Ditching Dobby

Matthew I need to talk to you for a moment sure boss buddy you've been a great store supervisor but it's time to trim the fat I need you to fire our door greeter really but he's the nicest employee we have I mean hence the greeting the man wears a pillowcase to work I mean we have standards here at Walmart [Laughter] seriously though fire him otherwise you're back to butchering me with llem ILDA Nadira cassavas mou shinai de bananas Tosh just you me and dead cows but how can I fire someone so innocent it's easy I do it all the time just give him this two weeks notice and a boy I contact otherwise it'll be like trying to kill a freakishly cute kitten with adorably huge eyes I'm keeping this oh my daughter I know okay Gloria could you please send in the door greeter to see me oh never mind Darby's only desire is to put make his supervisor happy thank you Dobby please come in Canterbury say something before we begin sure but make it brief Joe hoppy loves you please don't make this any harder than it has to be just take no Dobby it's not like that it's the happiest day of my love Dobby please before you say another word just read what it says Oh unfortunately Dobby cannot read will you read it for him [Music] dear Dobby be still my beating heart we here at Walmart thank you for your years of faithful but unfortunately in this economic climate we have to roll back our prices and sometimes our employees that's insensitive Diaby does not understand your cruel euphemisms you can pick up your final paycheck in two weeks after your job officially terminates Oh Dobby Dobby your eyes Dobby doesn't need his eyes anymore wait Dobby there's more this is so that we can promote you to chief door greeter of all Walmart warns you Matt you're back with Lou Milda you sure got hurt friends of Dobby oh she should just kill my boss he had it coming I mean he may have survived the wound Oh nope he is dead what are we gonna do I did get a buddy it's good Oh for Russia [Applause]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 2,237,694

Rating: 4.9276581 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, Harry Potter, Dobby, Potter, magic, creepy, Jason Gray, Matt Meese, Mallory Everet, funny, college, humor, college humor

Id: n_jcogxHmBY

Length: 4min 15sec (255 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 03 2012