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[Applause] hey you look happy what's up i have a girlfriend really congratulations where did you two meet well we haven't met in person but we've been chatting online congratulations les you're pish-posh ever since you got a girlfriend you talk a lot more like a six-year-old british woman matt this girl is amazing she's from the small town in estonia so whatever i write i have to put in the google translator but we are so in love google translator that thing can mess stuff up pretty badly sometimes what on earth is that language it's nordic backwards latvian schlangel that sounds made up 27 people speak it matt it's actually quite common she's a beautiful girl and it's a beautiful language there she is helgagatha oh she looks very agricultural that's what i like about her most and today i tell her i want to meet in person it's a big day yes i love you so much my darling you're beautiful like the sea and amazing as the stars i'm so glad i found you oh my brain just vomited shut up man you don't understand love it's complicated oh i have so many love for you darling you are amazing and pretty as fireballs i am happy i looked you hmm [Music] i love you jason so many so many i would want you to marry oh my goodness she wants to marry me yeah it might not be the greatest idea there's that old british woman again listen you need to meet this girl in person before you get involved in something crazy with someone you met online i mean she could be a total psychopath or a 900 year old man she could be taller than you no don't you even say that but you're right we should meet before we make plans thank you i'm ecstatic at your offer but i think we should meet face to face before we make any plans what's your address i will book a flight and come find you as soon as i can my love i am happy at you but i thought our face and face should meet before we make plans what your address i will bible a flight and come look at you as soon as i can [Music] [Music] i live in only cottage on hog hill mountain in pisque estonia is today climb and our hills are infested with werewolf monkeys can't believe i'm doing this what you're gonna do this what about the werewolf monkeys rabid monkeys i guess that's better i'm so happy i hope to impress your family when i come to your house so that i can marry you hell gagatha [Music] i am so happy i hope to come to your home and murder your family so that i can marriage you helga gatherer please don't hurt me oh she's afraid of getting hurt that's so sweet and tender i guess that is pretty sweet okay she's growing on me i'm scared too but i promise i won't hurt you i stick to my guns fear also it will not hurt i stick with guns [Laughter] great she hasn't responded back yet maybe she had to do some farm work i'll just sign off really quick my heart bleeds bleeds bleeds without you [Music] blood blood blood your organs you know you should bring her family something nice when you come yeah how about a nice set of goats oh that's nice yeah you

Channel: Studio C

Views: 5,286,474

Rating: 4.923388 out of 5

Keywords: Google, Translator, byutv, byu, comedy, funny, fun, hilarious, google translator, matt meese, jason gray, whitney call, mallory everton

Id: 7DvD4tuDZvg

Length: 6min 25sec (385 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 05 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/M2dis]

See neeger seal lõpus, kõige usutavam eestlane, kes kunagi on olnud.

[u/[deleted]]

I live in only cottage on Hoghill mountain, Pske in Estonia. Is two day climb and our hills are infested with werewolf monkeys.

Kunagi kuulsin üht USA räpparit lugemas loos ette oma seiklusi, mille hulgas oli "I went climbing in Estonian mountains". Siiamaani mõtlen, millist meie kõrgendikku pidas ta mäeks?

[u/qountpaqula]

võib-olla puhtjuhuslikult, aga see google translate ebatäpsuste nali on ju täiesti pihta:D eriti 5 aastat tagasi