Inside a Man's Brain

>>OH, SORRY. >>HI, HANDS. OH MAN, I NEED A GOOD PICK UP LINE. >>WE'LL HELP YOU. >>WHO ARE YOU? >>WE'RE THE DIFFERENT PARTS OF YOUR PSYCHE. >>YEAH, AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SEE US. SEE? THROW THIS WRENCH. WHAT? >>OW! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? >>IT SLIPPED. >>OH. >>HOW DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT? >>I'M YOUR IMPULSIVE SIDE. >>WAIT, THERE'S A GIRL IN MY BRAIN? >>I'M WHAT YOU IMAGINE ME TO BE YOUR FEMININE SIDE. I'M THE ONE WHO MAKES YOU EAT WHEN YOU'RE SAD AND DANCE WHENEVER YOU HEAR KATY PERRY. >>HEY, DON'T TELL THAT TO THAT THE OTHER PARTS OF MY BRAIN. >>SORRY. >>AND WHY IS THE MONOPOLY MAN HERE? >>GO TO JAIL YOU COMMIES. >>HE'S YOUR BELLIGERENT SIDE. >>YEAH, BUT WHY THE MONOPOLY MAN? >>IT'S YOUR HEAD. YOU TELL US. >>AND I'M YOUR COOL SIDE. >>OH COOL. >>BUT I'M ONLY COOL INSIDE YOUR HEAD. ALL MY IDEAS SOUND REALLY BAD WHEN YOU SAY THEM OUT LOUD. >>AND I'M YOUR PRACTICAL SIDE, BUT NOBODY REALLY LISTENS TO ME. >>GET OUT OF HERE PRACTICALITY! >>HEY COME ON! >>THERE'S NO PLACE FOR YOU IN THE MALE MIND. >>OKAY, GUYS, I JUST NEED A PICK UP LINE. GIRL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >>OKAY, YOU GO UP TO HER AND YOU TELL HER THAT YOU THINK SHE IS A SLAMMIN' HOTTIE AND THAT HER BRAIN IS USELESS. >>WHAT? NO, A GIRL IS NOT GOING TO LIKE THAT. >>OH, I'M SORRY OKAY? I'M NOT A REAL GIRL. I'M JUST YOUR MAN BRAIN PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF WOMEN BRA! >>BLASTED WOMEN, THEY SLOW THE ECONOMY WITH THEIR HAIR DRYERS AND LEG WARMERS. >>NO, NO, NO. I CAN DO THIS. WHAT DO GIRLS LIKE? THEY LIKE SPARKLES AND... >>OKAY, YOU'RE USELESS-- IMPULSIVE DUDE, ANY IDEAS? >>YEAH, TOUCH HER HAIR. >>WHAT? WHEW. WHEW. HOW DO YOU MAKE ME DO THAT? >>I'M YOUR IMPULSES. DO A LITTLE DANCE. >>WHAT? >>NO. >>SLAP YOURSELF IN THE FACE. >>AH! >>LICK THIS BATTERY. >>OKAY, NO, YOU CANNOT MAKE ME DO THAT. >>GOOD BOY. TAKE A COOKIE. >>WHAT? >>ARE YOU STEALING THAT? >>NO. >>GET A HAIR CUT HIPPIE. >>HEY GUYS WE'RE GETTING DISTRACTED. BACK TO THE GIRL. >>OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO? YOU'RE GOING TO WALK UP TO THAT GIRL AND YOU'RE GOING TO SAY, SUN AND MOON AND STARS AND SKY-- HEY BABY, ♪♪ WHAT YOU WANT. ♪♪ >>OH THAT DOES SOUND REALLY COOL IN MY HEAD. >>RIGHT? >>DON'T SAY IT OKAY? IT'LL SOUND TERRIBLE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. >>SHUT IT WOMAN. >>I'M NOT A WOMAN DUDE! >>SHUT IT DUDE-WOMAN, WHAT IS SHE? >>I DON'T KNOW. >>OKAY FINE. HOW ABOUT THIS TASTY TREAT. YOU'RE GOING TO SAY, "YOUR EYES ARE..." SHE'LL LOVE IT. >>YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. >>RIP OPEN YOUR SHIRT AND RUN TO HER. >>YEAH, DANG IT IMPULSIVE! >>TAKE HER TO PARK PLACE AND TELL HER SHE'S FAT. >>OKAY, SHUT UP ALL OF YOU. I'M JUST GOING TO THINK OF SOMETHING ON MY FEET OKAY? HEY, WHOA. >>HI! >>SUN, AND MOON, AND STARS AND SKY. HEY BABY, HEY WHAT YOU WANT? >>YEAH, OKAY. >>OH! OH! LET'S GO GET PANCAKES! >>OKAY!

Channel: Studio C

Views: 4,382,653

Rating: 4.9428058 out of 5

Keywords: Studio C, BYU Television (TV Network), BYUtv, Men, Split Personality, Dating, Mace, Grocery Shopping, funny, parody, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), humor, comedy, clean comedy, Stand-up Comedy (TV Genre), SNL, Saturday Night Live (TV Program), DC, Divine Comedy, BYU, College, Collegehumor, Matt Meese, Jason gray, Whitney Call, Mallory Everton

Id: AHzq4-hSMi0

Length: 3min 38sec (218 seconds)

Published: Mon May 12 2014