Gas Station Simulator

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to you guys really wanted me to play this and you may be listening to me and be like i didn't really want you to play this but there were a lot of people that wanted me to play this and maybe it's just because i played simulator games in the past but for some reason people were really adamant about me playing gas station simulator and of all the simulator games out there this one seems like an odd choice but i'm gonna play it anyway oh the lag so i don't know if i'm going to become a gas station or if i have a gas station that i need to get up to snuff for wonderful travelers to stop by and get their sustenance and car sustenance and also people can [ __ ] on the ceiling in my bathroom i have a funny feeling i'm going to be cleaning up a lot of poop off my ceiling literally anywhere but where the toilet is where i'm going to be cleaning poop also does that man have a zipper that goes all the way down his crotch and up the back so these pants come off in two pieces out that way that's what that looks like oh oh oh look at dude oh my god that bobblehead's the best thing i've ever seen [Music] oh i'm the guy on the loading screen [Music] ah interesting okay all right okay i'm down i seem to be going 15 miles an hour but for some reason i really don't think that's true [Music] okay i i guess i'm about to make my dream come true just that easy you gotta pull into the spot when it says for sale and you own it okay all right oh god this place is a hell hole also i didn't realize that my uh my lights are in uh horror mode hang on we can't have that i don't think this is a horror game but who knows you know gas station there could be many things lurking in the darkness spooky ghosts crawling through the walls werewolves howling in the desert distance the huffle the huffalompagus the fluffle the huffle lumpus the huffle lump of the huffalumpagus the huffle what is the name of the huffalompagus awfully pumbly there we go sorry i had to stall until i got that all right let's make a gas station figure out how to enter the gas station don't know choose my snake i choose snake i choose snack snake is my teammate i have trash i have trash all right i'll i'll put there oh throw it into the trash okay i thought i thought my arm was a little stronger than that boom [Music] i missed but okay you consider me you say you say i hit it i you know i trust you and that definitely okay whatever from down freaking town from if this doesn't go in i quit the game right now and i never play it again okay [Music] it didn't go in but the game counted that it did so whatever if the game said i did then i did and everybody shut up hello can i have this oh oh god oh god i actually have to clean this place up oh i do don't i all right you got me all right i'll make a goddamn get oh my god there are flies in my eyeballs holy hell this place is awful oh my god follow the high voltage cable and find a way to turn on the electricity the high voltage what now what do you see in high voltage cable what the hell oh no yes yes yes yes ah okay right i'll just go to the trash heap over here okay here we go i do oh i'm flying i'm flying i'm flying i'm rising to the sky i'm ascending wow wow oh not enough money i don't even have five bucks to my name that's how poor i am i spent every dime i had on this place and if it doesn't succeed then i am so screwed i am just going to be a travesty of a human being and also apparently my game can't frickin run this what is with you i've had enough of you i've had enough of this okay pick up the phone at the booth in the front of the station okay someone calling me is someone calling me or am i okay it's still it's still running like poop i apologize everybody the graphic fidelity i'm just gonna turn down to tits all right we got tits graphics oh that's not so good let's try medium it's okay guys i only have a 30 90. you know someday i am gonna go to the two computer method but god i just really don't want to i know it's like everyone already does like the two computer method for recording but i just i live in like 2014 of recording videos and i just cannot upgrade i could never i cannot do it i can't handle it but also a 30 90 should be able to handle this hello congratulations on your purchase and investment little nephew hi it has been a while since you've heard my voice now yeah never i've never heard it yes i'm a busy person but luck would have it that the land you've purchased once belonged to my father oh since you are not only a potential business partner but family no less i'll do my best to help you okay i will send you emails on a regular basis providing you with information on how to handle each part of the business okay do make sure to pay attention uh-huh well i must head off now it was pleasant speaking to you i didn't say a word anki uh so unk uh didn't i didn't really get any information i have a computer do i have a computer i do have a computer apparently there's a computer in this hell hole there is a computer wow no that's a monitor that is not a computer oh wow okay howdy howdy indeed or greetings and salutations the dialect never really was my forte regardless i've just heard you made a solid investment though i pity the fact you had to sell your car for it what did i do you could have always asked me for a loan i'll pitch in with a few tips and tricks my emails will come periodically don't worry about money for this part where family and family keeps an eye on each other's backs i'm here to lend a helping hand and a man like me puts my money where they about nowadays okay thanks unk go to the mini excavator the what hint her name is rudy okay rudy all right roods okay oh rudy rudy sand piles in front of the gas pump okay roods i'm out of gas ironic isn't it yes it is yes it actually is this game is far more involved than i thought it would be i was not mentally prepared for something of this magnitude oh holding jerry clan can click lmb on the distributor to replenish it once it's full click lmb on the excavators i'm guessing i gotta fill up the can oh yeah i have a gas station but you know what i didn't assume that there would actually be gas in it yet but i guess there is okay oh okay when the exhaust turns red hold right mouse button to cool the engine okay all right i'm gonna remove the sand piles now do i just know apparently i don't just drive over them what am i supposed to do what do i do what do i do what do i do what do i do oh cool engine dunk okay i did it open the gas station for customers when you don't have time to serve customers close the gas station again so you can focus on your other responsibilities you got it also how am i cooling these am i peeing on this am i pissing on this am i pissing am i pissing on this i'm gonna leave rudy right there all right open for business hello police officer you need some gas i'm open for business that's shockingly amazing that's very good you can open close a gas station at any time use a downtam to organize a gas station or do other activities that you can find right next to the lever there is a button that resets traffic how does that work this will reset all the cars and customers how do i select okay cancel okay okay do i have to throw it in the dumpster i mean is that a thing that i have to do i'm guessing no man it's a stye in here okay let's see what other delivery fuel supply oh too handy please got it nailed it dude i have mail new ryder cannon opening closing ordering you can only order fuel for now okay all right i am a gas station connoisseur hey how you doing hey can i help you in some gas hello how are you i will love the way you just clicked through that door hey can i help you what are you doing over there can i can i assist you uh you need some gas i i don't have fuel uh pardon me ma'am if you just wait the truck is right over there man the truck is right over there wait a minute hold on there's a truck right over there hey hold on hold on lady wait for it i have some fuel on the way why don't you just wait a second lady there's fuel right over there and i'm going to get it to you oh no there's fuel coming in lady i believe that there's just a huge desire right there it's coming in very hot and fresh you want the fuel it's going to be right there how are you going to get trapped in the desert if you don't get the fuel fine fine hi can i get some fuel can you put some fuel in my tank hey take your time buddy hey no hurry here hey come on now hey go for it hey hurry up a little bit hey all right is that elon musk is this elon elon elon things not go so well in space is mars okay all right anyway bye test your skills on the archive while you wait for your next assignment no i won't because i've got customers to fuel hey big spender hey here comes mr moneybags sorry madame moneybags sorry pardon me hey you want some fuel you know you get fuel you know you i have are you kidding me what do you mean there's fuel right here can you oh wait i have to do this you know i assume that with um with you know a fuel delivery that there would be like some anyway hey how you doing let me top you off there oh let's starting boost that okay and then bam oh got it i didn't know that i needed to click again before i got that anyway thank you very much for your patronage ah your windows are a little dirty all right don't give me that look but uh you have a lovely day now you have a lovely day now you have a lovely day now you have a lovely day now all right you take care now you take care elon you take care all right you don't worry you'll get your dreams again don't worry you'll get them you'll get them buddy you'll get them pal hey you'll get him hey don't worry about it you'll get him buddy you'll get him buddy you'll get him pal all right what the hell [Music] there's a snake in my gas okay well first customer satisfied and next customer is coming in right now i can already tell come on in bring her in okay well it's kind of [ __ ] you know i guess i'll clean up the place whatever put away here a customer a customer hey lovely car oh lovely muscles oh lovely mohawk hey how you doing pal love the nip love that nip love that face love that schnoz and love that hair i'm gonna get you taken care of buddy you keep those veins in check careful a paper cut might kill you buddy but uh you're looking good you're looking hot and fresh hey would you like some gas don't worry i'll uh starting boost ya oh yeah you have a lovely day too you have a lovely day now you have a lovely day take care of that you know what i'm saying all right you have fun here surprise the car doesn't wobble when you get in oh wow yes i'm the best i'm the best i'm a capitalistic god well this is a whole lot of nothing happening test your skills on arcade while okay anybody coming in hey how you doing hey come on in bring her in all right come on in hey right here right up here hey come on in hey this is a full service gas station if you know what i'm talking about i'm talking primo service all day every day you come here my way i'll make sure you leave with a smile all ain't you just a peach you have cash right good clad clad good glad hey weather's holding up pretty good right weather's holding up real good oh my god oh there you go incredible i know i know i feel that good hey i don't i do more than just fuel things good i'm always on target if you know what i mean hey you have a lovely day all right take care another sweet sale all right i'm gonna go test my skills on the arcade apparently because that's what i'm supposed to do no beer beer lies lies and slander lies and slander all right let's see what's going on the junk keep [Music] oh finished the race before okay go i'm going oh god oh god oh god oh come on those things controls are a little funky it'd be a lot easier with a joystick i'm the best i'm the best ah now this is pod racing okay come on uh jump ramp jump boing oh this was a mistake where am i yes yes i have a customer at the fuel but it doesn't matter oh god oh god okay you know what i'm done i have customers i can't bother with you right now i've got customers waiting to be fueled up and i'm gonna feel them good and howdy hey how you doing i'm sorry i was so late i will service you now here i already wait i already know how to do this i've been doing this for a while can you get off [Music] i know i'm a life saver buy a trash bag and equip it buy a trash bag why do i need to buy a trash bag yeah all right is it does it get delivered or something do i i have it okay pick up some okay all right okay okay okay i'm cleaning okay oh god there she goes empty the trash cans outside of your station with a trash bag okay you got it hey i'll be right with you sir and or madam oh yes hey how you doing hey welcome welcome hey how's it going old timer hey how you doing or should i say young sprout grasshopper even hey how you doing you look like a cool guy you look like a cool dude oh my god oh how are you friend good to see you from the inside anyway i'll fuel you up now i'll get you taken care of and good job i know i know i know i do like cleaning up i got no problem with that i just don't know why i needed to wait until i got an arcade game in okay i'm just guessing it's not a problem if they go flying off into the distance but uh i'm not gonna do anything to fix it is this trash looks like trash what do you mean task complete my place is still dirty why would you think i'd be done okay bye okay bye that's fine okay tab buy a broom okay buy a broom broom broom broom broom buy a broom okay i got a broom okay broom okay the dirtiness bar this is moderately less satisfying than power washing simulator i don't think broomings and the sound ah okay i can spam click and it's easier okay i've found an exploit already okay that's better i don't have to hear the sound then all right i'm the best order garbage collection using a computer okay can do can i not broom this no oh hi oh hey how you doing oh good to see you hey how you been oh yeah you do hey how are you how you been how you doing how's the family you're welcome fueled it better i know i did i know it did i know i did what am i doing delivery garbage collection please thank you hi dennis dennis hula a freaking horror game jesus christ that was the scariest thing i've ever seen dennis eat eat [ __ ] dennis what the hell dennis there's a dennis stop dennis i threw all my [ __ ] away all right okay hang on get [ __ ] dennis i will throw a brick at your eye get wrecked dennis yeah i should be out you're lucky i don't have a sledgehammer get out of here you know you're dennis oh you are an [ __ ] school's good for you freaking dennis the jumpscare king him being just someone laughing and looking around the corner might be one of the scariest things i've ever seen okay colored palette uh let's do a nice nice desert mauve oh yeah too far i have taken this too far oh i see what it is okay i didn't realize how it was hello oh garbage collection okay well that's fun is that a customer i hear or is that just the sound of the garbage truck customer customer customer customer yay i'll work that shoulder out for you just give me a second i'll i'll be right with you all right and [Music] cool you got it pal you got it pal you got it you got it don't mind the don't mind the shoddy paint job i'm touching up the place making it looking pristine hey i'll have the bathrooms ready in a jiffy just come back tomorrow to your favorite gas station markiplier's gas station look the youtube channel didn't work out too well for me but hey i got gas out the ass and i'll put gas in your ass i need to work on my slogans but hey you'll get gas pull your ass get some gas pull your ass up get some gas up in your ass i gotta stop talking about ass bring your car round i'll give your ass a pound [Music] this place is looking nice this place is looking real nice and i got another customer hey it's probably because my uh gas station's looking so primo looking pretty good hey hey pal i'll be right with you is this the right color wait a minute wait wait wait wait a minute have i not had the right color this whole time oh oh oh oh oh hi hey how are you doing hey good to see you hey i'll put some gas in your ass yeah cool um i love painting it's just like that's the thing about it i love painting i especially love painting over stuff that i've already painted almost there almost got it do i have to paint the oh i have to paint the corners too ah this is like power wash simulator and the tediousness i know i don't know if i want to paint these the same color as the other one i think these might need to be like a darker color oh yeah that's looking nice i don't know about it uh maybe green might might be good for this oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no it's grown on me it's grown on me it's grown on me ah it's grown on me someone get it off it's grown on me i like it you know what i think i like it find the right tool to break into the car trunk what what what what lock picking what am i trying to lock pick here oh hey copper uh wasn't trying to lock pick anything what are you doing here well this is an awfully inconvenient time for you to show up hey let me fuel up your ass hey you came for the ass treatment did you do the ass flyers was it the ass advertisements that really brought you in here hey let me give you a nice highway uh discount there buddy why don't you just uh oh not much [Music] saver yeah yeah yes or you maybe okay okay okay okay so it's like skyrim lock picking okay got it okay dust bowl pan it can't be opened i don't know what i just got what did i just get are you telling me that there are other paint colors that i just spent all this time painting my goddamn gas station and you're telling me that there are other paint colors that i could have the whole time all right i guess i'll paint some more what color is that what color is it what color do you have oh i never i don't have any color okay all right i'm gonna go this green you know at first i didn't like it but i like the boldness of it you know i think the boldness of it is really gonna bring people in the boldness is good the boldness is good i already how do i not i can't you can't bail out of painting something ever you can never bail you can only finish the paint no i love repainting i love it i love it why is there no way to not paint i thought i was gonna paint like the windowsill or something but no looks like i just gotta keep going huh is this whole thing gonna go green the whole goddamn thing oh my god the whole thing holy crap okay well that was a bout of efficiency i like that well i don't know if i like the color but i mean i like that it happened quickly hi how you doing an old dimer with the mohawk nice nice let me get you let me get you let me get you let me get you got let me get you got i've kind of almost forgotten that this is a gas station simulator but there's so many different facets to gas stations that you wouldn't understand i know i know my friend i am aware that it is nice [Music] okay and now it's looking pretty spiffy you know at first i didn't know if i liked the green accents and i'm not sure i still do but it does look good it doesn't look that good it looks bad actually it looks it looks bad i.e let me see what this looks like nah nah it's got to be the same accents it's going to grow on me it's going to grow on me the dark green kind of like teal-ish it's an interesting color but i'm an interesting dude and this is an interesting hey welcome aboard hey hop on pop here hey what you doing hey you need some pumped you need some bum you need a little off the top you know what i'm saying you need a little off the top what do you want what do you want customers order what do you uh what do you want what are you what are you ordering you're ordering uh primo primo unleaded okay cool amazing i know fuel status is low okay delivery give me fuel give me fire give me that which i desire that is acceptable right hang the dust bowl painting inside the gas station i'm sorry the what i'm sorry the what oh oh god okay well let's uh never forget the dust bowl i guess this way i'll always know hmm you know my instinct my first instinct i always gotta trust that buy two shelves okay you got it features shelves uh yes bye big [Music] bye big [Music] do i have them in my bag already oh i do i do i do i do i do okay um okay here we go here we go here we go oh yeah oh yeah not quite is that even no what why is it not even why it's not eve why would you i'm not gonna even equip it i'm not even gonna equip it because i wasn't even that's probably what it was i wasn't even therefore it wasn't even do i have to do this yes apparently give me the gas thanks elon hi how you doing hey welcome hey you want some snacks i'll have some snacks set up real quick just hold on okay i think i have to be even first and then you pull it out yeah yeah yeah that's it that's the one that's it that's it that's it that's it boom oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah hang on bam baby bam baby bam bam and i got security well what is that okay never mind that's not good what's that what is that what is that what is that get out of here hi you want some gas hey here you go pal here you go pal shut up shut up buy additional parking space via the pc how does that work oh okay i'm gonna have to no i see i see what i'm gonna have to when i see can i make the purchase before cleaning the area rudy all right rudy rudy where is this parking space i think it was over there yeah that's it that's it that's it blam sand gone parked perfectly all right let's uh do whatever the hell else we needed to do buy that parking lot that's right okay bye bought it's been bought it's been bought i bought it i bought it answer the call from the uncle why is the uncle's name so ominous hello the uncle hello i see the business is doing well i'm calling to congratulate you on successfully getting it off the ground but you can't run a business on fuel alone i've had a few of my people deliver some extra stock for those empty shelves of yours time to talk money you now owe me okay i'll send you the invoice to your email don't miss it i'm sorry nephew but there is just no room for charity in this world i hope you'll find it within your finances to repay the debt otherwise we'll be forced to see to more persuasive methods of reimbursement don't have me wait too long now you're bi okay uncle what was with your feet what was with your feet i saw that this is a horror game oh i knew it i knew it bam uh did you say that there was someone at the register serve the customer at the cash register every product that falls into the basket without being scanned or falls out of the checkout goes to the customer for free what are you talking about what are you talking about wait how much do i have to pay my uncle five thousand dollars what do you mean five minutes to pay five thousand dollars but it's impossible i can't get out god damn this god damn it why did i have to get a big shelf why i've really ruined it rude can i get a small shelf can i get a small snack small food stand here we go that's better oh hi wow you are there um hang on hang on hey hang on hang on no no that's not right here we go straight on here we go snacks perfect and bam done can you put the snacks on this hello i thought i had snacks on this hello left shift to move the belt now okay put the products over the scanner i'll get dirty over the time to slow down clean it up by holding the right mouse button and swiping over the belt okay make no mistake to increase combo and get a tip i don't think that's common give me that okay i'll take that okay [Music] that'll do it thank you thank you you have a little day now you have a lovely day now you live a little lovely day hey how you doing you have are you gonna ready to have a lovely day you ready to have a lovely day okay i need to pay this goddamn loan um i'll pay ten dollars was that my uncle i paid i made the money and i could i need a delivery i need food i don't know you uh the other shelf kind of didn't have food i don't have food i got no money okay um i have no money uncle uncle please please i don't have the money uncle hey ma'am i'm having a bit of a crisis at the moment you owe me money fueling superstar uh unk unk please unk uh unk have mercy unk unk oh no well whatever i need to figure out how to put this goddamn shelf here no uh well that doesn't have it either oh oh never mind okay how did i do that ah face place place place place okay place got it okay we're good we're good we're good if i have any hi come on in you got my name on your shirt i don't know why i said it like that have a good day browsing peruse peruse away please okay thank you for putting that in my trash can thank you for putting that in my trash can you can buy anything you can buy anything you want to buy in something okay thank you me wrap ruse peru's away my friend peruse you ready to uh you ready here we go and oh uh i know i know only the top quality service here at markiplier's gas station you just remember the name my friend you remember the name you remember the name i gotta take the trash out here you go blam wow what a lovely day and what a lovely hi come on in hey don't be shy don't run away where are you running off to hey don't run away come back in what are you doing we'll come back into my shop you got something you said bye you haven't done anything yet you haven't bought anything what are you doing you think you're going to go away yeah where are you going to go where are you going to go if you don't have any gas you can't go anywhere if you don't have any gas you can't go anywhere if you don't have any tires either or any food food is basically gas for your body okay anyway how's it going i got you i know i know okay time's up don't feel bad about you don't know [Music] where's our goddamn money what the hell man oh my god uncle please oh i'm dead i'm a dead man uncle how am i gonna pay you back [Music] what the hell was this all just a prologue to something bigger [Music] [Applause] [Music] what kind of subplot is this hi uncle how you doing wake up sam you've got a gas station around okay thanks uncle thank you okay wow great the uncle okay not my uncle the uncle okay hey nephew back on your feet i hope your head's no longer spinning thanks for picking up we need to talk there was a mistake a serious one you can rest easy knowing i will have the responsible people dealt proper retribution for what has happened the amount of time on your investment loan deadline was rendered far too short for what the amount was it's plain bad business and i don't make bad business decisions let's forget about this debacle for the time being as a token of apology please accept this small gift it will help with your next delivery no strings attached however you will need to make the warehouse operational again to receive it somehow you're a resolute lad you'll figure it out okay thanks hunk well oh taking a loan is now available the loan money has been returned to you oh thank you oh so all that money was not for for naught oh okay all right well looks like i've got a gas station empire now but i'm all out of time for this episode so thank you everybody so much for watching gas station simulator i don't think i'm going to be playing too much more of this but this was fun this was an enjoyable experience can i clean the walls the walls really need some cleaning oh the white interior would be nice for this this would be nice oh that is that's much better okay that's much better but i don't have time so thank you everybody so much for watching let me know what you thought down in the comments below and check out more simulator games i've played on my channel i've played quite a few now and i will continue to play more if you have an idea for a simulator game that you want me to play write in the comments thank you and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye [Music] oh

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 6,296,749

Keywords: markiplier, gas station simulator, gaming, gameplay, sim game, simulator game, simulation, simulation funny games, funny games, laughing

Id: 5gFeKePa8c0

Length: 39min 55sec (2395 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 08 2021