Miss Frizzle's Performance Review

principal Jones yes Diane Valerie's here to see you send her in good morning principal Jones good morning miss Frizzle miss Frizzle I've asked you here today because frankly we've received a number of complaints about you and your quote unquote Magic School Bus no I'm afraid there's nothing funny about turning your students into raindrops oh just some harmless exploration of the water cycle no harmless is a diagram what you did was change the molecular structure of your students bodies and then evaporated them into a cloud all I might add without parental consent sounds exciting doesn't it it sounds like a lawsuit miss Frizzle please call me the frizz [Laughter] I'd rather not I wish I could say this was the worst of it but if my information is accurate you took your students into a volcano an underwater volcano so there was no lava then oh no there was lots of lava what about that sentence doesn't raise any red flags for you I remember Dorothy Ann got third-degree burns but that's all right because the next day we'd open to her skin and analyze blisters yes that brings me to the next issue which is the entering of the nervous and digestive systems of Arnold and Ralphie yes we were studying Ralphie's brain unfortunately Carlos stepped on Ralphie's medulla oblongata and Ralphie hasn't been able to talk since it was a great object lesson no you are a public educator you are not a neurosurgeon or a meteorologist or a geologist you have no business shrinking evaporating or flying and for goodness sakes we are not allowed to take students out of the county let alone the world you have been to space four times seven actually that is not better the last time we found ourselves at the heart of a supernova I felt like we crossed a line at that point but I would do anything to instill a love of Education in these students why I even use Liz for our unit on taxidermy enough miss Frizzle I would have to let you go for any one of these items but the students love it not all of them Arnold will Dean intensive psychotherapy before he can see you again Arnold is a pansy sorry principal Jones I think you're missing the big picture here now is the time to take chances make mistakes if your mistakes have cost millions in reparation fees I don't see your point the point miss Frizzle is that we're letting you go fine come on Liz principal Jones someone from Homeland Security is here to see you something about one of our school buses breaching security at the Russian embassy ah our espionage field trip good times well I don't work here anymore [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 2,771,360

Rating: 4.944551 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, The Magic School Bus, School, Principle, Matt Meese, Whitney Call, College Humor, DC, Divine Comedy

Id: MVU1aeJdBfM

Length: 4min 15sec (255 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 10 2012