Dead Wedding

hey is this Matt the wedding planner yeah listen um so my fiancee told me I was supposed to do a bunch of stuff for the wedding and you know I told her everything's cool but it's not I didn't do any of it it's next week could you help me oh yeah tomorrow is perfect three o'clock I'll be there in the park okay thank you so much fantastic family funerals this is Matthew how may I help you hello Jim I'm sorry to hear about your grandmother's death yes I'm sure your grandmother was a fantastic woman when would you like to discuss her services tomorrow my office is being painted tomorrow could we possibly meet in the park across the street three o'clock is perfect I'll see you there here are you Matt Matthew Jim uh no James I was Oh Jim right hey thank you so much for helping me out today I just want to again express my condolences oh you mean yesterday I was kind of freaking out but I'm good now so oh well it's sweet of you to do this for her but you don't need to deny feelings of mourning most people go through the same thing I guess I'm normal then just kind of came by surprised you know it often does kind of wish she wouldn't spring things on me like this well sometimes these things can be difficult to plan yeah it is difficult to plan I mean I tried to make it happen on my own I just yeah I couldn't do it you mean you tried to make it happen before her time was up oh yeah you mean her deadline but death is a very serious thing yeah should I not say deadline is that like uh mom I'm sorry I'm sure you're under a lot of stress right now why don't we just move on to the details okay um let's see her first rule is no one else wears white okay that's not a problem our employees typically wear black okay and then um we need to buy that the white cloth that you know it's a tradition what was it in some Buddhist funerals the monastic leader is given a piece of white cloth to be incorporated into their ceremonial clothing mm-hmm what if I wanted to be nothing like a Buddhist funeral why don't you just tell me about some of your expectation okay so we want it to be big so we need to accommodate a lot of people it's got to be the party of the century man so you want to focus on celebrating the life she has don't need a really good DJ okay well usually people just put on some light beautiful music before the ceremony oh yeah beforehand that's perfect but once the pre stops talking and I've kissed her we want a part you want to kiss her as part of the ceremony well yeah that's the part where I show everyone you know how much we mean to each other I'm not sure that's the best time to let everyone know that there was something going on between the two of you well to be perfectly honest with you man I'm pretty sure everyone already knows and they support you in this well yeah I mean she gets along great with my family and my grandpa practically loves her so how did you end up with her mom it's kind of funny story actually so she was over at our house and as she was sitting over in the corner there with grandpa practically flirting with him and I was sitting there and I watched them I just thought I have to be with that girl Oh love yes and besides she's she's got a real cute looking big every not I mean mm-hmm to each his own okay come on Matt Matthew she's she's really a cutie you'll see when you see your next week trust me you'll think the same thing Oh next week James by next week her body is going to be different what are you talking about I'm sure you already know this but not too long after this happens her body will begin to decay I was afraid of that no people cope using many different methods well I mean maybe in her case will be different you know sometimes they last longer that's true uh I think I have enough to get started how about I call you when I have the preliminaries oh yeah thank you so much I cannot do this without you happy to help yeah okay yeah excuse me he's sorry sorry about this uh James Jim oh you Matthew Oh Matt sorry I'm late the traffic was really bad oh don't even worry about it all right this is gonna be the happiest day of your life are you excited I am let's get started I love this so I was thinking you know the music would start and then we'd come out carrying her in a coffin I love that idea so much

Channel: Studio C

Views: 3,542,584

Rating: 4.9593086 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, Matt Meese, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Whitney Call, Marraige, Confusion, Mixup, college, humor, funny, college humor

Id: K3WSFVxQW1A

Length: 7min 6sec (426 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 19 2012