Hey guys, it's me world famous Youtuber Dolan Dark (lol funny) Today I'm joined by my boy Ramsker and a clear imposter How many times have you used that intro to introduce a new series? (Over 10 times) Pyro: *laughs* Dolan: Have you run out of ideas? One of the scariest PM's, Er... Personal messages I ever got I was out late at night one time my phone bleeps so I'm like ok [Pyro]: I don't care Okay, so who wants to read what? You up for truth or dare? [pyro]:you didn't read the first one fucking hell Jamsker: Verson (doesnt even read that properl-) Jamsker: 1:27 AM Just read the first message, Matthew Jesus. Jamsker: Home; nm just chilln- (Pyro and Dolan laugh xd Pyro: Your phone is now hacked do exactly as I say and I'll remove the hack Pyro: If you don't then I'll destroy your phone if you try to block or report me Pyro: I'll still destroy it now sent your age and live face pic to prove your real Dolan: What kind of phone in my on what operating system? Pyro: You have 30 seconds to send them before I destroy it Pyro: 4 minutes ago. Dolan: You didn't you didn't answer my question. Pyro: I don't need to. Dolan: it's been more than 30 seconds. Yep, and it's getting destroyed You didn't really plan ahead for people taking you up on your bullshit. Did you yes, I just destroy it you think? The English is just breaking down I'm still waiting on that Look, I'm gonna go get some lunch you have fun with hacking my phone Just copying all your content from it first You done yet? I mean it can't take that long I only have like four pictures on my phone And they're all of pigeons. Hi Hello [In unison] Want to know if they read your message? Just had to read it In my hot pocket, even the most attractive man alive wouldn't be able to use it line and it be successful Yes about you Cooper. Hello Where you from yeah, no ads I'm getting no hats That's African your Do you want to see my penis He probably actually meant like a squash frou or something. His English is so bad is probably a really innovative wholesome message like he's like a pumpkin collector and he's just like Um, so do you like sweets nervously - you just Fedora want to do anal Please remove your panties fair maidens, I will achieve my soul Hey fuck toy you hungry for daddy's fat veiny *First Oof* Stuffing those tiny holes raw till you're on the verge of tears *Pyro takes a breath in to read the rest of this shit show* Pleading for this thicc messy load of *Roblox Oof* Like a good little *Oof* You just know that someone's gonna put this in those fake fanfiction videos *Laughing* Fucking LOVE the idea of my loyal wife sucking me off Later Totally clueless. She's tasting some random sluts *Pyro you forgot the Oof* goods of her faithful husband's fat rooster mega oof *The gang losing their sanity* Mega π·πΎπ½ Like someone out there is gonna nut you reading it out It's gonna be meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *Pyro: Probably, Probably* I'm putting this on the creepy p.m. Subreddit. So thank you for the additional Karma. I don't know which parts the like... the crunchy part? *The boys laughing* M'Lady *Tip's Pyro tophat* Thank you for the Karma. Show me your boobs. Go fuck yourself with sandpaper Wha't sandpaper? I don't know what it is. Bye. You stupid asshoe go Oof yourself *Even more laughing* It's like there 's not even a break like It doesn't *I just realized i'm subtitling subtitles* Like an hour he just said it like immediately I got an idea I'm gonna start catfishing people in tinder just to get through video So I didn't get you'll see this conversation on our creepy PMS. Are you familiar with IP encryption? The escalation! can again your DM? No, okay He turned into Mr. Robot In one message *Mr. Robot season 49 leaked footage* *One of them losing their shit* Can I be the first one? Yes you can *Vsauce Micheal here laughs* Finally my life goal *Others laughing* Show me how them tits fart It's a sort of thing you'd see next to one of those fake quotes, ay? They're like -Ghandi "Show me how those tits fart" Damn can you stop ssing? shoving? Like I'm sorry for your feelings, but you didn't need to be so bitchy You didn't need to send a dick pic either, But okay *that was accidental* "soft n-word" *laughter* How do you accidentally open your camera, take a picture, scroll through your contacts, and send it to me? stop lying Y'all females are such cunts. I'm ain't putting up with this hoe shit right now. I don't know what Fb means.. Pyro: Facebook. FACEBOOK? He's going back to facebook It's Lizard/Robot person *Pyro laughs* confirmed. That's his signature It's not even like M.Z. It's just FACEBOOK *More fucking laughter* Yeah, someone asked me do I smoked meat? (The rest is just FB' addiction to smoking meat) Yeah, let me read it again. Hey, this is Mine diamonds from clinical psych? My name is Minecraft awesome parodys. I shleep a row before you I asked Porkchops for your number *Laugh* Hey sexy, Hey, how's it going going? You miss may I can't have unreliable people in my life right now. Hi. Hi who my bad? Hi, how are you fuk u u little fucking bitch ass slut kill urself no1 wants to here ur voice i should have off booted u long time ago u fucking prik the only people don't want to be with u is because of ur voice they want to here ur voice fatass oice of sht now ur getting blocked my accs ps hope ur mom die luck n dallas *please like pyro's videos I spent a long time subtitling this little bit for him don't make my sacrifice in vain* *Just spent 17 minutes subtitling this im not doing it again* Good luck in Dallas. He is nice at the end. Hi Baby. You are very sexy. You show the vagina *THERE'S SO MUCH FUCKING LAUGHTER IN THIS VIDEO* It's like a statement. like, not even a question Like Stephen Fry to read like the Harry Potter books, like people who can't read this is like the same thing But with like pyrocynical Hi, hey, who's this? *do u like rp? yes or no?* It's Brandon from class *sweating profusely* I was gonna say, how are you gonna make a swaying noise? what are you gonna do? I'll jump on the exercise bike for half an hour Sweat on my mic High quality content *you're damn right it is* I think you got the wrong number. Haha *looks down on the ground twirling thumbs* Shannon g-gave me your number *litcryinglol emoji* That's cool. But you have the wrong number. I'm a 25 year old man. Oh hell yeah ;) Come on, it's Brandon from econ. I asked Shannon for your number. Let's hang out *Hand itching to whip out -3in. dick* Hey Brandon, you have the wrong number. I'm not a woman. I literally have a mustache. Oh you poor poor man No you lying. There's a woman under that mustache. Come on π π ' π π β πΈ β β π β π π ' π π β πΈ β β π β What is u nam r u a gorl UHA I *uha* *uha* *breath in* I lov *full on chuckling now* I LOVE VORE Right, okay. This is this is a golden one who wants to read that I wanna do it No one wanted to read it I'll read left Who wants to read *pyro breaking down in the middle of his sentence* right? I'll read the right one. YOU HAVE LIKE ONE LINE Hey baby you have big bobs send bobs im kiss your bobs I hope you're paying me for this that's a lot to read *Speech 100* I've been in love with a lesbian girl for more than four years She was a very close friend of mine and loved me a lot, but I wouldn't date me because of her sexual orientation Now she suffers from chronic oof Because of her homosexuality is in on her death bed Her only wish in life was to see the vagina of a hot girl. I really want to help fulfill her wish Could you please send me a picture of your vagi- *Tea-kettle laughter* -na so i can show it to her before she dies you know, that's a pretty convincing *shrek has MLG 387* *it's up on the fucking screen* The first part of the message sounds like the plot of BuzzFeed 32 Now you're totally stuck in the retro zone. sadlitlolcryingfirediamondkillmeplease emoji. If this is how people actually talk, I'm happy I never leave my room I'm a naked boy. If you want to do with me nude photos nude video call then tell me yes then and I will get nude photo and nude video call More Fucking Laughter There was no punctuation I had to roll with it It's cold out so cold I could come round and try to keep you warm. emoji movie 11/10 ign. I have central heating Pointing emoji. We've got a really emoji. Oh, come on, you could show me how it works smiley face image onπtheπscreenπ How's it going guys this is me talking of a game play Jesus haven't done this in a while now believe it or not This outro isn't just to get the video over 10 minutes I did actually want to address some stuff going on with the channel at the minute Firstly you've probably noticed that my content is kind of all over the place at the minute. I'm trying to like new things Some of it sticks, some of it definitely, Definitely doesn't. *but I liked the fortnite video* I'm gonna be uploading some more expected content soon Just sometimes I get a bit bored of doing the same thing over and over and I like to branch out and experiment Think of me as a father of four, having a midlife crisis It's probably a good way to word it. *big oof* Anyway, hopefully you enjoyed this video. If you did, I'll be sure to make more edited Reddit compilations in the future And if not, I guess I'll just do an overwatch video Yeah, because like i'm ever doing an overwatch video ever again
High key not liking the new Pyro content lately. I enjoy the gaming videos (just not Fortnite lol) but I hope he doesnβt keep up with these reddit videos, I feel as if they are almost lazy. Iβd rather him upload a decent game review every 6 weeks than get a reddit video every few days.
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This gem needs a video on it's own
bring back bamanboi or i will hack ur phone send a live pic and a gameplay of a shitty game with ur voice u have 5 sec
I actually enjoyed this video and I understand the experimentation that you are doing.
Btw, here's an unfortunate encounter that I had not too long ago... I was way nicer than I should have been and lied about not judging, because I sure as hell did.
https://www.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/comments/8zzsdq/sworn_not_to_judge/
go back to bullying children you fat lesbian fuck
sucks he says he didn't think the fortifier battlegrounds video was sticking, his gaming videos are the best.
Oh shit, was that Jet Set Radio at the end?
Who is the person at 2:18 pls I need to know
I only liked the video because I heard Simpsons Hit and Run during it.