THE END OF TANA MONGEAU (ASOT)

{Searching internet databases...} {Processing...} {Acquiring model...} {Acquiring model... -Finished} {Run paint.exe using acquired parametres} *inspiring music* {paint.exe -Finished} {Performing inspection...} {Performing inspection... -Finished} {Awaiting feedback...} Oh my god... Oh my god... RIP Android [ASOT Intro] ♪ The internet is not- ♪ ♪ something that you just dump something on. ♪ ♪ The internet is not- ♪ ♪ The internet is not a big truck. ♪ ♪ The internet... ♪ ♪ Is- is- is a series of tubes. ♪ *Minecraft music* *banging on Wooden Door* *click* *more banging* *click* * Wooden Door opening* ♪ What a thrill... ♪ *footsteps* *OoF! OoF OoF OoF* *Minecraft munching noises* This "A Series of Tubes" is gonna be a bit longer, because there's gonna be a lot more to cover. "Last Month this Happened" *Lesbian Laugh* "Pull the trigger!" So, first up we got TanaCon. An event so terrible that it failed quicker than Club Penguin Island. The event was originally conceived by Tana... Mouen- Moenneux [Tana] Please don't, please [Shane] I know, I know I know, I know I mean, if you're gonna name an event after yourself- bit narcissistic... Imagine if I started an event called Pyrocon. So, Tana wanted to make TanaCon, because she was an original attendee at VidCon. Now, Tana doesn't like VidCon because as she very clearly explains in this video, they smited her. *inhale* AAAAAAAAH GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Now, TanaCon was gonna have an amazing line-up. For example: 13 year old white girl bait and the very first caveman cryogenically unfrozen. Hopefully Shane Dawson will make a video on me: "My hater "My hater Pyrocynical" Buy me a SUV? Buy me a house Now just to- RAM IT (Jojo style) right up VidCon, Tana not only wanted to have a convention in walking distance of VidCon, but on the same dates as well. But unfortunately, TanaCon didn't go too well. As it was probably- one of the biggest safety hazards in human history. *Children laughing and having a good time* Another thing that Tana boasted about the event, is that it was free entry. Bud also, Bud also, you- you could pay 65 dollahs to skip the line to skip the line, a- andh ged a goodie bag. *Roblox style* OOF OOF O O F *Same pig snort as before* *Mongeau customer service* o o f O o F o O f OOFOOF OOFOOF OOFOOF O O F O O O O F O OOFO O O F O O OOFOOF OOFOOF O . But then the day of the event came and everyone found out that whether they paid the $65 or not- They all got put into one line anyway. *a sencoring OOF* *ritualistic chanting* Now, the convention center itself was actually a- hotel lobby. And it even states on the website that they have a maximum amount of a thousand spaces. Although Tana would go on to every single interview and YouTube video and brag about the fact that "20,000 people" turned up. Fifteen thousand people- Please imagine fifteen thousand- I've never seen 15 thousand people in my entire life, you know. Mmmmm 1000 spaces- but 20,000 people. HMmMmmMmMmmmmmMMM [Raquette Lake Preacher] This shit joke couldn't get any worse! [Raquette Lake Preacher] This OOF joke couldn't get any worse! *crowd goes wild* So, you know what happens next. People had no food, no water, no access to even using the toilet. People actually passed out and they were rushed to A&E So, obviously for health and safety reasons, the convention was totally shut down. And what's great is- Tana took little to no responsibility at all. She did apologize to Shane Dawson, if you can call "Crying like a piglet in front of a studio organized interview" an apology. I actually went on her YouTube channel to see if she uploaded a massive apology video- but nope. Her latest video is... *chuckles* Makeup Hoe. Now, remember earlier on when I said that Tana kept saying: 20,000 PeOPlE ShoWn UP 20,000PEOPLESHOWNUP20,000PEOPLESHOWNUP20,000PEOPLESHOWNUP20,000PEOPLESHOWNUP20,000PEOPLESHOWNUP20,000PEOPLESHOWNUP20,000PEOPLESHOWNUP20,000PEOPLESHOWNUP20,000PEOPLESHOWNUP20,000PEOPLESHOWNUP20,000PEOPLESHO Well, it wasn't 20,000 that was total bs. It was actually 4000 people. A police report shows that no less or no more than 4 k people turned up to the event. And even though that's less of a quarter of what Tana was bragging about that still exceeds the amount that the hotel lobby could sustain. So you had about a thousand people- crammed into this hotel lobby *screaming for various reasons* and then the other 3,000... Ah- Th-They get sunburned. Put some factor 80 on it.. I don't care. *not "OMG it's Tana"-like screaming* There's been a lot conspiracy theories going around at the minute, like: "What if this was planned", "Doomed to fail" kind of thing It wasn't. Tana is just a... Just an idiot- Just an idiot- for real It's not that deep guys, come on. *another cencoring OOF* WAAAL- MAAART BIG FORE HEAD versus R E C E D I N G H A I R L I N E KSI and Logan Paul had a press conference before their boxing match that takes place down in Manchester in a couple months. But before KSI and Logan Paul came on- You had.. ComedyShortsGamer and Jake Paul. Yeah! Yeah! Y E A H- A big shout out and a big warm welcome for my man Jake Let's go champ! *trainwreck himself appears* Y E A H Y E A H Y E A H Now, to mediate the conference, you had this- homeless guy that looks like that the same guy that trained iDubbbz when he was gonna box Jinx. Hell yeah! Hell yeah! wOO- Let's do it, buddy Let's do it, buddy tHaTs rIghT- I'm only joking guys. That's 20-year boxing champion Shannon Briggs. Now, the conference is going fairly well a few insults back and forth, nothing too severe. But then- But then calamity strikes! Jake Paul Jake Paul steals Jake Paul steals Deji's glasses. Also for some reason Jake started having a Vietnam flashback and he just started chanting Walmart over and over. waal- maart waal- maart I find it a a bit ironic- how he's using Walmart to insult Deji. Even though- a lot of his merchandise is sold and licensed to Walmart. But don't worry guys, the undercards are out of the way. 'Cause now we got KSI and Logan Paul The conference is actually really disappointing. They both just kept saying: "Hey! Look at this item- with your face on it!" Isn't that really funny? Hey, look this is you. You own this, ha! It's funny- It's fu- We don't care, 'cause we're- we're eight years old! the memes So, next up we have the harrowing news that memes may be banned in Europe. BREXIT *God save the earrape* So, there's been some news articles going around that copyright law is going to extend to memes. So, for example, if someone makes a meme and then you repost it for your horrible, horrible, cringy horrible, cringy, low-effort compilations hellointernetandwelcometobehindthememewherewetakelookattheoriginandmeaningthatyourfavouritememes today we have a look at: Trollface Just kill me. You could then be subjected to getting a claim and video taken down, you know All this other stuff that already happens anyway. Now to see the far reach of the European Union, I'd like to test this by making my own meme cursed image Here is a picture of me in the exact same street where this fine gentleman took a picture I would like this meme to be transformed and posted all across the internet until it reaches the point where people go, Now for our pinnacle story a highlight of the week your boy Ricegum, was in the news. So your boy Ricey went to Hong Kong, annoyed a bunch of Asians Some people thought he was being racist I just think he was being an ass. A lot of connotations were made to Logan Paul Because they were both being offensive in an Asian environment "a n d h e l l a b i t c h e s." "there you go." But the thing is guys, I don't know, I'm kind of sick of talking about RiceGum here I'm already burned out by talking about Lil Tay all the time. "X was the only one that really understood me." *continues bullshit while laugh track plays* your account has been suspended The last one we got uhhhh.. After about seven years my twitter @Pyrocynical got unsuspended and then within two days it got suspended again Because of the exact same tweet that originally suspended it. I really don't like Twitter I think their support is absolutely terrible and for all the employees they have They probably have two of them actually helping with support tickets. But yeah, uh, my current Twitter's still up I'm lookin' to gettin' the handle switched over but, I've gave up on twitter at this point. That's why I just post memes on there. Anyways guys! I hope you enjoyed the video. Be sure to drop a like, subscribe Rate 5 stars, add to your favorites, and donate to my patreon. And also guys I have a like goal today and I will do an in-depth review of the film... Shrek. [has swag] *intense pig snorting*

Channel: Pyrocynical

Views: 4,086,574

Rating: 4.9735212 out of 5

Keywords: Tana mongeau, tanacon, tanacon documentary, shane, shane tanacon, shane dawson, shane dawson tanacon, pyrocynical, ricegum, ksi, logan paul, jake paul, comedyshortsgamer, ksi logan paul, logan paul ksi, asot, a series of tubes

Id: gO_P1cbmc4g

Length: 11min 36sec (696 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 06 2018

Reddit Comments

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[u/Nuttermit]

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[u/Naiko32]

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