FUNNY TINDER POSTS #8

ah Gabi what a hot little name same name as my guinea pig actually turns me on a little extra so uh what are the top three things on your bucket list one mop buckets two ice bucket free bucket hats I would say those are my top three favorite bucket types always nice to meet a fellow bucket connoisseur now you have to do the pickup line is your body from McDonald's cuz I'm loving it July 3rd you good September 8th you up today 6 p.m. uh our way I farce reading a text message but it's actually a ghost this is actually a super cool Halloween costume though might have to steal this for next year hey so I'm a pretty upfront person since I've been through a lot of bad relationships flow anyways do you believe in Jesus are you willing to wait for marriage do you have a car in a job and if we make it this far are you believed to pick me up and pay on the first date um I'd quit using as your opener to be honest instead try hi I have red flags date me mole five foot nine girls five foot nine guys the accuracy of this just really hits home especially because I'm like five nine myself it's not even a joke hey I think we have a mutual friends who Joe I don't know a Joe no it's can I get Joe number who is Joe nice try every girl on tinder must be over six foot drive be athletic and a six-figure salary not on here often message me on Instagram Oh huh pictures a group photos 87 percent chance it's the fat one definitely into BDSM by my premium snapchat not here for her cups but will send nudes after 20 minutes just a dude with a gender-bender filter probably reads a book and likes odd that's it that's how personality some stupid hacking snapchat filter every pic and her bio probably says family first don't hit me with hey gorgeous because I'll find you boring and won't reply um Hey ugly what's up Geraldine nineteen years old okay copied my bio info from a used car website white good condition only slightly scratched reliable no evidence of rear-end damage must see okay okay I was about to use a cheesy pick-up line but I'd rather not ruin my chances with you no no no cheesy pickup lines of my favorites do you like mine meet a guy who's good with kids I don't have any but even I'm 21 I will not hesitate to buy a kiddy pool and fill it with spaghetti at any given moment so be ready this is very very normal behavior very normal girl hi may I dead-ass don't know how to respond 10 nipples 22 right 10 nipples 5 guys a combined 11 inches of disappointment what are you doing fellas the post as genius okay so somehow we have tender dark mode out here like I didn't even realize that was a thing but whatever I don't spend too much time painting my toenails face 10 out of 10 body 8 out of 10 personality 15 out of 10 legs 1.5 out of - um what 1.5 hour a - on the second oh okay I get it I see what you're doing there guys on tinder I'll take everything from here to down there I mean look at this I know I'm kidding freaky melty thank God I almost unmatched already I would I'll match myself somehow if it was true wanna trade news for some cute dog pics I'll be getting the dark pics No I want the dog picks oh wait fair enough I didn't think this through hey Victoria this is an automated message to remind you of your upcoming Netflix and chill appointment in the next week to confirm your appointment text yes daddy to unsubscribe please text wrong hole standard text and bill rates do apply thanks for choosing slide in yo DMS oh my god I've never seen this message unrecognized please confirm with yes daddy to unsubscribe text wrong Hall yes daddy go see smoke weed kinky girls girls with daddy issues submissive girls gals with an attitude problem thick or fat girls girls with tattoos skinny girls goes with piercings sensitive but savage girls me right um I think you pronounce this name absinthe okay absinthe twenty years old looking a little bit weird here anyway smoking a judge Tyler Junior College great job four miles away hello my name is absinthe I am 20 years of age I love to do people things I like to drink water eat warm meats and many more I enjoy the presence of humans and the noises they admit from their mouths okay yeah right very very normal very normal absinthe nice job get Frank dirt don't make me use my +4 card I freaking like you Eric's my name and uno is my game trying to play sometime or what um isn't it obvious I could never turn down a game about a make you wish you did you talk big game remind me to check your sleeves for any +4 guards I'm on see you can't hide me cards if we're not wearing shirts one week and you've got 2047 likes 39 matches and 354 messages way to tinder like a boss you got a pup those numbers up those are Ricky numbers I'm saying that meanwhile I literally haven't had a match on tinder in the past month I should probably shut up your nudes won't impress me change my mind I see what you did there I see what you're onto and I like it I guess this guy matches with a girl could amber any messages her saying this they say dating me is just like traffic lights and why's that amber always comes before we stop that is hands down the best pick-up line I have ever received straight to the group chat so my place or yours um this has to be a library this is literally the exact pick-up line every single Normie uses when they match for girl called amber I don't know why his chicks like oh my god that's the best pick-up line I've ever received dude this definitely has to be her first time on tinder ladies and gentlemen we have been visited by the tinder godmother me on my way to fix your tin trach out ah what are you not getting any women are your matches too combos ratio low well I can give you some advice to get your stuff together and have a better profile if I match with you your profile needs some work PS I'm going to be very real so don't be a little [ __ ] about it I'm sorry for being ghosty I've actually had pneumonia my priorities have been my poor little lungs ha ha ha how was your Halloween mmm dying from pneumonia is like next-level ghosting No so I lost an 8th grade presidential election five years ago and my friend just found a guy who beat me on tinder you d-22 computer science / linguistics still proud of the timer became class president just to beat someone I found mildly annoying get rekt Meghan weird flex but okay want to come over and watch porn on my flatscreen mirror what in the heck is a flat-screen mirror it's a mirror Amanda it's a mirror I'm looking for someone who's really trusting and healthy must have both kidneys nonsmoker and prefer a non drinker and no drugs that could damage the liver type o-negative blood is a plus Raquel you're 28 years old and you're on tinder buddy I'm not quite sure being this Piggy's gonna work out for you it's kind of dry out here I'm not gonna lie right so this person's anthem is zani by Billy Eilish that's an interesting star I must say she kept screaming at me give it to me give it to me I'm so freaky wet give it to me right now and I look at her in the eyes and said you can scream all you want I'm keeping my umbrella he had us in the first half next up we're about to go on an adventure with Shane who's this mean we're exclusive yes finally I found the one we should get married hmm we need to hang out first yeah I guess you're right would you wanna I'm here on vacation for another week and don't know much at all about the area yeah sure where are you visiting from and believe it or not turns out they actually did get married in the end bless the tinder app that's weird you look pretty up dog in that second picture huh up dog you got the up dog look on your face what the Frick you got the I get no [ __ ] and let my dog lick peanut butter of my balls look on your face dude not much how about you everything is right buddy okay so we got Britney 18 years old haha I have a boyfriend who found my tinder account and when I discover this I'll be single how nice one Eric matched with a girl on tinder that wasn't an SD ex but she was however catfished and her name is Robert I post this on Facebook dude this is why I'm just gonna see this Facebook post to be like oh that's really cool Eric nice job hey so I really hate to ask long but I need help with this math problem X plus U equals 25 I think that X is 15 because U is definitely a 10 is it because I'm Asian you racist okay it's now time to take a look at the best comments on the last episode of funny tinder posts of course I did ask you guys to leave some epic comments down below and yeah it's time for the comment review let's do it [Music] reads title laughs in single my joke is my chances of getting a girlfriend imagine breaking to area 51 to walk into a bunch of aliens who are offering you the hotel feeds patreon hey what can I say I wouldn't turn it down that's some very expensive content right there ah I'm gonna give you guys a 6 out of 10 for this comment review but don't worry there's always next week or next episode whatever leave a comment down below if you want to be featured in the next comment review and come on guys come on let's try get a 10 out of 10 next time but anyways yeah that's it for this video guys definitely do jump into the funny tinder post playlist if you haven't already and subscribe to the channel I see you guys all very soon much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 870,128

Rating: 4.953835 out of 5

Keywords: tinder, r/tinder, funny tinder posts, funny tinder posts #8, top posts, funniest tinder posts, conversations, messages, tinder messages, tinder conversations, tinder chats, tinder cringe, funny, posts, meme, memes, tinder memes

Id: ZrmCzokN4c0

Length: 12min 3sec (723 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 09 2019