FUNNY TINDER POSTS #6

II a sports it's in the game I'm really just boobs and thighs my booty is small that just means it's easier to spank don't talk like that you'll make me say things I shouldn't okay I'll stop what does an Australian cool the bottom of his shoe what his soul mate do you have these father way in your brain or do you keep tabs open on your browser are you a dime because I'd pick you up off the street are you a penny because most people wouldn't pick you up but you'd go well with the rest of the collection in my basement that is not what I wanted to hear hey Michaela let's sext I'll start Alexa play let's get it on bye Marvin Gaye hey babe I'll take my Fedora off if you take those pink crocks off pardon the friend out of me it's okay it's my first time taking my Fedora off too I'm scared but also excited six four two plastic surgeon pilots make great wine when life hands you lemons I'll make the melons I want to whisper sweet apologies in your ear well i disappoint you for the full three minutes perfect oh thank you your piano skills are very wooing haha Thanks just skilled with the fingers I guess well that's one way to put it tell me what you're good at I mean I play basketball so I'm very familiar with balls I play baseball and always had the biggest bat on the team Oh senorita by Shawn Mendes nice nice choice what would we do if we decided to hang out soon maybe some missionary work not gonna lie I smash how do you do horse broke his leg and had to put him down damn wait for real oh my god I'm gonna freaking cry if you're for real I'm kidding he didn't break his leg I just shot him okay so this dude matches with a girl called hers Tirzah I don't know man Tirzah let's just go of that and anyways he messages her saying do you know how difficult it is to come up with a pick-up line that includes your name mm-hmm but where there's a will Tercel way oh my god this is true genius oh this guy is definitely a level 100 tinder boss put him in absolutely any situation and he can come up with a pick-up line my god Kevin 20 let us have a good time I will love you from my head Tomatoes girl your bacon meat crazy and you guys gonna want to see some of this dude's profile pictures first always bathing in these bad boys then it's the lettuce then it's the bread then it's the bacon and then I don't even want to describe this a hell is going on here man quite frankly I think this is the peak of human evolution but I got to give this guy brownie points for the creativity here how has he even managed to finger sup I don't know oh yeah mom can you just real quick take some pictures of me in the bath with tomatoes lettuce bread and brought bacon army yeah thanks do you want to hear a recycling pickup line only if it's been used already that was good um I don't really words for this one to be honest what the hell is going on here man Sansa told me you've been a very naughty girl damn he snitched like that nah I'm just kidding he said you a decent you're getting those Lululemon yoga pants you asked for way too accurate for you to be joking hate you already that's what I'm here for but hey if you did want to race those naughty levels fully willing to help you out you may miss out on some yoga pants but trust me with what we're doing you wouldn't need them this guy way too horny tinder is for rookies jump on marketplace and search for wedding dresses it will present you with a list of recently divorced females in your area and you can filter by size this post right here has single-handedly put a tinder out of business I mean I'm installing the app right now this is a much better strategy to pick up girls who needs tinder gold when you can have Facebook marketplace for free ladies and gentlemen I think we've finally found a use for facebook.com hi how's your day going also favorite Bill Murray film might has to be Caddyshack although Ghostbusters is a close second you've not seen Tiger Woods tour-guide and obviously it's Groundhog Day hi how's your day going also favorite Bill Murray film Oh a you robot yeah I think you are hey I think you're really cute by the way I know this is way too forward but my ex-boyfriend was 8 inches and thick and hurts so bad I ended up in the hospital with stitches my first two however were like 4 to 5 inches so I don't date men who are bigger than six inches if I'm being honest with you I hope this not a problem cuz I know you can't help how big it grows nah don't worry dicks smallest fresh bot check say potato what's the best way to spend an evening it's meet a lovely girl and have sass I want to send you naked pics before we meet press this link just kidding I'm not a bad potato dot-com yes I was about to match you but that was hilarious five thousand three hundred seventy three miles away it might be hard to arrange a date well sure with that attitude but I'm pretty confident we can make it work all right I'm in your partial confidence has won me over we can be together for the important things like Christmas birthdays and funerals call me old-fashioned but maybe we ought to take it slow and say every other Christmas birthday and funeral okay fashions I'll reduce the myriad of flights I pre boats are they are off your initial message does this also mean no seeing each other until the wedding lest you're tempted to sin I'll tell my father to begin preparations for the nuptials go to as slaughtering himself love you good night Kenzi 19 years old I mean this could be interesting Khan's stubborn and sarcastic prose loving and sarcastic love getting tattoos hate getting piercings I'll challenge to out smoke you and I will miserably fail to be honest not looking to just hook up yes I'm in a wheelchair yes we can skip the lines at theme parks yes we can park close yes I can feel my legs and sure I can give you a ride kill smash marry me Boris Johnson and Brad Pitt's kill Boris Johnson smash Brad Pitt marry you that's the worst possible decision Brad Pitt sucks you smash Boris Johnson take pictures and then blackmail him for money and political power you marry Brad Pitt and instantly make millions more and then kill me because I want to die would you call masturbating while smoking weeds Master blazing weed hacking or hijacking hey girl are you toaster cuz I really want to take a bath with you oh my god dark humor and pickup lines where have you been all my life uh-huh great I matched with you and made you laugh I guess this means we're dating now right isn't as hell tinder works hell I don't know how tender works so I'll take your word for it awesome so do we give each other pet names now or later I'm kind of partial to put in I can deal with that what should I call you whatever you'd like how about I just call you tonight ah takes off Crocs seductively I wish I found you less attractive so I could have match in good faith after that absolutely bomb of an icebreaker I'm writing a complaint to iTunes because you aren't listed as the hottest single ask around and maybe we could become the hottest duet that might have been the most perfect response I've ever heard Sam's super lie to you Wow super light was off guard sorry but are you actually 20 no just turned 18 but don't know how to change it you look really young I'm gonna take that as a compliment I mean on one hand you can but on the other is basically me saying that I'm not trying to catch a case out here hey hey so you love animals too unfortunately my dog is in Florida so you can't see him when we meet up I have eight beds oh cool what are they free dogs five cats you should get a lizard no thank you are you sure we've got dry conversation he'll feel right at home hey we should sext all starts takes off Crocs what color my nap ink dark green oh my god that turns me on diva rock with conspiracies hell yeah I don't think we actually landed on the moon but I think I have a rocket that can reach Uranus don't keep your match waiting send her a message no I don't think I will hey what's up guys I really hope you did enjoy that video I've been editing this from Spain I'm out the country at the moment so fingers crossed the quality isn't too bad this microphone is it's interesting yo this is Mike working hello testing testing one two if you're new around here make sure you check out the other episodes of the series and subscribe to the channel and follow me on Twitter and Instagram I think it's sad if you'd like to so yeah I'll see you guys in the next video have an amazing day much love peace goodnight girl I see you tomorrow when you feel the world is over when you say if feeling if you ever need a shoulder you know

Channel: Fainted

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Id: nXSM-GAkR6k

Length: 10min 34sec (634 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 24 2019