Couchville

>>A DOLLAR! NICE. OH, NO. WHAT? WHY? OH. WHAT ARE YOU? OH, OH SO GROSS. WHAT THE- I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SHOE THAT MATCHES THIS ONE. MAN, WHAT ELSE IS LURKING IN THIS COUCH? WHAT THE- HOLY- MAN, THIS IS PROBABLY WHY MY BACK ALWAYS GETS POKED. A RECORD OF THE PEOPLE OF COUCHVILLE; OUR LIFE AND TIMES BETWEEN THE CUSHIONS. WHAT IS GOING ON? OH! >>[SCREAMING] WHERE AM I? >>OH. WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY COUCH? >>WHY I LIVE THERE OF COURSE. >>OH. WAIT, WHAT? >>OH YOU FOUND IT! THANK YOU. I AM KING WARRICK. SEWER OF SEAMS, KEEPER OF FEBREEZE, AND WIELDER OF THE WAND OF NUMBERS. >>THAT'S MY REMOTE. >>WE USE IT TO HELP SILENCE THE WRETCHED SIRENS OF THE BACHELORETTE. I'VE RULED AND REIGNED IN YOUR COUCH FOR ABOUT 50 YEARS NOW. >>50 YEARS? THE COUCH IS THAT OLD? WAIT, THAT'S AN INSANE AMOUNT OF TIME. YOU WOULD HAVE TO HAVE BEEN BORN IN THE COUCH. >>I WAS. >>OH GROSS. WAIT, WHAT? >>I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN YOUR GULCH. >>AND YOUR SCOTTISH? >>WELL I USED TO BE SWEDISH, UNTIL YOU SPRAYED THE SCOTCH GUARD. >>IS THAT MY SHIRT? >>PROBABLY. EVERYTHING I OWN IS STUFF THAT YOU DROPPED IN THERE. >>I DROPPED A FULL SET OF CLOTHES AND A PURPLE CAPE IN THE COUCH? I NEED TO REEVALUATE MY LIFE. >>WARRICK! >>OH. >>WARRICK, OR THERE YOU ARE. >>ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE ME WIFE, QUEEN IONA. >>SO DO I CALL YOU YOUR MAJESTY OR... >>AYE. >>OKAY. >>BUT HOW DO YOU LIVE? I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU EAT? >>OH WE'VE ALWAYS HAD MORE THAN PLENTIFUL AMOUNTS OF FOOD FROM CHIPS OF THE POTATO, TO MELTED M&M'S, THOUGH WE WOULDN'T MIND IF YOU DROPPED A FEW FRUITS AND VEGETABLES EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE. >>OH, YEAH, I MUST HAVE EATEN ALL OF THOSE. BUT DO I REALLY DROP THAT MUCH STUFF INTO THE COUCH? >>AYE, ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN THE ENTIRE KINGDOM. >>THE WHAT? >>OH, HELLO THERE. >>HI. >>SIRE, I'M AFRAID THE PEASANTS FROM THE HIDE-A-BED HIGHLANDS ARE ASKING FOR A BETTER SEWAGE SYSTEM. >>VERY WELL. TAKE SOME MONEY FROM THE TREASURY AND GET STARTED. >>YOU HAVE MONEY TOO? >>AYE, OUR CURRENCY CONSISTS OF YOUR LOOSE CHANGE. >>MY LOOSE CHA- HOW MUCH HAVE I DROPPED? >>18 MILLION DOLLARS. >>YEAH, THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. >>WE HAVE ALSO BEEN BEQUEATHED THE LEATHER FOLD OF DESTINY AND THE JANGLY METALS OF FREEDOM. >>OH MY WALLET AND CAR KEYS. >>NO! >>BUT I NEED THOSE TO DRIVE AND LIVE. >>HOW DARE YOU VIOLATE OUR TRUST. >>THE PEOPLE OF COUCHVILLE ARE VERY GENEROUS, BUT WHEN YOU THREATEN TO STEAL OUR GREATEST TREASURES- >>LOOK, I'M SORRY BUT YOU PEOPLE HAVE JUST- >>YOU PEOPLE? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? >>I THINK HE MEANS GRUBBY COUCH PEOPLE MY QUEEN. >>NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. >>NO, WE GET IT. WHEN OUT/UP FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CUSHION LIKE YOU. >>OKAY, DON'T MAKE THIS LIKE- DON'T MAKE THIS A COUCH-CLASS THING. >>HOW DARE YOU LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSE AT US. >>I'M SORRY. I'M JUST NOT COMFORTABLE WITH COUCH NARNIA. >>I'M SORRY TO DO THIS, BUT WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE PEOPLE OF COUCHVILLE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO RETALIATE. [HORNS] >>THERE YOU GO NOW. >>WHAT? HOW DID I DROP SO MANY SWORDS INTO THE COUCH? >>GO ATTACK! >>FASTER, FASTER. >>THERE YOU GO. >>SEEMS OUR KINGDOM IS SAFE ONCE AGAIN MILORD. >>INDEED. >>HELLO KING OF COUCHVILLE. >>MY OLD FOE. I THOUGHT I BANISHED YOU A LONG TIME AGO. >>THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN!

Channel: Studio C

Views: 2,750,882

Rating: 4.9542661 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, Couchville - Studio C, Couchville, The Chronicles Of Narnia (Literary Series), Couch Narnia, Couch, Sofa, BYU Television (Award Winner), Braveheart (Award-Winning Work), Matt Meese, Jason Gray, Whitney Call, James Perry, Stacey Harkey, Jeremy Warner, Adam Berg, Stephen Meek, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), Narnia (Fictional Setting)

Id: EVllGe8tDmI

Length: 5min 24sec (324 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 08 2014