Christmas Cards

>>HEY NEIGHBORS! >>WE’RE SO EXCITED TO SEE NEW FACES. IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING, WE’RE RIGHT NEXT-DOOR. >>OH, AND REAL QUICK. NO BIG DEAL, BUT WE NOTICE YOU DON’T LEAVE YOUR PORCH LIGHT ON AND WE WERE HOPING YOU MIGHT DO THAT. JUST ‘CAUSE WE HAVE A LOT OF KIDS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND WE TRY TO KEEP THINGS NICE AND SAFE SO THEY CAN PLAY AT NIGHT. LIKE I SAID, NO BIG DEAL IF YOU FORGET. I’LL JUST LEAVE A LITTLE POST-IT NOTE TO REMIND YOU. JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU AWARE. >>SEASON’S GREETINGS! THE HARTFORD’S. >>HI HARTFORD’S! THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE WARM WELCOME. BY THE WAY, THE COOKIES WERE DELICIOUS. >>CAROL, WE’RE SURE TO LEAVE THAT PORCH LIGHT ON FOR YOU. I NOTICED THAT MOST OF THOSE KIDS PLAYING OUT THERE ARE YOURS. I ACTUALLY SAW THE YOUNGEST ONE EATING DIRT THE OTHER DAY AND I THOUGHT, “SO CUTE.” YOU MUST BE SO PROUD. >>MERRY CHRISTMAS, LOVE THE JONES’. >>HI JONES’! >>HARD TO BELIEVE IT’S ALREADY BEEN A YEAR. SEEMS JUST LIKE YESTERDAY YOU MOVED IN. >>JENNIFER, THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE MAKE OVER TIPS YOU’VE GIVEN ME. YOU REALLY HAVE SHARED A LOT OF ADVICE ABOUT IMPROVING MY APPEARANCE. >>WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE BAKED GOODS WE LEFT YOU. CAROL REALLY OUTDID HERSELF THIS YEAR. >>AND THANKS FOR THE ONES YOU LEFT US. OH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU DIDN’T SEND ANY. JK, JK. WE KNOW JENNIFER IS REALLY BUSY WITH THE BLOG AND HER CAT AND WE HAVE SIX KIDS, BUT OH WELL. >>WE LOVE HAVING YOU AS NEIGHBORS. LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW YEAR. >>OH AND JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER ABOUT THAT PORCH LIGHT. WE KNOW IT’S EASY TO FORGET, BUT YOU KNOW, KIDS AND SAFETY! IT’S IMPORTANT. MAYBE YOU JUST HAVEN’T BEEN SEEING THE POST-ITS NOTES I’VE BEEN LEAVING. >>ALL OUR LOVE, THE HARTFORD’S. >>HEY HARTFORD’S. >>YOU TWO ARE THE BEST. THANKS AGAIN FOR THOSE COOKIES. >>CAROL, YOU ARE JUST THE SWEETEST. I’M SURE NO ONE WOULD ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IF YOU WEREN’T THERE TO TELL THEM WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO DO IT ALL THE TIME. AND THOSE POST-ITS ARE GREAT. YOU MUST BE KEEPING THAT COMPANY IN BUSINESS. THEY MUST LIKE REALLY LOVE YOU. THAT’S GREAT. >>WE GOT TO HAVE YOU TWO OVER FOR DINNER SOMETIME. MAYBE NEW YEARS? >>YEAH, CAROL CAN COOK AND I CAN HELP TAKE CARE OF THAT SMALL ARMY YOU HAVE FOR A FAMILY. DIDN’T THE OLDEST ONE GRADUATE THIS YEAR? OH, OR WAS HE THE ONE WHO DROPPED OUT TO START A SKA BAND? OH MY GOODNESS. I HOPE NOT. I WOULD FEEL AWFUL FOR BRINGING THAT UP. >>ALL OUR LOVE, THE JONES’. >>WELL ANOTHER YEAR HAS PASSED AND-- >>YET YOU STILL FORGET TO TURN ON THAT STUPID PORCH LIGHT. TRAINED MONKEYS COULD DO THAT. EVEN UNTRAINED MONKEYS MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY BUMP AGAINST THE LIGHT SWITCH. YOU’RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE JENNIFER I KNOW YOU ARE ON PURPOSE. >>WE HOPE THIS CHRISTMAS FILLS YOU WITH HAPPINESS-- >>SINCE YOUR LIFE IS EMPTY! >>HATE THE HARTFORD’S. >>LOVE THE HARTFORD’S. >>UH, I’M NOT SURE WHAT’S-- >>SORRY ABOUT THAT PORCH LIGHT CAROL. MAYBE I NEEDED 10,000 MORE REMINDERS. TOO BAD AN ACRE OF THE RAINFOREST HAD TO DIE SO THAT WE COULD HAVE YOUR PERFECT POSTED POST-IT PAPERS. OH, WHAT’S THAT ENDANGERED TREE FROG YOU WANT A HOME-- SMOTHERED BY A POST IT. >>UH... PERHAPS WE SHOULD ALL JUST-- >>YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE SAVED ONE OF THOSE LITTLE REMINDERS FOR YOUR SON. “HEY HONEY, “THIS IS JUST A FRIENDLY “REMINDER TO NOT DROP “OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL! “P.S. HAVE FUN PERFORMING “FOR THE FIVE PEOPLE WHO STILL LISTEN TO SKA MUSIC.” >>ALL OUR LOVE, THE JONES’. >>DEAR JONES’. >>I WILL END YOU JENNIFER! >>YAY. MAYBE WE JUST LET THIS GO. >>ALL THE PORCH LIGHTS IN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD WERE MYSTERIOUSLY SMASHED TO TINY PIECES LAST NIGHT. YOU THINK THAT’S FUNNY? I’LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING FUNNY. [EVIL LAUGHTER] >>HONEY? HONEY, WHY ARE YOU WRITING OUT THE EVIL LAUGH? WHY ARE YOU WRITING WHAT I’M SAYING? STOP. STOP WRITING WHAT I’M SAYING. >>LOVE THE HARTFORD’S. P.S. YEAH, I WROTE THIS CARD IN BLOOD. GUESS WHO’S? >>PLEASE-- >>WHERE IS MY CAT CAROL? WHERE IS MY CAT? >>I THINK IF EVERYONE COULD JUST TAKE A STEP BACK. >>OH WE ARE BEYOND DIPLOMACY NOW. WE CROSSED THAT THRESHOLD WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR LAST POST IT ON THE BRICK YOU THREW THROUGH OUR WINDOW. >>OH MAYBE WE COULD GET EVERYONE-- >>ENJOY THE PIE I LEFT YOU. WHAT’S THAT? YOU DIDN’T NOTICE ONE? OH, THAT’S RIGHT. I LEFT IT INSIDE YOUR HOUSE BETTER FIND IT SOON BECAUSE THE RECIPE CALLED FOR EGGS, FLOUR, AND NITROGLYCERIN! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO KILL YOU! >>DEAR NEIGHBORS, THIS IS SUSAN FROM DOWN THE STREET. LIKED TO ASK YOU TO KEEP THE NOISE DOWN. IT’S LOUD AND FRANKLY RUDE OF YOU. SO PLEASE SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE BLOCK. THANKS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS. >>HELLO. >>AND MERRY CHRISTMAS SUSAN.

Channel: Studio C

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Id: 9EckItGk5r8

Length: 5min 52sec (352 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 09 2013