Evil Memory Lapse

then after that we will plan the assassination of you it seems I've finally caught up with you it would seem we meet again for the last time it seems seemingly I have no idea who this person is will you look into it and get back to me quickly please doctor so you know why I'm here no of course I do you're here for the money the money you're here for the money and I have it here I thought it was hidden in a Swiss bank account it is was until I made it not that way so yet another surprising and diabolical twist from the evil mastermind you've outdone yourself professor Murdoch yes it seems I've pulled the wool over your eyes yet again mister well no matter I still have the upper hand so long as I possess this you know I'm not even sure I want that don't play the fool professor do you realize how many people you've killed in your efforts to obtain this well it's not like I keep a running tally five ten thousand that is more than five how many more lives must you ruin before you come to reason tell me have you undergone some kind of plastic surgery recently acid thrown on your face do you honestly not recognize me well right here now that made it worse I'm sorry I have a poor memory for faces and you but we've been arch foes we've been arch foes for nearly 17 years really you killed my father on purpose or like I accidentally backed my car over him you strapped a bomb to his chest that does sound like me so you have no idea why I'm here well I've put a few things together you want some money and I apparently want that Tiki man well not giving him to you now what why not I don't know why but I want it whoa it's insulting how many lives you've ruined and you don't even have the decency to remember what I do feel like a tool for that and to think that I used to love you wait back up a moment we used to have something special really why did it end was it because of your current haircut that was out of line that's it I'm going to destroy it and no madam please be reasonable I'm willing to negotiate fine tell me my name and it's yours may bring jemima dang it really jahmai shut up okay ah dr. gray the situation is well in hand yes if we can use this for something evil Allah no I don't know it's good to see you again John do I know you I am your mother you have your mother's hair you

Channel: Studio C

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Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, evil, villain, memory, memory loss, family, funny, comedy, sketch, hilarious, #studioc, divine, divine comedy, BYU DC, DC, Matt Meese, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Whitney Call, sketch comedy

Id: k42VgQ8aK1A

Length: 4min 39sec (279 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 22 2012