♪♪ [APPLAUSE] >>UH, MR. HARTMAN, YOUR 3:00 APPOINTMENT IS HERE. >>OH, THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS THE ONE YOU REFERRED, CORRECT? >>UH, YES. MY ROOMMATE. OH, AND UH... JUST SO YOU KNOW, HE'S FAIRLY NEW TO THE BUSINESS WORLD, SO... >>YOUNG GUY, HUH? >>YEAH. >>WET BEHIND THE EARS? >>ACTUALLY I AM. MY NANNY GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY WITH BATH TIME THIS MORNING. >>WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE? >>I ASSURE YOU, MR. HARTMAN, THIS IS NO NONSENSE. THIS IS AN INTERVIEW. ONE ON ONE. MANO Y BABY. >>SIR, THIS IS SPENCER. >>A PLEASURE, SIR. >>WOW, SPENCER. JASON DIDN'T TELL ME THAT YOU WERE- >>VERY HANDSOME? [LAUGHS] HE OFTEN FAILS TO MENTION THAT. >>YES. THAT. >>EXCUSE ME, JASON. DO YOU BY CHANCE HAVE A HIGH CHAIR OR A BUMBO? >>OH, UH, NO. SORRY. >>NO MATTER. JUST SET ME DOWN ON THE DESK. I LIKE TO BE CLOSE. AND IF YOU'LL JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT TO FIND MY CENTER, I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SIT UP THIS MORNING. YES, THANK YOU JAS- THAT'S- THAT'S PERFECT. >>THANK YOU, JASON. >>SO SPENCER, TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND. >>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW OF MY PREVIOUS WORK EXPERIENCE? >>YOU'VE WORKED OTHER PLACES? >>OH, YES. PRIOR TO THIS, I WAS A CHIROPRACTOR, BUT MY PATIENTS SEEMED UNCOMFORTABLE. >>BECAUSE OF YOUR TINY HANDS? >>I WAS GOING TO SAY BECAUSE OF MY INSURANCE POLICIES. >>OH, UH... YEAH. >>ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE WITH MY TINY HANDS? >>NO. NO, I'M NOT. I SHOULD WARN YOU THIS JOB ISN'T A WALK IN THE PARK. >>OH, NEITHER WAS BIRTH, WHICH I REMEMBER VIVIDLY. >>I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR THAT. >>AND WHO KNOWS? PERHAPS ONE DAY I COULD EVEN SIT WHERE YOU'RE SITTING. >>[LAUGHS] WE'LL SEE. LET'S NOT GET PREMATURE. >>I WAS PREMATURE. >>I'M SO SORRY. >>I'M TOTALLY KIDDING. I WAS ACTUALLY TWO WEEKS LATE. MOTHER'S WOMB WAS MUCH TOO COZY. [LAUGHS] OH, WHAT A LARK WE JUST HAD. OH, UH, SIR... JASON SEEMS TO HAVE LEFT MY DIAPER BAG BY THE DOOR. I WONDER IF YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET IT FOR ME. >>OH, OF COURSE. >>THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH. >THIS ONE, RIGHT? >>WELL, WELL, WELL. IT SEEMS I'M ALREADY ORDERING YOU AROUND. >>WHY, YOU LITTLE- >>UH-UH-UH. WOULDN'T WANT TO SAY SOMETHING YOU'D REGRET TO YOUR SUPERIOR, WOULD YOU? >>YOU SITTING IN MY CHAIR DOES NOT MAKE YOU MY SUPERIOR. >>OH, NO? BURP ME. >>WHAT? >>BURP ME. >>I DON'T UNDERSTAND. >>TAKE THE OSCAR THE GROUCH CLOTH OUT OF THAT BAG AND EXPEL THE AIR BUBBLES FROM MY UNDER-DEVELOPED STOMACH. >>I WON'T DO IT. YOU'RE A MADMAN. >>PERHAPS, BUT IF YOU DON'T BURP ME, AIR WILL BUILD UP IN MY DIGESTIVE TRACT, CAUSING ME TO CRY. ARE YOU REFUSING TO HELP A CRYING INFANT? >>YES. >>[CRIES] >>STOP, STOP. >>I CAN GET LOUDER. [CRIES LOUDER] >>OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. I'LL DO IT. >>THERE WE GO. A LITTLE HIGHER PLEASE, TOWARDS THE SHOULDERS. THERE WE- [BURPS] OH, EXCUSE ME. I SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN A BIT OF HALF-DIGESTED FORMULA ON YOUR SUIT. >>IT'S NO PROBLEM. >>THAT'S RIGHT. IT ISN'T. THAT WILL BE ALL, HARTMAN. THANK YOU. >>IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU, OR... >>I'LL LET YOU KNOW. >>DO YOU WANT THIS OPEN OR CLOSED? >>OPEN, PLEASE. OH, ON SECOND THOUGHT- LEAVE IT OPEN. HM... PERHAPS I ACTED A LITTLE TOO HASTILY. JASON? >>YES, SIR. >>SEND HARTMAN BACK IN. I NEED A DIAPER CHANGE. GREETINGS, AUDIENCE. IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHO LIKE BABY VIDEOS- YOU KNOW THE ONES- I WOULD BE EVER SO GRATEFUL. FEEL FREE TO CHECK OUT OUR OTHER SPENCER SKETCHES RIGHT OVER HERE. OH, OH DEAR. [BURPS] MM. IT'S LIKE GETTING A SNACK ALL OVER AGAIN. GOOD DAY.
