing just cuz you learn how to walk one day doesn't mean you're an acrobat come here he'll you're quite right Jason no need to be a hero thank you forgive me if I'm a little heavy I've gained a few ounces actually Jason could you bring me to James oh yeah III should uh Jane I should I got I gotta put my stuff yeah you going I need to get a look at the chain just just um okay like I never will come me in the eyes yep Lois read my unblinking eyes I want you to feel welcome here James yeah hug me oh yes you're very warm like the womb Oh nearly wet myself Hopa neck yeah um Jason I don't know I don't know I can do this I like how you live like what someone get the door I believe my guests have arrived Jason oh yeah I'll go get the door I'm just gonna put you ladies down hello ladies oh is this your friend yes this is dreams ooh yeah he's my roommate

Channel: Studio C

Views: 2,206,758

Rating: 4.9419937 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, College Humor, College, baby, genius, Mallory Everton, Matt Meese, Jason Gray, Whitney Call, humor, funny

Id: CGlonQbelZ8

Length: 5min 25sec (325 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 12 2012